Category: Sexy grandmas

Wanna play with grandma?

gilf phone sexCome here baby, wanna play with grandma? I have a special new game that I just know you are going to love! See, first we take off all of our clothes and then we are going to compare our bodies and learn all the fun differences between girls and boys! Doesn’t that sound like so much fun? See, Grandma has breasts and a warm wet pussy… I look much different down there than you do, don’t I baby? You have a penis and I can tell that you like seeing grandma naked cus it is so so hard right now. Come here baby, let me touch it, doesn’t that feel good? See? I knew you would like this game! Now you touch my pussy and see how wet it is, it gets wet like that so that your little dickie will slide right in. What’s that baby? You want to put your dickie in there now? Oh yes! Please do! That’s called fucking and it is the best game ever! We can play like this whenever you come over!

GILF Phone Sex with a Sexy Granny

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex is hotter than phone sex with a MILF.  As a grandma I have more experience than a mother. Plus, I have two generations of brats that I have trained to fuck. I have my own army of fuck slaves. Six grown brats, and 7 not so grown grand brats. Think about it too. Fucking a hot GILF is taboo. Fucking your own mother is taboo too, but more commonplace than fucking your grandma. I bet if you told your friends that you wanted to fuck your granny, their mouths would fall open in disbelief.  But if your granny looks like me, they would so understand why you jack off to banging grandma. My oldest grandson told his friends he was fucking his grandma and they didn’t believe him. He showed them a picture of me. After they saw my big tits and curvy body, they wanted to fuck me too. The more the merrier in my opinion. I will gang bang all  the little boys in my neighbor. Those cocks are fucking machines at that age. Hard as a hammer and always full of cum. Last night I entertained the troops. My grandson wanted to have a pool party sleepover. Once his little friends saw me in my sexy bikini, their little dicks were hard. Rock hard. I’m a good granny to my grandsons and their friends. I tugged their little swim trunks off and blew them. Don’t worry, I didn’t contaminate the pool. I didn’t let a drop of cum hit the water. This sexy granny is a total cum whore, especially when it comes to that boy seed. I gobble up boy batter like it is my last meal on earth. I did those boys a service. Now they know what a great blowjob feels like. So who wants to visit grandma’s house now?

Grandma Phone Sex: Help an Old Broad Out

grandma phone sexEver fantasize about having grandma phone sex? I bet your granny would love your hard young cock. You would be doing her a favor by fucking her. Unless she looks like me. Then she would be doing you a favor. My grandsons are very popular at school because of me. All  their little friends want to hang out at my place because we have an in ground swimming pool and I wear a skimpy bikini showing off my big natural jugs. Young men love a sexy older woman with curves and big boobs. And GILFS like me, love you young boys. I am a sexy granny, but my options for sexual playmates are slim and few. Men my age have health issues that affect the pecker or are married. Men in their 30s and 40s are often going through their mid life crisis period and want a coed to fuck. So, that leaves you young ones with your perpetual hard ons to fuck old dirty whores like me. I never turn down a working dick, and no dick works better than a teen boy’s dick. I can man you up, teach you how to please the ladies while getting my old rocks off. Granny is waiting boys.

I have plenty of sexy grandma pics for you!

sexy grandma picsMy grandson is off to summer camp and I sure am going to miss him terribly! He asked me to make sure to send him lots of sexy grandma pics while he is gone so that he will have something to look at after lights out… now who could say no to that? Not this grandma right here, that’s for sure! I made sure to start taking some sexy pictures the day that he left so that he wouldn’t have to go a single day without looking at all my sexy pics! I do hope he was having fun masturbating to my pics… and even though this is probably wrong of me to say so… I hope that he shared my sexy pics with everyone in his cabin too! I love the idea of all those young boys jerking their little cocks while they think about a hot sexy granny like me, I know that if I was there I would be taking care of all of those hard dicks personally! God, wouldn’t that be amazing?? If I could go to camp with him and just do nothing but suck little cocks all day long and take turns fucking them all too. My pussy is dripping wet just thinking about it! I am going to have to see if I can set up a big sleepover for him when he gets back home, he can invite all of his camp buddies to come on over and have the wildest, sexiest night of their lives! This grandma loves young cock more than anything in the whole wide world so I am definitely going to have to make this happen very soon! Granny needs a gang bang from all those young boys, it will be the hottest night of my life, I just know it!

Family Fucking Memorial Day Fun

family fuckingFamily fucking is a tradition in my house every Memorial Day weekend. My brats who do not live local, fly into town or drive in with their brats in tow. The entire family gets together for a cookout and the annual inauguration of the pool. Swimsuits are not required of course. Part of the fun for me is seeing how the grand angels have changed from year to year. My middle grand girl has developed quite well. She was flat as a wall last summer, but now she boobie bumps and her hips are starting to widen. She is not quite a woman yet, however. She has not started her period, which means she can be fucked without any worry of knocking her ass up. Not that I mind a young girl getting pregnant. It is just that when a girl that age shows up at school preggers, the school starts to ask too many questions.  I prefer to protect our incest sex lifestyle by not sending up too many red flags. My granddaughter was the belle of the barbecue. I was not the only one to notice her changing body. She got quite the rise out of her uncles and her cousins too.  She was enjoying the attention, even encouraging it by bending over and showing off her tight little fuck holes. I decided to get the party started by fucking her little cunnie with a blow pop. That hot cunnie needed cooling down.  As soon as I took that cold Popsicle to her swollen slit, it started to melt. My little angel was in heat. Luckily for her, there were plenty of boys and a few men ready to help her get one step closer to womanhood. Her uncle took her cherry first while we all watched, then her cousins took turns playing with her fuck holes. We tossed her into the pool after she had a well fucked little pussy. That is when the rest of us started fucking. I love our dirty family traditions.

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Incest Phone Sex Dirty Roleplays with a Sexy Granny

incest phone sexIncest phone sex calls are my favorite, especially when I get to role play about being an extra bad granny. I am a pretty naughty granny already. I started playing with my grand angels much earlier than I ever did with their parents. A lot has changed in the last 20 plus years. Little ones are sexualized much younger these days. My oldest grandson was telling me to show him my boobs before he was fully potty trained! My grand girls would rub their little bald slits in the bathtub before I even touched them. So the idea of making a special home movie with you and my grand angels gets me wet. I only have on grand girl with an intact hymen still. But, for the right price, she is all yours.  But trust me, I have several girls with very tight virgin asses still. And those girls that daddy beat you to the punch, I have been teaching them Cagle exercises so they keep their bald little snatches nice and tight. Of course, if you are black mailing me because you found my stash of sexy home movies, you can do whatever you want to any of my angels free of charge. The possibilities are endless with a dirty sexy granny like me.

They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

GILF Phone Sex Adventures

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex is better than cougar sex. A cougar is really just a hot woman over 40 who likes younger guys. It doesn’t mean she has brats of her own. It doesn’t even mean she has incest experience. A grandma I would like to fuck, however, is both a mommy and granny. Chances are she has fucked some young ones before. The older I get, the younger I like them. I have started my grand angels off in the family way much younger than I did their parents. Part of it is my raging hormones. The other part is changing times. The sweet young things start way younger these days thanks to the internet. So, why not start incest sex with them earlier. Now my sweet grand angels are crawling between my legs licking granny’s pussy when they just learning to crawl. My grandsons are fucking my old cougar pussy before they have any peach fuzz on their dicks. My granddaughters are blowing their brothers and cousins before they have boobie bumps yet.  And, something I didn’t do with my offspring, but I am doing with their offspring, is sharing them. I have lots of cougar friends with no incest experience, no dirty P times for their spank bank. As summer approaches, and the grand brats will be with me more while my brats work, I will be having dirty pool parties. Inviting some of my fellow grannies to play with my grandsons and lots of P daddies to play with my sweet little grand girls. I love watching daddy types molest my young ones. It makes my pussy drip.  I plan on being a Summer Madam. Only difference is, I am the not for profit kind. I don’t need to sell virginity and the young ones experience. It is pure please to spread the love for this dirty granny.

Dirty Sexy Granny Sammy

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha wanted a new expensive outfit this weekend. I don’t like my sons to know I sometimes have money troubles. Well, when you have cute granddaughters who will do anything for their sexy granny, you don’t really have money troubles. Not for long at least. I snapped a few sexy pictures of my young angels. Nothing illegal, just very provocative. Dirty pictures in the sense that for P men, such pictures will make their perverted cocks twitch. Just the reaction I wanted. Those pics were not on my Face Book account for more than 10 minutes when friends and friends of friends were filling my box in the bad way with requests to get to know my girls better. I sold Lilly and Rose to the highest bidders. Men go crazy for school girl pussy, so they will pay top dollar for the tightest little honey pots. The younger the better and more profitable.  I dressed the girls up for their special dates. Cute little matching sundresses  with cotton panties and little sandals. I took them to a local motel no tell, where I met Jim and Brad. Older men, in their 40s with big wallets to spoil young princesses with; well that is what I told my grand girls. They love presents. They have been well trained on how to get presents too. This sexy granny is no newbie to exploiting young ones. I got them each situated in the adjoining rooms, then opened the door between the rooms so I could come and go between  my two grand angels getting violated. Makes my pussy drip to watch them being so nice to strangers.  Means I raised them well. Lilly and Rose are good cock suckers for their ages too. Watching a little girl stretch her mouth out on your cock while wrapping her tiny hands around your shaft is just so hot. The best is seeing their little butt holes take your fuck sticks. By the time both men had creamed, my little angels had stretched out holes with man seed running out of them. Oh, and I had a few extra grand to buy that sexy outfit and spoil my grand babies. I was so horny from watching my little whores in action, I fucked my teen grandson as soon as we got home from the mall. I love being a dirty granny.

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!