Category: Sexy grandmas

Family Fucking Memorial Day Fun

family fuckingFamily fucking is a tradition in my house every Memorial Day weekend. My brats who do not live local, fly into town or drive in with their brats in tow. The entire family gets together for a cookout and the annual inauguration of the pool. Swimsuits are not required of course. Part of the fun for me is seeing how the grand angels have changed from year to year. My middle grand girl has developed quite well. She was flat as a wall last summer, but now she boobie bumps and her hips are starting to widen. She is not quite a woman yet, however. She has not started her period, which means she can be fucked without any worry of knocking her ass up. Not that I mind a young girl getting pregnant. It is just that when a girl that age shows up at school preggers, the school starts to ask too many questions.  I prefer to protect our incest sex lifestyle by not sending up too many red flags. My granddaughter was the belle of the barbecue. I was not the only one to notice her changing body. She got quite the rise out of her uncles and her cousins too.  She was enjoying the attention, even encouraging it by bending over and showing off her tight little fuck holes. I decided to get the party started by fucking her little cunnie with a blow pop. That hot cunnie needed cooling down.  As soon as I took that cold Popsicle to her swollen slit, it started to melt. My little angel was in heat. Luckily for her, there were plenty of boys and a few men ready to help her get one step closer to womanhood. Her uncle took her cherry first while we all watched, then her cousins took turns playing with her fuck holes. We tossed her into the pool after she had a well fucked little pussy. That is when the rest of us started fucking. I love our dirty family traditions.

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Incest Phone Sex Dirty Roleplays with a Sexy Granny

incest phone sexIncest phone sex calls are my favorite, especially when I get to role play about being an extra bad granny. I am a pretty naughty granny already. I started playing with my grand angels much earlier than I ever did with their parents. A lot has changed in the last 20 plus years. Little ones are sexualized much younger these days. My oldest grandson was telling me to show him my boobs before he was fully potty trained! My grand girls would rub their little bald slits in the bathtub before I even touched them. So the idea of making a special home movie with you and my grand angels gets me wet. I only have on grand girl with an intact hymen still. But, for the right price, she is all yours.  But trust me, I have several girls with very tight virgin asses still. And those girls that daddy beat you to the punch, I have been teaching them Cagle exercises so they keep their bald little snatches nice and tight. Of course, if you are black mailing me because you found my stash of sexy home movies, you can do whatever you want to any of my angels free of charge. The possibilities are endless with a dirty sexy granny like me.

They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

GILF Phone Sex Adventures

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex is better than cougar sex. A cougar is really just a hot woman over 40 who likes younger guys. It doesn’t mean she has brats of her own. It doesn’t even mean she has incest experience. A grandma I would like to fuck, however, is both a mommy and granny. Chances are she has fucked some young ones before. The older I get, the younger I like them. I have started my grand angels off in the family way much younger than I did their parents. Part of it is my raging hormones. The other part is changing times. The sweet young things start way younger these days thanks to the internet. So, why not start incest sex with them earlier. Now my sweet grand angels are crawling between my legs licking granny’s pussy when they just learning to crawl. My grandsons are fucking my old cougar pussy before they have any peach fuzz on their dicks. My granddaughters are blowing their brothers and cousins before they have boobie bumps yet.  And, something I didn’t do with my offspring, but I am doing with their offspring, is sharing them. I have lots of cougar friends with no incest experience, no dirty P times for their spank bank. As summer approaches, and the grand brats will be with me more while my brats work, I will be having dirty pool parties. Inviting some of my fellow grannies to play with my grandsons and lots of P daddies to play with my sweet little grand girls. I love watching daddy types molest my young ones. It makes my pussy drip.  I plan on being a Summer Madam. Only difference is, I am the not for profit kind. I don’t need to sell virginity and the young ones experience. It is pure please to spread the love for this dirty granny.

Dirty Sexy Granny Sammy

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha wanted a new expensive outfit this weekend. I don’t like my sons to know I sometimes have money troubles. Well, when you have cute granddaughters who will do anything for their sexy granny, you don’t really have money troubles. Not for long at least. I snapped a few sexy pictures of my young angels. Nothing illegal, just very provocative. Dirty pictures in the sense that for P men, such pictures will make their perverted cocks twitch. Just the reaction I wanted. Those pics were not on my Face Book account for more than 10 minutes when friends and friends of friends were filling my box in the bad way with requests to get to know my girls better. I sold Lilly and Rose to the highest bidders. Men go crazy for school girl pussy, so they will pay top dollar for the tightest little honey pots. The younger the better and more profitable.  I dressed the girls up for their special dates. Cute little matching sundresses  with cotton panties and little sandals. I took them to a local motel no tell, where I met Jim and Brad. Older men, in their 40s with big wallets to spoil young princesses with; well that is what I told my grand girls. They love presents. They have been well trained on how to get presents too. This sexy granny is no newbie to exploiting young ones. I got them each situated in the adjoining rooms, then opened the door between the rooms so I could come and go between  my two grand angels getting violated. Makes my pussy drip to watch them being so nice to strangers.  Means I raised them well. Lilly and Rose are good cock suckers for their ages too. Watching a little girl stretch her mouth out on your cock while wrapping her tiny hands around your shaft is just so hot. The best is seeing their little butt holes take your fuck sticks. By the time both men had creamed, my little angels had stretched out holes with man seed running out of them. Oh, and I had a few extra grand to buy that sexy outfit and spoil my grand babies. I was so horny from watching my little whores in action, I fucked my teen grandson as soon as we got home from the mall. I love being a dirty granny.

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!

Sexy Granny Sammy Celebrates National Jelly Bean Day with Kinky Phone Sex Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny has a perverted mind! There is actually a day this week called National Jelly Bean Day. It is Friday, but I am going to be out of town on a sex romp excursion with my oldest son, so I thought I would celebrate the day a tad early with my young granddaughter Lilly. She loves candy. I make it no secret that I use candy in my pussy as a way to train the young ones to be good pussy and ass lickers. A candy filled cunt is something no young boy or girl can pass up. This morning, Lilly was home from school for a teacher/student conference day. I decide it was the perfect day to celebrate National Jelly Bean Day. I had a whole bag of jelly belly beans and regular jelly beans.  I mixed them in a bowl and informed Lilly that we were going to celebrate a day specifically designed for one of her favorite candies.  Her eyes lit up, she giggled and got really excited.

I had her on the couch with her legs spread. She asked if she could eat jelly beans out of my love hole like she has in the past. “Later you can honey, but today, I am going to eat them out of your sweet spot,” I informed her. I used a very small speculum on her tiny cunnie to open it up. I was creaming my panties looking deep inside her pink tight virgin cunt. I opened it as wide as I could without ruining her little fuck hole.  I started to pour the jelly beans down her cunnie. I filled her up until she was overflowing a rainbow of jelly beans. I removed the speculum slowly, she giggled as the candies tickled her insides. As I rubbed her little clitty, jelly beans dispensed out of her cunt into granny’s greedy mouth. I called in her brothers and cousins. She was like a dirty Pez dispenser. Rub her clit and out pops a jelly bean. I love kinky phone sex fun the whole family can enjoy.  Her pussy is still full of jelly beans. That little puffy slit looks like a chipmunk’s cheeks now. She is waiting for her daddy to come home from work to dispense the rest of the jelly beans. He loves eating his little angel’s candy filled cunnie. Bet you would too?

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Don’t you love sexy grandma pics?

sexy grandma picsDon’t you just love sexy grandma pics? I bet you do or you wouldn’t have stumbled across my page, now would you? Mhm, I knew you did, grandma knows all sweetheart and don’t you forget it! Anyway, did you ever wonder who was taking all these sexy granny pictures? Let me give you a hint, it’s not some boring professional photographer that’s for sure, I have my sweet and perfect grandson take all of my sexy pictures. He’s very good with a camera and he gets all the most flattering shots but by far the best part is that I get to fuck his brains out after he’s done taking pictures. The whole time he is clicking away, I can see his cock getting harder and harder and I know that he is waiting eagerly for grandma to come and suck it the way he likes best!

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Don’t worry sweetheart, this grandma will have plenty of time for you too… and right now my time is cheap as hell! Take a look at my specials, I bet you can find one that will work for you… now don’t keep granny waiting!

Sexy Mommy Family Fucking Fun

sexy mommyA sexy mommy is what every son wants. I don’t mean sexy in the conventional way either. Sexy is more than looks; it is an attitude. A boy wants a mother who is not frigid; a mother who is not afraid to act on her desires; a mother like me, for example. I never fucked my daddy, but I did have a sexual relationship for years with my brother and my uncle; so when I got married and started birthing babies, incest was something I pretty much assumed was in my future. I have three adult sons now. Three mother fuckers who have never aged out for me. I played with each son’s little pee pee while breast feeding and bathing them. Now, I play with their big man cocks.  My oldest son moved out of state; started a family of his own, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t still have room in his life for his mother. He flew in to see me this weekend. I have missed him so much; some parts of me have missed him more than others.

family fuckingHis suitcase had not even hit the floor when I had his pants unzipped and his cock out. Men, you may think you know good head, but until your mother’s lips have graced your cock, you really have no clue what a great blowjob feels like.  I was worshiping his dick, when his niece waddled out of the bedroom having just woke up from a nap. She wanted to join in, so I had her kiss the head of her uncle’s  dick while I licked up and down his throbbing shaft.  My son has a nice sized cock, but it felt twice as big as usual. I wanted to believe it was because he missed his mommy, but I know it had something to do with his very young niece practicing her oral skills on his cock.

cheap phone sexI ended up riding his cock reverse cowgirl style on the living room couch so my granddaughter could watch her uncle’s dick going in and out of her granny’s pussy. She was watching in awe as we played hide the snake. I beckoned her closer. When she kissed her uncle’s balls it was over. He shot his load deep inside my pussy. I bet you would cum quickly in the same situation. With a pussy full of my son’s cum, I let my grand angel clean me up. She loves the liquid candy that oozes out of my candy shop. She buried her face between my legs and began slurping away. My son had never seen his niece between my legs before, so he blew a second load on her face so aroused from the image. Just more candy for my precious girl. I love it when I can share the little ones with the not so little ones.

Incest Phone Sex: My Grandson is My Alarm Clock

incest phone sexIncest phone sex is the best  phone sex in my opinion. But as a dirty mommy and a dirty granny, I may be biased. I was sound asleep this morning. Partied a bit too hard last night and slept through my alarm. I was having a wet dream about my youngest grandson licking my pussy. Then I heard his voice say, “Granny you are going to be late for work.” His face was all shiny. I wasn’t dreaming. He had been between my legs eating my old puss. The proof was all over his face. “You want to be granny’s alarm  clock from now on,” I asked him. He nodded emphatically YES. I had him hop on top of me. He wasn’t done waking me up yet. I still felt groggy. He kissed me with my pussy juice glistening his face as I guided his little pecker inside my pussy. A few moans from him, assured me he was in my warm wet pink love canal. His pecker can’t fill me up quite yet, but I always tell him I feel every inch of his boy dick inside my fuck canal. He humps away while playing with my big fun bags too. He loves my 44 triple E’s. He can literally get lost between them! His boy cock was waking me the fuck up. Better than any alarm clock or coffee, that was for sure. I told him if he woke me up this way every morning I have to work, I would triple his allowance. He looked at me and said, “But granny, you don’t have to pay me. Licking your pussy and giving you my boy dick is not a chore.” My heart melted, my pussy gushed and he was spewing his boy batter inside his sexy granny.  Best way to start the day.