Category: Sexy grandmas

My Sexy Grandma Pics Caused a Stir, But I Had the Last Laugh

sexy grandma picsI never thought my sexy grandma pics would cause a stir. That’s because I weighed the odds. What were the chances someone in my small town would ever see my phone sex site. My family knows, but like my uptight sister has never found out. When I left the Mormon church, I lost all my female friends. Divorce is not looked at lightly in the Mormon church.

But over the weekend, one of my nephew’s friend’s moms found my site on her son’s phone. The boy goes to college. What is she doing on his phone? The boy can drink legally. But she decided to come over and slut shame me. I tried to deny it was me.

My husband said deny deny deny. So, I did. But she threatened me. I called her bluff. I have nothing to lose. My offspring are adults. So is my nephew. And my stepson will not say anything about me fucking him. And my son and daughter will not say anything about the incest sex wither.

Sometimes Things Happen for a Reason

I politely told her to shut the fuck up, remove the stick from her ass, and leave my home. What I do in the privacy of my own home is no one’s business. Being naked on the internet and doing phone sex are not illegal. We finally got rid of her. And I texted my nephew about what happened. Get this. He sent the bitch’s son to see me so I could fuck him. How brilliant is his mind? I mean the bitch may never know I fucked her son, but I would.

And after I fucked her son, I realized maybe all this happened for a reason. That boy had a huge fucking cock. And he knew how to use it. My husband and stepson watched in awe. I am a sexy mommy and granny. This boy’s cock made me squirt because it hot spots I don’t think anyone else has.

Perhaps, I need to thank the cunt because she gave me one of the best revenge fucks of my life. And I will keep fucking this boy. At least until he returns to college. My nephew came over later that night and of course, I fucked him to thank him for his brilliant idea. Sometimes there are silver linings in bad situations.

Family Fun Phone Sex in the Pool with Uncle Johnny Pumper

family fun phone sexJohnny loves family fun phone sex. He’s been a frequent flyer to my kinky household for almost a decade. When Johnny comes over, he likes to pump pump pump little holes. And the nice thing about Johnny, he does not care who he fucks. Boy ass, boy mouth, girl mouth, girl cunnie, girl ass or granny fuck holes. He is an equal opportunity pleaser. And that’s why he is always welcome at grandma’s house.

Johnny arrived one morning last week. A surprise visit. I had my littlest grand angels over. My oldest grandson too. We enjoyed some morning pool time. And it got hotter when Johnny cannonballed right into our pool party. Naked of course. This sexy granny did not sport a swimsuit either. And neither did any of my grand angels. We swim in the nude because it gives me easy access to little holes.

Anyone is Welcome to My Kinky Pool Parties

Watching Johnny play musical holes with my grand angels is like the best foreplay. And because Johnny goes both ways, all my grand angels got to feel his cock go pump pump pump in their little fuck holes. But my oldest grandson went pump pump in Uncle Johnny’s ass too. And while Johnny was pumping his seed deep inside my granddaughter’s little bald cunnie, she squealed in delight much like Johnny did.

We had a pool orgy. I could only watch so long. I wanted a cock, any cock, to pump pump inside my holes. But I got it. Johnny and my two oldest grands played musical holes with me. Each one took turns pumping cum into my wet cunt. And they made a mess of grandma, even in the pool. But I had some sweet angels ready to lick up all the cum.

Thanks to Johnny, our morning pool time turned into a kinky phone sex time. Everyone got to pump pump pumped with Johnny’s swimmers in the pool. And he got a few loads too. Anyone else want to come play in the pool?

I’m Too Old for Pregnant Phone Sex, But My Daughter is Still Fertile

pregnant phone sexObviously, I am too old for pregnant phone sex unless you believe in miracles, LOL. But my daughter is very fertile. And she has her third bun in the oven. This time the pool of potential daddies is much larger. The baby daddy contenders include my husband, my stepson, her brother again, my nephew, a coworker and a few Tinder hookups. Of course, we hope the baby daddy is family. So, next year, I will be a grandma for the third time.

Let me tell you how horny my girl gets knocked up. I think it is true for most women. The raging hormones feed our sex drives. She seemed insatiable over our 4th of July celebration. So, I thought perhaps I should plant the seed in her head that she might want to take a pregnancy test. Plus, a pregnant pussy tastes different. And I ate her pussy during her last two pregnancies. And sure enough, the rabbit done died.

I’m Gonna Be a Grandma Again

But she is still in her first 2 months. Not showing physically yet. However, the sex drive kicked into overboard and her weird cravings are back too. Who eats peanut butter and popcorn? My pregnant daughter, LOL. But she can eat anything she wants if I can eat her. Last pregnancy, she had her mommy eating her pussy several times a day. And I do not think this pregnancy will be any different. Other than now she has a stepdaddy and a stepbrother to help eat and fuck her too.

We are all so excited too. I have fully embraced being a sexy granny. I have all the benefits with none of the responsibilities. But I do make it my mission to teach them all about sex. And one more in the mix will make my life more fun and hotter too. The next 7.5 months will be exciting. I am going to teach my two little grands how to eat mommy’s preggo pussy.

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy Playing with Each Other Too

sexy grandmasSometimes, sexy grandmas get together and play. My oldest son’s mother-in-law, Harriet, and I like to play with each other. She’s widowed and lonely. So, she visits more often. She knows about me and her grandsons. Plus, she knows about my wicked incest ways. Although she knows, she does not want to go where I went, LOL. But she will play with me, so she has a kinky streak. And I think with time, I will convince her that fucking her two grandsons might be the key to aging gracefully.

Harriet came to visit over the 4th. Even though I did not have working air conditioning, she still wanted to play with this sexy granny. And I would not say no to her. I don’t say no to much of anything. Our sexual relationship is new. We like each other as parents. She’s a good mom even if she is not a dirty mom. But I have her eating my pussy like it’s some fine sushi. So, baby steps.

Two Grannies Getting it On is a Sight to See

I think I gave her a sexual awakening. Showed her how boring her sex life was after the death of her husband. She only ever had sex with him. And she was a virgin when she married him. Unlike me, I went wild in the 70s and fucked my brother, his friends, my uncle ad anyone else who wanted in on the action. She had the same lover, her husband, for almost 50 years, and no one ever ate her pussy. Now that, I consider a travesty.

You can convince a woman to do or say anything once you lick her into a powerful orgasm. Things got hot with no AC, but that did not stop two grannies from going wild. My double-sided dildo I use with my daughters got a workout. We both squirted a bunch on each other’s faces. Harriet is a sexy gilf. I am going to turn her into an incest loving granny just like me in due time.

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best Sex

grandma phone sexDo not knock grandma phone sex until you try it. I am serious. I will be 65 in a couple weeks. Yep, you heard me correctly. I am officially old. But I am a far cry from dead yet. And until I am on death’s doorstop, I will keep on fucking. Fucking until the day I die. We had a small fireworks BBQ party yesterday. Really too hot to enjoy the outside, especially for the littlest ones. So, lowkey celebration it was.

Afterwards, my grandson and I hooked up for a more intimate celebration. With my AC unit dead, and me bouncing from house to house for a couple weeks, we lacked much time together. We made up for that last night. My eldest grandson wanted nothing more than to eat my sexy granny cunt. And yes, I keep a smooth landing for tongues and cocks. Natural blondes never have much fur on their pussies anyway.

This Horny Old Lady Taught all the Men in the Family Their Oral Skills

So, after a little get together with some of my family members, I decided that my grandson needed to sleep in granny’s big old bed. Sleep is not the right term. However, fuck all night long paints a more accurate picture. I am working sleep deprived because my grandson fucks his old grandma all night long. Literally, all night long. We went a few days without fucking because I feared I might stroke out with no AC fucking an Energizer Bunny.

But the AC worked last night. And so did my pussy, ass and mouth. All three of my holes wanted his cock. My grandson has all the right moves thanks to me. I take all the men in my family under my wing and teach them what they need to know to please a woman. And I swear my grandson took notes. He might be the best cunt licker in the family.

All sexy grandmas should be this lucky. I feel like the luckiest granny in the world. And I will forgo a little sleep anytime if I get my pussy licked like that all night long.

Sexy Grandmas Love Holidays and Family Fun

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love holidays. My family comes together to celebrate and enjoy family fun. We started celebrating the 4th of July early this year. We bought fireworks for the adults and sparklers for my grandson and granddaughter. My nephew even came over this evening to cook out and pre-game for tomorrow.

No one is a big drinker in this house, but we still enjoyed some adult drinks. We had the wade pool out for the little ones. And we cooked out naked. Mostly naked. I mean this summer has been brutally hot. But that works to my advantage because I tell the little ones it is too hot for clothes.

They came over earlier today while their parents, my son and daughter, were at work. My grand angels are the products of incest sex, and I love that. They are the cutest little things. I got in the blow-up pool with them before the heat got too brutal. I tugged on a little pee pee and blew kisses on a bald cunnie. They giggle when I touch their little parts. They like it. But they giggle because it tickles them.

We are Raising My Grand Angels in the Family Way

However, I keep teasing their sex parts because it grooms them for the family fun we love so much. After dinner, we went back outside because it had cooled down. Still no clothes. Not even for the adults. That is why we have a big privacy fence. I blew my son while they watched and ran around with sparklers. My nephew fucked me too. And while he fucked me, I ate my daughter’s pussy.

My husband and stepson joined the fun too. We had a backyard family fucking orgy while the little one played around us and watched too. They will join the fun one day soon. In the meantime, I take licks and nibbles where I can. And they watch us all. One day very soon they will know what family love is all about.

Sexy Grandma Pics You Can Find All Over the Internet Nowadays, Even Mine

sexy grandma picsSexy grandma pics you can find all over the Internet nowadays. You might even find some of mine. About 4 years ago, my eldest grandson needed money for college, and he sold my pictures. And he took a lot of pictures over the years of me. At first, I felt angry over the situation. But I calmed down. I mean naked pictures of me could be found on the net anyway from my phone sex site.

Nowadays, I love that men jack off to grandmas. My grandson still snaps pictures of me; however, he passed the torch to his baby brother as my personal photographer. Anytime I need some blog pictures, I call him up and he snaps some of his sexy granny. And afterwards we fuck. Posing naked for a teenage boy makes a mature woman like me weak. And horny as fuck too.

My AC has been out for weeks. But I will get a new one sometime today hopefully. So, I have bounced from house to house. And last night I ended up at my oldest son’s house, my new photographer’s dad. My oldest grandson, his brother, went to his friend’s house instead. So, that gave my other grandson and me some quality time. I slept in his bed last night. Even worked from his bedroom. And yes, everyone knows what I do for a living. In an incest family, there are no secrets.

I Love That Young Boys Jack Off to My Hot Grandma Photos

But once my shift ended, my grandson snapped some sexy pictures. Then we fucked. And fucked in his double bed. My ass barely fits in a double bed, LOL. But we made it work. I got on top of my grandson to ride his teenage cock. My big boobs swayed in his face. Most of the men in my family love me on top for the incest sex so they can play with my 44 EEE natural boobs.

Can you blame them? Granny has a nice rack. Hopefully by tonight, I will have AC again. And folks can cum fuck granny in her big bed. Maybe you want to join the party.

Sexy Granny Samantha Teaches the Young Ones to Eat Pussy with Candy

sexy grandmasSexy granny Samantha teaches the young ones in the family how to eat pussy with candy. I simply slide something sweet, or even tart, inside my pussy and tell my grand angels to find the pot of gold. Now, everyone is well trained in the art of licking grandma. It is a skill that needs taught.

But I still love to play those games. I still enjoy the feel of candy melting in my warm muff and dripping down my leg. And I especially enjoy it if I have a grand angel there to lick up the gooey sticky mess. I found myself alone yesterday. So, I broke out some toys and masturbated for the better part of the day. Sexy grandmas need to cum.

My youngest daughter showed up unexpectedly with my youngest girls. Perfect timing. She was supposed to be off but got called into work at the last moment. And since I am the preferred babysitter, she needed me to watch her daughters. Since I was horny, I was happy for the surprise visit.  Again, perfect timing.

A Candy Cunt Teaches Young Ones to Eat My Pussy

As soon as my daughter left, I sat on the couch, spread my legs and told the little ones to come find the liquid gold. And they buried their faces between my legs. I had a mix of candy in my pussy. Hersey’s Kisses, Reese’s Pieces and Sweet Tarts. But my angels guessed all three candies I had inside me.

Their eager mouths and tongues felt amazing. They gave me the intense orgasm I required. But I give back. So, I put my naked, cherub little angels on the couch and teased their cunnies with Twizzler Stixs. I wriggled them insides their tiny pink holes, pulled out the stix, licked their juice off the stix first, then reinserted it in their baby girl pussies. They giggled. And I purred. So, erotic for me. We played kinky phone sex games for the better part of the day.

My daughter loves that I enjoy eating the bald pussies of her daughters. But I think she prefers something that won’t lead to cavities. I have given my angels quite the sweet tooth. But we have so much fun, I will not stop.

Sexy Grandmas Love to Masturbate with You

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. I have a treasure chest full of sex toys. Everything including anal beads, butt plugs, double sided dildos, suction cup dildos, even strapon equipment, included. Technically, I live alone. And no woman should be without sex toys if she is single and over 30, LOL.

But I am never home alone long, especially not in the summer. So, I rarely need to break out the sex toys because I get a lot of cock. Last night, however, my grandson spent the night. Although he stays in the mother-in-law suite above the garage, if he does not have a girl over, he spends the night fucking his horny grandma.

Although he spent the night fucking his sexy granny, I still broke out some sex toys. He is the only male in the family who likes ass play. Sometimes, like last night, he begs for it. So, I broke out my treasure chest of sex toys and pulled out a few. First, I pulled out the suction cup dildo. They work perfect for men because they can be hands free. Then, I got out the vibrating egg and the double-sided dildo too.

A Smart Man Knows Something in His Ass Delivers a Hard Orgasm

We used all three to give his ass a good workout. First, I had him loosen his ass up with the suction cup dildo. I spit on his ass and lubed up the toy and watched him impaled his ass with a rubber cock. His own dick appeared super hard too. It stuck straight out as he bounced on it. From there, we moved to the vibrating egg that I controlled. He looked like he had a seizure. The egg gave his ass a nice gape too which was the goal. Using a double-sided dildo works best if a man’s ass gapes a little.

I slid that double-sided dildo in his ass and put the other part in my cunt. Before long, our ass cheeks touched, and his dick came all over my cunt and stomach spontaneously. I could tell it was a ball draining cum too.  We both came hard. I put the kink in kinky phone sex with my grandson last night. He’s smart enough to know that a prostate orgasm is life altering. Do you know that yet?

Family Fucking Weekends Just Get Hotter at Granny’s House

family fuckingFamily fucking weekends I live for. And we have many more in the summertime than we do during the school year. This weekend seemed like a revolving door of family. In and out of my cunt and in and out of my house. My youngest son came to visit because I took him and his baby sister, and three of my older grand angels to see Dave Matthews Friday night.

Most of my offspring love him. Personally, I am not a jam band kind of woman. But I will enjoy myself at a Barney concert if it brings me closer to family. We had fun dancing and singing in the rain. But the real fun occurred once we got home. Incest sex drives me. I crave it and need it. So, no matter how much fun I have in public with my family, I have more fun in private.

This Horny Grandma Loves Hot Summer Nights Naked with Family

Me and my oldest granddaughter and youngest daughter had some cocks to tend to. And the boys had some pussy to eat. But before the oral gratification part of the evening, we checked out the stars and the moon, And each other’s bodies. But living remotely has its perks. See stars that the city lights dim. Get to be outside naked with family and neighbors do not know you are a pervert.

My baby boy fucked his horny mommy first. Then his niece and finally his sister. I have 6 offspring. Four from husband number one. And my youngest son and daughter belong to husband number two.  So, they are close since they grew up together. But we all fuck. No secrets. No jealousy. Just hot incest phone sex.

So we moved into the house to fuck. Everyone spent the night. We all ate pussy. And off us girls sucked cock, and each of the boys fucked us girls. But a day like that happens all the time in the summer at granny’s house.