Category: Sexy grandmas

Grandma Phone Sex Only Gets Hotter

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex, I find even hotter than any other kind of sex. Mainly I feel this way because it means that the older that I get, the younger my lovers get. And I love young playmates. It’s hard for me to believe that school is back in session already. And that means granny daycare has come to an end at least until Christmas break.

However, that does not mean that I don’t have grand angels visiting me weekly. All my grand angels enjoy visiting grandma‘s house. I think they like my milk and cookies. I was feeling lonely this week, at least during the daytime when the little ones are at school. Even my oldest grandson who stays with me for the summer had to return to college this week.

My middle granddaughter who just started high school got sick during her first week of school. Although she can stay home by herself because she’s old enough to feed herself and stuff like that, she wanted to come visit her sexy granny. Let grandma make it all feel better. And I make everything feel better. Part of it might be my job as a grandma, but part of it is my job as a dirty old P woman.

I went and got my granddaughter from school yesterday and brought her home with me. First, I wanted to find out if she was just feigning illness to get out of something. But as it turned out, she had a fever and did not look well. So, I got her out of her clothes and left her in her cute little cotton panties to relax.

I Love Being a Nursemaid to Sick Family Members. I Have Great Bedside Manner

For fun, I took her temperature the old-fashioned way. And in case you’re too young to understand what that means, it simply means I used a rectal thermometer. She did have a temperature. But, in my mind, I could make her feel better with a few orgasms.

So, I laid my patient on my bed, spread her legs, put a cold compress on her head, and ate that sweet young pussy. And I ate her pussy until she squirted a few times. Although I had no doubt, she was sick, she still managed to cum easily. But of course, grandma has a magic tongue. I just focused on giving her pleasure. When you’re genuinely sick, you get out of eating your grandma’s pussy. Although she wanted to eat my pussy, I made this all about her. And I explained to her I just want to make you feel better.

Sexy grandmas take care of everyone in the family, especially when they feel sick. I love taking care of anyone who does not feel well. Perhaps, I missed my calling. It appears that I have great bedside manner.

Being a Cougar Phone Sex Babe Does Not Suck

cougar phone sexThe older I get, the more cougar phone sex calls I get. And personally, I like being called a cougar. I prefer the term cougar over GILF. But I have accepted my role in life as the mature sexy lady. And I have accepted the fact that young men find me attractive. I used to be more insecure. I thought the boys just flirted with me out of kindness not arousal. But now, I know better.

These neighborhood boys combined with the friends of my stepson and nephew keep me busy. My son and daughter served as better wingmen when they still lived with me and went to school. But they grew up and moved out of the house. Although some of their friends still come around to see this sexy mommy, most of the new young action I get comes from my stepson and nephew.

Being a Sexy Mature Lady Does Not Suck. I Get More Cock Now Than Ever

And Sunday, both boys had friends over. Friends who seemed there for me more than them. My stepson invited Zach over to swim and play video games. And my nephew came over to visit me but brought a friend to tag team me. He just did not know that my stepson brought a friend over too. So, instead of being a three-hole cougar, I got to be a gang bang gilf. Four boys and one horny old lady. My kind of day.

My stepson and his friend Zach arrived first. So, when my nephew and his pal Levi showed up, I already had two cocks inside me. After they dumped loads inside me, my nephew and Levi went next. And then it sort of worked like while two boys fucked me, the other two recuperated. Before long several hours had passed and this sexy gilf looked like a cum dumpster. Each boy came 3 times inside me. They each got to dump a load in my mouth, ass and cunt.

Getting old does not suck like I thought it would. I’m having more sex now than ever.

Sexy GILF Samantha Always Gets Her Boy Cock

sexy gilfThis sexy gilf loves that she can pick up teen boys a fraction of her age still. I age, but those high school boys stay the same. And since summer seems to be winding down, I am enjoying the extra time I get with my grandsons and granddaughters in the daytime. Yesterday, my youngest grandson, who starts high school in a few weeks, came over to play. And he brought two friends. Boys I never met before. But I went crazy seeing their big teen cocks.

I jumped ahead of the story. They did not come over with their cocks out. In fact, I had to seduce them because they seemed oblivious to what I wanted which was their hard teen dicks. My grandson did not invite them over to fuck his sexy granny. But he never invites boys over for me. If they happen to fuck me, great. But he invites them to play in the pool, 4-wheel on the property and maybe play some video games.

Granny Always Gets Her Boy Cock

However, any young meat in my home, or on my property is fair game. I just had to work a bit harder for these two shy boys. But this sexy grandma always gets her boy. It took hopping into the pool naked with them to make them realize granny wanted their boy cocks. Before they could say anything, I had their cocks out of their swim trunks and into my able hands. They looked dumbfounded as they realized I owned their cocks. And I did not plan to return them until they came.

My grandson jokingly told his friends that I always get what I want. He was not lying. And he did not seem jealous. In fact, he encouraged his friends to snap out of their trance and fuck his  hot, horny grandma. All three of them fucked me. My grandson was not going to let his pals have all the grandma phone sex. He wanted his turn too. I am going to miss daytime fun like this when the schoolboys and girls return to school.

Sexy Grandmas Love to Masturbate

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. Now that I am older, I have fewer responsibilities in life. And that gives me more time to play with my pussy and my family. I love getting older. At some point, I stopped fighting aging and decided to embrace it. So, do you know how hot it is to fuck without a condom? Women hate them too. But sometimes we just do not want another mouth to feed.

Yesterday, I watched my two youngest granddaughters like I do most days while my daughter is at work. They go back to school in a few weeks, and I will miss this kind of interaction during the day. So, we had a lazy naked day. Yes, I said naked. When the grand angels come to visit their sexy granny, we get naked. Sometimes, we play around in the pool or the hot tub naked.

At Granny’s House We Get Naked and Play with My Toys

And sometimes, we play indoors with granny’s toys. I have a lot of toys. Toys for little pussies and little assholes. Jealous? You can come over and play with granny too. But I know who you really want to play with my little darlings with their bald pussies and puffy mounds. Cute bubble butts. And no boobies yet.

So, I played with them for you. And I know you would have enjoyed it. I showed them how to use a double-sided dildo. Sisters can play with each other too. Incest is not just for the adults. So, I encourage the little ones to play with each other. They laughed and giggled. And I almost came spontaneously watching them kiss each other. I enjoy being an incest sex puppet master as the matriarch of the family.

Of course, I ate those little bald cunts. And played with their cute, puckered butt holes too. Just all in the day of the life of a P dirty granny babysitter.

Mommy Phone Sex Calls Serve as Foreplay for My Family fun

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex calls serve as foreplay to me. I work all day. From home, of course. And naked too. Sometimes before my shift, I fuck my son, my stepson or my husband. And sometimes all three before 9 am. But most days, after I work, I am hot and bothered from being a fantasy mom. And my son stops by on his way home from work. Or my stepson comes home from his summer job. Then my husband comes home from work after him. And even sometimes, my nephew stops by too. So, I have folks to take care of me after you work me up with your family fun fantasies.

Yesterday, things got wild. Okay, things got wilder. I got off a long call and my pussy felt drenched. That’s because it was wet from incest phone sex. This caller wanted to hear all my naughty stories about everyone in the family I have fucked. He wanted to live vicariously through me. But I got a late start in life. As far as family fun is concerned, at least. But I am rectifying the late start.

I am a Family Fun Slut

When I got off the call, my nephew stopped by with a hard cock for his auntie. I blew him. He came quickly because it had been a few days since I saw him last. Then as I was wiped his jizz off my chin, my stepson came home with wood. So, I went to my knees and blew him. But he wanted to fuck me too. Why would I say no? He dumped his cum in my cunt, and his daddy came home from work and saw me naked with his son and grabbed a free hole. I got to fuck them both. A cock in my ass and cock in my pussy.

Father and son dumped cum inside me when my son stopped by on his way home. He never minds sloppy incest sex seconds. He fucked my sloppy pussy and gave me his cum. So, within one hour of signing off, I swallowed my nephew’s sperm. Took care of father and son in my pussy and ass. And let my son dump his seed in my pussy too. That’s how I make up for lost time. Four family loads in an hour.

Grandma Phone Sex is Popular Because No Woman Wilder in Bed Than a GILF

grandma phone sexI used to be surprised about the popularity of grandma phone sex. But not anymore. Women age like fine wine these days. And I know I look nothing like my grandma. Back when I I was young in the 60s, I thought being in your 60s was a death sentence. Like I assumed no one lived past 65. And now I am close to that age. Instead of baking cookies and living in housecoats, I spread my legs and live nude. You never know who might show up for GILF and cookies, LOL.

My youngest son came to visit this week. And while he stayed here, some of his old high school buddies stopped over. Most of them I fucked when they were teenagers. Some married, some still single like my son.  But all horny for this sexy gilf. One of the boys had molly. Although I am a strictly weed woman, I have heard some good things about fucking on molly. So, I decided to try something new.

I am Not Your Typical Grandma

And I may have a new favorite sex drug. I do not need to fuck under the influence. I’m a wild fuck either way. But Molly felt like that one time in the 70s when I dropped acid. I saw things in 3D which meant the cocks looked even better. And I could feel everything so intensely. Molly gave this horny old cougar all sorts of feels. And my son and all his friends played musical holes with me like they did when they attended high school too.

My youngest boy never minded sharing me with his friends. But his older half-brothers never liked sharing. They got weirded out about dicks touching. But not these boys. They all settled on a hole and fucked me in unison like a granny gang bang porn star until they unleashed their fire hoses of cum. That Molly made me feel every touch and thrust in a way I have never felt on pot. This sexy granny might have a new favorite sex drug.

My Sexy Grandma Pics Caused a Stir, But I Had the Last Laugh

sexy grandma picsI never thought my sexy grandma pics would cause a stir. That’s because I weighed the odds. What were the chances someone in my small town would ever see my phone sex site. My family knows, but like my uptight sister has never found out. When I left the Mormon church, I lost all my female friends. Divorce is not looked at lightly in the Mormon church.

But over the weekend, one of my nephew’s friend’s moms found my site on her son’s phone. The boy goes to college. What is she doing on his phone? The boy can drink legally. But she decided to come over and slut shame me. I tried to deny it was me.

My husband said deny deny deny. So, I did. But she threatened me. I called her bluff. I have nothing to lose. My offspring are adults. So is my nephew. And my stepson will not say anything about me fucking him. And my son and daughter will not say anything about the incest sex wither.

Sometimes Things Happen for a Reason

I politely told her to shut the fuck up, remove the stick from her ass, and leave my home. What I do in the privacy of my own home is no one’s business. Being naked on the internet and doing phone sex are not illegal. We finally got rid of her. And I texted my nephew about what happened. Get this. He sent the bitch’s son to see me so I could fuck him. How brilliant is his mind? I mean the bitch may never know I fucked her son, but I would.

And after I fucked her son, I realized maybe all this happened for a reason. That boy had a huge fucking cock. And he knew how to use it. My husband and stepson watched in awe. I am a sexy mommy and granny. This boy’s cock made me squirt because it hot spots I don’t think anyone else has.

Perhaps, I need to thank the cunt because she gave me one of the best revenge fucks of my life. And I will keep fucking this boy. At least until he returns to college. My nephew came over later that night and of course, I fucked him to thank him for his brilliant idea. Sometimes there are silver linings in bad situations.

Family Fun Phone Sex in the Pool with Uncle Johnny Pumper

family fun phone sexJohnny loves family fun phone sex. He’s been a frequent flyer to my kinky household for almost a decade. When Johnny comes over, he likes to pump pump pump little holes. And the nice thing about Johnny, he does not care who he fucks. Boy ass, boy mouth, girl mouth, girl cunnie, girl ass or granny fuck holes. He is an equal opportunity pleaser. And that’s why he is always welcome at grandma’s house.

Johnny arrived one morning last week. A surprise visit. I had my littlest grand angels over. My oldest grandson too. We enjoyed some morning pool time. And it got hotter when Johnny cannonballed right into our pool party. Naked of course. This sexy granny did not sport a swimsuit either. And neither did any of my grand angels. We swim in the nude because it gives me easy access to little holes.

Anyone is Welcome to My Kinky Pool Parties

Watching Johnny play musical holes with my grand angels is like the best foreplay. And because Johnny goes both ways, all my grand angels got to feel his cock go pump pump pump in their little fuck holes. But my oldest grandson went pump pump in Uncle Johnny’s ass too. And while Johnny was pumping his seed deep inside my granddaughter’s little bald cunnie, she squealed in delight much like Johnny did.

We had a pool orgy. I could only watch so long. I wanted a cock, any cock, to pump pump inside my holes. But I got it. Johnny and my two oldest grands played musical holes with me. Each one took turns pumping cum into my wet cunt. And they made a mess of grandma, even in the pool. But I had some sweet angels ready to lick up all the cum.

Thanks to Johnny, our morning pool time turned into a kinky phone sex time. Everyone got to pump pump pumped with Johnny’s swimmers in the pool. And he got a few loads too. Anyone else want to come play in the pool?

I’m Too Old for Pregnant Phone Sex, But My Daughter is Still Fertile

pregnant phone sexObviously, I am too old for pregnant phone sex unless you believe in miracles, LOL. But my daughter is very fertile. And she has her third bun in the oven. This time the pool of potential daddies is much larger. The baby daddy contenders include my husband, my stepson, her brother again, my nephew, a coworker and a few Tinder hookups. Of course, we hope the baby daddy is family. So, next year, I will be a grandma for the third time.

Let me tell you how horny my girl gets knocked up. I think it is true for most women. The raging hormones feed our sex drives. She seemed insatiable over our 4th of July celebration. So, I thought perhaps I should plant the seed in her head that she might want to take a pregnancy test. Plus, a pregnant pussy tastes different. And I ate her pussy during her last two pregnancies. And sure enough, the rabbit done died.

I’m Gonna Be a Grandma Again

But she is still in her first 2 months. Not showing physically yet. However, the sex drive kicked into overboard and her weird cravings are back too. Who eats peanut butter and popcorn? My pregnant daughter, LOL. But she can eat anything she wants if I can eat her. Last pregnancy, she had her mommy eating her pussy several times a day. And I do not think this pregnancy will be any different. Other than now she has a stepdaddy and a stepbrother to help eat and fuck her too.

We are all so excited too. I have fully embraced being a sexy granny. I have all the benefits with none of the responsibilities. But I do make it my mission to teach them all about sex. And one more in the mix will make my life more fun and hotter too. The next 7.5 months will be exciting. I am going to teach my two little grands how to eat mommy’s preggo pussy.

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy Playing with Each Other Too

sexy grandmasSometimes, sexy grandmas get together and play. My oldest son’s mother-in-law, Harriet, and I like to play with each other. She’s widowed and lonely. So, she visits more often. She knows about me and her grandsons. Plus, she knows about my wicked incest ways. Although she knows, she does not want to go where I went, LOL. But she will play with me, so she has a kinky streak. And I think with time, I will convince her that fucking her two grandsons might be the key to aging gracefully.

Harriet came to visit over the 4th. Even though I did not have working air conditioning, she still wanted to play with this sexy granny. And I would not say no to her. I don’t say no to much of anything. Our sexual relationship is new. We like each other as parents. She’s a good mom even if she is not a dirty mom. But I have her eating my pussy like it’s some fine sushi. So, baby steps.

Two Grannies Getting it On is a Sight to See

I think I gave her a sexual awakening. Showed her how boring her sex life was after the death of her husband. She only ever had sex with him. And she was a virgin when she married him. Unlike me, I went wild in the 70s and fucked my brother, his friends, my uncle ad anyone else who wanted in on the action. She had the same lover, her husband, for almost 50 years, and no one ever ate her pussy. Now that, I consider a travesty.

You can convince a woman to do or say anything once you lick her into a powerful orgasm. Things got hot with no AC, but that did not stop two grannies from going wild. My double-sided dildo I use with my daughters got a workout. We both squirted a bunch on each other’s faces. Harriet is a sexy gilf. I am going to turn her into an incest loving granny just like me in due time.