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Grandma Phone Sex: Help an Old Broad Out

grandma phone sexEver fantasize about having grandma phone sex? I bet your granny would love your hard young cock. You would be doing her a favor by fucking her. Unless she looks like me. Then she would be doing you a favor. My grandsons are very popular at school because of me. All  their little friends want to hang out at my place because we have an in ground swimming pool and I wear a skimpy bikini showing off my big natural jugs. Young men love a sexy older woman with curves and big boobs. And GILFS like me, love you young boys. I am a sexy granny, but my options for sexual playmates are slim and few. Men my age have health issues that affect the pecker or are married. Men in their 30s and 40s are often going through their mid life crisis period and want a coed to fuck. So, that leaves you young ones with your perpetual hard ons to fuck old dirty whores like me. I never turn down a working dick, and no dick works better than a teen boy’s dick. I can man you up, teach you how to please the ladies while getting my old rocks off. Granny is waiting boys.

They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

Grandma knows what you need baby

grandma phone sexGrandma knows exactly what you need baby, you need a hot sexy woman like me to satisfy your cock the right way. I won’t make you beg for it, or act like I’m doing you a favor by sucking that dick… no, grandma is going to suck that cock like it’s my favorite thing to do… because it is! Grandma loves sucking cock, especially cock that is so young and so untrained! I will teach you everything you need to know baby… and I will help you learn how to make it last a long time before you cum too! All you need is a caring teacher like me to make you into the best fuck a girl has ever had and who doesn’t want that? I can help you baby and make you feel really good the whole time I’m helping you too… all you have to do is let me. Come on over sweetie, grandma wants to play today!

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!

Don’t you love sexy grandma pics?

sexy grandma picsDon’t you just love sexy grandma pics? I bet you do or you wouldn’t have stumbled across my page, now would you? Mhm, I knew you did, grandma knows all sweetheart and don’t you forget it! Anyway, did you ever wonder who was taking all these sexy granny pictures? Let me give you a hint, it’s not some boring professional photographer that’s for sure, I have my sweet and perfect grandson take all of my sexy pictures. He’s very good with a camera and he gets all the most flattering shots but by far the best part is that I get to fuck his brains out after he’s done taking pictures. The whole time he is clicking away, I can see his cock getting harder and harder and I know that he is waiting eagerly for grandma to come and suck it the way he likes best!

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Don’t worry sweetheart, this grandma will have plenty of time for you too… and right now my time is cheap as hell! Take a look at my specials, I bet you can find one that will work for you… now don’t keep granny waiting!

Incest Phone Sex: My Grandson is My Alarm Clock

incest phone sexIncest phone sex is the best  phone sex in my opinion. But as a dirty mommy and a dirty granny, I may be biased. I was sound asleep this morning. Partied a bit too hard last night and slept through my alarm. I was having a wet dream about my youngest grandson licking my pussy. Then I heard his voice say, “Granny you are going to be late for work.” His face was all shiny. I wasn’t dreaming. He had been between my legs eating my old puss. The proof was all over his face. “You want to be granny’s alarm  clock from now on,” I asked him. He nodded emphatically YES. I had him hop on top of me. He wasn’t done waking me up yet. I still felt groggy. He kissed me with my pussy juice glistening his face as I guided his little pecker inside my pussy. A few moans from him, assured me he was in my warm wet pink love canal. His pecker can’t fill me up quite yet, but I always tell him I feel every inch of his boy dick inside my fuck canal. He humps away while playing with my big fun bags too. He loves my 44 triple E’s. He can literally get lost between them! His boy cock was waking me the fuck up. Better than any alarm clock or coffee, that was for sure. I told him if he woke me up this way every morning I have to work, I would triple his allowance. He looked at me and said, “But granny, you don’t have to pay me. Licking your pussy and giving you my boy dick is not a chore.” My heart melted, my pussy gushed and he was spewing his boy batter inside his sexy granny.  Best way to start the day.

Grandma Phone Sex Stories

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex stories are plentiful with a dirty granny like me. I was having some adult fun with the married man next door. He is in his 30’s, a decade plus younger than me, but we all know the younger the better with me. I was babysitting one of my granddaughters. She is too young to be left alone, so I put some cartoons on for her and left her in the living room. My stud next door was giving me a show in my bedroom.  I was impaling my cougar pussy with a dildo watching him stroke his hard cock. The moment we were both coming, Lilly walked in the bedroom. She caught the jet blast of cum. She got coated in his jizz and my granny nectar. She giggled. “Taste like candy,” grandma. She has had her share of man seed in her bottle and sippy cup, but this was her first jet blast to the face like this. It was very hot watching her beam as she licked off the mixture of cum on her face. Made my stud come back to life in no time. “Be a good girl for granny, Lilly. Clean up the mess,” I told her as I directed her to my stud’s cock. I helped her lift it to her mouth. She held his hard dick like a bottle. Once she started sucking on  his candy dispenser, he started moaning. He had never had a young girl on his cock before, but he was enjoying it. I started fucking my pussy some more as it was a really hot show watching such a young girl suck on a man cock. She couldn’t get it all the way in her mouth, but she managed quite a bit for her age. I couldn’t just sit and watch. I got up so I could rub her bald cunnie. When he shot his “candy” down her throat, I kissed her so this sexy granny could have some candy too. I have such a sweet tooth for cum and young ones. What about you? What do you crave?

Mommy sex for diaper boys

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My pussy tingles as your lips touch my breast. What a good boy you are today. I can feel you hungrily suck my milk from my udders. I rock my boy back and forth, planning out the  mommy sex activities for the day. Next is bath time and Mama can’t wait to wash those boy-parts. Soapy little balls and oh my, what a big cock. Let’s get you all rinsed off and dry you all over. Then it’s playtime with Mommy.

Oh, don’t you wish those days were still here. Playtime with Mommy was so much fun, but now you’re too old. Still, when you were a teen you lusted over Mom, hoping to catch a glimpse of bare flesh, a boob, or God forbid, a look at that hairy pussy. jacking your cock in the shower, you imagined her coming in to dry you off like when you were a boy. The feel of her soft hands on your flesh is enough to make you hard all over again. Watching Mom sleep, you imagined pining her down and forcing her to take your large teen cock, magnificent in its glory. She would never touch Daddy again if she ever got a taste of your young meat. Only you could satisfy her. You’d be moaning, “Mommy, oh Mommy, please.” as you poured load after load into her sweet slit.

Mommy bends over in front of you again and you almost blow your load. Does she have panties on? She smiles at you and you wonder if she can read your mind. Does she think of your cock in bed at night when you spasm and moan out loud in your sleep. In your mind, she comes to comfort you, holding your face to her breast again and finally, she gives you what you need. That hot milf pussy.

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This sexy granny went solo today!

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went solo today! You see, I didn’t have to watch the grands today so I had the whole house to myself… but I was bored as hell. I just didn’t know what to do with myself, I tried cleaning up but there weren’t very many chores that needed doing. And then I thought about cooking or baking something delicious but honestly that just seemed like way too much work. There was nothing good on tv and I couldn’t find a book I wanted to read, it was ridiculous how bored I was! I didn’t want to be all bored and restless all damn day so I thought to myself, maybe a good couple of orgasms would turn my day around. Of course I would have loved to get those orgasms from my favorite little ones but since they weren’t around I was going to have to take care of myself. I didn’t even bother to go upstairs and get my vibrator because I was really feeling lazy so I went the old fashioned route… fingers only. I teased my pussy, gently rubbing my clit until my panties were soaked before I actually took them off. I slid one finger in… then two… then three and soon I was furiously finger fucking this cunt until I squirted all over the place! I made a huge mess but you know what? I don’t even care how long it takes me to clean up! It felt so amazing to just have that one brief private moment alone, it’s pretty rare that I get that kind of private time. But clearly I see now that I am going to have to change some things up around here, after all this grandma has her own needs too! I know that from now on, I will be taking a little more time for myself from now on.

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Mature Sexy Women Love My Grandsons

mature sexy women samanathaMature sexy women know how to have fun. I am part of a cougar club. There are several women in my neighborhood like me. In their 50s, with sons who they fuck, but who no longer live at home with them. Like me they have empty nest syndrome. However, unlike me, they do not have grandsons yet. I have three. And guess what? I love to share them. I am happy to spread the joy that my grandsons bring to my pussy with my hot sexy cougar pals. My grandsons certainly love it. Last week, while my boys were on Spring Break, I called a meeting of the cougar club. Not one sexy gilf, but 5 showed up to play with my grandsons during their school break. I can play with them anytime, so I just sat back, masturbated my pussy and enjoyed the show. My grandsons showed my pals how good they eat pussy and lick ass. My cougar friends showed my grand boys how good they blow hairless cocks and swallow boy seed. I showed them all how hard I squirt watching my grand angels service some dirty old broads with cobwebs in their cunts. My boys did me proud. T hey each fucked a cougar twice so my friends left with multiple loads of boy batter up their fuck holes. They were a little spent afterwards, but they mustered up enough energy to lick their granny’s wet pussy. I have the best grandsons.

Cougars love my grand angels. Maybe you would too?