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Recipe: How to make a creampie! Detailed instructions included.

 

How to make a creampie

Ingredients:
1 Wet Pussy
1 Hard Cock
2 Willing Participants (or not)
1 Store bought package of condoms (thrown into garbage can)
2 Moaning Mouths
1 Cock hungry tongue (*Do not confuse with next ingredient*)
1 Investigating tongue

Instructions:
Once the wet pussy and hard cock are within the same space, wet pussy’s hand should stroke the cock until very hard, throbbing and veiny. When the 1 Wet pussy can feel the nice hard veins, add the 1 Cock hungry tongue. Once the 1 hard cock is oozing precum and has plenty of saliva covering it, the one wet pussy should deep throat to get the best cum shot from that 1 hard cock.
Once you’ve whipped that 1 hard cock into stiff peaks, place wet pussy onto it, shake both vigorously. Once shaken to the point of eruption, shake even more vigorously until 1 hard cock and 1 wet pussy are a hot sweaty, hard breathing mixture. Then, ask 1 Hard Cock if a lot of cum was placed into the 1 Wet Pussy for creampie topping. (See pic for reference).Kinky phone sex

Preparation:
Remove 1 hard cock from 1 wet pussy. Making sure 1 Wet Pussy has legs spread wide, 1 hard cock should take 1 investigating tongue and lick the frosting from the 1 wet pussy until thoroughly cum free. Then, grab a snack, recover and repeat as many times as necessary.

 

Kinky Phone Sex

kinky phone sexKinky phone sex is all I do. My life has become a big fuck fest now that my son and daughter are in college. I always have time to fuck them, but sadly they don’t always have time to fuck me. I get it; they have friends, school, jobs and activities that pull away from the lure of my wet mommy pussy. I am a cougar and thriving lesbian brothel entrepreneur, so I do just fine. I can get cock or pussy whenever I want. I got both last night. This guy wanted to hire one of my teen whores, but they are strictly for women. He made me a saucy offer. He wanted to pay twice the going rate to watch me and a teen girl fuck. I thought about it, and decided the money was too good to say no, especially for something I do every day sometimes twice. My little teen whore would still be untouched by a man while I was making money for her. I got out my bag of toys and ravished that Lolita’s fuck holes. The harder I fucked her, the more she came. The more she came, the more my male client stroked his cock. I was getting sprayed with teen juice. I lapped it up like it was top shelf champagne. If I didn’t switch gears, I was about to get sprayed by someone else.  I wore my teen whore out, then sent her to her bedroom to rest. I spread my legs, started masturbating with one hand, but I made the money honey sign with the free hand. If he wanted to fuck this sexy mommy pussy, he needed to shell out more cash. He pulled out a stack of 100 dollar bills then I welcomed him into my pussy. He didn’t’ last long, but then he did have one hell of a foreplay show.

Pool Time

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The young ones came over to use the pool and as the favorite auntie I let them.  I cooked and supplied them with all the things they needed for this quick little pool party.  I noticed that my High school sweeties was growing up so nice.  Eye candy for days.  I just watched as the little hoes flocked to them.  I knew the boys was going to have a ball.  This one little hoe had no clue what she was into.  I taught these young ones well.  Tag team time was happening right in front of my face.  I was really enjoying the show.  They had her in the pool sucking and riding both their healthy young cocks.  When you meet a hoe you treat them as such.  Listening to her take dick from my little ones brought me such delight I almost got wet.  Yes auntie taught them well.  The other little bitches was getting turned on too.  They tried to act shy. Until I said something to them.  ” Why you itches just standing here watching don’t let that hoe have all the fun.  One after another they was just enjoying them selves.  It quickly became one big fuck party.  Just like my guys wanted.  I even got to have fun.  You know I had to show these little bitches how to throw lips to the dick under water.  I also let every hole get filled with all the cocks around.  One them said DAMN she take dick lie a pro. my young ones said we know that’s how this family get down.  Bets started going in that none these young hoes could take dick like me.  So happy the little fucks had a great time.

MILF Phone Sex Summer is Here

milf phone sexMILF phone sex summer is in full force. My sons had some friends over this weekend. It was the annual summer’s here pool party. That means I can squeeze into a bikini that is way too small and tease the young boys. My sons aren’t ashamed of my stacked body. In fact, they love that I am a hot woman. According to them, having a hot mom makes them popular at school. Every boy wants to hang with the boys with the hot mother. Hey, whatever I must do to bring more young, horny boys to my house, right? I opened a bottle of wine and got the party started with a cannonball. Once I was in the pool, every young boy was too. They flocked to me like I was Pamela Anderson in her Baywatch days. My boobs are about as big. I will never drown, that is for sure.  We played Marco Polo then I suggested we swim in our birthday suits. That’s when the real games began. The boys gripped my boobs. I brushed against little hard pee pees and practiced holding my breath under water. I have great lungs if you have not noticed. This sexy mommy is ready for pool orgies, boy bangs and all sorts of naughty sexapades. Bathing suits never required.

Mama Cougar gets her plumbing fixed

Cougar phone sexThe damn sink was plugged again. It was  time to turn on the cougar phone sex charm and get this thing fixed. I hated dicking around waiting for help to show up, so I entertained myself by dressing up and putting on some make-up until you arrived.

I opened the door to….what the fuck? Where was my regular guy? The kind older man who cut me a break for a flash of titties and a squeeze of my ass. There must be a mistake. This guy is straight out of GQ. A freaking stud muffin. I bet he can’t fix shit. There went my sex buzz.

But, you went straight to my sink and fixed that drain in 10 mins. You didn’t even break a sweat. And damn, what a view.  Perfectly tasty round little ass made me want to take a bite. You turned and caught me staring. “You’re looking pretty fine, too, mama.” I stepped up, pressing my tits against his chest. You reached down to fondle one and my pussy melted.

The next thing I knew, you had tossed me on the couch, pulled my skirt up, and rammed your fat fuckstick into my hairy cunt. You rode me fast and hard, pulling out to feed me a creamy load of cum. You better believe I added a very nice tip to that bill. I may need a plumber on call full time after this.

Morning

kinky phone sexI like watching my neighbor and how he is with his brats in the morning.  I could imagine myself sharing him with them.  He has two little doll face brats.  they both know my little ones too.  It we be amazing to have a family fun day with them.  All ladies and him.  Just caressing him all over until he can’t take it any more.  me watching the dolls kissing and fingering each other.  I know he would be a good Daddy to be with.  I see how he looks at me and my young ones.  Letting them watch us fuck so hard that they just join in and we just have a great time pleasing each other.  Oh what a time it will be.

The Inbox

incest phone sexI was on Facebook the other day just scrolling through. Posting pictures of me and the little ones at the beach.  getting a lot of comments and likes. Then I noticed the inbox lit up 1 message 2, 3, 4, then 50.  Curiosity didn’t kill the cat but it sure did get this pussy wet.  Every message was from my cousin my aunt’s son.  Yes honey he is so fine and at family functions we would flirt but never nothing pass that.  Little did he know I fuck family and friends I’m like a wireless plan.  He sent me a few words like how my pussy get so fat (Phat) along with other comments.  then the flood gates open with a dick picture one after the other. I had to ask what he was doing.  his response was thinking how many ways he could fill me with his very beautiful dick.  I use to think pretty boys dick game was small.  This mother fucker had a monster dick.  We went back and forth sending pictures making my pussy melt with each one.  So we started to video chat and yes it was even better.  He was watching me fuck myself with my dildo squeezing my tits fingers in my mouth.  I was watching him jack off to me and explode.  This went on for a few hours so I know when I see my cousin we going do more than kiss they going call us fucking cousins.

Family Fucking Annual Reunion

We are into family fucking around here and when it comes to the annual gatherings incestuous encounters are guaranteed. Last summer’s reunion the twins that are my nieces had really started to fill out and were prime fucking material for my son and a few of their other cousins that joined in. I love watching the offspring play so well together and carry on the traditions without a hitch!

Best part of last year’s is that my son managed to knock up both of the twins and is excited to be a part of our kinkier secret tradition of impregnating the young women as they are just coming to. Nothing brings them into womanhood like a pregnancy and nothing makes the woman in this family hornier than thinking about the young stud cocks that can keep fucking.

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Therapist Lynn Your Incest Sex Confessor

I’m Dr. Lynn and am the house confessor for all things depraved, kinky and incest sex related. Have no worries in shocking me nor any in me judging your confession nor sexuality. We all have kinky and dark sides, just few care to expand on understanding them. The very things that seem so depraved but get that cock rock fucking hard whenever the idea or topic crosses your mind.

Let’s roleplay those depraved dirty fantasies you have about impregnating mommy and fucking her pregnant cunt right up through that moment it pops from mommies love tunnel. I know there are some simply naughty and taboo ideas surrounding that one simple little scene/ idea. I bet you can really elaborate on your dirty and taboo sex desires when you call me, as I promise to get off with you.

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Cum for me daddy

Ageplay phone chatI love playing dress up with my daddy, his favorite little outfit for me is a cheerleading skirt and a small crop top. He also loves me wearing basic white panties so he can see how fucking wet I am getting for him. When I put the cheerleading outfit on his cock gets immediately hard and I got on my knees and pulled his pants down to see daddies monster. It was staring right at me so i made sure to get it nice and wet, I like to spit right on the head and stroke it and I am letting the spit just drip down daddies cock. I love spitting my my big double d’s to make them nice and wet so I can slide his cock between my tits. I want all the cum all over my tits and my face.