Category: Kinky phone sex

Comdom Crimes!

Mommy phone sex with PatriciaWho’s fucking used condom is on my couch? David? Ariel? I know I taught you both how to fuck and condoms were not in my lessons. I don’t care who’s it is, you’re both going to pay for. Take off your clothes Ariel. Now! You too David! Come over here and eat your momma’s pussy like a good slut. Just like that Ariel, licked my clit and fingered me. David, eat your sisters pussy. Oh Ariel, finger fuck my puss, OH YES! David your sister needs to be tongue-fucked. Ariel starts moaning “Oh David, Just like that. I love that!” Good boy, that’s how I taught you to please your sister. Enough with that foreplay, it’s time to fuck. I’m going to lie on my back. Ariel, you’re going to lay on top of me like we’re going to 69 and David, you’re going to fuck your sister while your ball bounce on mommy’s face. Eat momma’s pussy just like that. Oh, YES! I love these big balls of yours David. Do you like when I suck on them while you fuck your sister? David moans out a yes! Finger-fuck my cunt sweety while you lick my clit. David cum deep in your sisters sobbing cunt. Now stick that cock in mommy’s mouth so I can clean it off for you. Mmmm that is what mommy wants! I want to eat every last drop of your cum. That hot sticky load taste so good. I can’t get enough of it. Now, we don’t use condoms in this house. If I find another, we’re going to have to keep these sessions up!

Incest phone sex with Mommy!

kinky phone sex with PatriciaIncest phone sex is what I had to settle for! My oldest daughter was visiting her uncle and couldn’t be here this week for her sex training, so we had to have phone sex instead. Anna was excited about our session and shortly my phone rang. It was so good to hear her sweet voice

“I’m ready for my lesson mom.”

I told her “Take off your clothes baby.”

And she let me know “I’m already naked!”

“Stick your finger in your mouth, get it nice and wet, then I want you to begin to rub your clit.” I could hear her start to moan so I said “Insert two finger into you little cunt!”

I loved hearing Anna moan as those fingers slide inside her.

I was super surprised when I heard her say “Oh my, I think I’m going to cum.” I had to tell her “You can’t cum yet! Now, insert three fingers and finger fuck your little hole.” Hearing Anna made my mommy pussy so wet! “Oh my GOD! I’m sobbing wet mommy. What are you doing to yourself?” I slipped my dildo in right as she asked and I moaned “I’m bouncing on my dildo baby. Stick your fingers in your mouth and tell mommy how your pussy tastes.” Anna said “It tastes so good. I want to eat your pussy so bad mommy!”

Hearing her beg just makes my mommy pussy so wet! “Close your eyes, stick your tongue out, and finger your pussy. Can you taste my pussy baby? I’m riding your face and finger-fucking you.” Anna moaned breathlessly “Oh momma, Your fingers feel so good. I can taste your soaking wet cunt on my tongue. Stick another finger in me. I think I’m going to cum!” I was cumming when I told Anna: “Oh baby! I’m sliding my whole fist in your cunt. It’s so wet. Cum all over me.” I could hear Anna screaming “I’m gonna cum, OH, OH, I’m fucking cumming. Oh my god, It feels so good.” Oh FUCK That was the most I’ve squirted baby in a long time. You did so good! That was the best phone sex ever! I can’t wait for you to come home so mommy can show you how much I loved it!

My Brother’s Leash

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Sometimes my brother is super possessive and it makes me cream myself! He saw me flirting with one of the auto mechanics and asked out loud if I wanted to fuck the dude. The mechanic (and everyone in the shop) turned around. Thankfully, the mechanic took us to his office and we sat down. “Fuck her,” my brother ordered. The mechanic told us that he didn’t want to get involved with a boyfriend and girlfriend. “Hell, no, she’s my sister!” my brother exclaimed. The mechanic seemed to relent and take off his clothes; his dick was already hard.

I fell backwards on the dirty, greasy table as he continued to come at me with his massive cock. He pushed himself into me and said, “I always wanted to fuck my sister.” My brother asked if I was wet. “Oh, yeah, just like a cum-slut whore,” the mechanic informed my brother. He wrapped his large hand around my throat and began choking me while pounding me even harder.

“Get her up,” my brother demanded and the mechanic slid my legs around his waist. My brother pressed the tip of his cock into my asshole and began fucking me. I could feel their dicks meeting up inside me, fucking my insides. My brother held his hands around my throat as both the men looked over my shoulder and into each other eyes; as if challenging each other to who could fuck me the best, they tried to hold off cumming.

I came, though, moaning as I squirted all over both of them. I continued to cum as my brother pinched my nipples and bit my shoulder. They both came, shooting thick loads up inside of me, filling me with cum. I thanked them like the good little cum-slut that I am and kissed my brother on the mouth. “Mine,” he exhaled in my mouth, his tongue wrapped around mine.

Taking the Bride and Groom

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I’ve never told anyone this before, not even my brother: I had sex on his wedding day…twice. He knows about one of the times because it involved him. We always laughed and said that I’d be the prettiest best man there; but, of course, we gave into tradition and I was a bridesmaid.

Before the wedding, I asked for time alone with the groom, and all the guys ogled me but left us alone. I grabbed his bowtie and pushed him up against the dresser, a little of the bourbon spilling. I pushed up against him and told him that it was only right that the most important woman in his life should have sex with him first on his special day. He smiled and lifted me up against the wall, wrinkling the fabric of my dress. Someone was knocking at the door as we grunted, telling them we had dropped something. “We’ve almost got it,” we said when they asked us to open the door. We climaxed in the wedding attire that his stupid bride had picked out.

Not half-an-hour later, the bride asked to speak with me alone. I was wondering if she found out that her husband-to-be had just fucked me and had no intention of giving me up. But, no, she wanted my advice! I don’t know why…but as I looked at her cherry-red lips, and voluptuous bosom, I got so horny! I came closer to her and kissed her on the cheek, then the lips. She didn’t resist; instead, she slid her hands around my gown and unzipped it. We were naked, me licking her cunt and her face in my pussy. She tasted delicious and fresh, so creamy, as she came all over my face. She put a finger inside of me and it stroked my G-spot…I squirted all into her mouth!
Needless to say, there were at least three people that day who were walking down the aisle more relaxed than anyone else!

Sissy~Let It Go

It has been a while since I gave our wonderful Sissy, Fairy Faggot, Tinkerbell Transvestite, a shout out.  I was listening to the radio the other day and the song from Frozen came on, Let It Go. The more I hummed the song, the more I thought about Sissy and how much I miss her and our colorful times with Princess. So I decided to take time out of my superior female schedule and rewrite this lovely tune, just for our Fuckalicios Piggy Pet mascot. Here it is Sissy, if you don’t know the song find a link and learn the tune because Ms Darla wants to hear you sing this soon!

LET IT GO (SISSY STYLE)

My cheeks glow bright from excitement tonight
Not a fake man to be seen
The world is my oyster,
And it looks like I’m it’s queen.
The wind is blowing like a brewing storm inside
I can’t keep it in, no matter how I’ve tried!
Can’t let them know, I am careful where I go
I’ve let the sissy in me fly free
I can’t hide what’s inside I have to let them know
Well, now they know!
Let it go, let it go
 I can’t hold back anymore
Let it go, let it go
I’m not  a fake man anymore!
I don’t care
What they’re going to say
I’m letting my Sissy flame!
A man’s not that great anyway!
A little bit of make up
And that fake man is all gone
Soon the fantasy that controls me
Takes a hold of my heart!
Stand up and show what they all know
There’s a girly girl inside of me
No right, no wrong, no rules, I’m  free!
Let it go, let it go
There’s a twinkle in my eye
Let it go, let it go
I will touch the sky!
Here I stand
In my pretty dress
Let the world go on!
The fake man’s gone away, he’s dust that’s in the ground
The real me is free, and I’m twirling all around
I only wish that this would always last
I’m never going back,
I love this me!
Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Don’t be a fake man now!
Here I stand
In my pretty dress
Let the world go on!
That man never bothered me anyway!
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Cook Out Heaven

Mommy phone sex with SusanIt’s time for our monthly mother and son cookout. Independence Day is a special day that I get to make my sons hotdog perfect. I only wear an apron that says, “Fuck the cook” while I grill. That really turns Tommy on! After he eats his dog, it’s time for mommy to get what she wants! Tommy is a good boy and he does exactly what my apron says and he fucks the cook. He unties my apron, and begins to suck on my pink hard nipples. Then he works his way down to my dripping wet pussy with his tongue. He sits my on the table and begins to eat my soaking wet pussy. I can see his raging hard cock, so I pull him towards me and push his fat cock slide my wet cunt. He begins to pump in and out of my sobbing cunt. I begin to claw his back as he begins to pound me harder, just like mommy wants. His throbbing cock is begging to explode inside me. I grab his ass and pull him in tight as he shoots a massive hot load deep inside my pussy. He pulls his cock out and looks at the mess he made. Cum is seeping out of my gaping pussy. Such a good boy, Just like mommy wants!

Incest Phone Sex with Granny Samantha

Incest phone sex is what I enjoy talking about the most, on the phone and in real life. Perhaps I should not be proud of that, but I can’t help it. Talking about the wee ones gets my granny cunt wet. Something about hairless bodies this old broad enjoys. Maybe because that is just how I was raised. When I was a little one, I was taught all about the birds and the bees by my uncle and my parents; I showed my offspring about the joys of sex; and now I have my grand angels to teach. Who am I kidding though? Even if it wasn’t how I was raised, I do not think I could resist playing with those little bodies with their tight little butts, cute little boobies and smooth, pink little willies. Could you? The little lads and lasses in my charge are so curious about granny’s body too!  Yesterday we were in the pool in our birthday suits splashing around, and the youngest lad latched right on to my big boobies. I think he thought they were floatation devices! I scooped him right up in my arms, and nuzzled him against my heaving big breasts to see what he would do. Instinct I tell you. He started playing with my nipples and when I lifted a tit up to his mouth, he didn’t skip a beat. So sweet and innocent, yet he knew to start sucking on a titty. He knows how to please his grandma! The other munchkins were splashing about with their sweet smelling fresh nubile bodies glistening in the water, making me so aroused. The youngest girl was even rubbing her little cunny on grandma’s thigh as she sucked on a boobie. Everyone was wet and hard, especially me! Let’s just say we had a lot of fun in the pool and in granny’s big old bed afterwards. Sadly, I cannot share all the juicy details here, but I can share all my family fun on the phone!

Grey Goose gets the Girls!

mommy phone sex PatriciaI am hosting my weekly party for all the little ones in the neighborhood. So I slip in a whole bottle of Grey Goose in the punch bowl, I want the slut to come out of every girl here tonight. The alcohol didn’t take long. The girls are already naked, running around the pool. The boys have their cocks and are stroking them watching the girl’s tits bounce around. I know this is gonna be a great party! I run to the bedroom, and pull out some dildos and a lot of lube. I make sure I get everyone’s attention to ask who wants to share my double-ended dildo with me! Attie volunteered. She has perky DD’s, a tight ass, and a pink little camel toe. Attie is one of my favorite little sluts. I had to start off eating Attie’s pussy. Of course that grabs everyone’s attention. Attie grabs the dildo, pours some lube on it, and sticks it in her cunt. She tells me to scoot closer so I can join in. Attie says, “Let’s use this doggystyle so our asses can clap together. I love how freaky Attie can be! We flip and begin to fuck the dildo and slap our asses together. The rest of the party has to join right in! As moans begin to fill the room, Attie is reaching her climax. She bounces off the dildo and squirts multiple times all over my asshole and cunt. Man I really love Attie! And I loved looking around my party and seeing all the little ones from the neighborhood drunk and parting like rock stars! Then I find my brood in the center of all the fun. I can’t help get a big mommy smile at my little ones licking each others pussy’s. They are so sweet! I am going to have to go over there and help them out! After all that is what a mommy is for!

Ice Cream Break

Mommy phone sex SusanI have been nude tanning all day and could use something to cool off. Like fate I hear an ice cream truck coming through my neighborhood. So I throw a towel around me and walk to the street. When the truck pulls up, I realize that it is my young cousin Toby operating the ice cream truck. Toby notices that I am not wearing anything under my towel and he immediately get semi-erect. I tell Toby that I would like to climb in the truck and take a closer look at what flavor I want. So, Toby being a good boy, opens the back door and I climb in. I drop the towel and say “whoops!” Toby reached over and shut the window so nobody can see in. My nipples are rock hard and Toby is now fully erect. I notice his rock hard cock and got right down on my knees. I unzip his pants, pull out his throbbing cock, and begins to lick the big mushroom head. I work my way up and down the shaft, sucking on his balls, and then I engulf his raging hard-on. Toby grabs the back of my head and begins to throat fuck me. He says, “You like that, don’t you bitch?” Then he realizes what he said and apologizes. I stopped sucking his cock, looked up and said, “Make me your bitch, and fuck me like a good boy!” He grabs my head and continues to throat fuck me. As he begins to cum, he pushes my head all the way to the base of his shaft and explodes a massive load of cum down my throat.

Toby tells me, “That was the best head ever” and he begins to zip up his pants. I stood up and said, “What the fuck are you doing? You’re going to fuck me, and you’re going to fuck me now!” I pushed him down and sat down on his raging cock. I bounced up and down, causing my ass to clap. I can feel his cock starting to swell. So I start riding his cock faster, forcing him to fill my pussy to the rim with his seed. Then I stands up, cum is dripping out of my gaping cunt. I take my finger and wipe my cunt, then I stick my finger in his mouth and he licks up the hot cum. When I stood up I realized I had Ice cream all over my ass! Mmm so I pick up a cone fill it up and get the treat I earned.

Getting Tipsy & Fucking Family

 

 

Hiya all you pervert daddies!:) This weekend, Wendy and I are having a sexy sleepover party and you’re all invited! Last time, things got totally wild! It was freaking awesome. Have you ever poured Absinthe liquor into popsicle molds and frozen it? We took out the sticks, licked ’em then fucked each other with our popsicles. When we pulled those frozen sticks out of each other’s hot, creaming pussies, the melting alcohol was dripping all the way down our thighs. So we lowered our wet pink lips and sucked and tasted the liquor out of each other’s hot boxes. We kept this up all night until we were so drunk, we didn’t even notice Wendy’s Dad cum in her bedroom until he’d started grinding up against her naked ass. *hehe* It was totally hot incest fucking! Keep it in the family, that’s for sure. Cum join us next time at our super sexy sleepover party! You can be our Daddy and have some naughty popsicle fun with us little girls, too! *Giggle*