Category: Grandma phone sex

I’ll be your Grandma too!

sexy grannyOne of my sweet boys brought home a young man that had no mom or grandma, it was just him and his dad, isn’t that just so sad? No woman in his life to love him and cuddle him, it just broke my heart! I knew I had to adopt this boy and make him my honorary grandson and when I told him that the poor thing actually cried! He was so happy to have a sweet woman in his life and once he found out that I love fucking my grands too… well that was just the icing on the cake for him! He was so surprised that I wanted to suck his dick but he was happy to pull it out, he even got really into it and fucked my mouth real hard. He was such a sweet boy, we fucked all night long and now he has an open invitation to my house, he knows he can come get fucked anytime!

It’s Granny and Mommy Phone Sex with Me

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex calls make up about half of my calls. The other half of my calls are for grandma sex. I am happy either way because I am a real life dirty mom and a dirty granny. Incest is my way of life. My incest life began with my brother, continued with my uncle, but was solidified when I started birthing brats. I had 6 offspring with two baby daddies; three daughters and three sons. The husbands are long gone, but my sons and daughters are still staples in my life. It is wonderful to see my family come full circle. Now, most of my brood has started having families of their own. Families that I get to be a major part of too. Seeing how my sons and daughters raise their little ones the way I raised them makes me so very happy. Incest sex brings families together; it is not my experience that it is physiologically or emotionally damaging. My sons and daughters are prime examples that incest never hurt them. Their progeny are prime examples too. My grand angels are popular, smart and good little humans, just as their parents were at their age. They love their grandma so much too. With the summer here, they hang out at grandma’s house more. I don’t mind being the summer babysitter either. I get to lounge naked outside by the pool with them while I talk dirty. Sometimes, often times, they are in ear shot, at least eye shot, of when I am talking dirty with you. They enjoy hearing me tell guys about dirty times with their parents.  I am a phone sex mommy and a phone sex granny. Incest is a way of life for me and my own. I would love to help make it a life for you and your own too.

Shower fun with Granny Constance

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Taking a shower with a hot granny is Gilf phone sex bliss. I’m no ordinary grandmother. I don’t wear proper house dresses or support hose. I wear a smile and a pair of huge tits for the boys in this family. We’re not your average family. But we have so much more fun than your family has. By the time you read this, you’ll be ready to join mine.

My grandbrats are growing up so fast. I recently caught one of the boys jerking off with a pair of my panties. A normal granny would be horrified. But not me. To me it means that the fruit is ripening and harvest time is almost here. Soon, I’ll begin our family ritual of making him into a man.

I bet you wish you had a P-Granny like me. An old woman with a craving for young cock. I’ll teach you how to eat a hairy cunt and suck the juices from each strand. We’ll shower together and I’ll soap up that cock and balls for a good ‘ol handjob. A mouthful of swirling water makes for some wet fun that you’ll never forget.

Once I’ve emptied those young balls a few times, it’ll be time for the grand finale. Crawling between gram’s legs, taking a nipple in your mouth, as I guide your throbbing teen fuck stick into molten lava. Now pump that ass and ride Grandma hard. Feel my tight pussy pull that cum from you in an agonizing and awesome explosion. Practice makes perfect, my young sweetie.

Sexy Granny Sam Loves Van Halen

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha is enjoying summer break. My oldest grandson has an upcoming birthday. He is a rocker boy. Loves rock music and playing guitar, not as much as fucking his grandma, however. When he was a little guy, I bought him Guitar Hero, where he discovered Michael Anthony of Van Halen, my rock gods. I love Van Halen, so when I heard Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony and Jason Bonham, the son of John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, were touring together as a band, I decided to surprise him for his birthday with an overnight excursion to Ohio. Sammy Hagar with Van Halen is my favorite rock band. I booked us a room in a spa hotel. We had our own pool and hot tub and were minutes from the venue. We had a blast. My grandson got to see me flash my big boobies to rock gods. Sammy Hagar gave a shout out to my big boobs too. My grandson had such a hard on seeing all the attention my concert boobies garnered. I won’t lie. I would have gone back staged and fucked the shit out of Sammy Hagar or Michael Anthony, but this was a celebration of the day my son brought me my first grandson to fuck. I was high and drunk after seeing my favorite rock gods. That was good for my grandson.  My teen grandson got head in the hot tub. He got to fuck me in the pool. Plus, he got his first underwater head in the pool. After he came about a dozen times while we blasted Van Halen music, he turned his attention to my my wet granny pussy. I sat on the edge of the pool while my grandson licked the words to the Van Halen song, “Don’t Tell Me What Love Can Do.” I showed Sammy Hagar my boobs. I fucked my grandson and celebrated his birthday to our favorite band. It was a great night.

Grandma Phone Sex Summer

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex summer is here boys. Who wants to visit their granny? All my grand angels love hanging out with their grandma. Did you like going to your grandma’s house? I’m not your typical granny. I don’t make cookies and squeeze your cheeks. I may squeeze your balls, however. This granny can’t keep her hands off her cute boys. I like to put more than my hands on my grandsons too. My mouth doesn’t just give pecks. My mouth devours the little hairless cocks and balls. I am greedy when it comes to boy cocks and boy cum.  I am a dirty granny in case you didn’t guess that. Personally, I think that is the best kind of granny. When you spend the weekend with me, you will never want to leave. You won’t want to play with your friends or spend hours gaming either. Sexy grandmas like myself enjoy naked twister and hide the pickle. We like to spend quality time with our grandsons naked and learning the joys of sex. Summer has just begun. My pool is open. My legs are spread. Granny can’t wait for your visit. Pack your bag and spend the weekend with your sexy and horny grandma.

Grandma still has a wet pussy.

grandma phone sexYou thought an older woman like me was a sexless old prude. Boy, did you figure that wrong. I may be well over 50 but this hairy pussy still loves a cock. Why, just the other night, I stopped at Walmart. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot. I heard a wolf whistle. I didn’t pay much attention, not thinking it was aimed at me.

You were sitting in your car, wearing a big smile. I smiled back. You called me over. “Hey mama, you be looking fine.”  I looked you over and noticed that you had a big black dick in your hand, slowly stroking it.  You saw me look and motioned me to join you in the car. “Mmmmm…Mmmmmm, you remind me of my own mom with those big titties. She used to stroke my boy dick real good. I remember them soft hands.”

I took charge, reaching for your giant joy stick. “You mean, like this, sweetheart?” I took your ten inch shaft in my hands, fondling your big, full balls. “Let mommy take care of her little black boy.” I slid my fist up and down that big nigga cock. He was whimpering. “Mommy, Mommy, I need to cum so bad.” I took his huge shaft into my mouth and gulped a thick, clotted load. I slipped him my number as I got out of his car.  “Call Mommy anytime. I always have time for another young son, especially with a BBC like yours.” I have a good feeling that I’ll hear from him soon. Boys sure do love a horny Mom. 

Carrying on Family Tradition.

Daddy /Daughter phone sexDaddy / Daughter phone sex rituals have been part of this family for generations. Let me tell you a story about growing up. I had 3 older brothers and a horny Daddy. From the minute I was born, I was groomed to be their fucktoy. I swear my first toy was probably a dildo. Being passed around from bed to bed was just part of my life. My little pussy loved sex. I wanted to blow every boy out there and was shocked when a boy had never had his dick sucked. I wanted to each every man out there that he needed a daughter like me. Seriously, I couldn’t even be trusted to spend the night at a girlfriend’s house with out boning her brother or daddy.

My husband was much older and I called him daddy, too. He loved fucking my tight little holes. Daddy had a large cock and I loved it. When my own boys were born, we agreed to carry on our home schooling tradition. I started violating  their little cocks at a young age. Boys sure love having a P-Mommy like me to give them some training.

They are all grown now and I have have 5 grand-brats. Four girls and a boy. We’re decided that grammy is going to start their training now. Wouldn’t you like to play Daddy and come help me break this sweet young stuff in? Sweet bald pussies and a little hard-on are just what you are craving. They only cry the first few times. Then they will be loving that cock, just like grandma did.

He was just so sweet!

mature sexy womenMy grandson is just so sweet, do you wanna know what he did? He showed up at my house yesterday just to spend the whole day playing with me! Doesn’t that sound like the best day ever? He waited on me hand and foot and when I told him that Granny was really horny, he got right down on his knees and buried his sweet face in my dripping wet pussy! The feel of his lips and tongue on my clit was driving me wild but I wanted that young cock too, I was begging for it but he just wouldn’t give in until I came all over his face. Then he bent me over and shoved his young cock inside me balls deep, it felt so good that I screamed! I was cumming all over his cock, I swear I was in heaven!

Sexy Granny Summer

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy is excited for summer. That is what I keep telling my cougar friends. Why? Because when it is summer, that means my grand angels are over all the time. Not only are they over to use the pool, but they are over to fuck. Even my granddaughters enjoy coming over to have their sweet bald slits licked by granny Sammy. Several of my fellow GILFs asked if I would be interested in grandma swapping. Think of it as a kinky adopt a grandma program. We share grand angels amongst one another like swinging. It is an awesome idea in my opinion; one I am sad to say I did not think of first. The grand angels get to benefit from a variety of different pussies and we get to see how other grand angels take care of their elders. Variety is the spice of life. We are having our first swap meet at my place this weekend since I will be opening the pool for the first time this season. It will be me, my 6 oldest grand babies; four of my closest sexy GILFs and about a dozen other little ones. That is my kind of pool party. Maybe if you ask nicely, you can come over and join me and my fellow GILFs for a wild and fun summer.

Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsYoung boys love sexy grandma pics. Older men too. I think a hot granny like myself is a much more appreciated thing these days. My grandsons love all the sexy naughty pics I send them. Most boys’ cell phones are filled up with pictures of their dogs and friends. Not mine. It is all about their grandma. Pics of me spread wide, masturbating and fucking; even some pictures of me fucking other members of the family, like their daddies, uncles and one another. I was in the kitchen this morning making cookies when the heat of the oven made me hot in more than one way. I started playing with my pussy. I used a few kitchen utensils to help speed along my orgasm. I thought to myself this is something the boys would enjoy seeing. I used my selfie stick, which is the best thing for naughty selfies, to get some choice pictures of my sexy granny pussy spread wide with a wire whisk up my cunt and the baster in my ass. Once I sent it to all three boys who have cell phones, the phone started ringing from their schools. Funny, suddenly all three boys felt ill and needed grandma to pick them up early from school. Now, I enjoy kitchen utensils, but they never could replace the feel of boy cock in my old twat. I drove around town picking up every boy to come home and fuck granny. Perhaps, I should have made them wait until after school, but I was fucking horny too. I promised them some family fucking then homework. They agreed. While I played with my cum filled cunt afterwards, they worked on their school work. Do you want to come play at grandma’s house? I make the cookies, but you bring the milk; boy milk.