Category: Grandma phone sex

We had so much fun

sexy gilfI had my grands over last night and we had a blast. We had a little movie night and I showed them some dirty movies I made with their daddy when he was their age and boy were they excited!They couldn’t believe that all the dirty things I do with them, I used to do with their daddy too. My grandson told me that he wanted to recreate that video so we all got naked and did everything they could see on the tape. I sucked his little cock while he licked his sister’s pussy, they fucked each other while I watched and they both played with my juicy pussy too. It was so much fun and the best part is that we made a movie of all of it to show their daddy when he came to get them. I just know that he is going to love watching it with us.

Sexy Grandmas Everywhere

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are every where nowadays. My grandsons were over last night, and we were binging seasons of American Horror Story. Connie Britton, Jessica Lange and Angela Bassett are all sexy older women and my grandsons took notice. I think they were enjoying the series more for the sexy MILFS than the story line. I saw them popping chubbies in their pants, so we paused the show and had a granny gangbang. I am a three-hole grandma. My oldest took my pussy. My middle grandson enjoyed my mouth with my little one pumped his hairless pecker in my ass. I enjoy my time with all three grandsons. It doesn’t often work out that I have them here at same time. When it does, we make the best of it! I am raising them, so they are comfortable being naked around other men, especially their own family. Family fucking doesn’t work if the boys get weirded out by their balls touching and shit like that. It is such a buzz kill when you are getting double penetrated and a guy freaks out because his balls touched another man’s balls. Or, they don’t want your sloppy seconds. I raise these boys to know that anything goes in the bedroom. They all love my sloppy seconds and thirds. Every grandson ended up cumming in my pussy. If only I could still get knocked up!

My grandson says I’m a sexy granny

sexy grannyMy grandson calls me his sexy granny and I just love it. He tells me every single day that he loves all the sexy games we play and that makes me so proud! I have been teaching him some naughty things but that’s a granny’s job I think. Like yesterday I had a few friends over and I taught my grandson that he has to always take care of the ladies. He crawled under the table and started licking all our granny pussies one by one until every single one of us had cum and only then did he ask us to suck his lil peepee. Of course we were all thrilled to suck that hard little cock! He fucked our mouths like a big boy and gave us all some little boy milk to drink too. I just love having him over to play it is always so much fun!

Submissive Phone Sex Sometimes

submissive phone sexI am not a full-time submissive phone sex slut. I guess you could say I dabble. I’m part Asian. My great-grandmother was a geisha girl. She taught me many things about pleasuring men to their fullest. Taught me that a man’s needs first. Sometimes I believe that but sometimes I don’t. I guess I am a sexy switch and what a man gets depends on what he’s got!  I met this young corporate lawyer on Tinder. I needed someone to occupy my time while my sons were with their daddy. He was hung but I sadly discovered his dick was limp. I knew it wasn’t me. Look at me? His job is stressful. I thought back to some of the many techniques my great grandma taught me. She showed me how to deliver a very special massage: a prostrate massage when I was a wee girl. She told me men get backed up and need a full ball draining. She also told me men get overwhelmed easily by life and a prostate massage is a quick fix for a wet noodle. Have you ever had a prostate exam from a Geisha girl? It is the happiest ending you will ever have in your life!

My stud lawyer with the limp noodle was tense. I could feel his tension everywhere in his body. I wanted that big dick, so it was my responsibility to get him hard; harder than he has ever been. I oiled him up and down, giving him a traditional massage first. I worked out some of the kinks on his upper body before I moved to his lower body. His cock was at attention the entire time. Soon I worked my magic fingers down to his swollen shaft. I cupped his balls in my hands just like my sexy great grandma taught me, slid a finger into his puckered asshole, found that pea shaped prostrate, massaged it as my mouth devoured his cock. He insisted on licking my pussy as I worked his cock and balls into a huge happy ending. I was losing my focus as I felt his tongue probe my asshole. I struggled to keep my mind on his prostate as my pussy juice cascaded over his face. The taste and the smell of my love goo, made him shoot out a jet stream of overdue cum. A bigger trajectory than Old Faithful. He splattered my face with such force. I kept playing with his ass until I had drained him to the point of exhaustion. We both had happy endings because he got hard again quickly to fuck me properly. He just needed a good ball draining to get hard for this sexy mommy. Thank you, great grandma, for the tips.

 

Sexy Gilf Sam at the Pumpkin Patch

sexy gilfSexy Gilf Sam is what the boy at the pumpkin patch called me last night. I took the grands to the local pumpkin farm to pick out pumpkins to carve for Halloween. It was chilly, so we bundled up. We had apple cider, did a corn maze, picked out our pumpkins and had a hayride. It is an annual tradition. There was a teen boy in the corn maze who recognized me. He is friends with my oldest grandson.  I had not met him before, but I guess my grandson shared some photos of me. He was trying to get me alone, but he didn’t need to be so discreet. At least not in front of my grand angels. They all know what a dirty sexy granny I am. The boy was jonesing for some granny action. We found a corner of the maze hidden with bales of hay. I gave him head and a quick titty fuck. The place was packed with lots of littles running around. I had to be careful I didn’t get arrested. Yet, I wanted some teen dick too. I spent the rest of our time at the pumpkin patch with a teen boy’s jizz running down my legs. Some of you might think I am a bad grandma, but I bet most of you think I am a good granny! My grandson promised to bring his friend by this weekend for a proper introduction.

Family Fucking Saturdays

family fuckingSaturdays are about family fucking for me. I normally don’t work many hours if any so I can play with my grand angels. Yesterday, I took my granddaughters to see the latest Maleficent film. I noticed a lot of single older men in the theater. It made me wet knowing they were likely having perverted thoughts about my sweet little angels. I understand their dirty minds because I have the same thoughts when I see other little angels out and about. I barely watched the film. I fingered little girl cunt during the film. My angels can multi-task. They watched the movie and purred like kittens as their sexy granny fingered their bald slits. When we got back to grandma’s house, we had a daisy train. That is when girls get in a circle naked and bury their faces in a pussy. We all got licked. We all got to cum. Of course, we thought about those perverts and their throbbing cocks too.  My grand angels have pervert daddies, but they still enjoy the fact that other men think of their sweet holes too. Other men like you!

We got kinky at the pumpkin patch

incest phone sexI love fall, I love everything about it from the cooler weather to the pumpkin spice everything there isn’t a single thing I don’t like. One of the best parts of this time of year tho is all the fun fall activities, I know Halloween is at the top of everyone’s list usually but my favorite thing to do is take my grands to the pumpkin patch to pick out pumpkins to carve. It was just me and the little ones this year, their parents were too busy at work so I volunteered to go with them and it was so much fun!

kinky phone sexWe were picking out pumpkins after the hay ride when I noticed this sexy guy watching us, he was trying not to be obvious about it but he was definitely looking at my granddaughter with lust in his eyes. I took them into the corn maze and made sure that he followed us in there. Then I went to a quiet corner and made sure to slip off her panties so he would be able to see the pretty little bald pink cunt. He took one look and stood there with his mouth open like he had just seen god. I let him bend her over right there in the corn maze and fuck her tiny little cunt. They both loved it it was the best fall day ever!

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Family Fucking with My Son and Daughter

family fuckingFamily fucking is hotter now that my daughter is knocked up with my son’s spawn. When I fuck my son now, he not only jokes about knocking me up too, but he calls me granny. My two regrets in life are not playing with my son and daughter when they were younger and not letting my son knock me up. I think it would have been hot to have my son’s offspring. We role play it though. He is on fall break; so is my daughter. This morning, I woke my son up with a blowjob like I did when he was in high school. That lead to fucking, which woke up my pregnant slut daughter who then joined us. She a little baby bump now and she is glowing. I love eating her pussy while my son fucks her. She does the same for me. We both take his nut. It is just the three off us. It has been the three amigos for many years now. Their father, my ex, pretty much dumped them when they turned 18 when he no longer had to make support payments. He doesn’t even know he is going to be a grandpa. He wouldn’t be a dirty grandpa anyway. But I am sure I can find someone who would want to share the honors with me of playing with a new little one in the family. Incest is best.

Sexy Granny To Be

sexy grannyI am getting use to the fact that I am a sexy granny to be. I didn’t think I would ever like the term grandma, but you know what? Grandmas are hot. I look at many grannies I know, and they don’t look like the grannies of my youth. I know I certainly won’t look or act like my grandma. When my little granddaughter or grandson is born, I am going to do incest right this time! My grand angel will be the product of incest, therefore he or she will be raised in incest. My son, daughter and I have already discussed all the kinky things we can do with the little one once he or she arrives. Put cum in her bottle if it is a girl. Grandma can suck his little pecker and tug on it in the bathtub if it is a little boy. Daddy can lick his daughter’s bald cunnie and mommy can suck a little peter. Whatever I have, a grandson or a granddaughter, that sweet little one will be part of the incest sex from the moment he or she is born. I just can’t wait to have another family member to play with.

Grandma phone sex

Grandma phone sex

People don’t usually expect me and my Grandma to be so close but she is such a kinky, dirty whore. I can’t help but be turned on by all of her stories of all the freaky things she’s done over the years. She knows how to lick and suck my clit like a porn star. Every time I sit on her face, she has me soaking her in no time. She loves for me to grind my wet, bald pussy across her lips for her to taste how sweet I am. I love to return the favor and lick her juicy granny pussy for hours as she cums for me over and over again. She knows the perfect way to play with my pussy to have me dripping all over her fingers. She licks all of my pussy juices off of her fingers and makes me cum for her again. She loves to fuck me with the strap on. We’ve made so many videos together of her fucking me hard from behind. She’s such a dirty old whore! In some of our videos she likes me to bend her over and fuck her in the ass with a strap on as she fingers her old clit and squirts all over the place. She’s the perfect granny.