Category: Grandma phone sex

Sexy Grandmas Masturbating

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas masturbating is how young boys learn female anatomy. I have an open family. What does that mean? Well, it means that I am naked around the house. It means I touch myself whenever I want. It always means I fuck whomever I want too. And all in front of the other members in the house. My grand angels grow up seeing me fuck their parents, siblings and cousins. They see me pleasuring myself whenever the urge strikes me. It is a beautiful thing to grow up watching a woman take care of herself. My youngest grandson is with me most days now since his mother has to work and school is on hold. I try to teach him some basics but he seems to only want to study one thing, the anatomy of his sexy granny. He is starting to pull on his little dick. He has no swimmers yet, but he does have some yummy sweet fluid that oozes out his little pecker when he watches me play with my cunt. Yesterday, before he arrived, I was masturbating. I was still playing with my cunt when my daughter dropped him off. She was running late, so she never came inside. He just followed the sexy moaning noises and watched me. This time was different, however, because he took off his pants. Normally, he just stares at me and smiles. Now, he was pulling at his hairless willy with eyes as big as the sky. I was thinking maybe he was ready to fuck me. His dick was just a couple inches long and not thick yet. My pussy is not tight, but I could let him thrust his little peepee inside me and make him a man. I scooped him up and laid him on top of me. He knew just what to do from watching me play with my dildos. He put his little pecker inside me, pumped and came. He did not last long and I did not feel it, but I told him it was the best I have felt in ions. He was so proud of himself. I was proud of him too. My little boy is a man now.

Sexy Granny Pampering

sexy grannyThis sexy granny got spoiled by her teen grandson yesterday. We had an entire day together. It included a 5-mile hike in wilderness. I normally prefer my exercise horizontally, but he wanted to hike and get some exercise, so my old ass went traipsing through the forest. When it started to rain unexpectedly, we dodged under a rock formation. We fucked until the rain cleared. I am praying I do not get poison ivy anywhere, lol. When we got home, I was sore. My grandson said he wanted to pamper me. It began with a sensual bubble bath. He drew the water for me, helped me in and washed my back and my hair. Of course, he slid a few fingers into my wet bald pussy as he was washing my back. Finger fucked me to a pretty intense cum. When I got out of the tub, he toweled me off, sat me on the edge of my bathtub and licked my pussy. Made me cum again, this time all over his face.

He even carried me into my bedroom and spent the rest of the day worshiping my bald beaver after a sensual back massage to work out the kinks. As much as I wanted his big young throbbing cock, he denied me. Sexy grandmas do not get denied by their horny teen grandsons. I was in shock. He said it was about time someone take care of me the way I deserve. He spent hours between my legs eating and fingering my pussy. In fact, I may be suffering from dehydration today from all the orgasms he gave me. It was the post hike pampering I needed. My grandson’s tongue and fingers worked better magic than any spa day could provide. I have never felt more relaxed in all my life. And, I am certain I have never glowed this much. Maybe, I will hike more with him if I am going to be treated like a queen afterwards.

Mature Sexy Women Love to Fuck to 80s Rock

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Mature sexy women grew up on 80s rock. You know what I am talking about, right? Big hair signing dudes in spandex pants. I love fucking to 80s rock. I am not a fan of all 80s hairbands, but a few I still listen to like Bon Jovi and Def Leppard. One of my favorite songs in my younger years was Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” I was not a dirty mommy yet when that song first came out. I go to rock festivals with my offspring all the time. Sadly, our yearly festivals were benched because of this virus. In fact, we have not seen a concert since February. Music is important in this family. Mature sexy women like me love to fuck to good old 80s rock. I decided, to bring the music to us. I invited everyone over and went old school 80s rock with them. I teased my blonde hair until it had its own zip code like my boobs. I put on some spandex pants and an off the shoulder spandex top. I even did my make-up 80s style. I had my old boom box blaring Def Leppard. I was drinking wine and cooking when the family arrived. Grandma’s house smelled like weed too. I went all out to recreate the 80s for some family fun. My sons and daughters know all about my love for 80s rock. I have been fucking them to the music of hair bands for decades. My grand angels, however, think the 80s is like ancient history. I took off my spandex pants and put candy in my cunt while Def Leppard sang “Pour Some Sugar on Me, Baby.” All my little angels have sweet tooth’s. I told them it was this very 80s song that gave me the idea to put candy in my cunt to feed them. That song and Kiss’s “Lick it Up.” My older offspring learned how to eat my pussy during this very same thing. I love that I can bring in the music of my younger years to the family fun. Mature sexy women are their dirtiest to some old school 80s rock.

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GILF Phone Sex

gilf phone sexSome little boys were peeping through my window this morning. It was something straight out of one of my sexy gilf phone sex calls. I acted like I had no clue I had peepers. No schoolboy is at school in my state. They are on their own during the day while their parents work. I home school my grand angels and babysit some other brats occasionally, but these young lads I did not know. But I was happy to contribute to their education. I got naked in my dining room and started playing with my cunts and tits. No doubt the boys were jacking their little dicks. I was getting wet knowing I had some young peepers. I took time spreading my sexy granny pussy lips. I fingered my cunt, played with my dildo too and sucked my huge ass titties acting like I had no clue I was being watched. One boy hit his head on the window. That was my clue to suddenly know I was being watched. I ran outside and told them to come inside. They scurried away thinking they were in trouble. Hopefully, they will come back sometime because I would love a granny gang bang. I bet you would too.

Sexy Granny Sammy is All About That Base

sexy grannyMy middle granddaughter is obsessed with that song “All About That Bass.” It is several years old, but she heard it on the radio recently and cannot stop singing it. She walks around the house naked singing about having all the right junk in all the right places while twerking her little butt. Now, her sexy granny has an ample ass! I thought the song was about a bass guitar when it first came out. My teen grandson explained to me that it is a song to celebrate junk in the trunk. I guess it is a pop version of ZZ Top’s Tush or that Baby Got Back song from the 90s. I love songs that celebrate a woman’s ass. I have a big booty. I am proud of my thick juicy round ass. Guys have been in awe of my junk in the trunk for years. I am glad to know that there are plenty of men out there who recognize that a fat ass is a beautiful thing.  My granddaughter does not have much of an ass yet. Maybe in a few more years she will fill out, but right now she has a young girl’s little bubble butt. It is cute and twerkable, but not big like mine. We put together a Booty playlist that included songs like Fat Bottomed Girls, Rumpshaker, Bootylicious, Shake Your Booty, and many others. I am likely way too old to be twerking, but it was hot watching my granddaughter shake her butt in front of my face like a dirty stripper. I buried my face in her sweet ass as it was shaking up and down and side to side. I pulled her cheeks apart and rimmed her perfect rosebud. Licked up and down her taint, even slid a finger in her ass. She kept twerking as I finger fucked her tight asshole. While songs were playing to celebrate a woman’s ass, I was giving my grand girl her first rim job. Sexy grandmas are all about that bass too.

Sexy Grandma Pics for My Youngest Granddaughter

sexy grandma picsMy daughter told me that her daughter wanted some sexy grandma pics for her birthday. She is at that age where she is getting curious about sex. She is at the age where we begin fucking the girls in this family too. She knows she cannot have a traditional birthday party with friends because of what is going on in the world right now. We told her she could have a family party though. A couple nights before her party, my daughter and granddaughter spent the night. We decided to initiate my granddaughter into our mother daughter fun. My littlest angel has watched all sorts of kinky things in her short life. She has licked candy out of my pussy, but toys and cocks have yet to enter her sweet virgin cunnie. My birthday gift to her, was a threesome with her mommy and grandma. My daughter and I ate that sweet little cunnie for hours.  From the amount of sweet girl juice, she squirted on our faces, I think she enjoyed her cunt licking. I am a bisexual sexy granny. You cannot just fuck your sons and ignore your daughters when you are an incest queen. Same with the grand girls too. Since I am the head of this family, I get first dibs on all virgin cunts and cocks. My youngest daughter is not married, and she is unsure who the baby daddy is, so there is no father missing out on deflowering his baby girl. I finger fucked her bald sweet cunnie until my fingers were coated in sweet cherry juice. Nothing tastes better than a young virgin pussy. My daughter helped me clean up the mess my fingers made on her young cunt. My daughter had fun fucking her baby girl with a little strap-on. My granddaughter is a woman now in the eyes of my kinky incest sex family. Tomorrow is her actual birthday and she will take her first cock to celebrate.

We went out to dinner

incest phone sexMy son and his family took me out to dinner now that the rules are being loosened a little. It was the first time I had been out in months so I was very excited to see everyone and have a nice meal out. We were seated in the back corner, it was nice and cozy and very private, no one else was close by to us so it was easy to be a little naughty. My grandson crawled up under the table and started licking my pussy right there can you believe that? I was trying to give the waiter my order all while my grandson was driving me wild and that was so hard! I ended up cumming right when he came back with the food and as discreet as I tried to be I am pretty sure that the waiter knew exactly what was up. He even slipped me his number when he gave us the bill, I think I’ll be having some fun with him next.

Family Fun Phone Sex with Granny

family fun phone sexI am so excited that family fun phone sex is back in full swing. My usual Saturday plans with my grand angels were benched for months. For years, on Saturdays, we would go to a movie, out to eat afterwards and home to play naked games. The movie theaters just opened back up last weekend. No mainstream movies, but I took them to an old 80s film called The Goonies. They loved it. It is a family friendly movie. No one else was in the theater. Me and 5 grand angels sat in the back row. I fingered my grand daughters’ creamy little cunnies. I even gave my teen grandson head. We mostly did watch the movie, but we had some discreet naughty fun too. Afterwards, we got pizza and played mini golf. When we got home, I made them all strip off their clothes. I wanted them naked. I wanted to burry my face between their legs and eat bald cunt and suck hairless cock. We had a naked daisy train, so everyone got to eat or suck a sibling or a cousin. Of course, they all ate me out too. That is a requirement. This sexy granny is the matriarch of this family. All the young ones enjoy licking candy out of my pussy and ass. It was a full day of incest and entertainment. I am glad things are opening back up. I mean things besides my legs.

Incest Sex: I can Teach You How to have Family Fun

incest sexIncest sex is the game the entire family can play. I am home schooling most of my grand angels for my sons and daughters. More like molesting them. It is no secret that I would rather fuck than learn. I do manage and hour or two of official learning into the day, but then the rest of the time is spent naked. Yesterday, was a gorgeous day. After some schooling, we spent the day in the backyard naked. I have a privacy fence, so no neighbor is seeing me play naked slip in slide unless on a ladder. I would sit at the end of the game with my legs open waiting for a little one to slide right between them. Each little one, including my teen grandson, has to eat my sexy granny cunt before getting up. They love that game. Part of it is because they just love eating my old pussy. The other part is they love slip and slide. The key to molesting young ones is to make it fun for them. Also, make it seem natural. I have a big kinky family. We walk around naked in front of the littles. We fuck and masturbate in front of them too. When little ones see you stroking your hard daddy cock in front of them, it will pique their natural curiosity. They will want to play with it. Trust me. I am a seasoned family slut. I know how to get your little ones to think all the dirty fun is their idea. I am happy to share my family fucking secrets with you. No time better than now either. I have a funny feeling there are lots of men at home with their little angels. Not every city’s schools are open. Education should start at home anyways. I bet you agree with me.

Taking Sexy Grandma Pics Instead of Schoolwork

sexy grandma picsI am always taking sexy grandma pics for my grandsons. Normally, I would be texting them naughty nudes to their cell phones while they are at school, but my state has school on hold currently. Some of the naughtiness is gone knowing there is no risk sending pics while they are at school. It is still fun though. They were all with me yesterday. In fact, they helped take some pictures for my blogs. They are good photographers, don’t you think?  I enjoyed masturbating for them and spreading my pussy wide. I was supposed to be doing some schoolwork with them. What do I know about home schooling? I have not been in public school since the 70s. A lot has changed since then. Not human anatomy and sexuality, however. Those subjects I know well. Those subjects I am qualified to teach. I also can help with PE. I know how to give anyone a good workout. I never mind being a granny gangbang whore for three horny boys. My oldest grandson has the best staying power and the biggest cock. That is because he is the oldest. His younger cousins make up for their lack of stamina and length with pussy eating. Both the young ones can make my sexy granny cunt squirt. Yesterday was supposed to be the first day of school with my grandsons over. I was a bad babysitter. In their eyes, I was the best babysitter because no schoolbooks were opened. The only things we opened were my mouth and my legs. I kept those boys entertained with my mouth, pussy and ass. Since I am pretty close to their parents, I am sure I will not be fired from my teaching duties. It will be difficult, however, to focus on writing and arithmetic when I am around hard and hairless cocks all days.