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Sexy Granny Samantha and Her Oldest Granddaughter Celebrate World Vegan Month

sexy grannyIt might surprise you that this sexy granny who is cock obsessed is a vegan. It is World Vegan Month. I have been a vegetarian since I was a teenager. I was a vegetarian before it was cool. My oldest granddaughter convinced me to go vegan a few years ago. I am still obsessed with meat though, boy meat. My sons make fun of me sometimes because for a vegan, I can never get enough boy meat. My vegan granddaughter is just as cock obsessed too. I made her a special Thanksgiving meal. We ate Tofurky and special sides I had catered from Whole Foods. We are the only vegans in the family, but we got plenty of family meat after Thanksgiving dinner. I love how my oldest granddaughter is like my mini me. She is a vegan and an incest slut just like me. She loves the same kind of music, and we share a similar taste in clothes despite me being 50 years older than her. Out of my entire family, her and I are the closest.

sexy grannyIt is funny that World Vegan month is the month of Thanksgiving when most people are eating turkey. Perhaps that is why they selected the month. Maybe the organizers want to bring my tofurkys to the table, LOL. Since I only found out about vegan month from my granddaughter last week, this sexy granny decided to celebrate with her. I took her on a special date. We went to the one vegan restaurant in town. It may be one of only a few in my meat loving state. She loved it. Afterwards, I took her to a movie. Just her and me, and we smuggled in vegan chocolate. When we got home, we still had some vegan chocolate left, so we played a game I play with all the grand angels. I put some vegan chocolate in my pussy, and I put some in her cunnie too. Then we got in the 69 position and licked each other’s vegan cunts, LOL.

sexy grannyWe made a huge mess. Vegan chocolate melts quickly. It was running down our thighs. Her daddy came to pick her up early and saw what we were doing and joked that we both needed some meat. Vegan chocolate is not the only thing we were craving that day, LOL. This sexy granny watched her son fuck his daughter, using vegan chocolate as lube. He then fucked me, giving me his big nut. My precious vegan angel licked her daddy’s cum and the rest of the vegan chocolate out of my pussy. I heard a guy say once vegans are no fun. Clearly, he has never played with my granddaughter and me. We are a lot of fun. A lot of kinky fun.

Family Fun Phone Sex Thanksgiving Has Already Begun

family fun phone sexOur family fun phone sex Thanksgiving is almost here. My house smells like pie and cookies. My pussy smells like cum. That is the sign that it is a holiday at grandma’s house. My youngest son is home with me now, and so is my oldest grandson. They have been helping me get ready for the big family gathering tomorrow. Honestly, I am thankful that I have a family who still loves to play with me. I am in my 60s now, but my offspring and their offspring have not put me out to pasture yet. My grandson was the first one up this morning, so he was first to cum. He is 20 now and has girlfriends, but his sexy granny will always be his number one girl. That is what he told me this morning as he gagged my mouth with his cock. He had morning wood, but nothing this horny old woman could not take care of for him. He got into bed with me and woke me up better than a pot of coffee. My youngest son, his uncle, woke up with morning wood next. He had to wait his turn, or did he? I told him to get into bed with us. I can easily take care of two hard cocks at once. I have a big family and over the years I have fine tuned my multitasking skills. I took my son in my ass while my grandson continued to pump his horny dick inside my pussy. I was making a lot of noise. My daughter woke up because we were fucking loudly. She did not want left out of the incest sex, so she got into bed with us. She got to fuck her brother and her nephew. I got up to put a pie in the oven and let my girl have her fun with the boys. Her oldest daughter woke up and wanted to help grandma. She is becoming such a big girl now. I had a special job for her. Clean granny’s cum filled holes. She took her job seriously too. She licked up every last drop. Tomorrow, and the rest of the week will be more of this kind of family fun. Want to visit grandma for Thanksgiving?

Family Fucking is What I am Most Thankful for This Year

family fuckingIt is that family fucking time of year. My oldest grandson and my youngest son are with me for a week. The rest of my offspring and grand angels are local and will be over a lot. The little ones have no school this week, so that means grandma is the babysitter. I love it when my little and not so little angels are around. Yesterday, I struggled to get much done because I was distracted by stiff cocks and bald pussies. I know you are wishing you had that problem. My oldest grandson was missing grandma’s big tits and wet bald pussy. I keep a shaved cunt even in my 60s. It is just nice to see the cock going in and out of my cunt. It is also nice to lick a smooth surface. My grandson pumped me full of cum a few times before noon. My youngest daughter and her two daughters live at home with me, so when they woke up, they wanted to play too. My son and daughter fuck every chance they get. So, my son banged his sister, while my second youngest granddaughter joined me and her cousin in bed. She loves the taste of cum. She is a natural little slut too.  I mean she got right between my sexy granny legs and stared licking her cousin’s cum from my pussy. Her little fingers were exploring my pussy as she licked big globs of cum from my cunt. My grandson got hard again watching that, so he started titty fucking me. His ass was on my face, so I rimmed him. I love a good rim job, giving and receiving. He came again titty fucking me, but his load hit my granddaughter in her face. She just giggled and licked the cream up. I told you she was a natural slut. I could hear my youngest daughter moaning loudly. I knew she was cumming on her brother’s big, fat cock. This is just the beginning of the incest sex fueled week too. It is off to a great start already.sexy granny

Family Fucking Is a Way for Life for Us

family fuckingFamily fucking is our way of life. I enjoy sharing real experiences with my callers. I also enjoy kinky roleplays. I am a no taboos kind of woman. Age is just a number. My grand angels are way more advanced than I was when I was their age. A lot has changed for young girls and boys since I was a schoolgirl making them develop younger. The Internet has been a game changer for my young ones. My generation, had to rely on some one’s father having a dirty magazine that got smuggled into school. That was how we saw naked people, LOL. My grand angels have porn on their phones. That has helped sexualize young ones much earlier than my generation. I was not sending nude selfies as a schoolgirl either. I may have posed for a few naughty Polaroids for my brother as a teen girl, but nothing was instant like it is now. My oldest granddaughter gets dick picks all the time from schoolboys. I have schooled her however in not sending pics back. My generation, girls lost their virginity on their wedding night mostly. Most girls nowadays are fucking before they are out of school. I have an incest sex family, but my grand angels would likely be fucking schoolboys and girls if it was not for our family fun. Do not feel bad for young girls and boys who are fucking adults in their families. The younger generation is hornier than the generations before them because sex is everywhere. The clothes for teen girls are sexier and more revealing. They have porn on their cell phones. They get dick pictures on their social media accounts. They see their favorite celebrities in sex tapes. It is a whole new world for the younger generation. And guess what? That makes them more sexualized at an earlier age than us. This sexy granny knows just what to do with this young, horny generation.

Mommy Phone Sex Weekends are Worth the Wait

mommy phone sexMy mommy phone sex weekend with my eldest son was so much fun. We fucked. We drank. We saw an amazing concert. We fucked some more. We did not want to come back to reality. A mother will always have a special love for the one who first made her a mother. We struggle to make time for each other. He is married to a wonderful woman. He has my two oldest grandsons. Him and his wife are in the medical field, and their schedules are demanding. But this trip was long overdue, and we promised each other that we will do it more often. I make time for my offspring as best as I can. We have been doing getaways for years. All my sons and daughters are grown up now. All except for my youngest son have made me a sexy granny too. With a big family, it becomes difficult to get away, but when we do, we always want to do it again soon.

The idea behind it is to give me quality time with each of my offspring. We can go some place where no one knows us. We can act as a couple in public if we want. We have no distractions like the little ones needing something or work problems emerging. There are no secrets in my family. Spouses know about my relationship with their husband or wife, as well as their offspring. I am a dirty mommy and granny. I love incest sex. We all do, but the only way this lifestyle works is with no secrets. My oldest son’s wife was a daddy’s girl when she was growing up, so she understands incest. I think sometimes, she enjoys a little break from her husband so she can have quality time with her two horny sons. Incest is the best sex if you ask me. Maybe I can help you have what my family has?

GILF Phone Sex Because I am a Sexy Grandma You’d Love to Fuck

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex anyone? I love being a grandma you would love to fuck. My oldest son and I embarked on a road trip this weekend. We came up a day early before the concert so we could have some time to act like two horny teenagers. I am in my 60s and he is in his 40s. I do not look like I am as old as I am. I can thank my Nordic heritage for that. I am lucky because all the family fun I have had over the decades has contributed to me looking younger. Sex is great for the soul and the body. Last night, we went to this arcade bar. Super cool place. A hipster bar. I was the oldest thing in the bar. I was older than the arcade games because they were from the 80s, LOL. It was crowded. I was drinking fruity cocktails that went down way too smoothly. I suck at all video games expect for Ms. Pac-Man and Frogger. My son is more the arcade generation than me, but we had fun. All the guys in the bar were flocking around the sexy gilf with the big tits. Some of them played against me. Some bought me drinks. They all thought I was just a cougar hanging out with a boy toy. They wanted to be my boy toy. If we had been back home, I would have brought them back home to fuck. I love it when 20 and 30 something old men hit on me. But this weekend is about my oldest boy and me. The attention I got from those bar studs plus the fruity drinks put me in a great mood. It made me hornier than normal. My son finger fucked my cunt as he drove us back to our hotel room. I was sloppy wet. At my age, I do not have any problems getting wet. I am way past menopause too. I think I will be fucking in my 80s. We got back to the hotel room and had some hot mommy sex. It has been forever since my first-born and I had quality time together. We still have another night together before we head back to reality. No matter how busy our lives may get, we will always make time for each other.

Sexy Grandma Pics are Hot to See, Hotter to Make

sexy grandma picsDo you like looking at sexy grandma pics? I sure do love posing for them. My oldest grandson has been my primary photographer for years now. He loves talking pictures for his spank bank. That is how it started. Then he showed a few friends my pictures, and they wanted some too. Next thing he knew, he was selling my naked pictures to his friends. That led to him posing as me and selling them online to outfits that like mature naked women. I was mad at first, but then I calmed down. I mean I am naked already on my phone sex site. Most of the blog pictures I use, he took. When he visited this weekend, he took a bunch more naked pictures of his sexy granny. He took pictures of us fucking. He even took tried to take pictures of me engaged in sex acts that could get me arrested. I shut that shit down quickly though. Cell phone pictures and videos get uploaded to the cloud. It is how folks get busted doing illegal things. I explained that the person taking the pictures or videos would be in as much trouble as the person in the pictures. Modern technology is not a friend to P folks like me. I miss the days of Polaroid cameras and camcorders. I still have shoe boxes full of dirty Polaroid pictures. I pull them out and masturbate to them often. I have pictures of me blowing my oldest grandson when he was barley knee high. I showed him the pictures and explained this is what he needs. A shoe box of dirty incest sex pictures. I have dirty pictures going back decades. I always think my grand angels are schooling me because they have been raised in a technology driven world, but sometimes going old school is the best. My way keeps folks out of trouble while still allowing them to have dirty family fun.

Sexy Granny Samantha Trains Little Mouths to Lick and Suck

sexy grannyThis sexy granny is still reeling in the Halloween fun. My littlest angels got all sorts of candy from their night of trick or treating. I love to use candy to train the little ones to eat my pussy. I have been doing it for ions now. Candy in my cunt is a great motivator to get little tongues wagging. I have given my angels a sweet tooth, but it is so worth it to get my old pussy worshiped.  My youngest daughter lives with me, and so do her two angels. One is too young to even eat candy, let alone pussy. She is still eating from the breasts, but her other daughter is the perfect age to learn how to eat my pussy with some of my kinky phone sex tricks. This works for training little girls to suck your cock too. It is just so easy to put a piece of candy inside a hot pussy to tempt little mouths to probe your genitals. My oldest son was with us for trick or treating. He rarely comes over with his work schedule for such things, but he was jonesing for some fun. His son and daughter are too old to trick or treat anymore, and he just wanted to eyeball some little ones in costumes. We had sort of a joint training session with my second youngest granddaughter. I put Hershey’s mini chocolate bars in my cunt, and we melted some chocolate to cover my son’s throbbing cock. This little angel went to work on us both making us both super turned on. She made us both cum so hard and she had no clue she was doing it. She has sucked cock before, but not like this. She took my son’s cock almost all the way down her throat to clean off the chocolate. He is not small either. It was a sweet and sticky family fucking session that left us all feeling great.

Sexy Granny Trick or Treating Leads to Kinky Family Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went trick or treating last night. It was my granddaughter’s first Halloween walking and talking. We walked her around the neighborhood in her cute little Glenda the Good Witch costume. I it was nice to see all the other cutie pies out too. I was eyeballing all the local talent in the neighborhood. As we canvassed the neighborhood for candy, I kept wondering in my fellow P men were out and about doing the same thing. I was checking out the cute witches and goblins. I have only been with a few super young boys, but it gave me a taste which led to a yearning for more. I am a P granny. My son and daughter were teenagers when I started having incest sex with them. My nephew was a teen boy, only a few years younger than my son, when I seduced him. My boyfriend’s son was even younger than my nephew. I get older, but the boys I am attracted to get younger. Now, my daughter is pregnant again and I am hoping for a boy. I would love to have another boy in the house. One I can groom from the start to be a good a grandma fucker. I have never had that pleasure. Have you had a young girl you groomed for family fun from the get go? If so, I would love to hear more.

After trick or treating, we came home and had some fun. I licked my granddaughter’s little honey pot until she was squirming for more. She appears to love her cunnie licked. We all took turns on that puffy little mound licking and nibbling on it. And to think I might have a grandson arriving soon too. I would be able to teach big sister how to take care of her baby brother. All the dirty thoughts in my head will inspire years of family fucking to come. In the meantime, I still have a little granddaughter who is shaping up well to be a family toy.

Sexy Grandmas Celebrate National Cat Day with Some Pussy Licking Games

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas celebrate Halloween and National Cat Day. As my teenage grandson calls it, National Pussy Day. It is a running joke in the house. My littlest angels belong to my youngest daughter. They live with me because my daughter is finishing up her last year of veterinary school. We decided that we should adopt a pussy for National Cat Day. I took my daughter and her angels to the local cat café, and we came home with a furry best friend. My middle grandson, who is the one who calls it pussy day, came over to meet the furry bundle of love we adopted, but he was more interested in our kitties. I love my grandsons equally, but this middle boy is a great kitty eater. He is very oral. He loves to lick pussy. It is Halloween time too, so we had lots of candy in the house.

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas like me appreciate a cunt licker of any age. If my grandson wanted to eat our bald kitty cats, we were going to let him. To sweeten our pussies a bit, I put candy in all our cunts. I put a different type of cany in each pussy. I had a Hershey’s Kiss in my bald kitty. The two young grand girls had Smarties and Skittles in their kitties. And my daughter had a Twizzler up her bald kitty. My grandson had to guess what candy he was eating out and whose kitty he was eating. We blindfolded him. It is one of our Halloween games we like to play. Plus, since it was National Cat Day too, it made sense to celebrate with some kitty licking, right?

sexy grandmasOur newly adopted bundle of joy was walking around the house as my grandson ate all our bald wet kitties and decided who was who, and what kind of candy he was licking out. He is such a good cunt licker that he knew whose pussy was whose. He also guessed what candy was inside each warm, wet kitty too. I trained him how to eat my pussy when he was a little squirt by playing this same game. I gave him a love for pussy and candy. Sexy grandmas like me would be smart to teach their little ones how to eat pussy the same way. It was a wonderful and kinky way to celebrate Halloween, National Cat Day and our family love.