Category: Grandma phone sex

Sexy Gilf is What Young Men Want for Christmas

sexy gilfDid you ask Santa for a sexy GILF this year? My oldest grandson did. And so did his old school buddies. My grandson is home from college for a month. He is already working this old pussy out too. In a good way though. I adore his young, hard cock. I try to get all my mature lady friends to fuck college boys or even teenage boys still in high school. Young boys have stiff cocks. Men our age need a Viagra and a few hours for that. There is a reason why sexy cougars are so popular with young men. We are matched sexually. Our libidos are in sync. Last night, my grandson invited two of his best friends from high school over. I was happy to see them, but not as happy as they were to see this sexy granny. I fired up the hot tub, rolled some joints, and made us some Moscow mules. The boys are not legal to drink yet, but they were not going anywhere, so why not have some fun? Nothing wrong with fucking and drinking, right? I do not need alcohol or weed to fuck younger men. I have long enjoyed family cock, which gave me an appreciation for those young hard dicks. I had my grandson, and his two buddies sit on the edge of the hot tub so I could blow them. I positioned myself so my pussy was backed up against one of the jets massaging my cunt while I took turns blowing young cocks. I wanted to get their first cums out of the way, so they would last long enough to fuck me. You must edge those younger boys to make sure they have the stamina to satisfy sexy grandmas like me. I was a three-hole grandma last night. I have a full month of all sorts of sexual antics, and I cannot wait.

Grandma Phone Sex is The Best Job a Sexy Grandma Could Have

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex is the best. Honestly, when a friend told me I should be a phone sex operator, I laughed. I thought she was joking. I was in my early 50s then. I was a mom and a grandma. My friend had no idea about my dirty lifestyle. Back then I had 6 offspring, 4 were married with jobs. I had my youngest daughter still in high school. My youngest son was in college. I had three grand angels. A decade later, I have 7 grand angels. I needed a job. I was divorced from husband number two, and I was only getting support on my youngest daughter and that was going to end within the year. I had not worked in almost 30 years. I went to college in the 70s, but my skills were out of date, and I had never really used my degree. I did not want to do retail and be on my feet all day, so I entertained my friend’s idea. A decade later, and I am still doing incest phone sex for a living. And loving it. I had no idea how many other people either have real incest experience or fantasize about it. It is a lot more than I ever imagined. You are not alone in your wicked thoughts or experiences. This job has become not only cathartic, but enjoyable. I have fellow granny friends who are either barely surviving on social security or hurting their old bodies by working at Walmart or similar places. I sometimes feel guilty. I make great money to play with my pussy from the comfort of my home. I tried to tell one friend to do this, and she laughed at me. I guess I did too when my friend told me about phone sex. I thought guys wanted to talk to young girls with giggly voices and perky tits. Turns out there are plenty of men who love a sexy granny with big sagging boobs. So, thank you my fellow perverts for making this the best job a woman my age could ever have.

Mommy Phone Sex Sluts Can Cure the Winter Blues

mommy phone sexI get mostly granny calls, but my start in the adult world was as a mommy phone sex slut. When I began my career in the adult world of phone sex, I had 3 sons, and 3 daughters, and only two young grandsons. Now, I have 7 grand angels. I have never forgotten my early years with my offspring. We struggled back then, especially with my first four. I had no job. I tried to do babysitting and pet sitting to support us. I was getting support from my ex-husband, but he rarely paid on time or the full amount. I thought my financial troubles were over when I got remarried, but I had a son and a daughter and in less than 5 years, marriage number two was over. I had 4 in high school or college and two little ones in diapers. At a friend’s suggestion, I applied to do phone sex and landed my first real job on an incest phone sex site. Things started looking up for me.  Now, I have a job I love still. I have 6 offspring who all have good careers and I have 7 grand angels. But even with all my grand angels, I never forgot those early years with my sons and daughters. My two oldest boys were there for me with stiff cocks to help me through my dating and financial woes. I was stressed a lot back then but fucking my sons and playing with my daughters always made me feel better. It still does. My youngest son is visiting through the holidays. He decided to come up early and work from home so he could spend time with his family, especially his sexy mommy. His cock has not left my pussy much in the two days he has been her. As of this weekend, he will need to share me with his nephew. But I love to be shared, especially when it is a son and a grandson. Feel blue over the holidays? Stressed about the economy? Dreading seeing the in-laws? Let mommy make it all better for you.

Ageplay Phone Sex Fantasies Let Us Explore Our Kinky Thoughts

ageplay phone sexI love ageplay phone sex calls. I have a perverted life, but my mind is a much more perverted world. I know that I do live a perverted life, at least a more perverted life than most individuals do, but that does not mean I do not have some extreme age play fantasies. A common fantasy among my callers is pimping out my little grand angels or trading their fuck holes for something I need like a roof over my head. I am a dirty granny, so it seems fitting that I would do something like that. This age play fantasy last night involved my youngest grandson. Instead of owning my home like I do, I was renting, and like many Americans, had fallen behind on the rent. This sexy granny made a trade with her landlord. Not for one of my cute little grand girls though. I made a trade for my youngest grandson. I played the more reluctant role, however. I did not want to give up my grandson’s virgin ass, but I had no choice really. I could not be homeless with 7 grand angels, especially during winter.

So, I reluctantly caved. I traded my grandson’s young virgin ass for a place to stay. As I watched my landlord fuck my grandson’s puckered asshole, I realized it was kind of hot watching that. Like really hot to see my youngest grandson’s butt hole get gaped and used. But it was not just me who enjoyed it. My grandson, once he got used to the thrusting in and out of his tight hole, started to moan. He popped a little chubby. I felt less badly about letting my landlord explore his rape phone sex fantasies with my grandson when I saw his little hairless dickie stiff as a board.

It was a hot role play. Maybe not something I have really done, but sometimes your dirty minds inspire me. Who knows, maybe I will pimp my baby boy out.

Sexy Grandmas Love to Masturbate in Front of Their Families

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. I was playing with my pussy, using my Christmas gift to myself, which is a nice new toy. I was lost in the sensation of playing with my pussy when I realized my son and daughter had stopped by for brunch. They brought my granddaughter and my new grandson to eat brunch with us. My granddaughter ran up to grab my dildo that was in my pussy and said to me, “Let me help you grandma.” She started pushing it deeper inside my pussy. She worked it in and out of my pussy for several minutes and made me cum hard. I told her she was such a good girl. She is growing like a weed. She has been seeing me fuck her mommy and daddy. She has gotten used to seeing us naked. She loves to help. She licks pussy and sucks cock. She is still developing her cock sucking skills. My son has a decent sized cock, and she is still tiny. She will get better with time. And with the help of her sexy granny.  Once I came on my sweet grand angel, I took my ass into the kitchen and started making brunch. We all ate except for my grandson that just joined this kinky family. He ate from my daughter’s lactating titty. My son wanted some mommy milk too. He loves sucking from her lactating tits. I will admit, I do too. I love her milk filled boobs. After my grandson had his breakfast, my son and I took turns playing with my daughter’s milk filled boobies. Her milk is so yummy. My daughter put our newest angel down for a nap, and the rest of played. We played with my daughter’s big lactating tits. We licked her pussy and ass too. She still cannot fuck because she has stitches from birthing my grandson last week. But she enjoyed us eating her pussy and ass. We were gentle on her, but my son fucked the shit out me. My granddaughter watched it all with a big smile too.

Kinky Phone Sex Roleplays Make Me Masturbate

kinky phone sexI love kinky phone sex role plays. In my personal incest life, I am very loving, sensual and nurturing. They are my family. I do not want to hurt them, but that does not mean I do not have dark fantasies. One of the reasons I have this job is for the creative outlet it provides me. I am sure you can relate. I have men every day telling me they would never act on their extreme age play fantasies or even their darker violent ones. I am a dominant woman, but not the BDSM kind. Just more like in charge and no one’s bitch. But I think my callers influence my fantasies and have me thinking all kinds of dirty thoughts about my grand angels.  Incest sex role plays can go dark with me on the phone and those often lead me to masturbating after the call has ended thinking about the naughty family role play we did. Case in point. Last night a guy had the fantasy that I was a down on her luck grandma raising 6 little grand angels on my own because my two daughters were incarcerated. Unlike the loving grandma I really am, I was more of the grandma who resented the brats being in my house, so I decided they would have to pay their way if under my roof. The way I did that was to pimp them out to guys passing through town. I would pack them up at night in the minivan and go to the truck stop so I could make men an offer they could not refuse. Men would pay to fuck my little schoolgirls and boys in the back of my minivan. I decked it out with string lights and a mattress. A sort of traveling no tell motel for men with rape phone sex fantasies. This was a hot role play for me. It got me thinking about what if I did it. What do you think?

Sexy granny loves Incest phone sex to get off

The nasty grammy got on Incest phone sex because my cunt was hot and wet, I needed some fun. I met a nasty freak like me who loves fucking and pounding a tight hole open. He got so hard he begged me to come over that he would do anything. I told him it takes many roses to be able to come and he agreed. When he got to my place, I was already playing with this Sexy granny cunt. I used my favorite big dildo and when I answered the door, I left it inside me. He saw and we hurried to my room. He pulled his cock out and I sucked it like a good granny whore would. He bent me over and shoved my dildo deeper. I got louder and louder and I saw the door creep open. I looked over and it was my youngest grandslut. I called her over and told her to sit down as he kept fucking my cunt.

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He pulled his cock out and I decided to use her little mouth. He didn’t know but when I grabbed her mouth and guided his cock right in there was nothing he could do. My grandslut is a quick little one and has been used to Incest sex and me making her suck on her daddies cock. He fucked me with the dildo harder and harder and i squirted all over it. That is when I used her mouth harder on his cock and he started blasting his load. She couldn’t pull away, I made sure she swallowed every load. He thanked me over and over and gave me more than what I asked for.

Sexy Grandma Pics of Me are on My Grandsons’ Phones Hiding in Plain Sight

sexy grandma picsMy oldest grandson is the one who started taking sexy grandma pics of me. His younger brother, however, has been following in his footsteps. He snapped this pic of me in the kitchen over the Thanksgiving break. I was slaving away making pies and sides for our Thanksgiving meal. I was in my nightgown. He was like, “Grandma, you look so pretty this morning.” And he started taking pictures of me. I used to be uncomfortable in front of the camera. I was always worried someone would find those pictures. My grandsons, most of my grand angels, are very skilled at hiding files in plain site on their phones. They know how to hide porn and they know how to make sure their dirty pics of their sexy granny do not get uploaded to the Cloud too. I did not grow up with camera phones or the Internet. Young ones today have it made. My generation only got to see naked ladies if someone’s dad had a dirty magazine. I was an adult when video machines brought porn into the home. My grand angels have porn on their phones. They also have a horny amateur porn star in the house. I have never done porn. But I have made a few home blue movies with my offspring, and I have been a sexy nude model for my horny grandsons. This is a kinky, incest family. I also have a stack of instant camera photos that could get me arrested if they were ever discovered. I keep them in a shoe box under my bed for safe keeping. I miss Polaroid cameras. Well, the old school kind. The newer versions are digital. The old bulky kind you had a picture in your hands in 5 minutes with no digital footprint. It was much easier to be a P parent before I became a P parent and a P grandma. Still, I have all sorts of dirty pictures I can look at and masturbate too. And my grandsons have a ton of dirty pictures of their incest sex loving grandma on their phones, that they can jack off too. I prefer my way, but my grand boys loving having sexy pictures of me for those times we cannot be together to fuck.

Family Fucking Season is Here with Lots of Kinky Traditions

family fuckingFamily fucking season is here. And I cannot wait. I am planning a big Christmas this year. I have been shopping since Monday. Last night, we put up the tree. Everyone came over, except for my youngest son who lives in another state and my oldest grandson who is in college. He will be back home for a month in a little over a week. But it was mostly a family affair last night. The little ones decorate the tree each year. The teens help their littler family members. The tree is never symmetrical. Bulbs, tinsel and lights are sort of skewed everywhere, but it is not the look of the tree that matters. What matters is the quality family time spent decorating the tree. And the incest sex that comes after! No one could spend the night because of work and school the next day, but we did have a family orgy. We have a couple traditions on what we call light up night. I buy candy canes and Hershey’s Kisses. Do you know where this is going? If you do, you are my kind of P man! I put candy canes inside little bald cunnies. Gently, of course. They are not the thick kind. I slide them in and out to coat the canes with cunnie juice, then the canes go into our hot coco to sweeten it a bit. The Hershey’s kisses go inside my pussy for the boys and the girls to lick out. My daughters and sons enjoy licking it out of their mommy too. It is just a kinky tradition that started ions ago and stuck. We are a loving family. No one is forced. Everyone loves to participate. There will be lots of kinky fun things we do as a family up until Christmas Day. This sexy granny loves the holidays. What are your kinky family traditions? Do not have any? No worries. I bet I can help you create some this year.

Sexy Mommy Christmas is Here, So Let the Family Fun Begin

sexy mommyIt feels like a sexy mommy Christmas. Yesterday, we made it a family affair to decorate the Christmas tree. Normally, I wait until at least December to put up the tree, but it is almost the first of the month. My daughter is very pregnant. We do not know when she will go into labor to bring my first grandson into this world. So, we make the best of the time we have. We put the tree up as a family. Even my granddaughter helped us out. She looked so cute putting lights and balls on the tree. I was getting horny. This is a family tradition for us. Their father has not been in their lives since our divorce. We are very close, as I am sure you know. Since my daughter is a horny pregnant slut, we took turns worshiping her pussy. I licked her first, then my son licked and finger fucked her until she was squirting all over me and her daughter. My daughter is an anal whore. She loves her ass played with often. All my son had to do was finger bang her asshole and her pregnant cunt juices started spraying all over us. My granddaughter just stuck her tongue out and in her cute little girl voice said, “Make it rain, mommy.” My girl did make it rain all over us. Fucking hot as hell too. Hot and sticky preggo juices doused her mommy and daughter. My son started fucking his sister’s ass while my granddaughter and I each played with one of her boobs. My daughter has big lactating tits, so that warm mother’s milk was leaking into our mouths the harder we sucked on them.  When my son nutted in her ass, I was the first one to lick the cum out of her well-fucked asshole. I then snowballed some of Daddy’s DNA with my granddaughter. She has made our holiday fun so much hotter.