Category: Grandma phone sex

GILF Phone Sex Because I am a Sexy Grandma You’d Love to Fuck

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex anyone? I love being a grandma you would love to fuck. My oldest son and I embarked on a road trip this weekend. We came up a day early before the concert so we could have some time to act like two horny teenagers. I am in my 60s and he is in his 40s. I do not look like I am as old as I am. I can thank my Nordic heritage for that. I am lucky because all the family fun I have had over the decades has contributed to me looking younger. Sex is great for the soul and the body. Last night, we went to this arcade bar. Super cool place. A hipster bar. I was the oldest thing in the bar. I was older than the arcade games because they were from the 80s, LOL. It was crowded. I was drinking fruity cocktails that went down way too smoothly. I suck at all video games expect for Ms. Pac-Man and Frogger. My son is more the arcade generation than me, but we had fun. All the guys in the bar were flocking around the sexy gilf with the big tits. Some of them played against me. Some bought me drinks. They all thought I was just a cougar hanging out with a boy toy. They wanted to be my boy toy. If we had been back home, I would have brought them back home to fuck. I love it when 20 and 30 something old men hit on me. But this weekend is about my oldest boy and me. The attention I got from those bar studs plus the fruity drinks put me in a great mood. It made me hornier than normal. My son finger fucked my cunt as he drove us back to our hotel room. I was sloppy wet. At my age, I do not have any problems getting wet. I am way past menopause too. I think I will be fucking in my 80s. We got back to the hotel room and had some hot mommy sex. It has been forever since my first-born and I had quality time together. We still have another night together before we head back to reality. No matter how busy our lives may get, we will always make time for each other.

Sexy Grandma Pics are Hot to See, Hotter to Make

sexy grandma picsDo you like looking at sexy grandma pics? I sure do love posing for them. My oldest grandson has been my primary photographer for years now. He loves talking pictures for his spank bank. That is how it started. Then he showed a few friends my pictures, and they wanted some too. Next thing he knew, he was selling my naked pictures to his friends. That led to him posing as me and selling them online to outfits that like mature naked women. I was mad at first, but then I calmed down. I mean I am naked already on my phone sex site. Most of the blog pictures I use, he took. When he visited this weekend, he took a bunch more naked pictures of his sexy granny. He took pictures of us fucking. He even took tried to take pictures of me engaged in sex acts that could get me arrested. I shut that shit down quickly though. Cell phone pictures and videos get uploaded to the cloud. It is how folks get busted doing illegal things. I explained that the person taking the pictures or videos would be in as much trouble as the person in the pictures. Modern technology is not a friend to P folks like me. I miss the days of Polaroid cameras and camcorders. I still have shoe boxes full of dirty Polaroid pictures. I pull them out and masturbate to them often. I have pictures of me blowing my oldest grandson when he was barley knee high. I showed him the pictures and explained this is what he needs. A shoe box of dirty incest sex pictures. I have dirty pictures going back decades. I always think my grand angels are schooling me because they have been raised in a technology driven world, but sometimes going old school is the best. My way keeps folks out of trouble while still allowing them to have dirty family fun.

Sexy Granny Samantha Trains Little Mouths to Lick and Suck

sexy grannyThis sexy granny is still reeling in the Halloween fun. My littlest angels got all sorts of candy from their night of trick or treating. I love to use candy to train the little ones to eat my pussy. I have been doing it for ions now. Candy in my cunt is a great motivator to get little tongues wagging. I have given my angels a sweet tooth, but it is so worth it to get my old pussy worshiped.  My youngest daughter lives with me, and so do her two angels. One is too young to even eat candy, let alone pussy. She is still eating from the breasts, but her other daughter is the perfect age to learn how to eat my pussy with some of my kinky phone sex tricks. This works for training little girls to suck your cock too. It is just so easy to put a piece of candy inside a hot pussy to tempt little mouths to probe your genitals. My oldest son was with us for trick or treating. He rarely comes over with his work schedule for such things, but he was jonesing for some fun. His son and daughter are too old to trick or treat anymore, and he just wanted to eyeball some little ones in costumes. We had sort of a joint training session with my second youngest granddaughter. I put Hershey’s mini chocolate bars in my cunt, and we melted some chocolate to cover my son’s throbbing cock. This little angel went to work on us both making us both super turned on. She made us both cum so hard and she had no clue she was doing it. She has sucked cock before, but not like this. She took my son’s cock almost all the way down her throat to clean off the chocolate. He is not small either. It was a sweet and sticky family fucking session that left us all feeling great.

Sexy Granny Trick or Treating Leads to Kinky Family Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went trick or treating last night. It was my granddaughter’s first Halloween walking and talking. We walked her around the neighborhood in her cute little Glenda the Good Witch costume. I it was nice to see all the other cutie pies out too. I was eyeballing all the local talent in the neighborhood. As we canvassed the neighborhood for candy, I kept wondering in my fellow P men were out and about doing the same thing. I was checking out the cute witches and goblins. I have only been with a few super young boys, but it gave me a taste which led to a yearning for more. I am a P granny. My son and daughter were teenagers when I started having incest sex with them. My nephew was a teen boy, only a few years younger than my son, when I seduced him. My boyfriend’s son was even younger than my nephew. I get older, but the boys I am attracted to get younger. Now, my daughter is pregnant again and I am hoping for a boy. I would love to have another boy in the house. One I can groom from the start to be a good a grandma fucker. I have never had that pleasure. Have you had a young girl you groomed for family fun from the get go? If so, I would love to hear more.

After trick or treating, we came home and had some fun. I licked my granddaughter’s little honey pot until she was squirming for more. She appears to love her cunnie licked. We all took turns on that puffy little mound licking and nibbling on it. And to think I might have a grandson arriving soon too. I would be able to teach big sister how to take care of her baby brother. All the dirty thoughts in my head will inspire years of family fucking to come. In the meantime, I still have a little granddaughter who is shaping up well to be a family toy.

Sexy Grandmas Celebrate National Cat Day with Some Pussy Licking Games

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas celebrate Halloween and National Cat Day. As my teenage grandson calls it, National Pussy Day. It is a running joke in the house. My littlest angels belong to my youngest daughter. They live with me because my daughter is finishing up her last year of veterinary school. We decided that we should adopt a pussy for National Cat Day. I took my daughter and her angels to the local cat café, and we came home with a furry best friend. My middle grandson, who is the one who calls it pussy day, came over to meet the furry bundle of love we adopted, but he was more interested in our kitties. I love my grandsons equally, but this middle boy is a great kitty eater. He is very oral. He loves to lick pussy. It is Halloween time too, so we had lots of candy in the house.

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas like me appreciate a cunt licker of any age. If my grandson wanted to eat our bald kitty cats, we were going to let him. To sweeten our pussies a bit, I put candy in all our cunts. I put a different type of cany in each pussy. I had a Hershey’s Kiss in my bald kitty. The two young grand girls had Smarties and Skittles in their kitties. And my daughter had a Twizzler up her bald kitty. My grandson had to guess what candy he was eating out and whose kitty he was eating. We blindfolded him. It is one of our Halloween games we like to play. Plus, since it was National Cat Day too, it made sense to celebrate with some kitty licking, right?

sexy grandmasOur newly adopted bundle of joy was walking around the house as my grandson ate all our bald wet kitties and decided who was who, and what kind of candy he was licking out. He is such a good cunt licker that he knew whose pussy was whose. He also guessed what candy was inside each warm, wet kitty too. I trained him how to eat my pussy when he was a little squirt by playing this same game. I gave him a love for pussy and candy. Sexy grandmas like me would be smart to teach their little ones how to eat pussy the same way. It was a wonderful and kinky way to celebrate Halloween, National Cat Day and our family love.

Family Fucking Orgies Are How We Celebrate Birthdays

family fucking Family fucking is a tradition in my family for birthdays. One of my granddaughters had a birthday this past weekend. She is the middle of my four granddaughters age wise. This was a big birthday for her. A special one that needed a proper celebration. Of course, she had a normal girl birthday at first. She was spoiled with presents. We played games and had cake. We even took her to a trampoline park. But when we were home after a day of celebrating her special birthday, we showed her how much we love her. Everyone gets together to celebrate birthdays. All my sons and daughters, and their sons and daughters and spouses are at my place. I have a huge farm that is remote. Much easier to have incest sex parties at the farm. The birthday girl got her pussy worshiped. Each member of the family licked her little bald slit. We even decorated her pussy with cake frosting and whipped cream. Not that a young cunnie can taste any better. We just like food play sometimes. It is how I trained each of my grand angels to eat my pussy. I have a long history of putting little pieces of candy in my cunt to get little mouths to eat me out. Our birthday girl got to be hedonistic for a while and just lay there while her family licked her into a bunch of piss orgasms. She did enjoy being the belle of the ball, but she could not lay there forever without sucking some cock and eating some pussy too. She is a natural cock sucker. She will struggle with big cocks, but no one in our family is super hung, so that makes it easier on her tiny mouth. She loves the taste of cum too. She blew her daddy, her two uncles and her older cousins too. But she saved the best for last when she ate my sexy granny pussy. It was another epic birthday celebration for the books. Maybe you would want to spend your birthday with us too?

Kinky Phone Sex is My Life and I Have Lots of Incest Tales

kinky phone sexI am all about kinky phone sex. My life is one big kinky story. I seduced my older brother when I was a young teen girl. I seduced my uncle too. When I became a mommy, I seduced my sons and daughters too. Now, I am a dirty granny. I love my incest life, but I get older and hornier. My youngest daughter lives with me. Her two young girls too. They are my youngest granddaughters. One is not even walking or talking yet, but her oldest girl is a schoolgirl now. She has been raised in incest. She sees me fucking her mom, playing with her cousins and even fucking her uncles. We were a bit worried when she started school this year that she might say something that would get us in trouble. We have normalized incest sex for her, so there is always the risk that she might think all families are like ours. I wish. I bet you wish too.

I had a conversation with her over the weekend about what she can and cannot say to her friends and teachers. She is wiser than I thought. When I explained that our kinky family love is not the standard for all families, she just looked at me, rolled her eyes and said, “Duh.” She is a sassy one too. We laughed. My daughter and I worried for nothing. I have gotten this far without any trouble, but you just never know, right? My granddaughter left the room for a few, but when she came back, she was naked and rubbing her little bald kitty. She told me she wanted to play with my kitty machine. That is what she calls my big sex machine. That would destroy her tiny holes. I mean it goes warp speed and the dildo part of it is over 10 inches. She was curious and horny. As her sexy granny, I helped her out. But I rode the sex kitty while licking and rubbing her bald cunnie until she had a little piss orgasm. She will need to wait a few years before she can handle my sexy kitty. It would destroy her tiny pink holes, and we like them nice and tight for home use. I bet you can agree.

Sexy Grandma Pics to Stroke Your Dick To

sexy grandma picsDo you look at sexy grandma pics? Most men do. They just do not always realize they are looking at a grandma. I am in my 60s. Most folks think I am in my 40s. They think I am a MILF; they never think I am a GILF. The secret to looking young? It is a recipe with many ingredients. One is just biology. I am 1st generation Hungarian. My parents were immigrants, but my brother and I were born in the USA. I come from a long line of Nordic women, and Nordic women age well. Mixed in with that is the fact that I am a natural blonde. I have a blonde cunt, which means the hair is fine and light. Cannot see my grey on my pussy or my head. Well, I keep a shaved cunt, which I think helps to look youthful too. I have treated my body well over the years too. Rarely drink. Do not tan my fair skin. I eat clean and the only drug I do is pot. I am a weed smoking sexy granny. I also get a lot of vigorous workouts in the form of fucking. A healthy sex life is good for aging gracefully. The older I get, the younger my lovers get. I never mind, and they do not mind fucking an older woman either. Most of my lovers are family lovers. My sons, and my grandsons. My brother when I get to see him too. But I fuck a lot of teenage boys. Between a grandson in high school, and one in college, I get plenty of those teenage cocks vying to fuck this old broad. And they are the real secret to me looking good for my age. Boy cum is my fountain of youth. Incest sex is too. If my lovers stay young, I think I will stay looking young too.

Sexy Granny and Mommy Loves Date Nights with her Family

sexy grannySexy granny and mommy Samantha had a wild weekend. I had back-to-back concerts with my family. Saturday night was with my girls, and last night was about my boys. Different styles of music. I will listen to anything for the most part because I just love live music and hanging with my family.  My boys and stumbled home last night. Only one at my house was my daughter and her two girls, my youngest granddaughters. My oldest grandson and my three sons were with me. They were horny. The night before when I came home from a night with my girls, we all pretty much wanted to crash. We were tied. My boys, however, were horny. They wanted to fuck their sexy mommy. I found my second wind when my sons pulled out their hard cocks. Even my grandson was ready to fuck. Of course, he was. He is 19, LOL. My sons are in their 30s and 40s. They were energized by mommy’s big knockers. Everyone in my family is obsessed with my tits. I mean they are 44 EEEs. You might even be a bit obsessed just looking at them. My boys took turns titty fucking me. Each boy left a glob of cum on my boobs. After each boy had shot a load, my daughter’s oldest girl woke up and wanted to see what was going on. She is a little cum whore. It is easier to do. You tell her cum is better than milk. You tell her cum will make you more beautiful. And you put cum on your tits while breastfeeding. Anyway, my little angel ran towards me and hopped on the bed with me. She saw the cum on my tits and licked it off. That made the boys horny again. They lead to more mommy sex and more cum for my little angel.

Sexy Granny Sammie Loves October: Haunted Houses, Scary Films & Teenage Dick

sexy grannySexy granny Sammie is my nick name among my grandsons’ friends. They love that I am a sexy woman with big tits and a liberal attitude about sex and age. If a boy wants to fuck me, he is willing in my eyes, so I do not care about his age. I told my middle grand boy to invite some friends over the other night. I took them all to a haunted house here in town then we came back to watch some scary movies. I mean it is October, right? Haunted houses, scary films, pumpkin spice, and fucking teenage boys is what this month means to me. We paused this scary film. I think it was some new installment of the Jeepers Creepers movies. The boys were loving it, but not as much as they were loving the big tits on this sexy GILF. I may have pulled them out to cock tease the boys and to see if I was more fascinating that the Jeepers Creeper character, LOL. I know I have a hotter body and bigger tits than that freaky creature, LOL. As soon as my big knockers made an appearance, those horny teen boys could have cared less about what was on the TV. They started grabbing my big boobs, so I grabbed their young cocks. The next thing I knew I was the star of a granny gang bang. I had some rug burns the next morning. Battle scars and I am proud of them. How many grandmas can still get laid? I will get fucked till the day I die. I get older, my playmates get younger, and I would not have it any other way. My grandson told me the next day that his friends think I am the hottest woman ever. I never get tired of hearing that. I made sure that my grandson knew that his friends were welcome here any time. Sexy grandmas like me can never get enough teenage cock.