Category: Grandma phone sex

GILF Phone Sex: Granny Wants to Play

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex means you get to bust a nut with a smoking hot grandma. Don’t knock it until you have tried it. Do I look like a typical granny? I’m in my 50s now, but I fuck more as a granny than I ever did as a MILF. Those little boys and some little girls love my big fat tits. I picked up my granddaughter at school yesterday. She had a little friend with her. She asked me if he could hang out with us until his parents got home because he lost his house keys. You know I didn’t say no. In fact, my granddaughter knew I would not say no to that either. She knows me so well. He was like a trick or treat present for me. When we were back at the house, I made them a snack and supervised their homework. Once that was done we could play!

We sat on the couch watching a movie. Our little house guest nestled between me and my granddaughter. I unzipped his pants, pulled out his little hairless dicky and started to stroke. My granddaughter giggled, then said, “I told you she wouldn’t take long to touch your dick.” Apparently, they concocted the lost keys stories so I would be okay  with him being over. Please. Like this sexy granny ever says no to a young one hanging out with us. When I realized this had been planned, I got off the couch, knelt in front of him and blew his little cock and balls. He blew his nut sauce in 30 seconds or less. Well, it was his first blowjob. Bet you didn’t last much longer, did you? He wanted to fuck me, but his cock was so tiny no way would I feel it nor would it stay in. I let him fuck my ass while I licked my granddaughter’s bald slit. He lasted a few minutes longer that time. I had my little angel girl suck his boy batter out of my asshole. I told her she should invite more school friends over.

Come play with grandma!

gilf phone sexOh baby boy, don’t be shy come on over here and play with Grandma! I know, I know, your dick is hard and you are so embarrassed but there really is no need to be! It’s not like I haven’t seen a hard dick before! Trust me, I can make you feel oh so good… and it is going to be way better than just you sitting there all alone jerking it! Let Grandma put it in my mouth, that’s right, I am going to suck that dick and make it even harder! Doesn’t that feel good baby? Touch my pussy baby and see just how much Grandma loves sucking your rock hard cock! I want to swallow every little drop of your cum baby, trust me you have never had it this good before!

Sexy Granny Samamtha Loves Camel Toed Girls

sexy grannySexy granny loves play time with the little ones. I talk about my grandsons a lot because they are the horniest and the oldest. But, I love a bald little slit too. A pink puffy pussy mound is a work of art, especially in a pair of cotton panties. My middle granddaughter gets camel toe all the time. Her pussy is so puffy that it eats her panties. She came home from school, sat on the couch to watch TV and I couldn’t help but see her cute little camel toe in those white cotton panties. I crawled between her legs, pulled her school girl skirt up and just buried my face between her little thighs. My nose pressed on her little clitty made her giggle. I inhaled the smell of her sweet cunnie before I licked her bald honey pot through her cotton panties. Her puffy pussy was breathing in the panties. They were becoming wet with her girl goo. I slowly peeled back her panties so my tongue could better probe her juicy slit. With my nose on her clit and my tongue up her cunnie she purred like a kitty. I had her sweet nectar all over my face. Jealous? Don’t worry. I will share her little bald beaver with you.

How This Incest Phone Sex Whore Spent Columbus Day

incest phone sexIncest phone sex sluts love holidays. Today was Columbus Day which meant my offspring needed a babysitter for my grand angels since school was not in session. Even my little grand angels know Columbus didn’t discover America, but they were happy to have the day off because that meant play time with their naughty granny.  I dressed up as an Indian princess and had them pretend to be little explorers. They weren’t looking for land, however! They explored their granny’s fuck holes.  Oh, and their sisters’ / cousins’ fuck holes too. Instead of American Flags, they used their cocks as poles to declare territory. I know it sounds silly, but it’s just fun family fucking games we play from time to time. Educational and fun always wins in my household. My ass had a territory war, however. Each grandson wanted to declare my ass his. I love a little competition. I encouraged my grandsons to  have a land dispute with my granddaughters.  They have, um how should I put it, tighter and much flatter land than me. I’m such a P granny. I really love watching my grand angels fuck each other too. Some of my grand daughters are so young that a man dick might ruin their pink fuck holes, but the little willies of my young grandsons barely touch their hymens, well of the girls that still have intact ones that is of course. I really could give a rat’s ass about Christopher Columbus. Today was all about enjoying some quality fucking with my little army of sex slaves. I mean what good are grand babies if you can’t play with them, right? How about this. Next holiday, you skip work if you have to work and play with us? I think some of my little virgin grand girls are ready for much bigger dick.

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Cougar Phone Sex

cougar phone sexI’m such a cougar phone sex slut! My grandson had some friends over today as it was a school day. I acted as sort of a babysitter for some of his little school buddies. It was really hard to resist those young boys. I tried to be a good babysitter. I know not every granny is a P granny, so likely those boys have never felt the warm wet pink inside of their granny’s pussy. That’s just a shame in my opinion. Did you get to enjoy your granny’s pussy? I decided that I would test the waters. I don’t want to end up in prison. No one looks good in a jumpsuit! So, I decided to flash them my sexy GILF puss. They were on the couch playing video games and I was in the dining room, but they had clear view of my beaver.  I pulled up my dress, spread my pussy lips and waited until I heard the gasps. My grandson was like, “Grandma, put your pussy away, we have company.” In that moment I got scared. Had I gone too far? Then his little friends stormed into the dining room for a closer look and I knew I had done the right thing. These boys were excited to see a real pussy up close and personal. I sat on the edge of the dining room table, spread my legs wide and gave them a little anatomy lesson. I also told them that a woman’s pussy tastes like cotton candy. That was the smartest thing I have ever said because those little boys dived between my legs like my pussy was buried treasure. My grandson gave me that look that let me know I was shameless. I am; I know it. When it comes to young meat, I am a greedy old cougar.

This sexy granny loves to play!

sexy grannyPeople are always surprised to see that I am no frail old woman, I am a sexy granny and proud of it! Why shouldn’t I be? Men half my age hit on me all the time… and boys my grandson’s age hit on this sexy granny too! They can tell that I am an old whore, the kind of woman that will teach you everything you need to know about fucking, the kind of woman that will do any filthy thing you can think of just to make you smile. I love sex I always have and I don’t see any reason to quit doing it now, just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there’s not fire in the fireplace! This pussy is still juicy and tight and ready for all the young cocks I can get! This sexy granny right here is no where near done fucking yet, I’ve got way too much whore in me for that!

Incest Phone Sex Granny

incest phone sexMost of you all know I am an incest phone sex granny; however, not everyone in my non phone sex life knows I lust for those little ones. I can add my landlord to the list of folks who now know I molest my wee grand angels. We have had one hell of a hot summer, and it has not cooled off yet even in September. The air conditioner broke, so I called him. He usually texts me when he is on his way over, so I thought I had some time to play with one of my granddaughters. I was lost in the warm wet gooiness of her sweet honey pot, that I didn’t hear my text ring. All the fans going off made it so I never heard the knock on the door either. I heard a man say, “What the fuck is going on.” In that moment I almost pissed myself. I was busted. This could have gone very ugly for me, but I am a quick thinker. I offered him my baby girl’s little tight pink creamy honey pot. I figured if he fucked her, I had a secret on him, he had one on me and we were both safe. I assured him it was no trap. Clearly this sexy gilf was under his control. I don’t look good in orange and I certainly would never survive being Big Bertha’s bitch. My granddaughter was laying on the bed with her legs flopped to the side exposing her puffy slit. My landlord adjusted his pants then unzipped them. She screamed at first because his cock was rather big. Bigger than I would have expected. She isn’t a virgin thanks to her daddy, but she is still so tight that he drew some cherry juice. He didn’t last long. They never do. I bet you wouldn’t last long either in a young bald pussy.  His man seed was cherry tinged and oozing out her bald puss. While he fixed the AC, I cleaned her up and kept myself out of jail. Could you be bought off so easily?

Some men will do anything to get mature sexy women!

mature sexy womenSome men love mature sexy women so much that they will do anything to get them… sometimes even trying to take them by force! Last night two big black men just walked into my house like they owned the place, they said that they had been looking for mature sexy women to force to suck their big black cocks and since I was home alone, they picked me. I know that I should have been scared, even terrified but I wasn’t! All I could think about was the fact that they had big fat dicks for me to fill all my fuck holes with. What can I say? Some mature sexy women like me are just total whores! They were so surprised to see me just get right down on my knees to suck those dicks… shit, I was begging for it like a total whore! I let them do it all to me, they fucked my ass and my pussy and my mouth and by the time they were done fucking me, I had came like at least ten times! They said that next time they would bring their friends with them and I have to say that I can’t wait!

Incest phone sex with my nephew

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One of my favorite things is incest phone sex. And September means family reunion and seeing my nephew again.  He is an ABDL slut who was under my care for many years. Knowing that underneath that cool exterior and those designer clothes lies a big bottle sucker who loves to pee pee in his diapers. He loved to lie with his head in my incest phone sex lap as I told him bedtime stories and sang him songs. I’d reach into his training pants and slowly stroke his little winkie until he squirted cum onto my fingers and fell asleep.

I was bummed when his daddy changed jobs and they moved away.  I only got to see him a few times and I never got to be his incest phone sex mommy again.

Today, I met him again at the family reunion. All grown up, but I knew from the look in his eyes that he remembered our games. I touched his arm as I passed him, my pussy juices soaking into my panties.

Later that night, I heard the knock on my door. My nephew was there and he scooped me up and carried me to the bedroom. “I missed you so much, mommy.” He fell onto my large breasts and latched on a nipple. I rocked him back and forth, feeling his cock hardening against my thigh.

I won’t give away all of the details in this blog but we fucked like bunnies all night long. Reliving the past and having him back as my boy again makes this auntie very happy.

Grandma Phone Sex: Wanna Play with My Grand Angels?

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is not what you think. I am not some old blue hair lady who walks with a cane. If I was, I am not sure my grand angels would want to play with me. I’m not talking Chutes and Ladders either. Naked Twister is more our speed and strip Go Fish. I recently discovered that my middle granddaughter is at that age where she is getting a lot of unwanted attention from P men. Well not unwanted to me. I love the stares and boners. Yesterday, I took her to the mall. We had a “date.” We saw a movie, had dinner and shopped. A slew of men followed us around too. I know a P man when I see him. The attention wasn’t for me, even though I have a smoking body for a woman in her 50s. I explained to Lilly that she is of that age now where older men are going to like her. She has budding boobs and the beginning of hips. Very cute bubble butt. I told her they are men just like Daddy who may want to play with her too. Her eyes got really big as she blurted out, “Will they spoil me like daddy?” I informed her that they most certainly would. She picked out an admirer she liked and we made his day. Fuck, we made his decade. I got so turned on watching her work him. She cock teased the hell out of him until he gave her a wad of spending cash. She went into a family bathroom with him, emerged walking a little like she had been horseback riding all day. He had a huge smile and so did she. Just not for the same reasons. I think I literally have a little whore for a granddaughter.