Category: Grandma phone sex

It’s my favorite time of year

grandma phone sexAhhh, this just might be my favorite time of the year. A time of fresh new things, a spring cleaning kind of weather. That’s exactly what I am going to do, a spring cleaning that is going to be even better than last year! I strive for a sexier time than the last every year because grandma is going to take care of her little ones this year. Well my little ones, little ones. You see my daughter and her husband are going on a lil mini vacay with her husband so I’ll be with them for a whole week. I can see it now. Cleaning naked, going through grandma’s toys to see which ones to keep and which ones to get rid of…mhm and we’ve all got to take baths together in order to make sure the tub is nice and clean. I am all about those little bodies, touching them all over is all I need to do. But it’s the sex I am looking forward to! I am in fact going to spread those little lips apart to fuck that tight cunt and that sweet lil bottom too.

I love playing with the little ones!

grandma phone sexI didn’t want to write this blog; I much rather would have been playing with my lil grandbrats. But something this delicious needs to be shared. Something that is that smooth and tiny and sweet needs to be touched and tasted and played with. I love to play with my little ones, but they need a grandpa to join with granny and get in on the loving fun. They want to share their bodies, make me happy and get a cummy treat. They are little cum whores and will do literally anything they can to please…I guess I helped raised them right. They are at my house all the time though, it’s true. Something they’ll never forget. How I raised them all to be good obedient and submissive whores. Something I could not stop doing, ever. It’s what I did to my lil ones and now I am going it to my grandbrats. It’s so perfect, especially with your help.

Mommy Phone Sex Keeps Me Warm

mommy phone sex samMommy phone sex sluts are in this business because they love incest. Many, like me are lucky enough to know firsthand the joys of family fun. I get asked all the time if I am a real life incest mommy. The answer is yes. And, I am a real life incest granny. And a real life incest sister. And a real life incest niece. As I get older, so do my offspring, but they never age out for me. I will always have a special place in my heart and pussy for my babies. However, it does become more of a challenge to find quality alone time with my sons who have families of their own now. So, each month, one son and I have a weekend romantic getaway. I have three sons, so each year they get 4 excursions with mommy so they can have me all to themselves. My oldest son and I were set to go away this past weekend, but a blizzard and a severe cold front ruined our plans.

My son is creative, one of the many reasons I love him so much. He planned a romantic weekend for us that would keep us safe from the roads and warm from the cold. When he arrived he had me hide in the bedroom while he prepared a special surprise. We had the house to ourselves. When I came out to the living room, it looked like he converted it to a romantic cabin in the woods. Wood burning fire place; big comfy rug by the fire; candle light throughout the house; a fine bottle of wine with a cheese plate; and romantic music playing on the stereo. We were staying warm for sure.

incest phone sex samAs soon as he passionately kissed his mother, I melted into a hot puddle. I can’t contain my love and desire for him. I undressed him so I could get to his 8 inch perfect cock. No feeling cold with your son’s thick hot meat in your mouth. He loves to eat his mommy, so we moved into a 69 position in front of the fire. No one eats pussy better than a woman’s son. We enjoyed each other that way until I just had to have his cock in my pussy. It was below zero outside, but a 101 in my pussy. We fucked for hours. He has such staying power. He told me afterwards he jacked off a few times so he wouldn’t cum to quick. Well, his trick worked. He was a fucking machine. Of course, we always are when get some quality time alone.

Do you need some quality time with mommy?

Grandma’s Hypothermia Cure

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Asking a nice neighbor boy to shovel my walk seemed like a good thing. He was a big strong teen and I was a widow needing some help. I knew his parents well so I expected that they wouldn’t mind if I invited him in for cocoa afterward. You should never assume that a kindly widow isn’t a perv though when it comes to your teen.
The poor boy was red faced and soaking wet. I guess the blizzard had dumped way more snow than I realized. He looked hypothermic and it scared me. I pulled off his wet shirt, socks, and boots, running for towels to dry him, and putting the kettle on to boil. He was mumbling incoherently and I knew he needed to be heated up fast. Pulling off his damp jeans, I dropped my own clothes and crawled up on the couch with him. I pressed my large tits to his chest and began to rub his thighs. He was soo cold and I surely didn’t want to call his parents. I took his icy hands and placed them to my tits and wrapped my thighs around him. Slowly, he came around, looking confused. “You almost froze to death, sweetie. I’m trying to get you warm.” I knew it was working because I felt something poke at me under the covers. His teen penis had certainly unthawed and was heading somewhere much warmer. Hey, who was I to refuse as he slid into my furry bush? I used my popsicle boy for a human dildo as I humped his erect cock. He was nicely endowed and filled my pussy up just right. I felt his fingers slide to my nipples and grip them as his boy cock shuddered out a load inside of me. By now, my old pussy was pouring out the honey. I got up to make him some cocoa and found him awake on the couch when I got back.
“Hey, did something happen between us?” he asked, looking more confused. “What do you mean, babe?” I asked innocently. Maybe you were hallucinating. Hypothermia can make you do that. Here’s your cocoa.” I smiled to myself wondering what he would think when he smelled my pussy on his cock later. I bet he jerks off ten times when he does figure out the truth.
I handed him $100 before he left. “Ma’am, that’s way too much.” he said with big blue eyes. “No sweetheart, that’s yours. You helped me more than you know. If we get more snow tonight, I’ll be needing you again tomorrow. Oh yes, sweet boy, and you’ll be needing me, too.

Got Wood for Your Sexy Mommy?

sexy mommy victoriaThis sexy mommy HATES snow. So far there is almost a foot of snow on the ground. The power and the Internet have been flickering on and off all morning. My block is snowed in unless you drive a big old beast of a truck like my son. He texted me that he would be home soon with some wood to warm me up. My pussy got wet at the thought. I thought he meant his big hard cock. He can pop some serious wood in his pants for his mother. But he meant actual wood for the fire place so that if I lost power, I could stay warm. I had a more fun way to stay warm in my dirty mind. Fucking. Both him and my daughter were conceived in a snow storm . You can’t leave your house, so what else is there to do but fuck? I was very sad that he just stopped by to give me actual wood. I wanted to fuck so bad.

He promised me he would be back later to check on me, but he had some other MILFS to check on too. Other MILFS? I should be the only MILF he is fucking. He is my son after all. I got really jealous. He assured me I was the only mature pussy for him; he was just helping some other ladies on the block. He went across the street to help out Mrs. Driver. She is old enough to be my grandma, so my jealously subsided. Until he came back an hour later smelling like old pussy. I drilled him about what he was doing. Even said I could smell the hold snatch on him. He admitted that Mrs. Driver went crazy like a dog in heat when he brought her a bundle of firewood. I guess she told him her pussy had cobwebs and gave him $100 to clean them out. My son the gigolo. I told myself he was just being charitable; it was a pity fuck. I was still jealous, so I had to mark my territory with my pussy juice before he went back out giving my wood away. He can fuck those other cougars, but I am making sure they can smell and taste his mommy on his cock. When it comes my son’s cock, I claim first dibs.

You got wood for mommy?

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Sexy GILF Samanatha: Not Your Typical Granny

Sexy GILFA sexy GILF is what you would expect. A grandma I’d like to fuck. Look at me? You know I don’t look like your stereotypical granny. Bet I don’t look like your granny. I think being a dirty granny keeps me looking young. All the boy batter to the face does wonders for fine lines and wrinkles. In fact, that is how I sold family fun to my young grand angels. When the boys were old enough to shoot something out of their boy dicks, I would tell them granny needed some special face cream to stay so pretty. I would explain that the best cream was in their little balls and needed milked out all over my face. Of course they wanted to help their sexy granny stay looking good. I would jack their little peckers until I got a jet blast to the face of that yummy boy batter. I even pulled little scams on my grandsons’ friends. Boys at a certain age are very gullible. Then when they get just a little older, they are super horny so P women like myself have no problem getting school boy to fuck them. I bet when you were young, you dreamed of a hot horny old broad like me seducing you. Neither my sons or my grandsons have ever objected to me making them my little sex slaves.

Sexy Granny Gets Naughty

sexy granny samThis sexy granny can’t take it anymore. Normally, I wait to play with the brats in my large brood. I wait till they are walking and showing signs of wanting to play with mommy or granny. It is different as a P woman than it is for a P guy. Men have dicks that can penetrate little tight holes. So I have always waited for the boys to get hard dicks that can penetrate my fuck holes, and for the girls to get old enough that they can follow instructions on how to lick my pussy. My youngest daughter is back at home with her little one that joined us in September. So sweet and tender. Smells so sexy. I was giving her a bath last night. As I was rubbing her baby cunnie, I got wet. Super wet. I don’t have a dick, but I have a nice long tongue. I sure as hell used it too. Lifted that sweet baby girl puss to my mouth and gave it long licks up and down. She purred and cooed like it made her feel good. If I had a dick, I likely would have fucked one of those baby holes with something bigger! I understand you P daddies better now. So hard to resist such a young piece of tender flesh. Maybe you can play with my youngest granddaughter while I watch! We could have so much fun breaking in the latest addition to my family.

Cruising with Mommy on the Good Ship Lollipop

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Just got back from a cruise and Mama is feeling good. You’d never believe what I met on this ship. A whole group of AB/DL sissies!!! Yes, a group, and they had no mommy chaperone with them. I knew this was my opportunity so I introduced myself as a mommy. I saw the eyes light up as they took me back to their connected room. Poor little boys had no one to take care of their needs. Seems that mommy bailed out at the last minute. I immediately pulled out a milky breast, fed the hungry ones, and did diaper changes. They were soon goo-goo’ing happily as I stroked boy cocks and made them cum while being rocked. The whole cruise totally rocked as my boys paid for everything. Sitter fees are high, you know. I spent most of the nights in their rooms, milking swollen cocks of their cum. There’s nothing like some mommy sex to make a boy sleep good.
Wanna hear more details or do an around-the-world cruise with Mama, give me a call. I will sing you lullabies, and rock you to sleep right between my hot mommy thighs.

A well dressed Pet must have a collar.

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It’s Dress up your Pet Day and mine has the cutest outfit ever!!! I bet you thought I was gonna have a chihuahua in a sweater or a poodle in a tutu, right? My pet, however, has 2 legs, is obedient, loyal, and even does tricks to make people laugh. I first found him as a little panty thief, stealing my lacy things and jerking off in them. I busted that ass hard and made him wear them, and he has been my personal pet ever since.
Today he has quite the wardrobe. Studded collars, jeweled muzzles, an e-collar to punish him (AKA Cone of Shame) He has frilly lace dog panties, sweaters with hearts. He even has a tuxedo with the cutout for his wee-wee. Every girl loves a sharp-dressed pet!! I even put on some doggie cologne to get rid of the man-smell.
Lessons have trained him to be obedient and punishment is often given. No one wants an unruly pet. I’m a firm owner who doesn’t hesitate to bust ass with a shoe, a rolled newspaper, or my bare hand. Are you ready for your new owner, sissy? My kennel has plenty of room for a nice little doggie like you. Is your bark worse than my bite? sissy training

Oopsies, I did it again!

cougar phone sexOopsies, I did it again! I didn’t even make it a whole fucking month before I broke my new years resolution. I resolved to not fuck that sexy ass teen next door, because his parents totally saw me checking him out and they know that I am a whore for young dick, and they even specifically asked me NOT to fuck him but… damn, he was just too damn fine, too damn young, and too damn sexy! I needed that young, smooth and untouched dick. And you know what? This sexy teen had no objections either! He was more than happy to take a ride on the Mommy train! If you know what I mean. This boy was more than turned on, looks like he thought I was pretty fine too! I thought he really needed to learn what it felt like to have these mommy lips wrapped around his cock, he about came right then! But I wasn’t done with him just yet…I say fuck new years resolutions and just fuck the teen next door instead!