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Mommy Sex Sometimes Wears My Old Pussy Out

mommy sexIt looks like I’m getting mommy sex for Christmas. Although I stay busy as a grandma to 8 beautiful boys and girls, I will never forget my roots. The ones who made me the P grandma I am today. My three sons my three daughters are the reason I talk dirty on the Internet. And the reason I became a dirty grandma.

So, I will always have a close bond with my offspring. My youngest offspring, a boy and a girl from my second marriage, do not plan to marry anyone anytime soon. Now my youngest daughter gave me my two youngest granddaughters.

But my youngest son does not want to settle down quite yet. Sometimes I fear he doesn’t date much because he cannot get enough of his mom. Since he arrived over the weekend, we’ve done nothing but fuck. Of course, he does need to share me with his nephews and siblings, but he enjoyed me all to himself this morning.

My oldest grandson who stays with me on his college breaks, went to visit some friends he went to high school with. Leaving my son and me all alone. So, this sexy mommy seized the chance to drain her son. My baby boy fucked this shit out of me in every position conceivable. And I took his cock in all three of my holes. I milked him dry, repeatedly.

Sometimes, This Horny Granny and Mommy Ends Up with Sore Fuck Holes

My son can’t get enough of my pussy. But I could say the same about his cock. It just feels so good going in and out of me. His two older brothers paved the way for him. So, I guess you could say my incest learning curve appeared in full swing when my son arrived. And I started him a little bit younger than I did his siblings. We still fuck like animals in heat even decades later.

But he wore my pussy out this morning. In a good way. I still have a few hours before anybody else arrives to heal this battered cunt. But I do not have any time for sore fuck holes. I have lots of family fucking to enjoy over the next few days.

Sore pussy or not, I plan on letting anybody fuck me who wants to fuck me. My son wore my pussy out, but I promise you it’s just a temporary situation. I will be back to fucking like a wild animal this evening when everybody else comes over.

Incest Sex Holidays are What I Live For

incest sexIncest sex holidays? Just what the doctor ordered. I love it when my family comes to visit for the holidays. And I think they love being back home again. Now not everybody stays at my place. Most of my adult offspring live locally except for my youngest son who lives in Nashville. He always stays with me when he visits.

And apart from my oldest grandson who attends college in TN. Most of my grand angels live much closer to me. But everybody plans to take the whole week off. But me. I’ll still work some in between all the family fun.

Likely, I will take Christmas day off. At least in the daytime, everybody will be here. My family appears big. Six offspring. Four spouses, and eight grand angels. That’s my immediate family and it became a small army when everyone started a family.

But I wouldn’t have it any other way. No doubt I will likely be a great sexy granny before long. My oldest grandson turns 21 in the Spring. He’ll likely finish college, get a good job, meet a nice girl and start a family. And hopefully she’ll be like my son and daughters in law. Open minded, kinky, and here for the family fun.

Christmas Time Brings My Family Together for Orgies

Everybody is growing. Only one left in diapers. But I adore my huge kinky family. I feel blessed most days. Yesterday I threw my back out. Not exactly sure what I did, but I am in my 60s and I’ve got a metal rod welded to my spine from a car accident in the 90s. I think the family fun throws my back out occasionally because I still fuck like I’m in my 20s when I’m technically in my 60s. But my family helped me out. All I could do yesterday was lay in bed naked and talk dirty. In between calls, my family brought me food, snacks, and drinks.

And they ate my pussy. I know this might be hard to achieve, especially for men, because pain hinders orgasms. In fact, pain can kill a man’s erection. But for women, we can still cum on your face while you lick the alphabet on our clits, even when our backs hurt.

Every member of my family checked on me yesterday. I worked in my bedroom, and every son, daughter and grand angel licked my pussy. I’m not sure I’ve ever cum so much in one day. Perhaps I did not enjoy a family fucking day, but I did enjoy a family licking day. And today my back feels perfect.

Family takes care of each other. Family loves each other, no matter what. And I love my big family, and I look forward to one big family orgy on Christmas Day. It’s an annual tradition. Perhaps you’d like to join the festivities. I have a little something for everyone.

Sexy Grandmas Stay Sexy Keeping the Right Company

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas stay sexy by keeping the right company. And the right company to me includes my stepson, my son, my nephew, my daughter, my husband, my grand angels and all their friends. So that means this grandma stays busy because she needs to entertain a lot of cocks, especially over the holidays when everyone receives time off from school and work.

Last night we enjoyed family dinner. Everybody came to dinner except for my sister, which is fine because she’s not part of the incest. She might murder me if she knew what I did with her nephew, niece, and her own son. But what she does not know will not hurt her.

And even though I cooked a big meal to feed a small army, everybody seemed most interested in eating me instead of my pot roast. Go figure. But I’m happy to be the main course any time. My daughter started things off when she insisted that I get naked, spread my legs and let her dine in. She loves to eat my sexy mommy pussy.

Having My Entire Family Worshiping My Pussy Makes Me Feel Like a Queen

And nobody, not even my first husband, ate my pussy until her. So, my daughter turned me into the kind of woman who loves to sit back and let her family eat her pussy. But I’m not hedonistic. I love to give back. I love to eat pussy and suck cock. And that’s just what I did after I came a few times on my daughter’s face. Plus, once she lubricated my pussy with her tongue, everybody wanted to fuck me.

My stepson went first followed by my nephew, then my son, and finally, my husband. Four loads of cum for my pussy. So that meant four loads of cum in my pussy for my daughter to clean up. But you know we ended up snowballing that shit because I wanted to taste some of that cum too.

I’m so lucky to have family who find me sexy and want to fuck me. We had a great night last night. The little ones watched and giggled while the adult adults engaged in some very hot family fucking. Just a taste of what it’s going to be like for us next week when everybody is at my house where they belong. I love the holidays.

Sexy Granny Samantha Tends to Cocks and Pussies for the Holidays

sexy grannyThis sexy granny feels like she died and went to heaven. My family surrounds me this time of year. With the holidays here and school out for a bit, I wake up every day with cocks and pussies in need of attention. Perhaps you could say my family spoiled me over the years. And they grew up, flew the coop and I live alone again.

Most days I hate it. I like waking up knowing that I can lick a pussy or suck a cock. And of course, I like it when somebody wakes me up with their tongue or their cock or even their fingers. And I got that this morning. My oldest grandson and his brother, my youngest son, and my oldest granddaughter spent the night with me last night.

And I enjoyed a family orgy. My oldest grandson and my youngest son stay with me throughout the holidays, but my other grandson and my granddaughter just wanted to see their grandma. And they didn’t mind sharing me. My granddaughter needed some advice about a boy at school she likes.

According to my granddaughter, this boy she likes wants some naked selfies. And we all told her no way. We broke it to her that if the boy wanted a naked selfie, he probably had nefarious reasons. Now clearly, I’m not a prude. I’m a family fucking kind of grandma. However, if a boy who never asked you on a date wants a nude selfie for you to prove that you are worthy of him to like, well fuck that guy.

As the Matriarch of this Family, I Take Care of the Pussies and the Cocks

But we made her feel better. I made her feel better with my tongue. And her uncle and cousins made her feel better with their tongues and cocks. We made her our focus last night. Making that young girl cream all over our faces made her forget that silly boy. Although we did put our focus on my granddaughter last night, we all took care of each other because that’s what family does. So, this mommy and granny enjoyed some action too. I raised everybody to give and receive in this family.

I woke up this morning smelling like my granddaughter ‘s young cunt. And what a sweet smell that is. I woke her up licking the alphabet on her clit. And when my son and my grandsons woke up, they decided to fuck me from behind while I ate her pussy. So, they gave me a few loads of cum to feed her this morning. I believe out of everybody in the family, she might be the most natural cum eater. She will guzzle jizz out of any orifice. But I did raise her that way.

I’m the incest sex matriarch of his family. So, you better believe I’m turning each one of these girls into a cock pleaser and a cum drinker.

Sexy Grandmas Take Care of Family Members and Their Friends Too

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas like me spend weekends playing with the littles. If you cannot tell, I am a dirty grandma. But I love my life. I get all the bald pussy I want and all the hairless cocks I want too. And some cocks with hair still, but none of the women in my family keeps on their pussy either. Either they seem too young yet for hair, or we shave that shit off.

My oldest grandson returned home for the holidays. And he stays with me in the mother-in-law suite. He brought home a young stud from his fraternity who lives in Canada. The boy found himself in trouble for pot possession.

It’s only legal medicinally and he’s afraid if he goes home for the holidays, he might not be able to return to the US for college because of this pending charge. So, I told my grandson to bring him home so he can spend the holidays with us. I’ll treat him like one of my own.

This Sexy granny never minds a bonus boy around. Especially a bonus boy like Travis with a big cock and a golden tongue. He’s been a friend of my grandson since they started college together and pledged the same fraternity.

So yes, I’ve experienced that young boy sexually. And I would never let him be homeless for the holidays. It’s sort of feels like a Christmas bonus for me with another young stud to fuck.

Christmas Came Early for Me

But with the addition of him that means not only will my grandson need to share me, but so does his brother, my other grandson. But I have three sons. So, I know how to be a three-hole mommy and granny. Although I will experience more cock and pussies to take care of through the first of the year, ’m great at multitasking. It might be one of the things I excel at.

But until the actual holiday, I can enjoy my grandson, his best friend Travis, and my other grandson too. Yesterday I spent most of the day on my knees. One of my granddaughters wanted to visit too. She helped me with her cousins’ cocks. My oldest grandson possesses not only the biggest cock in the family, but also the stiffest. Making him a favorite for everyone in the family.

So, for most of yesterday, I licked a bald pussy while multitasking three stiff teenage cocks. Anytime one of the boys shot a load of cum in my pussy or ass, my granddaughter seemed more than willing to lick it out of my pussy. She seems to enjoy incest sex as much as me. But I consider her and my youngest daughter to be the horniest girls in the family. But nobody acts as horny as me.

I will ensure that Travis enjoys a great holiday, even though he won’t be with family. However, I’m sure I will enjoy him more than he will enjoy me. Christmas came early for this horny granny.

Sexy Grandmas Feel Delighted for Christmas Time with the Littles

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love the holidays. For me personally, Christmas is my favorite time of year. But not because of presents. I love this time of year because my grand angels get anywhere from 3 to 6 weeks off school. The ones that still attend public school get about three weeks off. And my college boy gets almost a full six weeks with his favorite horny grandma.

Although I decorated the house, I still invite the littles over to help me with making cookies and fudge. They love helping grandma in the kitchen and in the bedroom. My littlest ones had their last day of school yesterday. And since my youngest daughter still works, I babysat my two youngest ones who can’t be left alone yet. Not without risk of them burning down the house lol. But I am happy to provide adult supervision for them.

They enjoy playing with their sexy granny. And although we did make a few batches of cookies, we played with the cookie dough too. I put a few scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough in my shaved, wet pussy, and those little girls couldn’t wait to eat it out of me. Although they look old enough to understand that I do this to get them to eat my pussy, they never mind being tricked. They love eating out grandma. But trust me, grandma ate those little bald slits too.

Every Grandma Should Eat Pussy Too

I love being a bisexual grandma. And around the holidays, I get all the cock I want as well as all the pussy I want too. Young and old nobody possesses better oral skills than me. And that’s why I teach everyone how to suck cock and eat pussy in my family. As a family we plan to enjoy a lot of oral gratification for the holidays.

And I’ve already kicked it up a notch by making sure that somebody always eats granny‘s cookie. Although the holidays can feel stressful for many people, me included, letting the little ones in the family eat my pussy, proves to be great stress release for all of us.

It does not matter if it is a holiday or not, we always engage in family fucking. We just get more creative about it during holidays because we’re around each other a lot more. We make those special kinky memories. Maybe you want some cookies too. Because the only thing missing today would be some dick milk. Think you could help us out?

I am the Incest Sex Queen of My Family

incest sexI am an incest sex queen. Fucking my family turns me on in so many ways. I never imagined that I would be a dirty incest whore or naked on the Internet. I enjoyed a normal upbringing. But I did seduce my brother, and we fucked for years before he went to college. Occasionally, we still fuck when I see him. But he’s older than me and slowing down sexually. However,  I think that early incestuous relationship with my brother paved the way for me to be a dirty mommy and a dirty granny.

Once you experience, the hotness associated with taboo fucking you want more. So even though I pretended to be the good wife, some naughty thoughts about my sons and daughters creeped into my mind. And long before my cankerous divorce too. The divorce, combined with hitting my sexual prime years, made it very easy for my sons to seduce me. And I’m glad they did because now I enjoy all sorts of family fucking.

On Saturdays, I have a late start to my phone bone job. So that gives me time to entertain some of the littles in this family. My oldest grandson went back to college last week. However, his baby brother, my second oldest grandson, lives in town. He went back to school, but he came over yesterday morning to fuck his favorite grandma. He drives now so it’s easy for him to come visit me for an early morning booty call. And he brought his best friend David with him.

Sometimes, I Think I am Enjoying a Wet Dream But Family Fun is My Reality

Not my first time fucking David. But this was my first time fucking the two of them at the same time. My grandson took my pussy, and David took my ass. So, I had a teenage sandwich going on. Two teenage cocks penetrating my fuck holes woke me up better than an entire pot of coffee. At first, I thought maybe I had another wet dream. I have a lot of those.

Before bed, I consume a lot of marijuana gummies to help me sleep. So sometimes I’m not even sure in the mornings if I’m still awake or just in some drug induced trance. It took me a hot moment to realize I did not enjoy a wet dream. I had two teenage cocks fucking the shit out of me. Two cocks still growing, yet still bigger than either of my ex-husband’s cocks.

I woke up quickly and realized this was no dream. This was the reality for a sexy granny. I may be in my 60s but I still fuck like I’m in my 20s. With the bonus that I can no longer get pregnant, so they don’t need to wear condoms. And that makes me very popular. But I’m happy to entertain these young studs. They seem so horny all the time. We have matched sexual energies. This granny might wear you out.

Mature Sexy Women Enjoy the Holidays Because Family Are Around More

mature sexy womenMature sexy women look forward to the holidays because it means time with family. And the older we get the more we want our family around us. I love watching my family grow. My two grand angels appear to be growing like weeds. And giving them baths turns me on so much. I gave my daughter the weekend off. I think every mother, especially single mothers, needs a little respite. My son does help her raise my grand angels because they are his offspring too. But nobody who knows us knows that.

They live together, but people who are not in our inner circle think he does that to help out his single mom sister. They don’t realize he’s the one that knocked her up not once but twice. And I have perfect grand angels. Although I felt nervous in the beginning when I found out she was pregnant and the baby daddy was none other than my son. But they couldn’t be more perfect looking. So cute.

I don’t think anybody plans to get pregnant through incest sex, but I know it happens. I just wished that my son had knocked me up. He always wanted to when he was younger. I never made him wear a condom, so I encouraged him to dump his seed inside his mommy’s wet pussy.

Sometimes It Feels Hot to Say Knock Up Mommy or Granny While Fucking Family

And it made our sexual encounters that much hotter. Even my stepson knows I can no longer get pregnant, but he likes pretending. I know it’s some sort of impregnation fetish because I get callers who impregnate mommy too. But I don’t mind this fetish.

I don’t think I look 58. And I certainly don’t act it either. But unfortunately, that ship sailed and I can no longer get pregnant. So, everybody gets to bare back me. They get to dump their young seed inside of my wet mommy pussy. And it can be just as fun to pretend.

So, over the weekend while I watched my grand Angels my stepson dumped his seed in me repeatedly. He couldn’t get enough of my pussy. And my grand angels watched. I think they liked seeing their grandma enjoy herself. And I like looking over and seeing those big smiles on their face while somebody in the family fucks granny.

One day before long, my grandson’s cock will look big enough to nail his sexy granny. And he will produce sperm so we can at least pretend he’s knocking up his grandma. But think about it. How hot of a thought is it to knock mommy or granny up. Well, we can always pretend right. And sometimes pretending feels just as hot.

Sexy Grandma Pics Make Boys Hard

sexy grandma picsDo you look at my sexy grandma pics? My grandsons are very proud of the pictures they take of me that I use in my blogs. I’m not a porn star. Just a horny old board that got into the adult entertainment business after divorce number two. And my teenage daughter suggested I do this. She knew all about it, but I didn’t. Although at the time she was too young for this, she had an older friend who did phone sex from her dorm room.

Although I didn’t think anybody would want to hire a grandma for this clearly, I thought wrong. I’m a busy phone whore. But I wouldn’t have it in the other way. I work hard for my callers. I want them to have a glimpse into my kinky incest fueled life. And I want to help them experience some of the dirty fun I experience daily.

I’m grateful to my family because they really helped me through the dark parts of my life. They helped me become the dirty mommy and granny I am too. But I love that my young grandsons enjoy taking pictures of me. Wonderful boys. And they take good pictures with their iPhone Pro maxes they make my amateur pictures look professional. And most days I feel like a sexy granny porn star. But I doubt many 64-year-old grannies exist who get as much cock as I do porn star or not.

This Sexy Grandma Performs Well in Front of the Camera

After my grandsons took pictures of me, they wanted to eat my pussy and ass. Well, I appeared in the right position for that. So why the fuck not. I lowered myself into the downward dog position. But I needed to brace myself. Because when they eat me from behind my legs turn to Jell-O. This time they really outdid themselves. By the time we finished, I could not feel my legs. Plus, they made me squirt so many times, I felt dehydrated.

Although they drained me, I never feel too drained to fuck. My daughter snapped a couple pictures with their cocks inside of me for her spank bank. She eventually joined the fun. I told her to put the phone down and get naked and join us. We were on holiday still, so we could enjoy all the family fucking we wanted.

I Enjoyed an Awesome Family Fun Phone Sex Weekend

family fun phone sexI enjoyed a family fun phone sex weekend. Even though my son and daughter only live a couple blocks away with my two grand angels, they moved back home for Thanksgiving. And I live with my younger husband and my stepson. Plus, my nephew visited right too, so this got a lot of action with a full house. But I would not want it any other way.

My little grandson and granddaughter seem to be growing like weeds. Very soon I think they’ll be able to process what their witnessing. I will suck cock in front of them. And I will take cock in my pussy or ass in front of them too. Plus, we all walk around naked in front of them, and encourage them to walk around naked in front of us.

I think it’s important to get little ones accustomed to sex and naked bodies at a young age. This is how you raise natural fuck sluts. And I learned that from all my fellow perverts who I talk to on a regular basis.

When I first started working for an incest phone sex line, my kinky experience seemed more limited. I just started fooling around with my daughter and son. I was still getting used to no longer being a Mormon wife and no longer being a Mormon. Now I have a lot of stories to share with guys. And I can start younger with my granddaughter and grandson.

This Dirty Mommy and Granny Loves Family Fun

My stepson and my husband never mind fucking me in front of the little ones either. My daughter and I enjoyed my husband, my stepson, my nephew and my son together. Everyone might prefer to fuck me, however my daughter acts like a natural wild cat in the bedroom. So, she taught me everything I know. Yesterday nobody went shopping. We just hung out and fucked. My daughter and I shoved our faces full of pie and cock, and the little ones just watched.

This sexy mommy continues to learn things from her daughter and son. My daughter showed me how to better deep throat a cock by leaning over the bed so that my throat would open wider. My husband and my stepson throat fucked me while my son and nephew took turns on my pussy and ass. But they all fucked me.

And they all fucked my daughter too. Next week’s going to feel kind of boring when it’s back to normal. My stepson will be back in school. My son and daughter will be back at work. And my grand angels will be back at school. However, I’ll still have you horny perverts to keep me company.