I thew a birthday party this week end at my house. My niece is getting to be such a big girl! I got her a new vibrator for those times I don’t bring her a cock to play with. As an EXTRA present I also brought her a Big Fat cock to compare her vibrator! Megan was so excited! She still had a table full of presents but she wanted to “unwrap” the cock I brought her FIRST! Right in the middle of the party she dropped to her knees and pulled out the biggest fattest cock she has EVER seen! It was like Christmas all over again! Megan was all over that cock! She pulled it out and jerked it just like I taught her. She even let him fuck her mouth before the Birthday girl demanded that hard cock in her tight little pussy. And in our Family the Birthday girl gets WHAT ever she wants! So we all waited and watched her get the fucking her young pussy needed so bad! I do love a good party.
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Happy Birthday!
Mommy Sex with MaryAnne: It’s Never Too Late to Fuck Your Mommy
Do you fantasize about mommy sex? You are not alone. It is very natural for boys of all ages to think about banging their mommy. Some boys like mine, are lucky enough to actually fuck their mothers. I think if you have had lustful thoughts about your mother, she has had them about you too. And, if you have done nothing yet but think about it, it is time to just do it. What are you waiting for? I helped a young man today get things going with his mommy.
He told me that when he was little he would watch his mommy masturbate; sneak peeks at her in the bathroom or shower; sometimes he would even get lucky enough to watch her fuck a lover; and he often stole her soiled panties. For almost 30 years all he has done is spank his meat to images in his head of his mommy. I told him to shit or get off the can. Assured him that his mommy is in her sexual prime now; a cougar. That means she needs cock, especially young cock in good working order. When women reach a certain age, our options for men sometimes dwindle depending on our circumstances, but our need for dick soars. Sure many older women are hot looking and horny as fuck, but they aren’t always in places to meet hard cock. A son, however, is easy access dick.
I had my caller go in to his mother’s room where she was sleeping and put his hard cock near her lips. Sure enough she started sleep sucking. I could hear her moaning and sucking. The best was when she realized her son’s dick was in her mouth and about to cum. She actually begged him to cum on her face. You see she has been wanting him for 30 some years too. Not all mommies will make the first move. Sometimes that is up to you! Anything worth having, is worth working for too.
I can help guide you, encourage you, coach you, depending on your situation with your mommy. Some of my callers are lucky enough to have p mommies like me. But most of you sadly are just living in fantasy land when it comes to mommy sex. Let me help make your fantasy a reality. You are never too old to fuck your mommy.
Family Fucking Cousins * Toiletry Tramps
If I had to pick my favorite kinky Family Fucking sessions me and my cousin Crissy have had. One day cums to mind. I am so glad she is such a toiletry tramp!
“Lana! Have you seen my lip gloss?” she yelled from the bedroom. I hollered back that I had not, but she was in a panic as she always is when something stupid makes her run late. “Fuck! Where could it be! Dammit Lana I just bought that!” I sighed and told her she could use mine, but she is very picky. I could tell that just sitting on my ass would only piss her off, so I got up and started to rumble through the couch. “I’ll look out here Crissy.” under the couch, under the coffee table, in her purse, the bathroom, kitchen, I looked everywhere. I started to tell her it may be in the car as I entered the bedroom, and stopped dead in my tracks when I realized just exactly what my cousin was up to.
“Are you sure you can’t find it?” Crissy, my dirty cousin Crissy, there on all fours, naked, smiling, and with a tube of $75.00 strawberry lip gloss sticking out of her ass. What a whore. I approached her slowly and grabbed her lip gloss and carefully opened the cap as I left it inside her anal cunt. “Squeeze it, let me put some on Crissy”. Her muscles were just fantastic, and she managed to get just a drop on the tip. Grabbing her ass cheeks I held that tube inside and dressed my lips. Grabbing the tip with my teeth I started to tease her ass with it as I reached into her pussy and asked her what other things we could stick inside her holes. I looked over at her make up vanity, and got a evil little thought as I grabbed her aerosol can of hair spray. “How far can we dilate your ass do you think?” I found lip gloss makes great lube and began to insert that cold can of spray. Her backside opened up nicely for her new metal lover. Even as I slowly fucked her anal cunt, she was begging for more objects to fill her up.
As the evening progressed, with every new object that she had in her make up vanity, I turned my sweet Chrissy into a toiletry tramp!
Mommy Loves Her Chocolate Stick
Oh, mommy was aching bad for some big black cock to be inside me! The urge had taken over my entire day at work. I was even taking bathroom breaks to sneak away and rub my pussy to release a little bit to get me through the day. I was secretly wishing someone would catch me rubbing my wet pussy and eat all my cum off my fingers, but that didn’t happen so I went home with the urge to come on a fat black dick in the front of my thoughts. I had my hands on my pussy the whole drive home.
When I finally got into the door I rushed to my 11 inch chocolate cock that I kept in a safe place inside my coach box in the top of my closet. I laid back on the couch and spread my legs so my feet were touching the arms of my couch. I stuffed the huge black cock in my mouth to get it nice and wet for my pussy while my hands were rubbing my needy clit til my juicy pussy over flowed onto my lips. I slipped my favorite chocolate cock right between my legs and slowly stuffed my pussy with it. I inched the huge black cock into my pussy and I felt my pussy ready to explode so I rolled my hips a little harder and felt myself pushing a fat nut out my pussy. Just as my pussy squirted hard all over my thighs, I opened my eyes and saw my son staring at me through the window.
I wasn’t startled I was just hoping that he would come inside and share that huge cock that I knew matched my chocolate piece. I stared at him until he brought his fine ass inside and quite staring at me, he came right in and warmed his hands up with my pussy. I was so glad that he was no longer too shy to share his big cock with his mommy! He knew I liked my mouth to be fucked like a pussy and he was too excited to play! He leaned my back on my couch and shoved his thick cock in my mouth, I gagged on my son’s dick until I could no longer catch my breath. He pulled back and pushed my leg behind my head, forcing my pussy to stay wide open for his entry. He fucked his mommy until I couldn’t cum anymore, he pulled out and I jerked his cock off until he exploded all over my face. Ever since that night he’s never been afraid to grab on my ass or slip his fingers in my pussy through my dress.
Two Tylenol and a Cum Chaser: The Perfect Cure for a Hangover
I thought I was going to be alone on New Year’s Eve this year. My son and my daughter both had other plans. I was feeling very sad about this, so I started drinking early in the day. I got so drunk, I sent a very naughty text to my nephew about how much I wanted to fuck his young hard dick. Asked him if he had a friend who would like to fuck a cougar he could bring with him. Promised them booze and pussy if they would just spent New Year’s Eve with me. What school boys would not want booze and pussy to ring in the new year? We had a great time too. They did body shots off my perfectly flat tummy. I sucked their cocks until they shot bucket loads of jizz in my face. I let them double penetrate me so they each got a turn at my equally tight holes. I taught them the art of eating pussy. I even popped his friend’s cherry too. Before last night his cock had never been in anything other than his hand.
Fucking my nephew and his friend turned out to be a pretty hot way to ring in 2015. But, I woke up with cum matted all over my body and a wicked hangover. I can hold my cum, not my liquor. Especially, when I start drinking at noon. Luckily for me, the boys stayed the night. The best thing to cure a hangover is a little hair of the dog that bit you. Or a glass of the jizz that fucked you. I had two young sperm banks laying beside me too. At their age, they still get morning wood and pee hardons. Milking their cocks for a cumosa or cumarita or a slow gin jizz would not be difficult.
Hell, they were passed out cold. I couldn’t wake them and my head was going to explode. I did what any hung over, naughty aunt would do. I milked their prostates. Boys don’t need to be awake to ejaculate. I slid a finger up each sleeping boy’s ass and milked all the cum out of their young cocks. You may not know this, but when you milk a prostate, you drain the cock better than with your pussy. That means I got twice as much cum from each schoolboy as I did in my holes last night. I drained their cocks into a wine glass, popped two Tylenol in my mouth, and chased it with a big glass of cum.
My hangover was cured in less than 30 minutes. In fact, I felt better than I had in a long time, so when those boys did awake from their booze coma, I fucked them all over again. Happy New Year to me.
Mommy Sex
Time to play with David. Mommy has a special friend! David. He is VERY special to mommy. After all a mommy needs a play toy too! See I always make sure my little ones get fucked really good! They get to enjoy that thick hard cock! They get to play what ever fuck games they want. And of course my little slut suck my pussy and make mommy happy. BUT sometimes mommy needs more! I do love to play as well. Mommy needs more than just little pussies to play with. I need cocks to amuse me as well. And that is where David come’s in! Mommy loves playing with his cock. And he lets me be his mommy all the time! Mmmm Everyone needs a hobby! Mine are just more x rated than most! That is how a good mommy plays!
Hot Mom Carwash with MaryAnne
When my son’s school needs to raise money, they call me. They know a hot MILF like me knows how to raise money. Of course it cannot be school sanctioned because well, I am not exactly school appropriate. My youngest son’s principal called me personally and asked a favor. You see they need to raise a couple grand for a field trip and with it so soon after the holidays, all the usual benefactors are tapped out. I know how much my son wants this trip, and I will do anything for my boys, so I decided to hold a Hot Moms Car Wash. Everyone loves a MILF. My son’s friends certainly do. In fact my son and his friends are always telling me how hot I am. My son knows just how hot I am.
I called Mia and a few other of the non prude, sexy ass soccer moms I know and we put our Milftastic bodies to good use for our offspring. When guys saw our hot bodies all wet and soapy, they were lining up for the car wash, didn’t matter what the cause was, they just wanted sexy scantily clad MILFs cleaning their cars. We charged $25 a car, $40 for SUVs and we used our bodies as sponges. Busty MILFS washing your car for charity, you know you are lining up for that.
One guy offered us $2,000 for Mia and I to lick each other’s pussies on the hood of his car. Our offspring’s education was at stake, of course we said yes! Mia is a hot sexy mom like me, and she too believes incest is best. In fact her, me and our sons have partied together. My boy is very fond of her tasty snatch. So am I, so getting paid to lick it, even better. I could hear Whitesnake playing in my head as I buried my face in her tasty twat. We did it at the end of the day, and pulled his car around back so the only audience we had were our horny school boys! So this grown man was stroking his cock alongside our young sons. It was pretty hot to watch them stroking side by side, as Mia was taking her turn eating my Milfalicious pussy. I squirted all over her face and the hood of his car!
My son rushed to be between my legs to lick my mommy juice up! When our sexy benefactor realized we were p mommies, he offered us even more money to watch us fuck our sons. We fuck them for free, so the answer to that was hell yes; it was all for charity anyway right? Plus, I find it wicked hot when men watch me fuck my son! A good mommy does anything for her boys. Do you need a good mommy?
Double Duty Drinking
My sister never stops amazing me. Not only do I love fucking her but she is so creative when it comes to our sister fucking times! When she handed me my gift all wrapped up pretty with a bow, the shape of the box made me think it was a new sex toy for us to play with. Where she found this gift and how much fun we were about to have with it is something I couldn’t have imagined! The card read “We must enjoy this together….ALL OF IT!” My pussy got wet right away thinking about playing with her all day. And then I finally saw what it was…. a glass dick full of booze. The look I gave her must have said it all because she started laughing hysterically. Kissing me full on the lips she let me know that we were about to get drunk and then use the bottle on each other. She wanted to try it filled with ice water and then with hot water and see how the different temperatures felt deep inside our pussies. My sister is so much fun! We drank that bottle faster then we should have but it didn’t take away from any of the fun. I complied with every thing she wanted to try with my new glass dildo.