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A Floor So Clean I Can Eat Cum Off of It

incest phone sex mommy tabooMy oldest son came over today. He told me he had a special surprise for me that I would love. But first I had to clean the house, especially the floors. My son instructed me to put on a very slutty outfit for him because he wanted to jack off watching my fine ass mop and vacuum. I’m a good mommy, so I did just that. My son was snapping pics of my ass as I vacuumed and dusted and frantically cleaned the floors. I love that my son thinks my cougar ass is hot! He always has been a butt man. After a few hours of cleaning in every nook and cranny for my surprise house guest, my son puts on white gloves and spot checks the floors. I was like, WTF? He told me his special guest just has this one rule, and as silly as it might seem to us both, it will be worth the trouble. This guy, who is coming over, a friend of his from college, is just a germaphobe I guess. But whatever his issue is, my floors are so clean you could eat off them!

My son texted him that the house was in order, a glove test had been done and the floor was clean and spotless as per his instructions. When he showed up, I understood why my son was like cleaning the house would be worth the trouble. This guy was big, black and beautiful. Apparently, my son told him we had a special relationship and he had always wanted to fuck a hot mother while her son watched. My son loves to share me too. I could see the outline of his cock through his pants and I was salivating. In my head I was wondering if this might be the cock that was actually too big for me. Then I was like I don’t give a fuck if it hurts; it will be like the song goes hurts so good. I got on my knees and unzipped my special surprise while my son got behind me and licked my cunt. He said my pussy would need to be thoroughly wet to handle this meat. He wasn’t kidding. Wow. I measured it at 14 inches and it took both hands to handle. I gagged for the first time in eons taking that cock down my throat. My son was beating his meat frantically watching me down this big black shaft. I got fucked right there on the floor I cleaned by the biggest dick I had ever had in my entire life. I was stretched so far out it felt like I had given birth to a cock. I was screaming. As my black cock surprise was fucking me still, my son jizzed on my face and tits. It was so turned on watching his black bull nail me. I started begging for his black cum inside me but he pulled out suddenly. I was like what? I need that cum. He looked at me and assured me I would get a very big load. He left for a moment and I thought I would cry. I wanted that load sooooo bad. But he came right back with a box of sweetheart chocolates. He ordered me on my knees and said start eating some dark chocolate and think of how sweet I am gonna taste. Then he shot the biggest load of cum on my face ever. It was a volcanic load of jizz. So much cum it was on the floor too. He then told me I needed to lick up all the cum splatter on the floor. You see, his cum is so special that no drop is to be wasted. Now, the cleaning of my floor made sense. He was thinking of me.  He didn’t want his BFF’s hot mom to clean his cum off of a dirty floor. What a thoughtful black bull. He fucked me better than any cock ever has; he let my son watch and jack off; he brought me chocolates; and he made sure I had a spotless floor to eat his sweet, hot, sticky cum off of.

I am still sore as I type this blog. In fact my son is pampering my swollen pussy right now with his tongue. Housework can be so exhausting!

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Sapphic Group Sex: Pussy Licking with My Daughter

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In May, I went to pick up my daughter to bring her home for the summer. I missed her so much, and she apparently missed me too because the moment we got in the car to go to dinner, she wanted to play. She said how much she missed licking mommy’s cunt. And, truth be told, I missed her sweet tasting honey pot. I love fucking my sons, but my baby girl can lick a snatch. I asked her if she was majoring in cunt licking and she giggled and said “no mom, but my sorority sisters are very good teachers.” Well, now I was just all wet thinking of all those young girls and their tight bodies licking each other in one big daisy train. After dinner, I suggested I go back to the sorority house for the night instead of staying at a hotel. When I walked in there were 21 young, beautiful, naked girls waiting to greet us. I was in pussy heaven. Gravity was their friend still. Perky little titties, smooth sweet cunnies and perfectly toned bodies. The president of the sorority told me she had heard I was the reason Taryn was such a good cunt licker. I blushed. I insisted she has natural instinct.

They guided me to the Dean Mother’s room. She had already left for the summer. She had a huge California King bed. They pretty much tore my clothes off and threw me on the bed. Me, a cougar, and 22 young college girls were about to have an orgy. I was in Sapphic paradise; group sex with a bunch of hot, horny, nimble beauties. We laid in that bed licking and fingering pussies. I sat on faces, I had pussies on my face. The smell of pussy was ripe in the air. I was glistening in cunt juices. Then my daughter got up and opened the closet that was full of sex toys. She grabbed a bunch of dildos and brought them to the bed. One girl said, “We don’t need any cock to have an orgy when we got pussies and dildos.” I took the double sided one and put it in my daughters sweet tight love hole and slid down on the other end. The girls followed suit. No cunt went empty. I could smell wet cunts all around me. What a wonderful sweet and pungent smell. We played with each other for hours on that bed. I made sure I tried each pussy and that each girl got to taste some of my cougar cunt.

I’ve had my share of group sex experiences. With family members, with black studs, with other couples, but my favorite was those sorority girls. A Sapphic fuck fest cannot be topped. I think a woman eats pussy better than any man because they know what feels good to them. Having your old cunt worshiped by 22 young, sweet tongues eager to make you come, is my definition of heaven. I cannot wait to go back in the fall! There will be fresh meat to taste!

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Piggy Pet

kinky phonesex blackmail1Sissy, our very own Blackmail Nose Ring Piggy Pet is not doing as she should. Mistress Levi has put the word out to all the Fuckalicious girls to out and humiliate our mascot once again. Can you believe that our Tinkerbell Transvestite is not being an obedient Piggy Pet?

Mistress Levi is the head bitch in charge and if anyone knows how to keep a Pathetic Pansy Loser like our mascot in line, it is our very own leader! The game of blackmail is one that Mistress Levi never loses, so for Piggy Pet to even dream of winning this one is just another pathetic fantasy. 

Now I think that our Fairy Fag should take that new pretty pink bunny out fit and switch out the bunny ears for piggy ears, change that cute cotton tail to a curly piggy tail and wear this pretty piggy ring that I have found. It is time our Piggy Pet become a piggy for real and go out in public snorting like the piggy she is!

It is high time everyone knows just how pathetic our Piggy Pet is. One of these days one of her fake man friends is going to be at the mall and see her in all her pathetic shame and humiliation. 

Of course at the rate that our Piggy Pet is going, not meeting Mistress Levi’s demands, she may be outted sooner then she thinks. Her fake man name may just accidentally slip into the text of a blog. Then anyone who googles it for her fake man job will find her here in all her glory! What a shame that would be.

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Blackmail Piggy Pet Poem

Look at her all dressed up

Looking like a buttercup

Pretty in her dress that’s pink

A little fairy just like Tink

She really wants the world to know

That she’s a sissy all a glow

Her tiny winky you can’t see

A little clitty it should be

When she reads the words we write

She wants to squirt with all her might

But Mistress Levi has control

And teasing Sissy is her goal

She let’s us all join in the fun

We heap it on by the ton

A Blackmail Piggy she will be

So we can frolic by the sea

You see it’s our vacation time

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Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?

Cougars and Closets

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My brother and I were house-sitting for my rich aunt. We had enjoyed fucking in each one of the bedrooms, the pool, the kitchen…everywhere. And, now we were back to the master bedroom; my brother’s lips were wrapped around my clit and I was about to cum when we heard someone coming up the stairs and the familiar voice of our aunt. A young boy was accompanying her; I squinted from the closet slit and whispered to my brother that the boy cut the grass every week. But I was puzzled when she held his hand and led him to her bed. He pulled off his shirt and she played with her pearls while making these unusual sounds that I’d never heard before. Her voice was so high-pitched, like a little girl’s. She lifted her legs in the air and he pulled down her panties as if this was their normal routine. She playfully tugged on his pants and he finished undressing, sliding on top of her.

I could feel my brother’s cock stiffening against my legs. I stifled a giggle and he shrugged. I bent down in the closet and began sucking his cock. It expanded inside my mouth as I wrapped my tongue around it. Aroused by the thought that my brother was enjoying watching our old aunt fuck a young boy, I started rubbing my clit, too. Maybe he wanted to fuck her, or maybe he did when he was younger; I would have to ask later. Right now, he was clutching the frame of the closet and biting his lower lip. My aunt was screaming, “Ride me, stud-muffin” and demanding that he not cum yet. “I’m almost there…” she huffed and then yelled out, her voice shaking. The boy released his cum in one quick moment and then fell against the bed. My brother’s cum slid down my throat and I teased his asshole with my tongue while rubbing my clit until I shook, orgasming and collapsing on his legs.

A Tiger Can’t Change Its Stripes

My Mommy Doris is the biggest incest kinkster you’ve ever seen! She is a total cougar.  The other day, something SUPER scary happened to us. We had a break-in and about five huge, hulking black dudes barged into our house and tried to rob us. Luckily, my Mommy Doris was thinking on her feet. To save our valuables and keep me, her beloved and precious baby daughter, safe, she got the idea to let the BIG BLACK COCK men sexually use and abuse our white-women holes brutally instead. It was frightening and I felt so nervous I could hardly breathe. The excitement from not knowing whether we’d live or die though, excited my tiny cunt hole very much. It actually made me want to get double-stuffed by big black cock. The truth is, though, they LOVED my Mommy Doris. They fucked her huge aching white-woman birthing titties with their thick dark-meat cocks. Then they creamed on her nipples and forced me to lick off their black-man spud. She is such a cougar . . . my Mommy Doris has what it takes to attract any man. She is even very good at seducing huge, hulking black criminal dudes into letting us leave with our lives & not robbing us.

Aunt Phone Sex: I Sold My Nephew for Big Black Cock

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Usually I am talking about my sons and their friends. That is because they have huge cocks. I do have a nephew who is half Asian. Although he has always wanted to fuck his hot Aunt Victoria, he has a really small dick and I just can’t even bring myself to a pity fuck. But, the other day, my big black daddy discovered I have an Asian nephew. Well you see, I pay for the pleasure of this particular black daddy. He is a black bull for hire and well worth the money. He gives my pussy a good time. Never been stretched out so much or filled up so much in my life! I have fallen behind in my weekly payments and like a crack whore, I begged not to be cut off from his throbbing big dark flesh. I told him he could have whatever he wanted, just please keep fucking me until I could get him the money I owe him.

He had a solution to my dilemma. See, he gets off on humiliating white men and their little dicks in comparison to his big bull cock. He has never had the pleasure of humiliating an Asian man but has heard they have the smallest wieners. My debt would be wiped clean, and I get to keep fucking my big black stud if my nephew is forced to watch and fluff his cock. Of course I was on board. I called Toan and told him I had an emergency and he had to come over. He was there in a flash. When he arrived he saw me naked on the couch with a black tongue licking my pussy. He was horrified and tried to leave. I told him if he ever wanted the chance of being with me, he had to stay and watch and do whatever Marcus said. Toan looked scared and angry, but he agreed. He loves his Aunt.

Marcus made him watch as he ate my pussy, as he came on my face, as he fucked my cunt… He even made him tie bows on his cock and feed it to me as a present. The look on Toan’s face when he had to wrap that big thick black dick with bows was priceless. He was trembling. But then so was I, just trembling with anticipation. After Marcus was done using me, he turned his attentions to my nephew more. He forced his face in my pussy. He was like, you still want to eat your Aunt’s pussy with my cum leaking out of it? Marcus then made Toan clean my hot cunt juices off his big black dick; and while he forced his black shaft down his throat, he smacked him around with his cock. Marcus thrived in humiliating Toan. He called him little dick man; told him he had seen bigger dicks on dogs; and made him suck his dick on and off for hours.

Toan was used and humiliated to settle my debt. I know I should have felt bad with how aggressive Marcus got with my nephew, but I am  a big black cock addict and would have sold my son to a donkey show in Tijuana if it  meant  I could keep getting that dark meat. Hell, I’d sell and use you for just a look at that beautiful, black throbbing cock. Surely, you can’t blame me?

Family Fun Phone Sex with Samantha: Sweet Rewards

I am a very “hands” on grandma. I potty trained all my offspring with a unique but effective method. A sort or positive rewards system that I am now using to train my youngest grand angel. My son said he needed help training him because he was not responding well to any of the techniques used at home. I asked him if he remembered how I potty trained him many moons ago. Suddenly, he told me his cock was hard. That tells me he remembered! You know how some parents keep M and M’s or other candy in the bathroom and their wee one gets a piece when they make a potty? Well I keep the candy in my pussy. I used M and M’s first, but I found that my babies preferred sweet tarts.

With my youngest grandson, I sit on the couch, with my pussy spread. The couch is in direct view of the bathroom. When he sits on the potty like a good boy, he gets to watch grandma use her pretty pink vibrator on her pretty pink pussy. Now, when he actually makes a pee pee or a poopy in the potty, I insert a sweet tart deep into my juicy cunt. He then gets to come lick it out of granny’s honey pot. Like all my offspring, he has a sweet tooth. See, my sons said that the sweet tarts melted in my pussy and mixed with my own hot love juices to create a special sweet sugary concoction that even Brach’s would want to market. My littlest angel boy can’t wait to use the potty with this method. After he uses the big boy potty, he runs right between my legs for his special reward. He takes long licks and buries his face between my milky thighs. I put my hands on the back of his sweet head and tell him what a good boy he is; how proud I am of him. I always end up giving him a little extra sweet tasty treat too. I told all my offspring and I tell their offspring, that getting candy out of my special candy dish is a reward for us both. It’s win win. My wee ones learn to potty train and I get off! I had my stubborn little grand boy potty trained quickly with this method. Sex and candy is the sweetest reward! How were you potty trained? I love to share my stories of potty training over the years; hear your stories or maybe even help you with your potty training!!!!

Lilly

kinky phonesex lillyThe twins brought me a bunch of lilies that the neighbor let them pick from her garden today. they told me that they looked like mommies pussy in the middle and that they smelled so sweet and fresh just like mommy always does.It was so sweet of them to bring me flowers but even sweeter that they picked the ones named after me and associated them with their favorite thing, my pussy. My fragrant, budding, flowering pussy that they love to play with. I love it as much as they do when they lay me down and want to pamper me by licking and sucking me all over only to be finger fucked till I cum all over them. I am the luckiest mommy in the whole world to have twins that love me the way they do!