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Saturday Night Fun

kinky phonesex peewee1I got the twins hooked on Peewee’s Playhouse. Mikey is running around acting like Pee Wee and it is so fucking cute. He wants to go buy a grey suit with a red tie. Michelle is doing the Pee Wee dance acting all goofy. We have pretty much decided that Saturdays are now officially Pee Wee Herman days around here and we are going to have Naughty Pee Wee’s Playhouse every Saturday from here on out. After all he did get in trouble for “exposing himself” in public. I was thinking that I could go to an adult theater and sneak the twins in dressed as Pee Wee while we all masturbate during the movie.Just like our friend Pee Wee did. I think we all would love it. Especially Mikey and Michelle! How cool would that be for all of us and for any one who might be at the movie as well? Maybe next Saturday that will be our field trip! Pee Wee Herman days are going to be so much fun! (in my best Pee Wee Herman voice)kinky phonesex peewee2

Piggy Pet Sissy

kinky phonesex sissy4It has been a hot minute since I have paid homage to out beautiful Tinkerbell Transvestite, Piggy Pet mascot. She did so wonderful on her last sissy day in her beautiful pink bunny outfit. It was so revealing and humiliating for her to be in public like that.

Her next sissy day she is going to get all dolled up in that same revealing little outfit and do some community service work. How proud of her I will be when she does something good for the community and is humiliated and shamed at the same time!

On top of that she is working extra hard to be a good little piggy pet and help us with our vacation coming up. All of the Fuckalicious Girls are going to get together and have one big fuckalicious party on a beach somewhere in the coming months. Our piggy pet has to help us with that.

Of course this will also benefit all you real men out there that are lucky enough to catch us all in one place for some hot phone sex fun that is only available once a year!sissy special

A Kinky New Hobby

kinky phonesex camillaMy car broke down last week so the boys got together and decided that they were going to take up a hobby, mechanic/handyman for Nana. We went shopping and bought all the tools they need and a couple little tool belts. At first all I could think of is how sexy they were going to look all greasy and sweaty, trying to fix things for me. I hadn’t even thought of any other possibilities. The second day that they were working on their new found hobby, I went out to the garae to check on them. I was so turned on by how dirty they were and how hard they were working. I sat back in the corner watching them and I couldn’t help it, my hand gravitated to my crotch and I was lost in the moment. I closed my eyes and that is when I felt it. They were standing on either side of me with full tool belts, smiling. One at a time they began to pull tools out of theiir belts. Taking turns they began to use them to fuck me, licking my juice off each one before carefully tucking it back into their belts. They should have taken this up sooner. I know one thing for sure, I will be spending a lot more time in the garage with them in the future!

Naughty fun with a co-ed

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My youngest cousin visited me and brought his girlfriend, Tiffany, who was such a sweet little piece of ass. He had to go make some errands, which left the cute co-ed and I alone. I asked her if she wanted something to drink; I was hoping that I could get her drunk and we could have some naughty fun before her boyfriend returned. But, while I was reaching for a glass, the vixen slut began running her nails across my firm ass. She whispered in my ear, “I’ve never done it with an older woman before.” I understood that as a challenge, and I was going to make sure that she never forgot her first time!

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I pulled her into my bedroom and opened up my toy chest; I could tell that the slut was already getting wet. I grabbed her long brown hair and began to furiously lick and nibble on her neck. We undressed each other and she chose a vibrating toy. I picked up two dildos before she pushed me on the bed and began licking my pussy. I didn’t expect for her to be so good at sucking my clit, but she was… Then, she put a cock in my pussy and a vibrator in my ass; I came so hard hat I shook and squirted.

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Tiffany sat up, put on a strap-on and reclined on her back. I backed up and rode her hard until she came, screaming like the little whore she was. I pushed the cock’s base even harder on her sweet young pussy and pushed the vibrator in her ass, knowing the cunt-whore would cum again for me. She rocked her hips like a wild animal and we both came, screaming and panting. The front door was opening; we rushed to put on our clothes. The rest of the day, when I got close to her, I relished in smelling our cum mixed on her skin.

Lending A Hand

 

I am all about being helpful. I especially love doing good deeds for the people. In my life, I know that one person who deserves that most is Grandma Joan. She looked really lonely and sad when I ran into her last night at Dominos. I decided to invite her home with me. Since my Daddy is still away on his business trip, I felt like it was the right thing to do.

Grandma Joan needed it BAD. She was so horny since her husband just left her, so I took out all of my cunny hole toys. Then I slid a cock ring onto a slinky dildo and pounded her with it. Every time I went in and out, the cock ring slapped against her clit.

Her old wrinkled Grammy cunt was slapping up against me and it nearly made me cum. Just the feeling of it rubbing against my own tight teen holes drove me crazy. I wanted to get her off so bad, I would’ve done anything. That’s why I STUCK my tongue up her cougar asshole and licked it up and swirled up tongue around it. I kept fingering her mature lady cunt and eventually she exploded all over my hand.  

I hope this will get me points for karma and all that. When I need to get fucked bad, I hope someone will be kind enough to screw my aching little teen cunny back. And of course I’m very grateful that this will count toward my community service project for school. I mean, how great is that?

 

Candy Strippers or Stripers?

kinky phonesex camillaI decided it would be a great idea to teach the little ones a bit about community service. I sat down with them and told them about several things we could do and they all agreed that helping other Nana’s would be fun and something they would like to do. So we all have become Candy Stripers in training. We all agreed the local Nursing Home, where Nana’s and Papa’s are sick and have little to no friends coming to see them would be a great place for us to go. I got us all t-shirts that say “Candy Stripers Do It Better” and we headed out. Of course all my little ones are very loving and affectionate in ways other little ones aren’t because of our family fun and incest ways. When we arrived the staff of the Nursing Home was very pleased to see us and grateful for the help. At first they stayed close to us, monitoring every move we made. But as they got more comfortable with us, they backed off a little and that is when the fun really kicked in. The very first thing that happened was a sweet older man who took a liking to one of my pretty little blonde grand daughters. She spent a lot of time in his room and when I went in to check on her, she was stroking his cock. He had a huge smile on his face and said she was “scratching an itch for him” All I could do was laugh and tell him that she scratches the same kinds of itches for me too. All the sexy senior citizens were enamored with my little ones and I. We will be visiting them often and we will have lots of little secrets from the Nurses with all our new friends. kinky phonesex candy

Lending A Helping Hand

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I love giving back to the community and helping those in need. There’s a horny old man who lives up the block and  can no longer do some outside chores anymore. Being the generous neighbor that I am I decided to offer to mow his lawn and take out his trash along with a few other household chores. This is my version of community service and boy do I love it! Sometimes I catch my lusty old perv eyeing my thick thighs and full tits so I did something special for gramps. I arrived in short daisy dukes and a tight tank top that shows off this rack of plenty. I started by softly sitting on his lap and getting that old stick to stand straight up. I stroked his engorged manhood and told him  that I was going to give him something to beat his meat to until the next week I came to visit. With his cock in hand I pushed his wheelchair out to his back porc. With the sun beaming down on my luscious body I ripped open my tank and exposed my bare breast to him. His old wrinkled dick started to ooze all over his hands as I shoved his face in them. I let him lick and suck all over them until it was time to start up the lawn mower. The whole time my tits glistened in the sun as I did this yard work. He jerked away at his cock and by the time I was done I found him passed out with cum all over his hand, pants, shirt, and even suspenders! I must of given him quite a show out there. Next week he’s in for an even tastier treat…  That’s only if his old ass can take it of course!! Haha

Ms. Kenya’s Kinky Hood

The young toys that live on my block love to call me Ms. Kenya. Similar to Mr.Rodgers’ Neighborhood, I have a kinky one. Instead of playing with puppets and planes, I’m playing with cocks and cunnies. Many of my mini fuck toys loves the remake of the Mr. Rodgers’ theme song I made:

 

It’s a beautiful day in my kinky hood,
Im horny today for a fuckable neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It’s a sexy day in this wood,

wonderful day for good fuck!
Would you like that?
Could you take that?

I have always wanted to touch a neighbor just like you,
id love to satisfy my every need in the hood with you.

So let’s make the most of this kinky day,
Since we’re together, we might as well play,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my fuck toy?

Don’t you want to please?
Won’t you please?
Ms. Kenya your kinky neighbor?

I sing it to them as they watch me stroke their hard little dicks or as they lap at my old pussy. I sit my my fence everyday waiting for them to get out of school and peek over so that I can try to imagine all the fun we will have. I always start off with my youngins. We sit and watch Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood on PBS and try to think of different ways to entertain our kinky hood today. I send mines over to pick out mommy’s favorite toys for a “play date” today I think we are going to play Choo-Choo Train. Mr. Rodgers always has this train that visits all his “friends”. Well, instead of a real train I’m going to run a train on my yummy little friends and eat them up!  First I’m going to get finger deep in a tight little cunnie. I want to massage her small g-spot until she leaks all over my hands. I’ll have another fuck toy of mine suck it off my middle finger as I have one of my offspring ram it deep in his ass. I’ll hold his ass cheeks as far apart as possible so that I my son can get his swollen cock deep in that tight asshole. Mmmmm… by the time they all go home my living room smells like virgin pussy and cum. Ms. Kenya always has the best interest of the neighborhood little ones in mind so when it comes time for a good fuck and suck they always know where to come!

School Daze

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The end of the year always makes me reminisce about all the past experiences I had when I was a school. The most memorable part about this year was my grades.  Most semesters I had straight A’s because all of the ass I gave away. I was a hot little slut in my teeny years too!  I got one B though. Only because I never let one of my Professors fuck me. He was an older handsome guy that knew girls would throw themselves at him for a decent mark.. Haha!  He was too arrogant for me and I wanted him to realize that he wasn’t that great to where he could get this wet cunt. I wanted him to work for it. Of course he was hot but I’m hotter! Now that I’m older, men LOVE my body even more and I use it to my advantage. When I was younger I had the same curvacious shape and it made the boys and girls go wild.  I never felt too bad for teasing my Professor though.  He loved getting teased with my slutty outfits and flirty comments in class. Not a class went by that I wasn’t toying with my pussy thinking about how bad he wanted me. I knew this because he would always ask me to see him after class for “talks”. The most I gave him was a blowjob under his desk for a good midterm grade. I even let him blow his huge mess all over my pretty face. He said I only got a B for blowjobs and when I’m ready for an A I know what I have to do.  What a prick! That made my pussy ache for him though because, to me, there’s nothing like a man that stays with the upper hand. He surely showed my young ass who the boss was. Hmmm. I wonder what he’s up to now. Do you think he’s still interested in giving me a good grade? 

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Sweet Sounds Of Summer

kinky phonesex camillaSummer is my favorite time of the year. The little ones all come home to Nana, young and old. The house is filled with the sounds of little feet running about accompanied by lots of giggles. It always smells like home made cookies and good food. The older ones take vacation and always stop by, even if it is just for a day or a few hours for some of Nana’s special love. I love it when they bring their new families and share with me. And the younger ones never want to leave. It is a variable rotating door with lots of bald pussies, and bouncing cocks. Hot sweaty bodies playing naked outside in the pool or sprinkler. Nap time being our favorite when we all curl up in my big bed, naked and happy, playing till we all fall asleep exhausted. Knowing when we wake up the fun will start all over again. And Nana doesn’t leave anyone out. Everyone gets all the love and attention I have to give. In return my pussy stays wet and happy and I dread the day they all have to return to school and jobs that tie them down for another long year. Oh how I love the sweet sounds of summer around here!kinky phonesex specials