Of course Harley is the judge since he came up with the contest. I don’t know where he comes up with some of these ideas but I love them. He called all the girls we know that love to play with us and invited them over. We went to the store and bought so many candy canes that the check out clerk looked at us like we had lost our minds. We couldn’t stop chattering about it all the way back home and while we waited for all the contestants. As they arrived and got naked we enjoyed hot chocolate with little marshmallows floating on top. Talking about the contest had all our pussies wet as hell. Finally Harley emerged in her sweet little red and white dress, looking like a little candy cane her self. She had us all lay down side by side as he began to unwrap candy canes and insert the candy canes in our pussies one at a time. Who would be able to fit the most candy canes in their tight little pussy? The winner would get to choose who had to lick all the candy canes clean. This may just become a holiday tradition around here.
Category: Ageplay phone sex
Sexy Gilf for Christmas
Sexy Gilf is what my middle grandson’s best friend calls me. He knows I play with my grand angels. He has witnessed me fuck his best friend’s dad before, so he knows about the open family dynamic I got going on. Well, last night he came over for a little holiday party I was having for my grand angels. After everyone had left, my grandson’s friend hung out. He approached me in the kitchen as I was cleaning up. I was sure he wanted to help. He looked at me hesitantly, like he was trying to muster up the courage to say something. Then he just blurted out, “Show me your tits.” His bravado was admirable. Of course I showed him my big jugs. I was happy too. I retorted after he snuck a peak at my udders, “Show me your pecker.” He didn’t hesitate that time. My mouth hit the floor. He had a seriously decent package going on for someone his age. I started to blow him when my grandson came in the kitchen. He got jealous. Pitched a fit. I assured him there was enough of this sexy granny to go around. Next thing I knew, I was getting tagged teamed by munchkins. Boy batter was shot up both my holes and it felt pretty fucking amazing. I popped that young lad’s cherry. Made him a man, just like I made my son a man a year earlier. If you are lucky, I will make you a man too. Granny knows best.
It’s snowing and BLOWING…
I saw you as I left the mall after finishing my Christmas Eve shift. Tall, dark chocolate, packing a huge bulge. You smiled at me and I felt my pussy twitch. There’s something about the thrill of a big, black cock. The snow had been falling all evening and the parking lot was almost empty. I felt the crunch of snow beneath my feet and caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I was almost to my car when I felt you take my arm. “Here, let me help you scrape those windows.” I was scared but I nodded. I unlocked the car and reached inside for a scraper. As I turned, I felt strong arms enclose me. You cupped my tit and reached under my skirt. Despite my fear, a sign escaped my lips. I reached for your cock, hungrily unzipping your fly. I slide down the snow covered car and took your massive blacksnake into my mouth. Chocolate cock tastes so good. Much better than a peppermint stick white boy. Your hips pumped as I tried to swallow the monster. I glanced up to see mall security sitting nearby. I knew the old, fat fuck who was working and I could tell he was enjoying the show. He was sitting there, slapping that tiny white dick, and watching me gulp nigger dick with the snow falling down on us. I felt my own orgasm rising up. I cupped your big black nutsac and began to suck and swirl that cock, pulling that cum from you. You moaned loudly as you gave up your load. With your jizz still in my mouth and snowflakes in my hair, I rose up to kiss you deeply, passing you the snowball. You licked your lips as you swallowed it all. Nearby, I heard the security guard moaning loudly as his own load splashed onto his steering wheel.
“Wanna go make some naked snow angels?” I asked. You flashed me a big white smile and I knew I was getting some BBC for Christmas.
Incest Phone Sex Family Fucking for the Holidays
Incest phone sex is the best. Now that my son is legal age, he can fuck me while I am talking dirty if he happens to be home. Some of my callers love hearing my son fuck my ass or my cunt. He does give me a good fucking. He has been my little mother fucker for a couple decades now. When he was younger, he would stroke his dick listening to me talk about our fucking experiences. Sometimes he would be all stealth like and slip between my legs so he could eat my pussy. I love to cum for my callers, but sometimes it hard to do that when talking and holding a phone. However, a sure fire way for me to cum quickly is to have my son licking my pussy at any age. His tongue works faster on my clit than a rabbit vibrator.
Sunday morning he was over to watch football. Not much football got watched. His cock was in one of my fuck holes pretty much all day long. Either I was blowing him or he was fucking me. Now that he is in college I don’t see him as much, so we make up for what use to be daily fucking, on the weekends. It’s always marathon fucking on Sundays. If I am real lucky, my daughter joins us too. I love having all three to play with at the same time. When I get to watch my son fuck his sister, I cannot help but squirt all over the place. I remember when they were young and they tried to hide the fact that they were fucking from me. I am not the kind of mommy you have to hide that from!
My daughter could not join us this time, but she will be home for a month as of Friday, my son too. So I will be having all sorts of family fucking going on for the holidays. My pussy can’t wait. All this mommy wants for Christmas is her son’s cock and her daughter’s sweet young bald pussy.
Family fun phone sex
Me and my bro are going Christmas shopping for the family today and I do not know what’s in the air around this time. It could be the cinnamon, could be the snowmen, could be the sexy idea of daddy as Santa- but whatever it is- it’s making my little kitty wet. I think my brother feels the same way since he can’t seem to stop have a boner around me. I swear since the last time we fucked around it’s always in standing ovation for me. It wants more! Fuck me and I do to. We are currently at the mall so it’s really not a good time. Fuck that I tell him I need to go to the restrooms and I push him Inside a family restroom! These are for family fucking right? Well too late now I put him on the toilet seat and straddle his cock head and force him inside of me. I want to fuck my brothers cock so hard and deep.
Mommy Phone Sex on Sunday Funday: Pigskin and Pussy
It’s Sunday Funday in my house. This mommy phone sex slut is ready too. Pigskin and pussy all day long for my little boys and their friends. Now that football is back in season, I let the boys invite friends over. We have a huge man cave and they are the men of the house. The recreation room is decked out with a movie screen size flat TV, XBOX, huge DVD collection and reclining chairs. Even have a refrigerator for soda and snacks. After I fix the boys a big breakfast, they go downstairs into the boy cave and play games until football starts. My job is to serve the snacks and pussy. Football and video games get little boys horny so easily.
Even before the first game begins at 1, they are stock piling their little dicks in my pussy. Feels so good to get stuffed like that. My boys have always said breakfast food makes them horny. Today it certainly did. I went downstairs and they were already anticipating my arrival. Had their cocks out stroking. My three boys and 2 of their little friends. That was five boy dicks that rammed my mommy pussy this morning. I was on the coffee table spread eagle as they fought for dibs on my cunt. They worked it out by cock size, the biggest pee pee got to fuck me first. Surprisingly, cock size doesn’t go hand in hand with age. The youngest boy had the biggest dick. That one has a future in porn, and an open invite to visit my MILF pussy anytime.
At that age, they don’t last long, but they recharge easily enough. I got filled with 5 loads of boy batter which is the equivalent of about 2 loads of man spunk. We had a good first round of pussy before pigskin. My pussy is nice and creamy, just how I like it. Once this first round of games starts, I will get filled up again at half time. I love Sunday Fundays. Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Always room for pigskin and pussy!