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Dirty Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is a real thing. I may not be your typical blue haired granny, but I am the grandma to 7 little ones. I had 6 brats of my own, and 4 of them have given me little ones to enjoy. Perhaps you didn’t enjoy spending time with your granny, but I bet if your granny was a hot dirty granny like me, you would have hung out at her place all the time. My little angels love coming over. Sometimes they spend the weekend with me; other times I just pick them up from school so they can have dinner with me and spend a little time.  Of course, at this granny’s house, clothes are optional.  I keep the heat on so no one gets cold; although it has been an unseasonably warm winter. That bodes well for me. I love looking at young naked bodies-boys and girls. Do you? The little girls just have chunky little butts, no stretched out inner pussy lips yet; just puffy slits. Oh, and bee sting boobies and no hair, not even peach fuzz yet.

kinky phone sexThe boys are hairless too, with the exception of my teen grandson. He has peach fuzz on his cock; but his cousins are smooth. If you visit this granny’s house, I promise you that you can not only look but you can touch too. Trust me, there is lots of touching going on here; even fucking. Even my youngest grandsons and granddaughters can still play. I finger little girl tight slits until they giggle and coo. I suck on little boy nubs until they pop a chubby. Asses are always open. Think of grandma’s house as a place you can explore all your P fantasies with a sexy mature accomplice.  I put the kinky in kinky phone sex.

Need GILF Phone Sex?

GILF phone sexNeed GILF phone sex? My granddaughter got me a tee shirt recently that just says “Got GILF?” I love to wear it in public. It is a tight baby doll style shirt so it accentuates my big tits nicely. I was walking the dog yesterday while donning my favorite tee. No bra on of course because I love the attention my big knockers get. They got some wanted attention too from the paper boy. He is a friend of my middle grandson. Not sure if he knows about the naughty fun I have with my grandsons or not. My boys have a hard time keeping secrets. He knew who I was, so he said hello. Then he asked me what GILF meant. I smiled, seized my opportunity and responded, “It means grandma I’d like to fuck.” His eyes got big, his pee pee twitched. I knew I had his attention. I invited him to come over for breakfast after he was finished delivering the newspaper. That’s right. I invited a young boy back to my place so I could molest him. I am a P granny. He showed up an hour later. He was so adorable. It was almost like a date. He had cleaned up a bit and brought me some flowers from his mother’s garden. “Do you want to see my tits, Martin,” I asked seductively? He just nodded. I felt so naughty molesting the paper boy, but I was going to change his life forever. And I did too! I wrapped my jugs around his little pecker, giving him his first titty fuck. He was about to cum, so I pulled back. “Not yet. I’m saving that boy batter for my pussy,” I smirked. He had to get on top of me because I was so much bigger than him, but it was hot how he just knew to thrust in and out of my pussy. He only lasted a few minutes, but he was glowing. I almost wanted to offer him a cigarette! He asked if he could back for lunch. This sexy granny has a new fan.

Mommy Phone Sex Slut is a Dirty P Granny Too

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex will always hold a special place for me. I may be a dirty granny now, but you don’t become a P granny without first being a mommy! I have 6 beautiful offspring ranging in age from 22-35. My adult offspring share two daddies, but I raised them all. Marriage never really worked for me because the real loves of my life were my sons and daughters. No man can compete with that. I date men my own age, but they have to be okay with my family fun lifestyle. My ex husbands didn’t like the competition. Silly men. They could have been fucking their daughters! I bet you wish we had been married. I do too. I have an accomplice in this new man I am seeing. I am pretty sure he only started dating me because of my granddaughters, but guess what? I am okay with that. More than okay actually. I like a P man because I am a P woman. Last night he showed his true colors, which made me so very happy. My daughter and my granddaughter paid us a visit for dinner. I saw the boner he got looking at that sweet young school girl. My daughter saw it too. “Any friend of mom’s, is a friend of ours,” my daughter purred as she undressed Lilly. Mark pulled out his cock and started stroking as my daughter stripped my favorite school girl naked for my special friend. Lilly knows how to greet men properly. She went up to Mark with her hands stretched out towards his hard cock. “Let me help you with that Uncle Mark,” she giggled before she started blowing him. He didn’t last long with her sweet little mouth  on his cock. Suddenly his dirty fantasy was a reality. One of the perks of dating a dirty sexy granny! Jealous?

Sexy Granny Samantha

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy is my name. Everyone in my neighborhood knows I am a dirty cougar; well all of the young boys know that . I spent President’s Day making some new friends with some young boys. They all had such a good time, that they have been sending me their younger brothers. I never say no to more boy cock. One of the boys sent me his baby brother who goes to school with my middle grandson. When my grandson came by after school last night, Evan was with him. Evan explained that I met his older brother Monday. I remembered his brother. I couldn’t help but wonder if Evan was as endowed as his brother. My grandson looked excited to watch me suck off his friend. Boys of all ages are so voyeuristic. I yanked young Evan’s underwear down and put him to the edge of my bed. He squealed in delight as I blew his cock. His eyes were closed and he started huffing and panting. “Your first blowjob, hun,” I inquired? He just squinted harder and nodded yes. I kept blowing him. I looked over at my grandson who was stroking his little pecker. He told his school friend his hot grandma sucks the best dick. I’m a proud cocksucking sexy GILF. Young boys deserve to have their dicks sucked by the best. I swallowed little Evan’s load, but there was nothing small about his load. For such a young boy,  I was impressed with the size of that load. I savored every drop too. The first load of cum out of a virgin cock always taste the best. I had to tend to my grandson’s boner after that of course. I had back to back loads of boy batter. I swear by boy jizz actually. It is my fountain of youth.

Sexy GILF Boy Bang

sexy GILFWhat does a sexy GILF do on a school holiday? She fucks little boys. Lots of them too. Every young lad in my neighborhood knows where to go for some special fun. I often wonder if the neighborhood parents know I am a P granny because parents have no problem asking me to watch or check in on their little ones when there is a school holiday or a snow day. A couple I know from just living in my neighborhood for decades, asked me to check on their teen sons. Now these boys are old enough to be left alone obviously, but perhaps they were worried they would get into some trouble if left to their own devices. Or maybe they knew I was a P grandma who would drain their sons’ balls and keep them out of trouble. Too much cum build up is the reason boys act out. I don’t believe in ADHD. I believe in ball draining.

grandma phone sexAround noon, I walked down the block to check on the boys. There were several cars in the drive way.  Clearly they were not alone. When I walked in the house, I was swarmed by a band of boys. They knew I was coming over; they were prepared. A President’s Day boy bang? Fuck yes. I would rather be getting stuffed by young boy cock than shopping any day. I thoroughly drained 20 something teen boys. They all came a couple times. I turned my neighbor’s home into a porn studio, but if they had no clue what I would do to their boys when they were away, then I was sure the boys would clean up the crime scene so I would be invited over again. I went home with boy batter oozing down my thighs. I showered, then had another boy bang with my even younger grandsons. Yes, this grandma phone sex slut loves school holidays.

Sexy Gilf Foursome

sexy gilfAs a sexy GILF,  I never want for cock. Man cock, boy cock, family cock….I get them all. Sometimes I luck out and get all three kinds of cock at once. I was out with a girlfriend last night. We went to this new club looking fine and on the prowl for some younger cock. It was cougars night out. I met this 30 year old man who was hot for me because I reminded him of his mother.  You know that only turned me on more. I invited him back to my place to fuck. My oldest son and his boy are staying with me for a few days while some repairs are done on their roof. I was hoping they would still be awake so they could watch me entertain my new friend. They were up and at attention when I came home with Chuck. I told Chuck I was a real life dirty mommy and my son could vouch for that fact.  My grandson chimed in that I was a dirty granny too. Chuck was rock hard. Well you know what I did, right? I suggested we all play. Family fucking is hotter with a guest! Chuck just about wet his pants at the suggestion. He thought he was in a wet dream. I unzipped my grandson and my son’s pants, pulled out their cocks and blew them in front of our guest. I was so wet. As I was playing with my cunt, Chuck helped himself to my ass as I blow banged my favorite father and son. When I go out on the prowl for younger cock, I am always secretly hoping for something like this to happen. I love being watched and I really like to give other guys the family incest experience. Chuck fucked my pussy, my ass and my mouth. So did my boys. We all woke up this morning well fucked and smelling like sex. Great way to start off a Monday, don’t you think?

Family Fucking Fun

family fuckingFamily fucking is all I know. I have been an incest slut since a young girl, so I have grown to really love keeping it in the family. I wish it was more acceptable to fuck your family members. I can get away with pushing the envelope more with my sons and daughters because they are adults now, but with my grand angels, I don’t have the freedom I wish I did. I was at Chucky Cheese last night with my offspring and some of the grand angels because it was one of my granddaughter’s birthdays. Her older brother is my eldest grandson and he gets me super horny all the time. He has a 7 inch hard cock 24/7 and is always happy to see his grandma if you know what I mean. While we were eating pizza, the littlest ones were playing in that big cesspool of germs with all the balls. I was sitting in between my oldest son and my oldest grandson. Now, I could lean over and French kiss my son. No one outside of the family would know he is my son; however, if I did the same to my teen grandson, the cops would have been called in all likelihood. So while I was making out with my son in a public place, I stroked my grandson discreetly from under the table. He is a young teen boy, hard to be discreet. Now he wasn’t like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally, but he did look like he was having a seizure. When folks started looking concerned, my son jumped up and acted like he was doing the Heimlich on him so folks didn’t question what was going on. My son looked at me and said, “I can’t take you anywhere.” No, no you can’t. I much prefer to stay home where I can be the dirty incest phone sex slut you know and love.

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Incest Phone Sex Super Bowl Sunday

incest phone sexIncest phone sex is all that is going on today in granny’s house. We have a tradition of watching the game as a family.  Everyone is invited, even friends of family. Super Bowl Sunday is about the girls in this family servicing the boys. The pre show was my granddaughters blowing their daddies, their brothers and their cousins. I may have helped too. My body was used as a serving tray for snacks because I like little tongues on my body and I have a good canvas for food being tall and thick. We are creative. Chips in between my big boobs with two different dips on my tits. Relish tray on my pussy with my special sauce as dip! They boys love my granny nectar. I like dipping little cocks into ranch dressing and licking it off. Before the game started it was just a family fuck fest. A messy fuck fest, but a fuck fest. I dipped little cocktail weenies into my granddaughter’s bald cunnies and the fed them to the boys. My oldest boys were over and we had the girls suck ranch and wing sauce of their dicks. It was more like hot cocks today. My place is hotter than the halftime show. Lady Gaga has nothing on my little sluts. I turned them into Young Gag Gags as they choked on big hard cock. I ended up inviting a few men I know over. It is the biggest sex trade day of the year. Why shouldn’t I cash in a little on that. I just called it a party fee to cover the expense of beer and food and tossed in jailbait pussy for free. The game may be over, but young ones are still having fun with the men. It is never too late to join this party.

Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex calls always make me play with my old pussy! I have 7 grand angels ranging in age from just learning to crawl to teens.  Guys call me because they know I enjoy sharing those little ones. We can all fit in grandma’s big bed. I have all sorts of granny callers. Some men like little boys; some men like little girls; and some men like both. I like both too. My young grandsons can fuck me; some fuck me better than others depending on their cock size. The girls have all been trained on how to eat granny’s pussy and ass. I have to admit, I have trained them well too. Each one of them can really make me squirt. I believe in keeping it in the family, so we have lots of orgies at granny’s house. Every now and then, a guest stops by for the fun. I know a few perverts like me who enjoy extreme age play. Would you be one such guy? I have no limits, so never hesitate to ask me for what you want! I don’t even mind if fuck holes are ruined. That is what frozen vegetables and inner tubes are made for: soothing little puckered assholes and swollen pussies.

gilf phone sexSome guys call me for GILF phone sex because they like to imagine that they are my grandson. I have to admit, as much as I love being a P granny, I do enjoy playing your grandma too. I have guys who want to age play so they can pretend to be younger. Do you ever think about being a little boy again spending the night at grandma’s place? Maybe granny catches you masturbating and decides to show you how to stroke your young dick. Grandma fantasies are common. I know my grandsons sure do have dirty thoughts about their sexy granny. I am so grateful that they do too! So who wants to go to grandma’s house?

GILF Phone Sex Weekend

GILF phone sexGILF phone sex is a thing. You would be surprised how many men want a grandma I would like to fuck. My oldest grandson is in high school. He told me some of his friends think I am a gilf. I take that as a major compliment. I was feeling extra naughty this weekend so I told him to invite some of his friends over.  Who doesn’t like sleepovers? When my grandson came home with 5 young teen boys I felt like I won the lottery. A cougar and 6 teen boys for a weekend? That is a porn movie. It really was too. They put their bags away in my grandson’s room, then instead of rushing to the game room, they came into the kitchen to see what this sexy granny was up too. I wanted to jump them right there, but I played it cool. I make the boys make the first move. Just a little thing I do to make them want me more. Tease the young boys and they fuck you harder. I was in a short skirt and a sheer top. No under garments.  I bent down to pull cookies out of the oven and showed them my perfect bald pussy from behind. I heard the gasps. When I turned around, I asked them if they wanted some GILF and cookies. Those beautiful hard teen cocks were at attention. And they were all mine. I showed them how this hot grandma delivers a boy bang. Six teen cocks down my throat like I was a porn queen. They filled my mouth up with special their milk! The whole weekend we remained naked. I was pretty much fucked 24/7. With 6 teen boys in my house, someone was always hard and wanting to fuck. I barely slept, but not complaining. Best weekend in a long time.