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It’s Granny and Mommy Phone Sex with Me

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex calls make up about half of my calls. The other half of my calls are for grandma sex. I am happy either way because I am a real life dirty mom and a dirty granny. Incest is my way of life. My incest life began with my brother, continued with my uncle, but was solidified when I started birthing brats. I had 6 offspring with two baby daddies; three daughters and three sons. The husbands are long gone, but my sons and daughters are still staples in my life. It is wonderful to see my family come full circle. Now, most of my brood has started having families of their own. Families that I get to be a major part of too. Seeing how my sons and daughters raise their little ones the way I raised them makes me so very happy. Incest sex brings families together; it is not my experience that it is physiologically or emotionally damaging. My sons and daughters are prime examples that incest never hurt them. Their progeny are prime examples too. My grand angels are popular, smart and good little humans, just as their parents were at their age. They love their grandma so much too. With the summer here, they hang out at grandma’s house more. I don’t mind being the summer babysitter either. I get to lounge naked outside by the pool with them while I talk dirty. Sometimes, often times, they are in ear shot, at least eye shot, of when I am talking dirty with you. They enjoy hearing me tell guys about dirty times with their parents.  I am a phone sex mommy and a phone sex granny. Incest is a way of life for me and my own. I would love to help make it a life for you and your own too.

Sexy Granny Sam Loves Van Halen

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha is enjoying summer break. My oldest grandson has an upcoming birthday. He is a rocker boy. Loves rock music and playing guitar, not as much as fucking his grandma, however. When he was a little guy, I bought him Guitar Hero, where he discovered Michael Anthony of Van Halen, my rock gods. I love Van Halen, so when I heard Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony and Jason Bonham, the son of John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, were touring together as a band, I decided to surprise him for his birthday with an overnight excursion to Ohio. Sammy Hagar with Van Halen is my favorite rock band. I booked us a room in a spa hotel. We had our own pool and hot tub and were minutes from the venue. We had a blast. My grandson got to see me flash my big boobies to rock gods. Sammy Hagar gave a shout out to my big boobs too. My grandson had such a hard on seeing all the attention my concert boobies garnered. I won’t lie. I would have gone back staged and fucked the shit out of Sammy Hagar or Michael Anthony, but this was a celebration of the day my son brought me my first grandson to fuck. I was high and drunk after seeing my favorite rock gods. That was good for my grandson.  My teen grandson got head in the hot tub. He got to fuck me in the pool. Plus, he got his first underwater head in the pool. After he came about a dozen times while we blasted Van Halen music, he turned his attention to my my wet granny pussy. I sat on the edge of the pool while my grandson licked the words to the Van Halen song, “Don’t Tell Me What Love Can Do.” I showed Sammy Hagar my boobs. I fucked my grandson and celebrated his birthday to our favorite band. It was a great night.

Grandma Phone Sex Summer

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex summer is here boys. Who wants to visit their granny? All my grand angels love hanging out with their grandma. Did you like going to your grandma’s house? I’m not your typical granny. I don’t make cookies and squeeze your cheeks. I may squeeze your balls, however. This granny can’t keep her hands off her cute boys. I like to put more than my hands on my grandsons too. My mouth doesn’t just give pecks. My mouth devours the little hairless cocks and balls. I am greedy when it comes to boy cocks and boy cum.  I am a dirty granny in case you didn’t guess that. Personally, I think that is the best kind of granny. When you spend the weekend with me, you will never want to leave. You won’t want to play with your friends or spend hours gaming either. Sexy grandmas like myself enjoy naked twister and hide the pickle. We like to spend quality time with our grandsons naked and learning the joys of sex. Summer has just begun. My pool is open. My legs are spread. Granny can’t wait for your visit. Pack your bag and spend the weekend with your sexy and horny grandma.

Sexy Granny Summer

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy is excited for summer. That is what I keep telling my cougar friends. Why? Because when it is summer, that means my grand angels are over all the time. Not only are they over to use the pool, but they are over to fuck. Even my granddaughters enjoy coming over to have their sweet bald slits licked by granny Sammy. Several of my fellow GILFs asked if I would be interested in grandma swapping. Think of it as a kinky adopt a grandma program. We share grand angels amongst one another like swinging. It is an awesome idea in my opinion; one I am sad to say I did not think of first. The grand angels get to benefit from a variety of different pussies and we get to see how other grand angels take care of their elders. Variety is the spice of life. We are having our first swap meet at my place this weekend since I will be opening the pool for the first time this season. It will be me, my 6 oldest grand babies; four of my closest sexy GILFs and about a dozen other little ones. That is my kind of pool party. Maybe if you ask nicely, you can come over and join me and my fellow GILFs for a wild and fun summer.

Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsYoung boys love sexy grandma pics. Older men too. I think a hot granny like myself is a much more appreciated thing these days. My grandsons love all the sexy naughty pics I send them. Most boys’ cell phones are filled up with pictures of their dogs and friends. Not mine. It is all about their grandma. Pics of me spread wide, masturbating and fucking; even some pictures of me fucking other members of the family, like their daddies, uncles and one another. I was in the kitchen this morning making cookies when the heat of the oven made me hot in more than one way. I started playing with my pussy. I used a few kitchen utensils to help speed along my orgasm. I thought to myself this is something the boys would enjoy seeing. I used my selfie stick, which is the best thing for naughty selfies, to get some choice pictures of my sexy granny pussy spread wide with a wire whisk up my cunt and the baster in my ass. Once I sent it to all three boys who have cell phones, the phone started ringing from their schools. Funny, suddenly all three boys felt ill and needed grandma to pick them up early from school. Now, I enjoy kitchen utensils, but they never could replace the feel of boy cock in my old twat. I drove around town picking up every boy to come home and fuck granny. Perhaps, I should have made them wait until after school, but I was fucking horny too. I promised them some family fucking then homework. They agreed. While I played with my cum filled cunt afterwards, they worked on their school work. Do you want to come play at grandma’s house? I make the cookies, but you bring the milk; boy milk.

Sexy Grandmas

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are everywhere these days. I am the best of both worlds as a hot mom and a hot granny. I get more calls to fuck grandma, than I do mommy, but I am cool with that. I love little ones. I enjoy role playing with age play. I get grandma action daily now that so many of my grand angels hang out at grandma’s house. After school, three of my babies hang with me until their parents get home from work daily. Others on an as needed basis. Summer is approaching soon, and my house will be full with little ones and teens all day long. I am a free naughty babysitter. What did you do at your grandma’s house? Did you eat her pussy? Did you tongue her asshole? Did she motor boat you with her over sized 44 EE natural tits? Did you titty fuck her? Did she give you head? Did you get to fuck her? If you answered no to any of my questions, you had a bad granny. She didn’t know what she was missing if you ask me. I am a different breed of grandma. I am horny and I like to fuck. Young boys are horny and want to fuck. It’s a perfect match. Toss in some young hormonal pussy too and I am a porn star sexy granny. I’m the grandma. I can have my fun with the little ones and give them back to their parents! Do you want to come over to grandma’s house too?

Mommy Sex on Mother’s Day

mommy sexMommy sex was in abundance yesterday as it was Mother’s Day. Did you do anything special to your mother? You know, like make her an anal sex mommy or impregnate her with your baby batter? I tell all my callers that Mother’s Day is the one day of the year you can give your mom your cock as a present without hesitation. All my sons fucked me on Mother’s Day when growing up. They thought it was cute to put their dick in a box for me. Horny young boys are cheeky like that. But, moms appreciate the sentiment, even goody two shoes mommies. My sons still fuck me, not just on Mother’s Day either. I don’t see my oldest boys as much now that they have families of their own, but all my boys and my grandboys were assembled under my roof yesterday to celebrate me. I was spoiled with presents first, then spoiled with cum. We enjoy a lot of family fucking in my clan, but Mother’s Day is all about me. My pussy gets eaten a million times. My asshole licked too. I get fucked in whatever position I want and I can tell the boys to cum where I want them to cum. Personally, I love to swallow cum and lick it off my big tits. I will not lie to you. Three sons and three grandsons wore my pussy and ass out. I could have just laid back and let them worship my wet mommy pussy all night long, but I like to give back as much as I get. I was squirting all over the walls, that was how much attention my mommy pussy was getting from my boys. So, it was only fair I give back. I gave back with my mouth, my pussy, my ass, my hands and my tits. What a wonderful Mother’s Day.

Sexy GILF Samantha

sexy gilfSexy GILF Samantha is what the school boys call me. I love it too. I was walking my granddaughter home from school yesterday, when a boy yelled my named. I turned around and flashed him my jugs. He fell off his bike. Oops. I didn’t mean to hurt the boy. My granddaughter played Florence Nightingale. She ran to his rescue. She insisted he come to our place so I could tend to his wounds. He skinned his knee pretty bad. I let him rest his head on my big tits as I poured alcohol on his scraped knee. As I was cleaning up his knee, he started sucking on my boob. He asked, after a while, “Where is the milk?” I had to explain to him I’m not a sexy mommy. Well, I am, but I am more of the sexy grandma type these days. I told him my boobs no longer get milk. He asked if he could still suck on them. “Of course, you can, honey,” I responded. My pussy was dripping wet. I love simulating breast feeding with my grand angels, so of course I enjoyed the neighbor boy sucking on my big udders. I wish they still carried milk, but I made that boy think that if he sucked hard and long enough, milk would magically appear. He sucked on my old tits like his life depended on it. His little pee pee was stiff as a board. He enjoyed sucking on my boobs as much as I enjoyed him sucking on them. My granddaughter is a trained family whore. She couldn’t help herself. When she sees a stiff dick on any guy, regardless of age, she takes it in her mouth. She knows a stiff dick needs relieved. She was the one that got some milk, boy milk. I love that she is trained so well.

Family Fucking

family fuckingFamily fucking is the only way to live. My first born son and his son, paid us a visit this week. They are in town for the Kentucky Derby. He is the only offspring that doesn’t live in my state. I miss him terribly, but it is always so good to see him when he visits. My grandson has grown up to be a handsome lad too. Although my son is the oldest of my offspring, his son is the second oldest grand angel. Last time I saw him was Thanksgiving, but in a few short months he had a major growth spurt. That happens to boys at a certain age. Girls too. They start growing like weeds. Now my grandson is no virgin. He has had plenty of incest sex in this family, especially with one of his Aunts and his own mother They are younger than me with tighter pussies, so smaller cocks stay inside of them. A well fucked granny and mother of six, needs a growth spurt in a boy for his cock to stay in place in her pussy.

incest sexHis cock had no problem staying in my pussy. He was happy to see his grandma too. I had to suck on his cock first. That made his daddy jealous, so he pulled his dick out too. I can suck two at once. I am a seasoned old whore! Father and son didn’t seem to mind either. I used to suck my sons this way when they were younger since they got so worked up waiting their turn. Horny boys don’t care if their cocks touch. Horny grannies don’t care if they gag and swallow two loads at once. I may only have one mouth, but I have an ass and a pussy, so they each got a hole to fuck. Everyone was happy, especially me. You can be happy too. Check out one of our caller specials before you call for some incest phone sex.

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Sexy Grandmas Love Young Boys

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are all the rage these days. I was walking our new puppy at the dog park yesterday when I caught the eye of some young boys. A puppy works wonders on attracting the young ones. So is a nice rack with no bra. I know the puppy was just an excuse to come over and initiate a conversation. I was born at night, just not last night. We got to talking and as it turns out one of the boys goes to school with my middle grandson. When he realized I was Samantha, as in Zach’s sexy granny Sammy, his eyes got as big as the sky. Apparently, he has seen some pictures of me. My grandsons love to brag. You would too if your grandma looked like me. I invited the boys back to the house for some MILF and cookies. And a game I love called “Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine.” The boys were all excited to play that game too. The moment I mentioned it, little cocks came out of their shorts. A woman of my word, out came my boobs. Next I showed them my pussy. Clearly, they had never seen one not on a computer screen. I gave them an anatomy lesson. Boys are never too young to learn how to please a woman, right? It is an important life skill. Boys and men who can eat pussy can get out of trouble; just like girls and women who can give great head can have anything they want. I taught them how to eat pussy. After they completed their first lesson, I showed them how a cougar gives head. Boys never forget their first blowjob. I bet you still remember your first head experience? If it was an older woman, like myself, I bet she ruined you for girls your own age!