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Not Your Typical Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexI am not your typical grandma. I am a grandma phone sex slut. I am in my 60s and I smoke a lot of weed and I fuck a lot of young boys and girls. I fuck my sons and daughters too. I am going to go out of this world high and full of cum, I have no doubt. My memory is not what it used to be. That is age, distance from my past and a lot of weed. I am not a pot head to just be a pot head. That would be my youngest son. He is a complete stoner. His dick still works, he is successful in his job, so I never give him hell for being a stoner in high school. As I got older, I had a lot of back issues from my chest. I have 44 EEEs. All real. In the 80s, a doctor wanted me to have a breast reduction. I said no. Perhaps I should have said yes because carrying around this extra weight plus a bad car wreck in the 90s fucked up my back. But I want to fuck like I am in m 20s with a perfect back still, so my stoner son turned me on to weed and edibles. High, I can fuck like I am in my 20s and not feel like a 60-year-old woman with a bad back. I refuse to let a little pain stop me from having hot incest sex. I am a kinky old broad who is not going down unless it is on my knees to suck some boy cock. Thanks to my stoner son, I found the secret to keep fucking into my 80s. I get older, my lovers get younger. How hot is that? Men have been doing it forever. Hugh Hefner was in his 80s with twin 18-year-old girlfriends.  That is how I roll. I love young dick. I love young pussy too. My body may be a little broke down, but if I can toke, I can fuck better than any 20 something girl.

Sexy Granny Loves Young Cock and Modern Technology

sexy grannyThis sexy granny got a pic of her grandson. He is 19, so he can be in pics now. He just does not want to be. And I get it, so I mostly obscured his face and its not a nude. It is a pic of me right before I grabbed his cock. We were in the hotel in a different city for a little getaway. He is back in college now. His spring break is over. He will try to get back to see me for Easter weekend. Right now, all I have are my memories of my stud grandson fucking the shit out of me. He has been doing that for many years now. Yeah, you can do the math. I am a P woman. Proud of it too. My grandson went from jailbait to barely legal, but I still love fucking him. I have another grandson who is fucking me now too, but he does not yet have the skills his older cousin does. I like fucking anyone in my family. I am an incest sex queen, but those young boys really know how to drench my old cougar cunt. I was so horny last night I got on snap chat with both grandsons. Did you know it has a video call feature and it just erases all conversations and videos after an hour or so? Perfect for me jacking off with my jailbait grandson. I put him to bed with a smile on his face. The beauty of being a woman is no down time needed in between orgasms. I came with my middle boy and then called my oldest grandson to cum again. He was happy to see me video messaging him. His cock was happy to see me too. I love modern technology. I can at least see some young grandson cock if it is not right there to fuck me. I am sure sexy grandmas everywhere are happy for modern technology.

Sexy Grandma Pics and Bra Shopping

sexy grandma picsDo you like my sexy grandma pics? I have beautiful, natural, big breasts. All the women in my family are busty. My oldest granddaughter developed boobs over night it seemed. Yesterday, I took her shopping for her first real bra. She was so excited. She has outgrown her training bra. She has more than puffy mounds. She is a long way from my 44 EEE breasts, but she no longer has just puffy mounds. We had a creeper in the mall. He was following us around as we shopped. I knew he was into my granddaughter. He was close to my age give or take a few years. Men my age are rarely interested in me. I get it. I am not jealous of the attention my granddaughter’s little budding body gets. I welcome all the attention. When I told her we had a creeper, she turned around and blew him a kiss. I was not expecting that. She is a little cock tease. My granddaughter started shaking her little ass as we walked into Victoria Secret. I wanted to get her one of the Pink bras that all the high school and college girls wear. It would make her feel like she fits in with girls closer to her age. I also got her a sexy bra to wear for her daddy and uncle. She has long wanted what she calls a sexy bra to wear. She goes through my lingerie drawer and her mother’s things too. She is curious about what men want and like. I tell her all the time that men want her regardless of what she wears. We got her several bras. I got worked up in the changing room watching her model sexy bras for me. The guy was still outside the Victoria Secret entrance when we came out. He never spoke to us. He stayed a safe distance, but I knew why he was there. I let my dirty mind race then I took my angel home. This sexy granny molested her girl for hours. I had you in my mind though. I thought of all the dirty things a man my age would love to do to a little girl with budding breasts and a bald pussy. My little angel came so hard on my face. I bet you wish it was you.

Family Fucking Getaway

family fuckingI am fresh off a two-day family fucking trip with my son and his son. Oh, my we had fun. We went to see this band I like called the Dirty Knobs. They were playing back to back nights. We got this hotel room in a boutique hotel across the street from the music venue. We never drove while we were there. I am sore from standing on my feet for hours for two nights, but my boys gave me the TLC I needed in the hotel room. This hotel had a bunch of other things in it too. One floor had 8 boutique rooms and no one else staying there but us. The large Jacuzzi tub accommodated at least two of us at a time. One of my favorite memories was being on all fours in the Jacuzzi tub with my son sitting on the ledge to get sucked by his sexy mommy while his son fucked my ass from behind. I love when I have two family cocks in me at once. My boys knew that the concerts were rough on my old bones, so they never minded giving me some TLC once back in the hotel room. We had one big bed. I slept in the middle so I could play with both of their cocks when we woke up. Hell, our last morning there, I woke up before they did and noticed their cocks were both awake. I put a hand on each cock and gently woke them up. They came in my hands, then turned their focus onto me. I was happy for that because I felt like a truck had run over me. They took turns worshiping my pussy. A few hard cums for me and I was feeling much better. It was a great mini vacation filled with great music, food, lots of booze and some much needed incest sex.

Need Gilf Phone Sex?

gilf phone sexNeed GILF phone sex? I am a grandma you would like to fuck. I have more experience than most mothers you would like to fuck. Plus, I look great for my age. Tall, blonde, big tits, a tight shaved pussy and I am always horny. Young studs line up to get some action from this golden girl. I woke up yesterday morning to a noise outside my bedroom window. One of my grandson’s hunky friends had his face pressed up against my bedroom window jacking his dick. He was trying to find the room my grandson was in but got distracted when he saw this sexy granny naked in bed. I brought him inside. I blew his cock until it was as stiff as a woodpecker’s nose. I got him good and hard with my mouth. My nick name is Granny Hoover. I am sure you can infer why, LOL. I lowered my granny snatch on his throbbing cock until his balls were tight against my ass. He lifted my big tits to his mouth, started sucking on a boob as I bounced on his dick. His cock was hard as a hammer, nailing the shit out of my cougar cunt. My grandson heard the racket and came into my room to discover me riding his high school pal. He was not shocked. He Knows what a cougar I am. He just was not going to sit on the sidelines. I let both studs share me. Two young cocks are better than one. I clenched my pussy muscles against the friend’s cock while my grandson took my ass. I love fucking bareback so I can I feel a river of cum pour out my fuck holes. One of the many benefits of fucking a sexy gilf is that you do not have to wear a rubber. My morning began with two young cocks pumping me full of cum. That is never a bad way to start a day.

 

Family Fucking Weekends

family fuckingIt was a family fucking weekend. Most of my family came over because my oldest grandson is home for a week for his spring break. He stays with me every time because I am closer to his friends, he helps me out with some heavy labor, and he can fuck me whenever his dick gets hard. He fucks his mother, but she is a nurse with a real job. She is gone 12 hours a day. He cannot control his erections to accommodate his mother’s work schedule. With me, however, he can fuck my mouth or eat my pussy while I am talking dirty. I am his favorite to fuck, but that is because we have had the most time together. Plus, I do have the biggest tits in the family. All the women love fucking him. His mother, his two aunts, his sister and his cousins. He is a fun fuck. He has a stiff cock. It is always hard and when it cums, it is hard again quickly. My youngest daughter, his aunt, monopolized his time yesterday. She was out of commission for a month or so because she had a rough delivery of our latest bundle of joy. But since she is breastfeeding still, she cannot get pregnant right now which means she is begging for that family cum to be dumped in her sweet box. She is making up for lost time by fucking as much as she can. My grandson is the only one in the family who can cum, stay hard, and cum again 20 minutes later. My middle grandson is still learning how to do that. Teen boys are popular in any incest sex family for this reason. Most of the weekend, my oldest grandson had his cock buried in a cunt. He is only home for a week, and I will be with him and his father for two days in another city fucking like rabbits, so I am happy to take a backseat for now and let the other women in the family get their fill of hard teen cock. Although who ever gets enough of that.

Family Fucking and Prostate Milking

family fuckingFamily fucking is what I love most. I am so excited for my getaway next week with my son and his son. I already packed. Among my bohemian clothes, I put a few dildos in the suitcase. My son and grandson love to watch me play with my pussy. Sometimes, a boy learns better how to please a woman by watching her make herself cum. Think about it. You can learn just where to touch and how to touch to make her cum. But I like to use dildos on my boys too. Dildo fun is not just for girls, men. The male G-spot is the prostate and that is in the ass. My oldest son loves a good prostate draining. He is as straight as they come, but he loves me pegging and fingering his ass. And because he is so open about liking his ass played with, his son likes prostate play too. Mature sexy women know how to milk a prostate and we never once question if that makes you gay. We know it does not. Why should men be the only ones to have earth shattering cums? I think men should get pegged and milked. Not all the time, but every now and then, a good ball draining might be just what you need. I am all set for my getaway with my son and grandson. I wish it was Wednesday already.

Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma pics

My grandson who is in college wanted some more sexy grandma pics. He requested a pink shot. That meant he want to see his grandma’s juicy cunt. I was happy to do my best cunt selfie for him. I used my daughter’s selfie ring light to help illuminate my pretty pussy. When I was a young girl, no such thing as selfies. We had no way of sending nude pictures to each other. Maybe you could use a Polaroid instant camera to take sexy pictures, but that was never instant. Modern technology has made jacking off and flirting boldly so much easier. His spring break is next week, and he will spend most of it with me. I will be taking him and his father on a little mid-week getaway next week. I cannot wait. Me and two men in a city that does not know we are related? That is like letting a fat brat loose in a candy store. I can dirty dance in public. I can kiss my boys in public. I can moan loudly in our hotel room too because no one knows we are related. I will just look like a cougar to the onlookers. Honestly, it is the best kind of freedom. I know my son and grandson are looking forward to not needing to share me too. I may work a little from our hotel here and there, but for the most part my two men get me to themselves. They will go do sports museums and boring stuff like that, leaving me to tell my horny incest sex fans all about my dirty antics though. That is what I love about this job. I can actually share the taboo things I do with my family and not disgust you! It is far more fun to share my dirty family fun with someone who can appreciate it. Granny still has game, men.

Sissy Phone Sex for the Most Depraved Sissies Too

sissy phone sexI enjoy sissy phone sex calls. I do not get them often, but as a mature woman, sissies call me. Most of my sissy callers are your run of the mill sissies. They want to dress up in mommy’s pretty underthings and maybe get pegged or taught how to suck cock. I had an extremely taboo sissy caller a few days ago. One I will never forget. He wanted me to blog our call because I think he wanted the world to know just how vile, pathetic, and disgusting he is. I have never talked to a sissy like him. My guess is there will never be a sissy like him again either. This sissy faggot wanted to suck dirty dicks. Like he had me take him to this freeway underpass where the homeless live. He was offering free blowjobs. What kind of crazy sick shit is that? He is by far the sickest and most vile sissy I have ever encountered. While he was sucking dirty dicks, he was begging for these men to give him AIDS? Like, seriously? What the fuck. I thought I was shock proof. I mean I am an extreme ageplay phone sex gal. I thought I was beyond being creeped out or shocked, but this sissy took the case begging for dirty dick. Talk about understanding that you are worthless and cannot do anything for women, LOL. This sissy knows who he is and what he deserves. I helped him suck those dirty cocks  and lick those dirty asses too. I mean if you are that pathetic to have a death wish, who am I to stop you. Homeless men need head too. If some sissy faggot with a death wish wants to be abused and humiliated so badly, I will dish it out. I will give him dirty dicks. I love sissy training, even the most depraved sissies deserve a sissy trainer.

Family Fucking is the Best

family fuckingFamily fucking is the best. I have a big family. I have three sons, three daughters, 4 granddaughters and 3 grandsons. Plus, I have an older brother and 4 son and daughter in laws. We all like to play together. Getting us all together is hard though because of work schedules and stuff. I am easy to work around because I am a phone sex granny. I just tell the owner I need some time off to create some extra hot blogs, and I get the time off.  I have a couple family members in the health care field which makes it harder to coordinate. We have two big family get togethers a year. The other times it is usually a mix of family for smaller trips. Now that Covid seems to be in the rear view for the most part, I am back to having monthly getaways with my offspring and some of the grands. A little quality time together for two days in another city doing something fun and having incest sex is a good thing for us. It be a good thing for you too. Maybe a daddy daughter trip or whisk your hot mommy somewhere. We are a family who loves live music, so we often travel to see someone’s favorite artist or band. I booked a cute Air B and B in a city three hours away to see a concert.  It will be me, my two oldest sons and my oldest grandson. I love all combinations of family but having three men with me means granny is a three-hole whore. We will see the city. We will fuck. We will go out to bars and restaurants. We will fuck some more. This Air B and B has a hot tub, so there will be some action there too. I love having a big kinky family, but I like the smaller get togethers too. I am sexy mommy and an incest queen, so no matter who I am with I am enjoying some quality incest.