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I am fresh off a two-day family fucking trip with my son and his son. Oh, my we had fun. We went to see this band I like called the Dirty Knobs. They were playing back to back nights. We got this hotel room in a boutique hotel across the street from the music venue. We never drove while we were there. I am sore from standing on my feet for hours for two nights, but my boys gave me the TLC I needed in the hotel room. This hotel had a bunch of other things in it too. One floor had 8 boutique rooms and no one else staying there but us. The large Jacuzzi tub accommodated at least two of us at a time. One of my favorite memories was being on all fours in the Jacuzzi tub with my son sitting on the ledge to get sucked by his sexy mommy while his son fucked my ass from behind. I love when I have two family cocks in me at once. My boys knew that the concerts were rough on my old bones, so they never minded giving me some TLC once back in the hotel room. We had one big bed. I slept in the middle so I could play with both of their cocks when we woke up. Hell, our last morning there, I woke up before they did and noticed their cocks were both awake. I put a hand on each cock and gently woke them up. They came in my hands, then turned their focus onto me. I was happy for that because I felt like a truck had run over me. They took turns worshiping my pussy. A few hard cums for me and I was feeling much better. It was a great mini vacation filled with great music, food, lots of booze and some much needed incest sex.
Need GILF phone sex? I am a grandma you would like to fuck. I have more experience than most mothers you would like to fuck. Plus, I look great for my age. Tall, blonde, big tits, a tight shaved pussy and I am always horny. Young studs line up to get some action from this golden girl. I woke up yesterday morning to a noise outside my bedroom window. One of my grandson’s hunky friends had his face pressed up against my bedroom window jacking his dick. He was trying to find the room my grandson was in but got distracted when he saw this sexy granny naked in bed. I brought him inside. I blew his cock until it was as stiff as a woodpecker’s nose. I got him good and hard with my mouth. My nick name is Granny Hoover. I am sure you can infer why, LOL. I lowered my granny snatch on his throbbing cock until his balls were tight against my ass. He lifted my big tits to his mouth, started sucking on a boob as I bounced on his dick. His cock was hard as a hammer, nailing the shit out of my cougar cunt. My grandson heard the racket and came into my room to discover me riding his high school pal. He was not shocked. He Knows what a cougar I am. He just was not going to sit on the sidelines. I let both studs share me. Two young cocks are better than one. I clenched my pussy muscles against the friend’s cock while my grandson took my ass. I love fucking bareback so I can I feel a river of cum pour out my fuck holes. One of the many benefits of fucking a sexy gilf is that you do not have to wear a rubber. My morning began with two young cocks pumping me full of cum. That is never a bad way to start a day.
It was a family fucking weekend. Most of my family came over because my oldest grandson is home for a week for his spring break. He stays with me every time because I am closer to his friends, he helps me out with some heavy labor, and he can fuck me whenever his dick gets hard. He fucks his mother, but she is a nurse with a real job. She is gone 12 hours a day. He cannot control his erections to accommodate his mother’s work schedule. With me, however, he can fuck my mouth or eat my pussy while I am talking dirty. I am his favorite to fuck, but that is because we have had the most time together. Plus, I do have the biggest tits in the family. All the women love fucking him. His mother, his two aunts, his sister and his cousins. He is a fun fuck. He has a stiff cock. It is always hard and when it cums, it is hard again quickly. My youngest daughter, his aunt, monopolized his time yesterday. She was out of commission for a month or so because she had a rough delivery of our latest bundle of joy. But since she is breastfeeding still, she cannot get pregnant right now which means she is begging for that family cum to be dumped in her sweet box. She is making up for lost time by fucking as much as she can. My grandson is the only one in the family who can cum, stay hard, and cum again 20 minutes later. My middle grandson is still learning how to do that. Teen boys are popular in any incest sex family for this reason. Most of the weekend, my oldest grandson had his cock buried in a cunt. He is only home for a week, and I will be with him and his father for two days in another city fucking like rabbits, so I am happy to take a backseat for now and let the other women in the family get their fill of hard teen cock. Although who ever gets enough of that.
Family fucking is what I love most. I am so excited for my getaway next week with my son and his son. I already packed. Among my bohemian clothes, I put a few dildos in the suitcase. My son and grandson love to watch me play with my pussy. Sometimes, a boy learns better how to please a woman by watching her make herself cum. Think about it. You can learn just where to touch and how to touch to make her cum. But I like to use dildos on my boys too. Dildo fun is not just for girls, men. The male G-spot is the prostate and that is in the ass. My oldest son loves a good prostate draining. He is as straight as they come, but he loves me pegging and fingering his ass. And because he is so open about liking his ass played with, his son likes prostate play too. Mature sexy women know how to milk a prostate and we never once question if that makes you gay. We know it does not. Why should men be the only ones to have earth shattering cums? I think men should get pegged and milked. Not all the time, but every now and then, a good ball draining might be just what you need. I am all set for my getaway with my son and grandson. I wish it was Wednesday already.
My grandson who is in college wanted some more sexy grandma pics. He requested a pink shot. That meant he want to see his grandma’s juicy cunt. I was happy to do my best cunt selfie for him. I used my daughter’s selfie ring light to help illuminate my pretty pussy. When I was a young girl, no such thing as selfies. We had no way of sending nude pictures to each other. Maybe you could use a Polaroid instant camera to take sexy pictures, but that was never instant. Modern technology has made jacking off and flirting boldly so much easier. His spring break is next week, and he will spend most of it with me. I will be taking him and his father on a little mid-week getaway next week. I cannot wait. Me and two men in a city that does not know we are related? That is like letting a fat brat loose in a candy store. I can dirty dance in public. I can kiss my boys in public. I can moan loudly in our hotel room too because no one knows we are related. I will just look like a cougar to the onlookers. Honestly, it is the best kind of freedom. I know my son and grandson are looking forward to not needing to share me too. I may work a little from our hotel here and there, but for the most part my two men get me to themselves. They will go do sports museums and boring stuff like that, leaving me to tell my horny incest sex fans all about my dirty antics though. That is what I love about this job. I can actually share the taboo things I do with my family and not disgust you! It is far more fun to share my dirty family fun with someone who can appreciate it. Granny still has game, men.
I enjoy sissy phone sex calls. I do not get them often, but as a mature woman, sissies call me. Most of my sissy callers are your run of the mill sissies. They want to dress up in mommy’s pretty underthings and maybe get pegged or taught how to suck cock. I had an extremely taboo sissy caller a few days ago. One I will never forget. He wanted me to blog our call because I think he wanted the world to know just how vile, pathetic, and disgusting he is. I have never talked to a sissy like him. My guess is there will never be a sissy like him again either. This sissy faggot wanted to suck dirty dicks. Like he had me take him to this freeway underpass where the homeless live. He was offering free blowjobs. What kind of crazy sick shit is that? He is by far the sickest and most vile sissy I have ever encountered. While he was sucking dirty dicks, he was begging for these men to give him AIDS? Like, seriously? What the fuck. I thought I was shock proof. I mean I am an extreme ageplay phone sex gal. I thought I was beyond being creeped out or shocked, but this sissy took the case begging for dirty dick. Talk about understanding that you are worthless and cannot do anything for women, LOL. This sissy knows who he is and what he deserves. I helped him suck those dirty cocks and lick those dirty asses too. I mean if you are that pathetic to have a death wish, who am I to stop you. Homeless men need head too. If some sissy faggot with a death wish wants to be abused and humiliated so badly, I will dish it out. I will give him dirty dicks. I love sissy training, even the most depraved sissies deserve a sissy trainer.
Family fucking is the best. I have a big family. I have three sons, three daughters, 4 granddaughters and 3 grandsons. Plus, I have an older brother and 4 son and daughter in laws. We all like to play together. Getting us all together is hard though because of work schedules and stuff. I am easy to work around because I am a phone sex granny. I just tell the owner I need some time off to create some extra hot blogs, and I get the time off. I have a couple family members in the health care field which makes it harder to coordinate. We have two big family get togethers a year. The other times it is usually a mix of family for smaller trips. Now that Covid seems to be in the rear view for the most part, I am back to having monthly getaways with my offspring and some of the grands. A little quality time together for two days in another city doing something fun and having incest sex is a good thing for us. It be a good thing for you too. Maybe a daddy daughter trip or whisk your hot mommy somewhere. We are a family who loves live music, so we often travel to see someone’s favorite artist or band. I booked a cute Air B and B in a city three hours away to see a concert. It will be me, my two oldest sons and my oldest grandson. I love all combinations of family but having three men with me means granny is a three-hole whore. We will see the city. We will fuck. We will go out to bars and restaurants. We will fuck some more. This Air B and B has a hot tub, so there will be some action there too. I love having a big kinky family, but I like the smaller get togethers too. I am sexy mommy and an incest queen, so no matter who I am with I am enjoying some quality incest.
I am a sexy gilf. I love to flaunt my sexy body to all the young ones. The boys and girls are fascinated by me. My middle granddaughter had a sleep over at my house this weekend. She prefers to do slumber parties at grandma’s house because I have a pool, a hot tub and all the XBOX games. I even have a karaoke machine. I was happy to host her sleep over. I will never say no to a bunch of little girls in my house. I was on good behavior, but once all the girls were sacked out, I started playing with my pussy in the living room. I did not think any girl would come downstairs in the middle of the night. Everything they need is upstairs. I mean there is a full bathroom and even a mini fridge for drinks and snacks. But I got busted riding my sex machine by one of her school friends. The girl was watching this sexy granny cum hard on a rubber cock for awhile before I even realized it. She asked me what I was doing. I told her just my nightly work out before bed. That is not a total lie, LOL. Then she wanted to do it too. That dildo was too big for her little cunnie. It would leave a mark that parents would likely notice because their sweet little angel would be walking funny. I suggested something else. I took her little yellow panties off and set her on the couch. I spread her legs and licked her little bald cunnie. I slipped one finger inside and stopped plunging when my finger hit her hymen. She was a virgin. I ate her little pussy for about 20 minutes. I got a piss orgasm from the girl, and it tasted little cotton candy. I swore her to secrecy. I am pretty sure she understood that I molested her, but I am certain she enjoyed every moment of it.
Sexy grandmas love to masturbate. If you searched your grandma’s panty drawer, you might be shocked at all the sex toys you find. I love masturbating, but I love it more when I have an audience. I have already taught my oldest granddaughter how to pleasure her kitty. Now, it was time to show my middle granddaughter how to give herself a juicy little bald cunnie whenever she wants. Young girls need to know these things. If a woman cannot make herself cum, how is she supposed to show you how to make herself cum? I mirrored what she should be doing. You cannot see her in this photo because well I cannot share those kinds of photos, but she is in front of me with her little legs spread. She loves showing me her bald cunt. Hell, she will show it to anyone. She is a natural whore. I gave her a smaller dildo of mine and I wrote Daddy’s Dick on it. That way she can pretend it is her favorite cock when she is plunging it deep inside her bald little slit. She may be young, but she is an incest sex whore. Out of every girl in the family, she is the one that matches my horny energy the most. I was getting wet watching her impale her tiny bald pussy with a dildo that said, “daddy’s dick.” She was looking at me as I was fucking myself with a big dildo too. I squirted. All over her. She just giggled, licked her lips and kept fucking her pretty bald cunnie. I could not just watch! I had to crawl over to her and lick her bald pussy. I love the taste of a young girl’s pussy. I bet you would too. The rest of the time we spent without toys. Just my sexy granny tongue and fingers were used to pleasure that bald slit. Jealous?
I am all about incest sex. Most of my callers are too. It is sad that a sexy woman like me with a big incestuous family and a herd of little ones needing continual sex education cannot find a man to date. I know right? I have a phone husband though. He calls me just about every Sunday for some naughty family fun fantasies. He is the man I should have met 40 years ago. He is a bit older than me but not by much. Our lives have run oddly parallel, but we never met. Most days I am like I do not need a third husband. I have three sons and three grandsons who take care of my horny needs. And, I have my incest phone sex husband who takes care of my emotional needs. Maybe I have the perfect life after all? My phone husband and I share a special love for those young bald cunnies as well as those stiff hairless peckers. He makes me long to find a man just like him to complete my kinky clan. It is not often that I get a caller who can appreciate both genders at that tender age that I love so much. When you are the matriarch of a big family, you cannot play favorites. You do need to play with the boys and the girls, so no one gets their feelings hurt. Honestly, my phone husband gets it. Playing with the little boys and the little girls is the best of both worlds. Why should we limit ourselves to just little pussies when we can have little cocks too? If there was a man like my phone husband who would play with my grandsons and my granddaughters with me, I would marry him in a heartbeat. Most men only want to play with the little girls or like my two ex-husbands think I am a freak for being a dirty sexy mommy and granny. Fuck men like my exes. I have a dirty phone husband who loves me just the way I am and I am sure many more who wish I was their wife.