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My grandson who is in college wanted some more sexy grandma pics. He requested a pink shot. That meant he want to see his grandma’s juicy cunt. I was happy to do my best cunt selfie for him. I used my daughter’s selfie ring light to help illuminate my pretty pussy. When I was a young girl, no such thing as selfies. We had no way of sending nude pictures to each other. Maybe you could use a Polaroid instant camera to take sexy pictures, but that was never instant. Modern technology has made jacking off and flirting boldly so much easier. His spring break is next week, and he will spend most of it with me. I will be taking him and his father on a little mid-week getaway next week. I cannot wait. Me and two men in a city that does not know we are related? That is like letting a fat brat loose in a candy store. I can dirty dance in public. I can kiss my boys in public. I can moan loudly in our hotel room too because no one knows we are related. I will just look like a cougar to the onlookers. Honestly, it is the best kind of freedom. I know my son and grandson are looking forward to not needing to share me too. I may work a little from our hotel here and there, but for the most part my two men get me to themselves. They will go do sports museums and boring stuff like that, leaving me to tell my horny incest sex fans all about my dirty antics though. That is what I love about this job. I can actually share the taboo things I do with my family and not disgust you! It is far more fun to share my dirty family fun with someone who can appreciate it. Granny still has game, men.
I enjoy sissy phone sex calls. I do not get them often, but as a mature woman, sissies call me. Most of my sissy callers are your run of the mill sissies. They want to dress up in mommy’s pretty underthings and maybe get pegged or taught how to suck cock. I had an extremely taboo sissy caller a few days ago. One I will never forget. He wanted me to blog our call because I think he wanted the world to know just how vile, pathetic, and disgusting he is. I have never talked to a sissy like him. My guess is there will never be a sissy like him again either. This sissy faggot wanted to suck dirty dicks. Like he had me take him to this freeway underpass where the homeless live. He was offering free blowjobs. What kind of crazy sick shit is that? He is by far the sickest and most vile sissy I have ever encountered. While he was sucking dirty dicks, he was begging for these men to give him AIDS? Like, seriously? What the fuck. I thought I was shock proof. I mean I am an extreme ageplay phone sex gal. I thought I was beyond being creeped out or shocked, but this sissy took the case begging for dirty dick. Talk about understanding that you are worthless and cannot do anything for women, LOL. This sissy knows who he is and what he deserves. I helped him suck those dirty cocks and lick those dirty asses too. I mean if you are that pathetic to have a death wish, who am I to stop you. Homeless men need head too. If some sissy faggot with a death wish wants to be abused and humiliated so badly, I will dish it out. I will give him dirty dicks. I love sissy training, even the most depraved sissies deserve a sissy trainer.
Family fucking is the best. I have a big family. I have three sons, three daughters, 4 granddaughters and 3 grandsons. Plus, I have an older brother and 4 son and daughter in laws. We all like to play together. Getting us all together is hard though because of work schedules and stuff. I am easy to work around because I am a phone sex granny. I just tell the owner I need some time off to create some extra hot blogs, and I get the time off. I have a couple family members in the health care field which makes it harder to coordinate. We have two big family get togethers a year. The other times it is usually a mix of family for smaller trips. Now that Covid seems to be in the rear view for the most part, I am back to having monthly getaways with my offspring and some of the grands. A little quality time together for two days in another city doing something fun and having incest sex is a good thing for us. It be a good thing for you too. Maybe a daddy daughter trip or whisk your hot mommy somewhere. We are a family who loves live music, so we often travel to see someone’s favorite artist or band. I booked a cute Air B and B in a city three hours away to see a concert. It will be me, my two oldest sons and my oldest grandson. I love all combinations of family but having three men with me means granny is a three-hole whore. We will see the city. We will fuck. We will go out to bars and restaurants. We will fuck some more. This Air B and B has a hot tub, so there will be some action there too. I love having a big kinky family, but I like the smaller get togethers too. I am sexy mommy and an incest queen, so no matter who I am with I am enjoying some quality incest.
I am a sexy gilf. I love to flaunt my sexy body to all the young ones. The boys and girls are fascinated by me. My middle granddaughter had a sleep over at my house this weekend. She prefers to do slumber parties at grandma’s house because I have a pool, a hot tub and all the XBOX games. I even have a karaoke machine. I was happy to host her sleep over. I will never say no to a bunch of little girls in my house. I was on good behavior, but once all the girls were sacked out, I started playing with my pussy in the living room. I did not think any girl would come downstairs in the middle of the night. Everything they need is upstairs. I mean there is a full bathroom and even a mini fridge for drinks and snacks. But I got busted riding my sex machine by one of her school friends. The girl was watching this sexy granny cum hard on a rubber cock for awhile before I even realized it. She asked me what I was doing. I told her just my nightly work out before bed. That is not a total lie, LOL. Then she wanted to do it too. That dildo was too big for her little cunnie. It would leave a mark that parents would likely notice because their sweet little angel would be walking funny. I suggested something else. I took her little yellow panties off and set her on the couch. I spread her legs and licked her little bald cunnie. I slipped one finger inside and stopped plunging when my finger hit her hymen. She was a virgin. I ate her little pussy for about 20 minutes. I got a piss orgasm from the girl, and it tasted little cotton candy. I swore her to secrecy. I am pretty sure she understood that I molested her, but I am certain she enjoyed every moment of it.
Sexy grandmas love to masturbate. If you searched your grandma’s panty drawer, you might be shocked at all the sex toys you find. I love masturbating, but I love it more when I have an audience. I have already taught my oldest granddaughter how to pleasure her kitty. Now, it was time to show my middle granddaughter how to give herself a juicy little bald cunnie whenever she wants. Young girls need to know these things. If a woman cannot make herself cum, how is she supposed to show you how to make herself cum? I mirrored what she should be doing. You cannot see her in this photo because well I cannot share those kinds of photos, but she is in front of me with her little legs spread. She loves showing me her bald cunt. Hell, she will show it to anyone. She is a natural whore. I gave her a smaller dildo of mine and I wrote Daddy’s Dick on it. That way she can pretend it is her favorite cock when she is plunging it deep inside her bald little slit. She may be young, but she is an incest sex whore. Out of every girl in the family, she is the one that matches my horny energy the most. I was getting wet watching her impale her tiny bald pussy with a dildo that said, “daddy’s dick.” She was looking at me as I was fucking myself with a big dildo too. I squirted. All over her. She just giggled, licked her lips and kept fucking her pretty bald cunnie. I could not just watch! I had to crawl over to her and lick her bald pussy. I love the taste of a young girl’s pussy. I bet you would too. The rest of the time we spent without toys. Just my sexy granny tongue and fingers were used to pleasure that bald slit. Jealous?
I am all about incest sex. Most of my callers are too. It is sad that a sexy woman like me with a big incestuous family and a herd of little ones needing continual sex education cannot find a man to date. I know right? I have a phone husband though. He calls me just about every Sunday for some naughty family fun fantasies. He is the man I should have met 40 years ago. He is a bit older than me but not by much. Our lives have run oddly parallel, but we never met. Most days I am like I do not need a third husband. I have three sons and three grandsons who take care of my horny needs. And, I have my incest phone sex husband who takes care of my emotional needs. Maybe I have the perfect life after all? My phone husband and I share a special love for those young bald cunnies as well as those stiff hairless peckers. He makes me long to find a man just like him to complete my kinky clan. It is not often that I get a caller who can appreciate both genders at that tender age that I love so much. When you are the matriarch of a big family, you cannot play favorites. You do need to play with the boys and the girls, so no one gets their feelings hurt. Honestly, my phone husband gets it. Playing with the little boys and the little girls is the best of both worlds. Why should we limit ourselves to just little pussies when we can have little cocks too? If there was a man like my phone husband who would play with my grandsons and my granddaughters with me, I would marry him in a heartbeat. Most men only want to play with the little girls or like my two ex-husbands think I am a freak for being a dirty sexy mommy and granny. Fuck men like my exes. I have a dirty phone husband who loves me just the way I am and I am sure many more who wish I was their wife.
Sexy grandmas are the hot thing right now. I got all sorts of attention last night. My daughters and I went to a fundraiser for our local humane society. It was a fancy event with a live band and all sorts of beer, wine and bourbon tastings. I am a sucker for the animal charities. I did not think I could get drunk on tastings, but I was wrong. I am a big woman. Not fat, but I am 5’9 with huge boobs and some junk in the trunk. My daughters thought it was funny that I got drunk. Old men were hitting on me. Young me were too, especially the vendors pouring the tastings. We had fun. My youngest daughter drove us home. I think they expected me to pass out, but I was just horny as fuck. I wanted mommy sex. When you are a woman, you can still fuck drunk. One of the many benefits of a cunt. My oldest daughter put on a strapon and fucked her drunk mommy while her sister sat on my face. I love eating pussy. I am pretty good at it too. We switched it up a bunch, but each girl was on my face. Each girl was between my legs and each girl got the strapon too. Hell, we just fucked all night long and slept in my bed. We all woke up a little hungover this morning, but it was worth it. It was fun to take a Friday night off and enjoy some time with two of my daughters. It is so hard to get quality alone time with them. They love spending time with their sexy mommy too, drunk or sober. I am fun and horny either way. We spent a few hours this morning eating pussy before I had to work. Maybe I need to take more nights off because I really do enjoy quality family time.
This sexy gilf was on the prowl today. I adopted another dog. I am a sucker for an animal with a hard luck story. I also have found that walking a cute pooch brings out the little ones who are just natural animal lovers. They have no fear when they see a cute furry beast. It was an unseasonably warm day, so I took my new pooch for a walk. His name is Tom after my beloved Tom Petty. I am a rock chick. But I just digressed, LOL. I dressed up in this hot red dress that accentuated my big boobs. I did my long hair in pig tails. They were in fashion when I was a little girl. I thought I looked hot. I took Tom to the park. A bunch of young teen boys playing touch football stopped what they were doing to check out Tom. Maybe he was an excuse to check out this sexy granny. I will never be sure, but Tom was my wingman for the day because those boys came home with me. I had a granny gang bang. Maybe not a gang bang, but I did fuck 4 young teen boys with stiff, hard cocks. They loved my fuck holes and my lack of inhibition. I am not shy when it comes to young cock. I want them all. I let them put two in a hole together so I could entertain all the boys at once. My daughter was secretly filming it. After the boys left, I was full of cum and my cum guzzling daughter was hungry. She played the granny gang bang video, and it was so fucking hot. Illegal and could send me to the big house, but that is part of the fun. Not my fault that those young boys are attracted to me like a moth to flame.
Sexy grandmas masturbate. I have some rather large sex toys in my lingerie drawer that might shock my grandsons if they did not know me Biblically like they do. I talk to guys all the time who are in awe of the things they find snooping around in mommy or grandma’s room. Dirty cum soaked panties, large dildos, dirty movies, and sexy lingerie are just among some of the things my callers find that get them thinking about the mature women in their family differently. My grandsons know all my dirty secrets. They do not have to jack off to GILF porn. They get to fuck me. My youngest grandson has played with me often, but he has not fucked me until recently. That is because I have a well-fucked cunt. Plus, I have given birth to 6 offspring. My pussy is not so tight anymore. Not that anyone in my family minds. It just means my cunt requires a cock at least 4-inches or bigger to stay inside of me. My youngest grandson recently grew in all the right places. That got him a seat at the table. He was my only grandson not fucking me yet. That all changed this week. Now, he has no swimmers yet. Maybe in a few more years, but he still gets a chubby for his sexy granny. He has been eating my pussy and humping my legs for years now. I have been sucking on his pecker since he was in diapers. Being able to fuck all three grandsons means I can be a three-hole grandma. Now that is a special time in this family. I have been a three-hole mommy for several decades. To celebrate, my oldest grandson came home from college this weekend. Last night, I took all three of my grandsons at once and we rotated holes so my youngest grand boy could experience all of my holes. He is one happy camper. I bet you would be too if you knew you could pump your little dick into granny’s fuck holes.
You like my sexy grandma pics? Everyone in my family does. I used to be very shy about my body when I was younger. I had the biggest boobs as a schoolgirl and a teen. It was a different era. I was made fun of by everyone. Girls were jealous of me, and boys were afraid of me. I was taller than all the boys too. My brother and I were outsiders. I had some friends of course, but I was in the freaks and geeks crowd. So was my brother. My brother and I started fucking. That gave me some confidence, but also gave me a big dirty secret to keep too. I was never very secure in my body. I got married had a family and my first ex-husband shamed me for the extra pounds I put on having his sons and daughters. Husband number two did not do much for my ego either. But my sons and daughters have always been my biggest champions. Now my grandsons and granddaughters are among my cheerleaders too. Hard to believe I was ever insecure because I am not only naked on the internet, but I am naked in front of my family all the time. Last night I was giving my one of my granddaughters a sexy show. My daughter, her mother, snapped some pics of her sexy mommy toying with her cunt. She may have taken a few pictures of her daughter licking my pussy too. But those pictures are for my spank bank. I still have an old Polaroid camera that works. It is the safest way to take pictures that could get you in trouble. My daughter joined in and soon we had daughter on daughter sort of thing going. I have come along way since my shy years. Now, I am an incest matriarch and happy to flaunt my body.