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Sexy Gilf is What Young Men Want for Christmas

sexy gilfDid you ask Santa for a sexy GILF this year? My oldest grandson did. And so did his old school buddies. My grandson is home from college for a month. He is already working this old pussy out too. In a good way though. I adore his young, hard cock. I try to get all my mature lady friends to fuck college boys or even teenage boys still in high school. Young boys have stiff cocks. Men our age need a Viagra and a few hours for that. There is a reason why sexy cougars are so popular with young men. We are matched sexually. Our libidos are in sync. Last night, my grandson invited two of his best friends from high school over. I was happy to see them, but not as happy as they were to see this sexy granny. I fired up the hot tub, rolled some joints, and made us some Moscow mules. The boys are not legal to drink yet, but they were not going anywhere, so why not have some fun? Nothing wrong with fucking and drinking, right? I do not need alcohol or weed to fuck younger men. I have long enjoyed family cock, which gave me an appreciation for those young hard dicks. I had my grandson, and his two buddies sit on the edge of the hot tub so I could blow them. I positioned myself so my pussy was backed up against one of the jets massaging my cunt while I took turns blowing young cocks. I wanted to get their first cums out of the way, so they would last long enough to fuck me. You must edge those younger boys to make sure they have the stamina to satisfy sexy grandmas like me. I was a three-hole grandma last night. I have a full month of all sorts of sexual antics, and I cannot wait.

Grandma Phone Sex is The Best Job a Sexy Grandma Could Have

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex is the best. Honestly, when a friend told me I should be a phone sex operator, I laughed. I thought she was joking. I was in my early 50s then. I was a mom and a grandma. My friend had no idea about my dirty lifestyle. Back then I had 6 offspring, 4 were married with jobs. I had my youngest daughter still in high school. My youngest son was in college. I had three grand angels. A decade later, I have 7 grand angels. I needed a job. I was divorced from husband number two, and I was only getting support on my youngest daughter and that was going to end within the year. I had not worked in almost 30 years. I went to college in the 70s, but my skills were out of date, and I had never really used my degree. I did not want to do retail and be on my feet all day, so I entertained my friend’s idea. A decade later, and I am still doing incest phone sex for a living. And loving it. I had no idea how many other people either have real incest experience or fantasize about it. It is a lot more than I ever imagined. You are not alone in your wicked thoughts or experiences. This job has become not only cathartic, but enjoyable. I have fellow granny friends who are either barely surviving on social security or hurting their old bodies by working at Walmart or similar places. I sometimes feel guilty. I make great money to play with my pussy from the comfort of my home. I tried to tell one friend to do this, and she laughed at me. I guess I did too when my friend told me about phone sex. I thought guys wanted to talk to young girls with giggly voices and perky tits. Turns out there are plenty of men who love a sexy granny with big sagging boobs. So, thank you my fellow perverts for making this the best job a woman my age could ever have.

Mommy Phone Sex Sluts Can Cure the Winter Blues

mommy phone sexI get mostly granny calls, but my start in the adult world was as a mommy phone sex slut. When I began my career in the adult world of phone sex, I had 3 sons, and 3 daughters, and only two young grandsons. Now, I have 7 grand angels. I have never forgotten my early years with my offspring. We struggled back then, especially with my first four. I had no job. I tried to do babysitting and pet sitting to support us. I was getting support from my ex-husband, but he rarely paid on time or the full amount. I thought my financial troubles were over when I got remarried, but I had a son and a daughter and in less than 5 years, marriage number two was over. I had 4 in high school or college and two little ones in diapers. At a friend’s suggestion, I applied to do phone sex and landed my first real job on an incest phone sex site. Things started looking up for me.  Now, I have a job I love still. I have 6 offspring who all have good careers and I have 7 grand angels. But even with all my grand angels, I never forgot those early years with my sons and daughters. My two oldest boys were there for me with stiff cocks to help me through my dating and financial woes. I was stressed a lot back then but fucking my sons and playing with my daughters always made me feel better. It still does. My youngest son is visiting through the holidays. He decided to come up early and work from home so he could spend time with his family, especially his sexy mommy. His cock has not left my pussy much in the two days he has been her. As of this weekend, he will need to share me with his nephew. But I love to be shared, especially when it is a son and a grandson. Feel blue over the holidays? Stressed about the economy? Dreading seeing the in-laws? Let mommy make it all better for you.

Ageplay Phone Sex Fantasies Let Us Explore Our Kinky Thoughts

ageplay phone sexI love ageplay phone sex calls. I have a perverted life, but my mind is a much more perverted world. I know that I do live a perverted life, at least a more perverted life than most individuals do, but that does not mean I do not have some extreme age play fantasies. A common fantasy among my callers is pimping out my little grand angels or trading their fuck holes for something I need like a roof over my head. I am a dirty granny, so it seems fitting that I would do something like that. This age play fantasy last night involved my youngest grandson. Instead of owning my home like I do, I was renting, and like many Americans, had fallen behind on the rent. This sexy granny made a trade with her landlord. Not for one of my cute little grand girls though. I made a trade for my youngest grandson. I played the more reluctant role, however. I did not want to give up my grandson’s virgin ass, but I had no choice really. I could not be homeless with 7 grand angels, especially during winter.

So, I reluctantly caved. I traded my grandson’s young virgin ass for a place to stay. As I watched my landlord fuck my grandson’s puckered asshole, I realized it was kind of hot watching that. Like really hot to see my youngest grandson’s butt hole get gaped and used. But it was not just me who enjoyed it. My grandson, once he got used to the thrusting in and out of his tight hole, started to moan. He popped a little chubby. I felt less badly about letting my landlord explore his rape phone sex fantasies with my grandson when I saw his little hairless dickie stiff as a board.

It was a hot role play. Maybe not something I have really done, but sometimes your dirty minds inspire me. Who knows, maybe I will pimp my baby boy out.

Mommy Sex Mornings with My Middle Son Do Not Happen Enough

mommy sexMy middle son needed mommy sex this morning. He called me to see if I was up. He rarely comes by during the week. He would start every day off with his mommy’s pussy if he could. But he gets up at the crack of dawn to be at work by 7 am. I am not usually moving much before 10 am, LOL. I like to stay up late at night playing with the perverts like me. I was off last night because my daughter and went to a concert. I was babysitting her two little angels so she could sleep in. She never gets to sleep in. She has my two youngest granddaughters, and they are still dependent on adults for their basic needs. Long story short, I got up early to help her out, so I was awake when my son texted me that he needed to release some stress. I am happy to let any of my sons or grandsons burn off some steam with my sexy mommy fuck holes. I was licking some little girl cunnie when he arrived. The youngest girl had fallen back asleep after her breakfast. Her big sister is a schoolgirl. I fed her, then she showered, then I ate her pussy until her uncle arrived. She watched a Disney show while my boy and I fucked in my bedroom. He was full of cum and stress. He is overworked. He is a doctor, but we have a lot of flu cases here cramming his office with sick people all day. I let him dump a load in my ass and my pussy. He fucked his wife before she left for work, but no woman can satisfy a man like his mommy. He had to go to work, but I was not done with my incest sex morning, however. My granddaughter ate her uncle’s cum from my cunt. Her and I played until my daughter woke up and joined our fun.

Kinky Phone Sex Roleplays Make Me Masturbate

kinky phone sexI love kinky phone sex role plays. In my personal incest life, I am very loving, sensual and nurturing. They are my family. I do not want to hurt them, but that does not mean I do not have dark fantasies. One of the reasons I have this job is for the creative outlet it provides me. I am sure you can relate. I have men every day telling me they would never act on their extreme age play fantasies or even their darker violent ones. I am a dominant woman, but not the BDSM kind. Just more like in charge and no one’s bitch. But I think my callers influence my fantasies and have me thinking all kinds of dirty thoughts about my grand angels.  Incest sex role plays can go dark with me on the phone and those often lead me to masturbating after the call has ended thinking about the naughty family role play we did. Case in point. Last night a guy had the fantasy that I was a down on her luck grandma raising 6 little grand angels on my own because my two daughters were incarcerated. Unlike the loving grandma I really am, I was more of the grandma who resented the brats being in my house, so I decided they would have to pay their way if under my roof. The way I did that was to pimp them out to guys passing through town. I would pack them up at night in the minivan and go to the truck stop so I could make men an offer they could not refuse. Men would pay to fuck my little schoolgirls and boys in the back of my minivan. I decked it out with string lights and a mattress. A sort of traveling no tell motel for men with rape phone sex fantasies. This was a hot role play for me. It got me thinking about what if I did it. What do you think?

Sexy Grandma Pics of Me are on My Grandsons’ Phones Hiding in Plain Sight

sexy grandma picsMy oldest grandson is the one who started taking sexy grandma pics of me. His younger brother, however, has been following in his footsteps. He snapped this pic of me in the kitchen over the Thanksgiving break. I was slaving away making pies and sides for our Thanksgiving meal. I was in my nightgown. He was like, “Grandma, you look so pretty this morning.” And he started taking pictures of me. I used to be uncomfortable in front of the camera. I was always worried someone would find those pictures. My grandsons, most of my grand angels, are very skilled at hiding files in plain site on their phones. They know how to hide porn and they know how to make sure their dirty pics of their sexy granny do not get uploaded to the Cloud too. I did not grow up with camera phones or the Internet. Young ones today have it made. My generation only got to see naked ladies if someone’s dad had a dirty magazine. I was an adult when video machines brought porn into the home. My grand angels have porn on their phones. They also have a horny amateur porn star in the house. I have never done porn. But I have made a few home blue movies with my offspring, and I have been a sexy nude model for my horny grandsons. This is a kinky, incest family. I also have a stack of instant camera photos that could get me arrested if they were ever discovered. I keep them in a shoe box under my bed for safe keeping. I miss Polaroid cameras. Well, the old school kind. The newer versions are digital. The old bulky kind you had a picture in your hands in 5 minutes with no digital footprint. It was much easier to be a P parent before I became a P parent and a P grandma. Still, I have all sorts of dirty pictures I can look at and masturbate too. And my grandsons have a ton of dirty pictures of their incest sex loving grandma on their phones, that they can jack off too. I prefer my way, but my grand boys loving having sexy pictures of me for those times we cannot be together to fuck.

Family Fucking Season is Here with Lots of Kinky Traditions

family fuckingFamily fucking season is here. And I cannot wait. I am planning a big Christmas this year. I have been shopping since Monday. Last night, we put up the tree. Everyone came over, except for my youngest son who lives in another state and my oldest grandson who is in college. He will be back home for a month in a little over a week. But it was mostly a family affair last night. The little ones decorate the tree each year. The teens help their littler family members. The tree is never symmetrical. Bulbs, tinsel and lights are sort of skewed everywhere, but it is not the look of the tree that matters. What matters is the quality family time spent decorating the tree. And the incest sex that comes after! No one could spend the night because of work and school the next day, but we did have a family orgy. We have a couple traditions on what we call light up night. I buy candy canes and Hershey’s Kisses. Do you know where this is going? If you do, you are my kind of P man! I put candy canes inside little bald cunnies. Gently, of course. They are not the thick kind. I slide them in and out to coat the canes with cunnie juice, then the canes go into our hot coco to sweeten it a bit. The Hershey’s kisses go inside my pussy for the boys and the girls to lick out. My daughters and sons enjoy licking it out of their mommy too. It is just a kinky tradition that started ions ago and stuck. We are a loving family. No one is forced. Everyone loves to participate. There will be lots of kinky fun things we do as a family up until Christmas Day. This sexy granny loves the holidays. What are your kinky family traditions? Do not have any? No worries. I bet I can help you create some this year.

Sexy Granny Samantha and Her Oldest Granddaughter Celebrate World Vegan Month

sexy grannyIt might surprise you that this sexy granny who is cock obsessed is a vegan. It is World Vegan Month. I have been a vegetarian since I was a teenager. I was a vegetarian before it was cool. My oldest granddaughter convinced me to go vegan a few years ago. I am still obsessed with meat though, boy meat. My sons make fun of me sometimes because for a vegan, I can never get enough boy meat. My vegan granddaughter is just as cock obsessed too. I made her a special Thanksgiving meal. We ate Tofurky and special sides I had catered from Whole Foods. We are the only vegans in the family, but we got plenty of family meat after Thanksgiving dinner. I love how my oldest granddaughter is like my mini me. She is a vegan and an incest slut just like me. She loves the same kind of music, and we share a similar taste in clothes despite me being 50 years older than her. Out of my entire family, her and I are the closest.

sexy grannyIt is funny that World Vegan month is the month of Thanksgiving when most people are eating turkey. Perhaps that is why they selected the month. Maybe the organizers want to bring my tofurkys to the table, LOL. Since I only found out about vegan month from my granddaughter last week, this sexy granny decided to celebrate with her. I took her on a special date. We went to the one vegan restaurant in town. It may be one of only a few in my meat loving state. She loved it. Afterwards, I took her to a movie. Just her and me, and we smuggled in vegan chocolate. When we got home, we still had some vegan chocolate left, so we played a game I play with all the grand angels. I put some vegan chocolate in my pussy, and I put some in her cunnie too. Then we got in the 69 position and licked each other’s vegan cunts, LOL.

sexy grannyWe made a huge mess. Vegan chocolate melts quickly. It was running down our thighs. Her daddy came to pick her up early and saw what we were doing and joked that we both needed some meat. Vegan chocolate is not the only thing we were craving that day, LOL. This sexy granny watched her son fuck his daughter, using vegan chocolate as lube. He then fucked me, giving me his big nut. My precious vegan angel licked her daddy’s cum and the rest of the vegan chocolate out of my pussy. I heard a guy say once vegans are no fun. Clearly, he has never played with my granddaughter and me. We are a lot of fun. A lot of kinky fun.

Sexy Mommy Samantha is Thankful for Family Fun

sexy mommyThis sexy mommy had a kinky Thanksgiving. What about you? I got stuffed with cock and cum. The joke was I had more gravy on me than the turkey. I did too. I was at home with all three of my sons, all three of my daughters and all 8 of my grand angels. Two husbands were present too, and two wives. It was a big family gathering and for that I feel very thankful. It is hard to get us all together. I thought it might not happen too because of two of my sons’ work schedules, but they made it work for me. Family is everything to me. So is family fucking. Sure, I could get out of the house more and meet a man or try a dating app, but I like my lifestyle. I can get fucked when ever I want. My pussy gets licked daily. It is either a daughter, or a granddaughter, or a son or a grandson. But someone eats my pussy every day. My youngest son, and my oldest grandson have stayed with me the through the weekend, but they head back home later this afternoon. My grandson goes back to college and my son goes back to work. He is the only offspring who does not live in my state, but he is only a few hours away. This morning, however, they woke me up with their morning wood. I am in my 60s and I get more cock than I ever did when I was younger. And no one needs a Viagra to fuck me like many men close to my age.

 I opened my eyes this morning and saw two hard throbbing cocks looking at me. Pre cum was dripping on my face. My boys were giggling. At first, I thought this was a wet dream. Women have them too. When I realized it was not, I started sucking on two throbbing cocks. I got to be a sexy granny and mommy this morning as my grandson and son tag teamed me. How many women in their 60s wake up like this? I was covered and stuffed with more boy gravy. Just the way I like to start any day. Cum does a body good. Seriously, I think it is why people always think I am 20 years younger than I am. I love family fun. I am too busy with family cocks to date age appropriate men. I like it this way too.