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Mommy sex is my favorite kind of dirty talk because it is my life. I’m a pro p mommy! Why would I fuck a man my age who has trouble staying and getting hard, when I can have one of my sons or grandsons who always has a hard cock? I tried marriage, it is not for me. Never found a guy who could handle sharing me with my offspring. I’d rather be a single mom, fucking my offspring, then in a sexless marriage or worse, a bad sex marriage! Life is too short not to have all the fun you can. And family fun is the best. I played with my brother and uncle when I was a little girl and I am not damaged by it. I will argue I am better for it. I learned how I should be fucked. I learned how to cum. I learned how to pleasure others. It is a mommy’s job to make sure their sons and daughters know the same things. These are important life skills if you ask me.
Once I hit my sexual prime, I became even hornier. As it turned out, I had quite the horny brood under my roof too, especially my three sons. So win win. My panties were always disappearing. I’d find naked pictures of me on their computers; sometimes crusty Polaroids stuffed under their mattresses. Their bed sheets were constantly crusty with cum. And they found every excuse in the world to talk to me while I was showering, changing clothes or peeing. Essentially any chance they could spy on me naked, they took advantage of. Once I realized they too wanted mommy, my household became a whore house, and I was the Queen of the whores.
My boys all learned about sex at home. I think one of the major jobs of a mother is to provide her offspring with the sexual skills and experience to satisfy others, and themselves. This world is filled with too many sexually dysfunctional and unhappy folks. I have been fucking my sons for decades now, and you know what? We are a happy, normal, well adjusted family. As an older gal, I now have decades of family fucking experience. I get off on helping others discover their incestuous side. And my sons get off knowing I am sharing all our hot dirty secrets with others to celebrate our taboo lifestyle.
Do not feel bad or wrong for thinking about fucking your mommy or anyone else in your family for that matter. I am here to tell you that mommy wants you as much as you want her. I am happy to be your surrogate mommy. Suck your young throbbing cock; let you knock me up so we can have more family playmates; teach you to eat pussy; let you fuck my ass and cum on my face. Nothing is too dark or taboo for this mommy.
I love the Holidays. The grand angels are now officially out of school until after the first of the year. This means we can play all day long! I don’t have them all with me yet, but by next weekend, all my offspring and their offspring will be under one roof again. This morning I took my granddaughter to visit Santa. She asked me if she has been nice. I wondered why she would ask that. She said that daddy calls her his naughty little girl. I explained that is just a pet name. She makes daddy feel really good when she puts her tiny hands on his big lollipop, even better when she licks it. I assured her she was a really good girl and could ask Santa for anything.
She went to church once with a school friend of hers, even though we are not exactly religious. The preacher that day told her people can always be better and it resonated with her. She asked me how she could be a better girl. Well, my dirty old p mind started swirling. I told her she could help granny out like she helps her daddy. I got some peppermint candy and holiday Hershey’s Kisses and inserted them in my pussy. Makes a nice pussy peppermint chocolate surprise. I’ve been playing candy games for awhile with my family brood.
I sat on the couch, spread my legs, and told her to lick the candy out of me. She crawled between my legs like a good girl. Her little bubble butt up in the air wriggling as she licked my cunt clean of all that candy. I told her I had some hidden liquid candy up inside me too, she just had to find it. That little angel has one hell of a sweet tooth. She buried her tiny face between my legs until I came all over her precious face. She came up all proud too. Covered with melted chocolate and granny juice.
I told her she was the best little girl in the world and to make sure she tells Santa she deserves whatever she wants. I know I will be spoiling her this Christmas, along with my other grand angels. They spoil me, I spoil them!
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My oldest grandson is at that age. You remember that age. The wind got your dick hard; your hand was your best friend. The difference between when you were that age, and my grandson, is Internet porn. Even when I was young, curious and had my hand in my panties all the time, the only porn I had access to was my dad’s Penthouse and Playboy magazines. My grandson has a plethora of naked images and movies just a keystroke away. Last night he happened upon a site called GranniesFucked.com. He showed me the site because he said I was prettier than any of the grannies on there.
He asked about their hairy pussies because I am bald as an eagle and always will be. I explained that I just prefer a smooth surface. Makes for easier clean up; smells better; feels smoother on the tongue and face; and just provides a prettier visual. We looked at the site for awhile together, but he claimed none of the grannies there got his dick hard like I do. As soon as I touched his cock, however, it stood at attention for me. My grandson had a hot idea. Since all the grannies on that site were amateurs, he thought we should make a video and send it in. “Show the world what a hot granny really looks like”, he said.
My cunt got instantly wet. Not only was it a wicked hot idea, but my grandson thought I was hotter than any other granny. I got out the camera we use for family home movies, and decided to indulge his naughty idea. There are naked pictures of me on the Internet, why not a video of me and my grand boy. We could obscure his face so no one would know how young of a boy I was really fucking! All the grannies on that site were fucking younger guys anyway. A grandmother’s best accessory is a young cock.
I got on top of his throbbing dick reverse cowgirl, and looked right at the camera and started fucking him. I rode that cock for a good twenty minutes, which is long for a young buck. I made sure to have him play with my big natural tits. I also ensured our legs were spread wide so viewers could see how well his young dick was slamming in and out of my cougar cunt. When he came, I pulled him out so everyone would see his hot creamy boy batter oozing out of this grandma’s cunt. Nice cream family pie running down my thighs. Now there is a visual.
That may have been the best my young grandson has fucked me yet. He apparently loves an audience. Afterwards, he looked at me and just said, “Now that is how a granny should be fucked.” He was so right. Every grandmother should be as lucky as I am to have a young boy fill her up with his seed.
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I went to do laundry and noticed a bunch of my panties were missing. Not like a couple, but almost all my dirty panties from the past two weeks were not in the hamper. I may be older, but I wear sexy panties. Can’t blame any of the wee ones in my house for stealing them. I’ve had a household full of family the past few weeks between holidays and snow days. I decided to hunt for my missing panties. I suspected that my youngest son took them. All my boys were panty thieves when they were younger. Every young boy steals a pair of his mother’s panties at some point, or maybe his sister’s or his aunt’s. I never got angry about it; I think it is healthy and normal. I thought maybe he was missing mommy being away at college and took a bunch to spank with until he sees me again. I was wrong.
I found my panties in my granddaughter’s room. About a dozen pair under the mattress. I got a little excited thinking of her smelling the dirty crotch, getting aroused and touching her pretty pink tight cunnie. When I approached her about it, I was prepared for her to act embarrassed or ashamed. I was cautious with my words as not to make her feel bad for liking granny’s panties. Turns out she has been selling sniffs and licks on my dirty panties to her male friends at school lol. Quite the industrious little thing. She has made over $100 since Thanksgiving. I don’t know what turned me on more. Knowing that she thought she could profit off my dirty granny panties or the fact that she actually did, meaning that little school boys want to smell my old pussy.
I told her she should invite a few of her schoolmates over sometime. Let them smell the source directly. Did you think of your granny when you were just a wee one? Wonder what her pussy smelled like or even how it tasted? You should tell her how you feel. Trust me, us grannies love knowing you young boys think we are sexy.
I love living in the country. As a p mommy and granny this means no neighbors for miles. I can get wild and not disturb the neighbors. Hell, I can even frolic naked with the munchkins. My offspring and their offspring always had a ton of friends, and I know plenty of folks in my community. It is just miles in between homes. It is getting cold, so my grand angels and I had a bonfire. We roasted weenies, made s’mores and drank hot coco. It was chilly but the fire put out quite a bit of heat. I had some Baily’s Irish Crème in my hot coco, so I was feeling good and warm. So much so, I took my clothes off and frolicked naked around the bonfire.
Soon everyone followed suit. We looked like a witch’s coven, all dancing around naked, giggling and singing. I had brought out my pretty pink vibrator in case the mood hit and sure enough the mood hit. First I gave the wee ones a show on how granny plays with her special toy. I sat on the bench by the fire, spread my legs wide and put it on my clit. They all watched in amazement until I came. My oldest grandson knew what was going one, he has already given me a few orgasms. The younger girls were all wide eyed and curious as to what made granny feel so good she peed herself.
I explained that granny didn’t pee, she came and there was a big difference. I then used my toy on my grand girls’ little hairless pussies. Made their little cunnies purr. Even got the grand boys to help. It was hot. Seeing the boys help their sisters/cousins make their little girl parts all tingling and wet. Good boys help girls experience intense sexual pleasure. I did not raise my boys to be selfish lovers, and my grandsons won’t be selfish lovers either! Now that my grand girls understand what an orgasm is, it is time to teach these boys how to give them one without the help of electronics! My girls are becoming women, my boys men!
The holidays are all about family; family fucking if you are a p mommy like me. I am very fond of mother and son reunions. Especially the kind of reunions I have with my boys. My eldest son and I woke up early this morning, before anyone else was awake and decided to have some playtime to ourselves. I became a p mommy with him. So, I will always have a special attachment to my first born. He was a little stud from the beginning. Never wanting to wear clothes, always stroking his pee pee, stealing my panties, watching me while I slept as he jacked his little cock off on my tits… He knew what mommy needed, even if I didn’t yet. He knew how to tease me, push me towards a taboo relationship with him.
The rest his history. Once I started fucking my first born, the rest came so easy. So this morning we snuck into the hot tub room and pretended like he was young all over again. He keeps his big dick clean shaven for mommy so it still feels like a wee boy hairless cock. I cannot get enough boy batter. When his cock was sliding in and out of mommy’s wet cunt this morning, we pretended I was younger too and that he could get me pregnant. Oh how I would love to have big lactating titties again, a round belly and a bun in my oven put there by my son. I masturbate all the time to impregnation fantasies.
Maybe you can give me your boy batter and knock mommy up? Think how hot it would be to bring another little fuck toy into the house to play with?
My oldest grandson is staying with me for the holiday weekend. Last night after dinner, he asked if he could have some school friends over to play XBOX games. I’m a hip granny but I can’t play those games. My hands work on joysticks not controllers lol. Of course I said yes. I got to eyeball some young cute school boys. Before they came over, I made sure to put on a very tight, way too short little dress, with no bra or panties. My body is a school boy’s wet dream.
About 4 boys showed up at the door, my cougar cunt got so wet. They are at that perfect age. Little fuck machines. Just what a mature woman needs. Turns out my grandson had told his friends about our special relationship. They didn’t come over for XBOX. They came over for some GILF action. I had a full belly of food, I needed to burn off some calories. And those young boys make a woman work. But they are so worth the workout! Stamina is something this granny is not lacking.
They pulled out their joysticks and I showed them how skilled I was with my mouth. Five young hairless cocks in my greedy mouth. Boys of any age prefer getting their hard cocks worshiped over gaming. At least all the straight ones do! I was able to take a few in my mouth at once. My grandson was watching and smiling. His dad would be so proud of him for organizing a GILF train for his granny. So much cum for me. And boy batter is any GILF’s fountain of youth.
After I had all those handsome lads rock hard, I got on all fours and yelled, “All on board the GILF train.” One after another they stuffed granny’s tight cunt and even tighter ass. It’s amazing how hard their cocks stay. And how much they cum. My grandson was so turned on watching his friends fuck me, that he came right up and skull fucked my mouth. I love sucking his cock, feeling his balls on my chin. I always lock gaze with him so he knows just how much I like sucking his dick.
Load after load was deposited in one of my fuck holes. I was a granny cum dump. You are simply never too old to be a jizz junkie whore. I let my son’s friends fuck me when he was young, now the torch has been passed to his son. My grandson has very grateful friends right now. Think about it. It is much better for young men to learn about sex from a mature woman. I can teach them things girls their own age don’t even know about yet. So if you need a hot horny granny, let’s have some dirty GILF phone sex. I’m not the only cougar on the block either. You can like more horny grannies on our Facebook site, and follow our hot GILF asses on Twitter. Cum get your GILF and cookies.
Are you ready for Thanksgiving? I sure am. I love the holidays because my entire brood is under the same roof. All six offspring and all six grand angels. And that means lots of stuffing; tons of gravy and plenty of breasts and thighs. Oh yeah, and pies, pretty tasty cream pies. Yum. Bet you would love to join my p family for a Thanksgiving feast of flesh.
I am thankful that I have raised a bunch of smart, hard working, well adjusted offspring that love to fuck; love family fun. The holidays are all about family anyway and this year we celebrate how close we are and introduce some of the younger family members to the special celebration festivities. I love to let the little ones watch as granny gets her holes stuffed by their daddies and mommies. I think it is important for them to see fucking, learn about it visually. Porn warps young folks. The real thing is far more sensual, far more sexy and definitely mutually pleasurable. So having my grand angels watch as their parents fuck my ass and cunt, or eat my holes, enables them to grow up with a healthier attitude about sex.
Once I have been stuffed and filled with boy gravy, the little ones get to have pie, cream pie! The young ones in my family all love cum too. Some are too young to even know what it really is, but they fill their little bellies with it nonetheless. I’m training my grand girls to be good little cum dump whores. Start them early, like I did my daughters, and they grow up to love jizz. Guys like girls who swallow, and if you train them early, they grow up to be greedy boy gravy whores like me.
But the best part of Thanksgiving for me is all the tender breasts and thighs. My little grand girls have those little cute bee sting boobies still. So soft, so tender, so sweet. I love to suck on them and have their brothers and cousins play with them too. And the boys! Their tender thighs that cradle those young hairless cocks and balls. I love kissing them, tugging on them, making them give me some gravy, even if just a little bit. As they get bigger, they will produce more boy batter. I’m getting all wet just thinking about the Thanksgiving family fun I will have.
What are your Thanksgiving plans? I hope it includes boy gravy, stuffing, cream pies and nice pink tender breasts and thighs. I will be taking calls in the morning before everyone arrives, so feel free to call and I can give you some Holiday family festivity ideas. Check out our specials too-get more bang for your buck. I can be your holiday present to yourself, and you still have money left over for the others in your life.
I’m such a good grandmother. I took my teen grandson to a concert last night. He loves heavy metal. We saw Slipknot and Korn; I got us tickets in the pit. I may be a bit old for the mosh pit of a heavy metal show. I stood out. An Amazon goddess in the middle of all these goth boys. Well, let me just say it was awesome. In that kind of crowd, no one noticed me grabbing his young cock and jacking it right there. I even went down on him. There was a song called “Get Down” and that’s exactly what I did. Got down on that floor and sucked his young dick as he head banged and people were thrashing about. When I came up, there was cum on my face.
A bunch of studs hoisted me in the air and passed me around grabbing my big tits as I floated above them. I think I need to go to more rock shows. In the pit area its nothing but young horny boys. A hot woman like me stands out and gets attention. I sucked all my grandson’s friends’ cocks too. I even let one lift up my short little black skirt and fuck my ass. I just had to bend forward slightly and he slid it right in. Filled my old ass with young boy batter. I love fucking young studs, but I like public fucking too. The thought of being seen, the risk of getting caught turns me on.
Don’t you wish your granny was hot like me?
Today was the first snow day of the school year. Yeah! This means the grand angels get to hang with me as my offspring has to work. I love snow days. Today, I had 2 out of the 6, but we had a blast. We fired up the hot tub and enjoyed some quality bonding time. I showed my little sweet girls the joy of the jet stream. I leaned over the side of the hot tub, spread my legs and let the stream hit my pussy and clit just right. In a matter of minutes I was having a really deep hard cum. The kind of cum that shakes your whole body. At first they thought granny was sick. I am sure it looked like I was convulsing to a little one. I assured my angels that granny was just having an orgasm and they are wonderful things to have!
I then helped them position themselves close to the stream so they could see what I meant. My youngest grand girl said it made her pee pee tingle. The other one thought she peed herself. I explained that she did not pee herself, she had an orgasm just like me. They watched each other continue to play with the jet stream so they could see the look of pleasure on the other’s face. We were starting to prune up so we had to leave the hot tub and continue the fun in my bed.
I showed them a few other ways to generate the same good sensation between their legs. I demonstrated with my little pink vibrator, my fingers and my tongue. A girl’s first orgasm is a special moment. I was so happy to be a part of that moment with them. Once a girl starts cumming, her natural sexual curiosity is peaked. She will keep searching for more fun ways to recreate that same wonderful feeling. If you need help or advice on how to make your wee ones cum, call me. I love spreading the joy and little legs!