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Sexy Grandmas Love to Pump Those Little Holes with Tongues and Fingers

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas might be the horniest women alive. The things that worried us when we were younger, we no longer worry about. We cannot get pregnant. And we accept our naked bodies. When I was younger, I constantly dieted and worked out to keep a perfect body. Now I accept the fact that my breast sag and I put on a few extra pounds. And I don’t care if you see me naked.

So, I can enjoy fucking. And I can enjoy fucking my family. I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of incest over the years. Went from a more sexually reserved woman who did not feel like this might be the right path to go down with my sons to somebody who cannot get enough incest sex. And somebody who doesn’t really care about age. I get older and my partners get younger. Plus, I just become less inhibited with age like most women do.

Last night, my oldest granddaughter came by to visit me. She wanted some quality time with her favorite grandma. Horny, teenage girl. Daddy’s girl. And mommy’s girl too. And last night, grandma’s girl too. I love when she comes to visit me. However, this visit came as a surprise to me. And I had company. My Johnny pumper boy stopped by to pump some little pussies and some little butts.

Uncle Johnny Loves to Pump Pump Tiny Little Holes

Plus, a lot of my other grand angels were there too. And they wanted to play with Uncle Johnny. Sort of a belated Easter gift with little girls and boys. Johnny bought a bunch of candy and some of those plastic blowup bunny rabbits. So, things got a little kinky in the bedroom. Johnny loves to pump pump pump little pussies and little asses. And he even humped a few bunny rabbits.

Johnny will put his cock into whatever hole appears open. And my brood loves Uncle Johnny. They put their little butts and pussies in the air and beg Uncle Johnny to go pump pump pump inside of them. And Johnny does just that. This felt like a kinky phone sex scenario. Most of my grand angels and Uncle Johnny along with some plastic blowup bunny rabbits participated in a post Easter orgy in granny’s bed.

Johnny pumped us full of cum too. The boys and the girls looked filled to the brim. But you would fill up some tiny little tight holes too if you had a chance. Not everybody is as lucky as Uncle Johnny to know a perverted grandma like me.

Johnny knows he’s lucky to have me in his life. I will share my grand angels with him any day. He gives them all equal love. But at a certain age from behind cannot tell the difference in genders. They’re all young and smooth with bubble butts and no hair. And tight little holes. So, what are you waiting for. Do you want to go pump pump pump inside a tight little hole?

Ageplay Phone Sex is Something a Dirty Granny Loves

ageplay phone sexIt should not be a secret that I love ageplay phone sex. The older I become, the younger, my playmates become. As the matriarch of this big incestuous family, I no longer need to be the one birthing the little ones. Before long, I imagine, I will be a great great grandma. And I love knowing that this family will continue producing more generations of incest lovers.

We held a big family fest yesterday for Easter. Although I do not consider us religious, we still honor the tradition for the littlest ones of the family with Easter baskets and an Easter egg hunt. Plus, a huge brunch thanks to grandma. I can cook a big spread when I need to.

So yesterday morning, began with little grand angels searching for Easter eggs, and their Easter baskets. I just love seeing my youngest granddaughters in their cute little Easter dresses. For those of you who do go to church I don’t know how you restrain yourself. My mind would be racing thinking about those sweet, bald cunts and those cute hairless dicks. Perhaps there’s a reason I stay away from churches.

We enjoyed a family fucking orgy yesterday. And most of the grand angels joined in. I love playing with candy. I taught everybody in the family how to eat pussy with candy inside of my cunt. And I taught the girls how to suck cock with something sweet like chocolate syrup or honey on their dicks. When we enjoy quality family time things usually end up messy. But not like drama messy. More like dirty fun messy.

This Dirty Granny Loves Eating Cute Little Easter Baskets

My youngest granddaughters wanted to put Peeps inside my peep. So, the warmth of grandma‘s pussy made all that sweet sugar melt. My pussy flowed like a candy river in Willy Wonka, and the Chocolate Factory. But I enjoy little mouths between my legs lapping up that sweet candy river.

 I even put some M&Ms and things like that inside my pussy and inside their pussies too. Makes us a lot more eager to eat pussy and suck cock with candy. And don’t get me wrong. This kinky family loves oral sex. We don’t need the candy for that, but it always makes for a hotter time.

This sexy granny enjoyed Easter. I can still smell sweet young Easter baskets on my face. My pussy still feels messy from both candy and cum. We enjoyed some quality family time. And the bigger my family gets the more we struggle to get everybody together at one time. But we make it happen. Because a family that plays together stays together.

Sexy Mommy Samantha Enjoys Kinky Family Fun

sexy mommyI am still a sexy mommy. And I make sure my offspring get as much mommy loving as they want. My oldest daughter wanted some mommy love. So, I took her to Nashville with me. Originally my plan was to go up to Nashville and see my grandson and my son while attending a concert at the Ryman auditorium. But I got an extra ticket for my daughter and she joined us.

So, I spent the night in a different city. You might have noticed I was not available much this week. That’s because I went to Nashville to enjoy fucking my grandson, my son and my oldest daughter. My oldest grandson attends Vanderbilt university. My youngest son lives in Nashville because he got a job there after college. And I brought my daughter who lives in Kentucky with me along for the ride.

Everybody indulged me a jazz concert. Herb Albert, and Tijuana brass. I grew up listening to them. After the show, the four of us fell into this little dive bar on one of the side roads called The Cellar. One of the few bars that did not specialize in country music. A great jukebox played classic rock ‘n’ roll. Dart boards and pool tables too. On Tuesday night, the bar did not seem crowded at all. And nobody knew we shared blood.

Little Trips with Family Equal Lots of Family Fun

Nobody would guess that we would leave the bar tipsy and go back to my son‘s place to enjoy incest sex. I got a little liquored up. I’m a weed girl so I don’t drink a lot of booze. However, I drank four ciders that night. I can be a sloppy drunk. Which is why I only drink with family because I know they will take care of me in more ways than one. When we finally ended up back at my son’s place, I felt horny. Well hornier.

Although I did feel drunk, a woman never gets too drunk to fuck. And I never feel too drunk to fuck my family. I ate my daughter ‘s pussy while my son and grandson fucked me from behind. My son and grandson took turns fucking me while I ate my daughter’s wet pussy. We all ended up sucking cock and eating pussy. It felt like a great family fucking night. I felt hungover the next day. However, a headache seems worth it to enjoy a great night with my oldest daughter, my youngest son and my oldest grandson.

Sexy Grandmas Get Hornier with Age

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas just get hornier with age. I know I do. The more I play with my grand angels and my offspring, the more I want. So, I become a drunk man needing the hair of the dog that bit him the night before. The more you get the more you want. And luckily my family appears large. Six offspring and nine grand angels.

My youngest grand angel appears to just be learning how to walk around. Cute boy but still wears diapers. And we are trying to potty train him. I got to hang out with him all weekend. My daughter and her husband wanted to take an anniversary weekend. So, I got to watch my middle granddaughter and my youngest grandson over the weekend. And this sexy granny enjoyed every moment of it.

Although my youngest grandson just has a little tiny dick, and it can’t fuck me, I can still play with it. I can still kiss it and suck it. And apparently, I can even make it a little stiff. I’d lift him up in the air like The Lion King. Then I would bring him back down and lick on his little balls and his little dick. It made him giggle. Plus, it made him give me a little squirt.

Being a Dirty Granny Keeps Me Young at Heart

So, every time I bathed him or changed his diaper, I made sure to kiss his little hairless pee pee and balls. At one point during the weekend, I even pretended to be a wet nurse and let him suck from my big bosom. But no milk in my titties anymore. However, he did not seem to care. So, he just might grow up to be a tit man like my sons and my other grandsons. It’s hard not to be a tit man around somebody with natural 44 triple EEEs.

My granddaughter might be a tit woman too. She saw me nursing her brother and wanted to get up on granny ‘s lap and suck on her other tit. Made me feel like I did have big lactating tits again. I rubbed her little kitty every time she got on my lap to suck on my boob. Just the sensation of breast-feeding again worked me up. I love being a dirty granny.

So, I did not get fucked this weekend unless you count my dildo. But I still enjoyed an amazing time. My granddaughter and I licked each other ‘s pussies many times. I sucked a little hairless dick. And I breast fed my youngest grandson and one of my granddaughters. I love my kinky family. I get older, they get younger and we enjoy our time together.

No One is Too Young for Incest Phone Sex in My Family

incest phone sexIt’s no secret that I love incest phone sex. When I started in this industry, my incest experience seemed limited to my brother and my offspring. But I’m a dirty granny too. Although I had a couple grand angels when I started, they appeared too young for me. Now, I don’t think anybody’s too young for me.

With every new grand angel we welcome into the family, I start younger. I’ve learned that I can lick the youngest bald pussy and suck the youngest hairless cock, even if they cannot do much for me yet. As a mature woman who delivered six offspring naturally, my pussy does not feel tight enough for a pinky dick. But don’t get me wrong. I will suck a cock too small for my pussy.

I never talk about my youngest grandson too much. But that’s because he does not have much to give this sexy granny yet. However, I still enjoy sucking that little dick. I babysat him yesterday as his regular sitter had a family emergency. Granny never minds being the back up, but I felt super horny yesterday. And I saw that cute little dick and those smooth little balls as I changed his diaper. I couldn’t help myself. So, I lifted him in the air and sucked on that little pee pee and balls.

No One is Too Young For Granny

He felt so smooth in my mouth. But I felt it getting stiffer. Not big enough to fuck me. He must wait several years for that. However, I can give him a piss orgasm with my mouth. Lick his little parts and feel like a dirty granny. I don’t mind the taste of a young one’s pee. It’s sort of sweet. Not at all like the taste of adult urine. He giggled and cooed as I licked all around his little boy parts. His little legs twitched, and eventually he just peed right down the back of my throat.

That’s the closest I will get to an orgasm from him for a while. But I’m OK with that. I enjoy knowing that I made him feel good. It made me feel good. Of course, I masturbated my pussy as I sucked on his little hairless cock and balls. I know one day he will join the family fucking in full swing. But until then, I will continue to enjoy the littlest member of the family. I’m just grooming him to be granny‘s new fuck doll.

Mommy Sex Weekends with My Offspring are My Favorite

mommy sexI enjoyed a mommy sex weekend. Not only did my youngest son come stay with me for the weekend because he missed his mommy, but all my offspring paid me a visit too. Not my birthday. It’s not even Mother’s Day. Everybody missed me and I always miss my offspring.

So, Friday, when my youngest son arrived, we started fucking. And we enjoyed ourselves too. But what I didn’t realize was that my son texted his siblings to visit him at my place. And that gave me access to all six of my offspring in one weekend. That usually only happens during special occasions.

We love family fucking. But when your offspring grow up, get married, start families and start careers, it becomes more challenging to find time like we did this weekend. As much as I wanted an old-fashioned family orgy, I settled for two or three offspring at a time.

My son needed to leave this morning to go back to Nashville for work. However, he fucked me with my oldest son before hitting the road. My oldest son stopped by on Saturday and tag teamed mommy with his baby brother. However, he decided he needed more of mommy ‘s pussy before he started work today. When he arrived, he found me on the couch riding his baby brother’s hard cock. So, joined us.

Weekends Full of Family  Fun are the Best Weekends to Me

My oldest son fucked my pussy while his brother fucked my ass. And they made a sexy mommy sandwich out of me. First, they pumped me full of cum at the same time. Perfect timing because my oldest daughter stopped by. Now she came over Friday night and ate my pussy while her baby brother fucked me. And she wanted more too.

I don’t think anybody likes Mondays. I never mind working on Mondays because I have the best job ever. My offspring, however, often dread Mondays like the average working American does. But I think I started everybody’s day off better with some mommy pussy. Two sons fucked me before leaving for work. And a daughter cleaned up their mess before she left for work too.

Perhaps this Monday, I do dread because everybody left to go to work, leaving me alone again. However, I do have my horny phone boys to keep me company today. And a promise from some of my other offspring that they will visit me tonight too.

Sometimes, Mommy Phone Sex is For My Daughters Too

mommy phone sexWhen I started in this business, I only did mommy phone sex. Back then I only had two grandsons and they were both super young. But now with eight grand angels, I enjoy a lot of grandma calls too. Some guys want to be my grandson so they can fuck their busty grandma. And others just want to be my close friend so they can play with my little ones. Either works for me.

This morning, I planned on being productive before I started my shift. And although I didn’t get my laundry list taken care of, I did experience several earth shattering or orgasms thanks to my oldest daughter. She stopped by on her way to work this morning. I think she just needed her mommy. Although I feel close to all my offspring, I never see my daughters enough. One of the reasons I started date night getaways with all my offspring was to provide us with some quality time alone together.

My daughter seemed stressed out. Although she does have a mild anxiety disorder, she copes well with the stress of her job and the stress of life. I think this morning she just wanted to let mommy make it all feel better. So, I stripped her naked and laid her on my bed. She needed mommy sex. And I need a daughter time. Perfect timing for her to show up.

This Horny Granny and Mommy Takes Care of The Girls in the Family Too

I think I licked every inch of her body, making sure I spent ample time on her puffy hard nipples and her engorged clit. I will lick the alphabet on any of my daughters’ or my granddaughters’ pussies. Consider me a bisexual grandma. I eat pussy and I suck cock. Can you blame me. With three sons and three daughters and a mix of grand angels, I can’t focus solely on those hard cocks when sweet pussies eagerly await me too.

For 30 minutes, I worshiped my daughter ‘s pussy. The pussy I helped create. The pussy I bore from my own pussy. And I buried my head between her legs until her juices glistened my entire face. Eventually, I let her get a few licks on the pussy that gave her life too. Although I did cum, I put my focus on my baby girl. She needed me. And I needed to make her feel good.

According to her, I made her feel so much better. Now she felt ready to tackle an important work meeting that stressed her out. Sometimes a girl, even an adult girl, still needs her mom ‘s love. And I may be just one mortal woman, but I will take care of all six of my offspring and all eight of my grand angels whenever they need. Enjoying a family fucking lifestyle means taking care of each other. And I will take care of anyone in my family anytime and anywhere.

Grandma Phone Sex Never Grows Boring for Me

grandma phone sexGrandma Phone sex never gets old for me. I’m a dirty granny and a dirty mommy. And perhaps you could call me a dirty gilf too because I am fond of young boys in general. This weekend, my oldest grandson paid me a visit. Although his spring break does not occur for another two weeks, he just couldn’t wait to fuck his grandma. So, Friday night he hopped into the car with one of his fraternity brothers and they paid me a visit.

My grandson brought me a bonus boy to fuck. A boy who always wanted to fuck a grandma too. My grandson joined a fraternity his freshman year. And he bonded with his fraternity brothers. I fuck a few of them. But this new boy appears to be a pledge. He recently joined the fraternity. And sometime last week the veteran frat brothers played that game, Never Have I,” with the pledges. And I guess somebody asked a question about fucking a sexy granny.

According to my grandson, his fraternity baby brother, never fucked a hot grandma, but always wanted to fuck a hot GILF. Being the good big brother, he brought Oliver home with him. And I rocked both cocks all weekend long. Although I could fuck a boy in any position and in any situation, I think my favorite might be two cocks at once. Either one north or south. Or two cocks South in my pussy and ass.

This Sexy Grandma Loves Entertaining Multiple Young Cocks

Makes me feel extra taboo getting two cocks like that. But I did just that all weekend. Sometimes my grandson would worship my pussy while I sucked his friend’s cock. Sometimes they both fucked me together. And other times somebody would fuck my pussy while I sucked the other boy’s cock. Regardless, this grandma fucked two college boys all weekend long. With one of them barely legal and no experience with a mature woman.

The more my grandson fucks me the more he wants to fuck me. So, I’m not sure this weekend that he satisfied that urge grandma. Because the more he fucked me the harder he got and the more he wanted. Same for his friend. I popped his sexy grandmas cherry. And gave him a taste of what fucking an old broad feels like. And now I think that boy might spend spring break here with my grandson in two weeks. How lucky for me.

I hated seeing the boys leave, but they did occupy my time all weekend. And they made me cum repeatedly. They even made me squirt too. I cannot wait for spring break.

My Family Loves It When I Pose for Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI love posing for sexy grandma pics. My oldest grandson passed the torch to his younger brother for taking naked pictures of me. I don’t mind. In fact, it builds my confidence. I think it might build the confidence of any mature woman too when your teenage photographer gets a boner watching you spread your pussy for his lens. It makes you feel hot as fuck

So yesterday after school, my middle grandson came over with his camera to take some pictures. We own a few different cameras in this family. The first one I purchased at a vintage store about 10 years ago. One of those old Polaroid cameras.

Personally, I think these serve best for naughty pictures that could get you arrested. Now, taking pictures of me remains perfectly legal. If anybody happens to see these photos, they will not know the age of the photographer. However, when I take family fucking pictures with the younger members of the family, I always use a Polaroid camera. Nothing backs up to the cloud. Nothing anyone sees while developing. And we keep those kinds of photos in a shoebox under granny’s bed.

Since My Family Enjoys Seeing Me Naked, I Continue to Pose Nude for Them

So, we use our camera phones for non-naughty pictures. And we have a vintage Pentax camera that both my grandsons use when snapping naked photos of the matriarch of the family. It allows them closeup shots of my cunt. But my oldest son built a dark room in my home. And it comes in handy for developing our own kinky photos. The key to taking family pictures is simple. Use an analog camera. That way you become protected from any uploading mishaps. And I do believe that becomes the number one way P folks like me get caught.

After my grandson snapped a few pictures of my pussy and my enormous tits, we enjoyed me behind the camera. I took several photographs of just his young cock. Plus, a few photos of me sucking his young cock. Dirty pictures that would get me arrested if I took them with my camera phone. But I’m a smart and sexy granny who enjoys family fun and knows how to stay under the radar.

And I love that my grandsons find me sexy. My grandson and I fucked for several hours and took dirty pictures of each other before he headed home to do homework. If my family still finds me attractive, I will keep posing nude for them.

Mommy Sex or Granny Sex Mornings Give Me the Cum I Need to Start My Day

mommy sexI love mommy sex mornings. Since my offspring grew up, I don’t enjoy those sorts of mornings much anymore. For the most part, I wake up alone. Now I do have a boy toy lover, who I’ve fucked for over a decade. However, he does not live with me. Plus, he works. I texted my oldest son just to see if he could spare any time for his mommy this morning but left for work already. As much as I needed my sons this morning, nobody could help me out.

However, my middle grandson decided to skip his first period class to take care of his horny grandma. Apparently, my son texted his son to go take care of his mother for him. That’s the kind of family I get to enjoy. Does that make you jealous? If my son can’t take time to satisfy his mommy, he can send his son as a surrogate. I’m a dirty grandma too. My grandson always seems pleased when he gets to fuck his sexy granny.

And I’m sure this worked out better for me in the long run. Nobody else out fucks a teenage boy. My grandson can fuck me so hard that I swear he leaves skid marks on the inside of my pussy. When he arrived, he found me in the whirlpool bathtub in my bedroom.

He looked like a tall glass of lemonade on a very hot summer day. Just what I needed to feel refreshed. He began to strip as he walked closer to me. I sat on the edge of the tub, masturbating my pussy to entice him to hurry up and get his ass in the tub with me.

I Want to Start Every Day Swallowing a Load of Boy Cum

By the time he stood before me naked his cock looked stiff as a board. And grandma needed to take care of it. So, I used my hands and my tits and my mouth to drain my grandson’s load. And I drank it down like warm milk. I have a theory that boy’s cum lubricates my throat enabling me to talk dirty all day long. So, I should start every day off giving head to a son or a grandson so that I can talk to my perverts all day.

After I blew my grandson, I asked him to join me in the hot tub. And that’s when the magic happened. He ate his grandma ‘s pussy, making me cum all over his face. Then I sat on his cock and rode him until I got a second nut explosion from him. I wanted him to stay with me all day, but I didn’t want to jeopardize his education either. He promised to come back after school and fuck me longer.

So now this dirty grandma phone sex operator gets to talk to you with a pussy full of cum and cock breath. And, I have something to look forward to when my grandson comes back tonight.