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Hosting A Halloween Party For The Boy

Kinky phone sexI think it is every parent’s nightmare.  Having to host a huge party for one of your little ones.  People running all over your house, crying, fighting, cleaning up messes … and that is just the other Adults who attend.  When my son came to me and said that he wanted to be the one to have the big Halloween Party for his friends this year, I couldn’t say no.  He has become the best little pussy licker around, so I felt that I owed him a party for all his hard work.  How hard could it be right? It was terrible!  Finding a place last minute, coming up with a Theme, sending out invites, blah blah blah. 

Once we all got everything worked out I was happy, before that though I was driving myself crazy.  I have a bit of OCD in me, so everything had to be perfect.  We decided that we would rent a place that could easily fit the Pirate Theme. We all got dressed and off we went.  Since I am newly married, I do not know my Husband’s friends all that well.  Meeting their wives for the first time was interesting.  I have never received so many dirty looks before in my life.  One of the wives I actually like, her name is Molly.  She sat me down and gave me the dirt on every single one of the women there.  I do not like gossip but these bitches were pissing me off.  I spent all this money to give them and their bratty little asshats a great party and they give me attitude? 

My son was having a great time so that was all that really mattered.  Plus, my little girl was the most beautiful one there.  After speaking with Molly I felt a lot better, what made me feel almost blissful was when I went into where the cooks were and saw that the Dirty Look Queen was having a go with another one of the wives Husbands.  She saw me, and I saw her, I mouthed the words, “Gotcha!” Then ran out, like I was going to tell her Husband.  Her and that guy came flying out of the kitchen area.  You could tell they had been fucking, she looked at me and I sat there drinking a glass of wine.  I raised my glass to her as her angry husband was approaching her.  He grabbed her by the arm and yanked her aside.  I laughed so hard.

After that the party died down.  Nothing like a cheating bitch to break up a party, but all in in all it was a great night.  I think when the ‘girls’ talked to each other the next day they must of decided it wasn’t a great idea to be bitchy to me, because when I saw one of them at the grocery store this morning she was sweet as pie.  What a fake!  I think the next time one of them gives me attitude, I will take it upon myself to give one of their offspring a lesson in sex.  I think that is a much better way to get back at a snobby bitch rather then fucking her old husband. 

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Grandma phone sex is the best!

grandma phone sexNothing is better than playing with my grandbrats. Grandma phone sex is the best! Especially when the little ones like to dress up and try on all types of different clothes. I always take advantage of this time, using it for photo shoots and using it to put on all the clothes I’ve been waiting to see on these lil brats. Clothes that make those little bodies that much sexier, it even turns these naughty lil brats on wearing these clothes – I can tell they want granny to play with them, to bring some friends over to play with them…something even more fun than dress up. I call a few friends, they love to get their cocks wet by young bald pussy, they love nothing more than having their cock sucked by my budding cocksuckers. And my lil grandbrats… well they eat this shit up too. They love to please, good subby whores that want to do nothing but make me happy and if that’s the case then we are going to have a good time cuz I’ll have them do anything and everything. This is a no limits night!

Sexy Mommy / Daughter Duo

sexy mommyA sexy mommy knows how to have fun, especially with her equally sexy daughter. Morgan and I were all alone this weekend. Daddy was out of town on a business trip. Now my baby girl is a hot teen slut. She could have gone out to any number of parties this weekend, but she opted to spend the weekend with her mommy who wasn’t feeling very well. Morgan heard that the best cure for any infection was a good old fashioned orgasm. So, she pampered her mommy all weekend long. Friday night, we went shopping for some sex lingerie together. When we got home, she modeled every hot outfit I bought her. Just look at her. Am I not the luckiest woman in the world?

I started to rub my pussy looking at my daughter’s young nubile body. She crawled to where I was sitting and replaced my fingers with her tongue. She is the best pussy eater. Of course, I taught her how to take care of me when she was still learning to crawl. She licked my juicy slit up and down working her tongue and her fingers in and out of me. Suddenly, I didn’t feel sick anymore. I came a river on her sweet angelic face. She cleaned up all the mommy juice that dripped down into my ass too. I tried to return the favor, but Morgan insisted the weekend was all about making me feel better. Her tongue could make broken bones and serious flesh wounds feel better.

family fuckingThe entire weekend she pampered my pussy with her tongue, her fingers, even a few of our favorite sex toys. She made me cum over 50 times in the course of a few days, expelling all the poison from my body. I think Morgan was destined to be a naughty nurse. She has the best bedside manner. Thanks to my miracle worker daughter, this mommy feels so much better so I am all about pampering her this week. Maybe you would like to join me in spoiling my daughter’s hot teen twat.

The Calling

kinky phone sex dorisYesterday Inez and I decided to take a Sunday drive. We had no destination in mind we just wanted to go for a ride and see where the road was going to take us. As we were driving down the road we saw a sign in front of a church that read, “The most powerful position is on your knees”  Inez took a picture of it, we got a great little chuckle and made several jokes as we continued driving. It wasn’t much longer before we passed another church and they had a message on their marque that read, “Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit” Again Inez took a picture and we laughed about this one a lot and it made us both wet. With our hands in each other’s panties we kept driving and it wasn’t long before another sign popped up, this one read “Open your mouth and I will fill it” By now we were both hot as hell and pretty sure that someone was trying to tell us something. We jokingly agreed that if we saw one more sign on a church referring to oral sex we would stop at that church and fill each others mouth with cum right there inside the church. Sure enough, just around the corner, big as life, there was a sign “A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees” Turning into the parking lot we took our horny, wet pussies inside and 69ed in the back pew, both of us cumming so hard we couldn’t be quiet. We answered the calling all right!incest phone sex doris

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The day Cara brought her boyfriend home is a day I will never forget. He was so sexy. Tall dark and handsome. I knew she had jungle fever just like me, but I never thought she would go for it. I was envious of her. I knew she was getting his big black cock every night she stayed with him. I wanted him. I wanted to see his dark hands rubbing and touching my white skin. Cara and I were cooking dinner for her man that first night. She had to run to the store to get some last minute things. Her man walked into the kitchen thinking I was Cara. He started rubbing my ass and kissing my neck.

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He had no idea it was me. He slipped his fingers down my panties and started playing with my pussy. He didn’t even notice Cara standing in the doorway. Not only was she staring she was rubbing her pussy. She walked up behind him and started rubbing his cock. He was so surprised. We let the food burn as we fucked each other for hours. Sucking his big black cock with my sexy sister was so exciting. I love tasting her pussy after his cock has been inside of her. I love sucking his cock clean. We are kinky sisters and he now has two sexy girlfriends. 

Incest Phone Sex Candy Fun

incest phone sex mommyI thought my brood of boys would sleep in today after a late night of trick or treating. I was going through their candy loot when they woke up bright and early. They had a sweet tooth, wanted some of their candy. They know the rules. No candy until after dinner. They were begging for a piece each so I had a solution. I let them each pick out once piece of candy that they were just dying to eat. I let them unwrap each piece and shove it inside my pussy. I sucked their little hairless cocks to get my mommy juices flowing. My hot warm creamy cunt nectar melts candy at warp speed. Then I let them eat it out of my pussy. They gobbled it all up. Seems that they enjoy a chocolate flavored pussy very much. The benefit for me was that not only did it put a stop to their nagging for some candy, but it got my horny puss licked up and down until I came all over their faces. Win win for us all.

Mommy want candy cum!

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Happy Halloween! I know you are going to be outside sitting next to a warm fire with a big bowl of candy. There you will be drinking and waiting for all the young ones to come up to you and beg for candy. I bet your cock will be hard the entire time. Seeing all the sexy outfits that the little whores will be wearing. This dirty mommy knows she will not be able to wait to rub her cunt as she takes her little ones out for candy. I dressed my whores up nice and sexy. We are hoping to find a dirty grown man who wants to fuck them so they can get more candy. We love to be used. We want to give you the candy between our legs. Give us all your yummy cum! 

Fantasy Football Slut

 

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Fall makes me think of bonfires and football. Both make me hot. My husband thinks I love football but I’m really just checking out the hot male bodies. When I see them slam together, I imagine being there, getting my pussy slammed by such manpower. And those asses in uniform. OMG, I want to rim the assholes of those tight, sexy asses. Seriously, I will masturbate to games on TV. And I can’t sit still when I’m at a game. That testosterone in the air getting my pussy all twitchy. Remember Lassie in that old movie, Porky’s? She was the slut that got turned on by sweaty men’s clothing in the locker room. When someone took her in there to fuck her, she’d howl like a bitch in heat and everyone knew what was happening. That would be me with my face in a pile of jock straps, licking the ball sweat and inhaling the man smell.
Give me 30 minutes with a young stud football player. I’d peel those pants down, lick those sweaty, salty balls and suck that thick cock. He’d bend me over the bleachers right there in front of the crowd, and fuck my tight end. I’d be a full-back when he loaded my ass with cum. Or maybe I’d just open my wide-receiver and let him fuck me right in the mouth. Everyone would be watching and masturbating. The cheerleaders would kick off their panties and get fucked, too. Damn, I can’t wait until my son is old enough to play. He’s gonna be in such trouble with Mommy.
This fantasy would be the Super Bowl of Fucking and we’d all yell “Touchdown” at our mass jerk-off game. Hey, a girl can have a dream, right? I was a cheerleader in High school and I miss that athletic cock!!! Woot-woot!!! Are you ready for some football? Call me at halftime and we’ll have a quickie.
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Incest Phone Sex Trick and Treats

incest phone sex mommyIncest phone sex calls are my specialty. I am a dirty mommy and a dirty granny. What can I say, I love those little hairless cocks and balls. So when my young grand angels wanted to have a little Halloween party for some school friends, I said hell yes. I am all about those hard treats. This was a mixed party, even better, because I love playing with little girls almost as much as I love playing with little boys. We played my favorite Halloween game. I blindfold the munchkins, while they lick candy out of my ass and cunt. They have to guess the flavor. I can put anything up my old snatch from chocolate bars to candy. Everything in my warm wet fuck holes melts inside me, producing a nice sweet and musky taste. The little ones love licking until they can decide just what Halloween treat they are licking from my cougar cunt. Sometimes they just keep licking even though they already correctly guessed! I even get candy in return. All over my big natural boobs.

If you have a little one you are trying to train to suck your dick or eat your pussy, trust me, a candy covered cock or candy filled cunt is the perfect way to make them want to go down on you. Been a popular game in my family for decades.

Dirty Piss Whore Sisters

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My sister and I are nasty whores. We have been fucking each other for years. My sweet sexy younger sister and I took showers together when we were younger. One day after we got caught in the rain we jumped in the shower together. That is the day I noticed her sexy body. She had filled out. She has big juicy tits and a nice round ass. She also has this flat belly. God I loved watching the soap drip down her body.

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Watching her rub her pussy clean made me wet. I started washing her hair for her. It was so sensual, washing her thick hair and running my fingers down her back. I rubbed my hands over her beautiful ass. I slipped a few fingers inside of her pussy and felt her warm piss flow out of her cunt. I was addicted to her and her piss. We finger each other and ate each others pussies as we pissed. I fucking love my nasty whore sister!