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Naughty in Church

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Most people think I’m perverted when I mention that I’d love to have sex in a church; but, I my brother finally gave in. It must be something about us Southerners who like this sort of thing. One of my brother’s friends cleaned the local church and offered to give me a key in order to carry out my twisted plan. I walked up to the podium and pretended to preach about the sanctity of sex and how everyone should have more of it. Then, my brother went up to the piano in the upper deck; he started playing “Everybody must get stoned” and we both sang. I found my way up there and we began strip each other’s clothes off; we were so fucking horny that we didn’t even kiss…we just groped at each other. He slid me against the piano keys and began fucking my pussy. I watched his slippery cock go in and out of my eager cunt; and then I’d look down at the pulpit, the red fabric seats, and clench his dick inside of me. I told him to fuck me harder and bite my tits, and he did. I squirted juices all over the piano keys and his pants that were below his knees. My clit, so far pushed out, rubbed against his belly and I came again as he shot his big load of cum deep inside me.
We jumped down below the banister when we heard the door to the church open; women were chattering about flowers and “the bride.” Our eyes grew large. There was about to be a wedding in the church and there was no way for us to get out. When we realized that no one was going to use the piano where we were, we relaxed. As the minister talked about love and Christ, I began sucking my brother’s cock. After he shot all over my face, he fucked me in the ass; but, he had to cover my mouth to keep me quiet. By the end of the wedding, we looked at our mess. There was cum everywhere…hymnbooks, piano keys, and even felt seat at the organ. I giggled and threw my panties under the lid of the piano; the perverted little organ boy was going to have wet dreams for years because of us!

We’ve Cum A Long Way Baby!

kinky phonesex lillyRecently the twins and I went to an antique show and they became interested in the clothes of the 1920’s. I bought them a couple of little outfits and they love wearing them and pretending that they are lost in time. So I thought it would be fun if I could find some old movies from that era. In my search I also found some vintage porn. They put on their period clothes. I popped some pop corn and we sat down for movie night. I didn’t tell them about the porn and saved that for last. We all laughed at the way the people in the movies seemed to be moving in a jerking kinda of way. They thought it was cool that there was no sound and we had to read the words and the music was so funny that went with it, like carnival music they said. Finally I told them I had a real treat for them and I put on the old porn movie. They loved it! We watched a “real” porn (as they called it) afterwards and talked about how different things are now. It was a different but fun movie night and as usual we went to bed happy and horny and ready to play!kinky phonesex vintage

Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?

Cougars and Closets

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My brother and I were house-sitting for my rich aunt. We had enjoyed fucking in each one of the bedrooms, the pool, the kitchen…everywhere. And, now we were back to the master bedroom; my brother’s lips were wrapped around my clit and I was about to cum when we heard someone coming up the stairs and the familiar voice of our aunt. A young boy was accompanying her; I squinted from the closet slit and whispered to my brother that the boy cut the grass every week. But I was puzzled when she held his hand and led him to her bed. He pulled off his shirt and she played with her pearls while making these unusual sounds that I’d never heard before. Her voice was so high-pitched, like a little girl’s. She lifted her legs in the air and he pulled down her panties as if this was their normal routine. She playfully tugged on his pants and he finished undressing, sliding on top of her.

I could feel my brother’s cock stiffening against my legs. I stifled a giggle and he shrugged. I bent down in the closet and began sucking his cock. It expanded inside my mouth as I wrapped my tongue around it. Aroused by the thought that my brother was enjoying watching our old aunt fuck a young boy, I started rubbing my clit, too. Maybe he wanted to fuck her, or maybe he did when he was younger; I would have to ask later. Right now, he was clutching the frame of the closet and biting his lower lip. My aunt was screaming, “Ride me, stud-muffin” and demanding that he not cum yet. “I’m almost there…” she huffed and then yelled out, her voice shaking. The boy released his cum in one quick moment and then fell against the bed. My brother’s cum slid down my throat and I teased his asshole with my tongue while rubbing my clit until I shook, orgasming and collapsing on his legs.

A Tiger Can’t Change Its Stripes

My Mommy Doris is the biggest incest kinkster you’ve ever seen! She is a total cougar.  The other day, something SUPER scary happened to us. We had a break-in and about five huge, hulking black dudes barged into our house and tried to rob us. Luckily, my Mommy Doris was thinking on her feet. To save our valuables and keep me, her beloved and precious baby daughter, safe, she got the idea to let the BIG BLACK COCK men sexually use and abuse our white-women holes brutally instead. It was frightening and I felt so nervous I could hardly breathe. The excitement from not knowing whether we’d live or die though, excited my tiny cunt hole very much. It actually made me want to get double-stuffed by big black cock. The truth is, though, they LOVED my Mommy Doris. They fucked her huge aching white-woman birthing titties with their thick dark-meat cocks. Then they creamed on her nipples and forced me to lick off their black-man spud. She is such a cougar . . . my Mommy Doris has what it takes to attract any man. She is even very good at seducing huge, hulking black criminal dudes into letting us leave with our lives & not robbing us.

Aunt Phone Sex: I Sold My Nephew for Big Black Cock

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Usually I am talking about my sons and their friends. That is because they have huge cocks. I do have a nephew who is half Asian. Although he has always wanted to fuck his hot Aunt Victoria, he has a really small dick and I just can’t even bring myself to a pity fuck. But, the other day, my big black daddy discovered I have an Asian nephew. Well you see, I pay for the pleasure of this particular black daddy. He is a black bull for hire and well worth the money. He gives my pussy a good time. Never been stretched out so much or filled up so much in my life! I have fallen behind in my weekly payments and like a crack whore, I begged not to be cut off from his throbbing big dark flesh. I told him he could have whatever he wanted, just please keep fucking me until I could get him the money I owe him.

He had a solution to my dilemma. See, he gets off on humiliating white men and their little dicks in comparison to his big bull cock. He has never had the pleasure of humiliating an Asian man but has heard they have the smallest wieners. My debt would be wiped clean, and I get to keep fucking my big black stud if my nephew is forced to watch and fluff his cock. Of course I was on board. I called Toan and told him I had an emergency and he had to come over. He was there in a flash. When he arrived he saw me naked on the couch with a black tongue licking my pussy. He was horrified and tried to leave. I told him if he ever wanted the chance of being with me, he had to stay and watch and do whatever Marcus said. Toan looked scared and angry, but he agreed. He loves his Aunt.

Marcus made him watch as he ate my pussy, as he came on my face, as he fucked my cunt… He even made him tie bows on his cock and feed it to me as a present. The look on Toan’s face when he had to wrap that big thick black dick with bows was priceless. He was trembling. But then so was I, just trembling with anticipation. After Marcus was done using me, he turned his attentions to my nephew more. He forced his face in my pussy. He was like, you still want to eat your Aunt’s pussy with my cum leaking out of it? Marcus then made Toan clean my hot cunt juices off his big black dick; and while he forced his black shaft down his throat, he smacked him around with his cock. Marcus thrived in humiliating Toan. He called him little dick man; told him he had seen bigger dicks on dogs; and made him suck his dick on and off for hours.

Toan was used and humiliated to settle my debt. I know I should have felt bad with how aggressive Marcus got with my nephew, but I am  a big black cock addict and would have sold my son to a donkey show in Tijuana if it  meant  I could keep getting that dark meat. Hell, I’d sell and use you for just a look at that beautiful, black throbbing cock. Surely, you can’t blame me?

Family Fun Phone Sex with Samantha: Sweet Rewards

I am a very “hands” on grandma. I potty trained all my offspring with a unique but effective method. A sort or positive rewards system that I am now using to train my youngest grand angel. My son said he needed help training him because he was not responding well to any of the techniques used at home. I asked him if he remembered how I potty trained him many moons ago. Suddenly, he told me his cock was hard. That tells me he remembered! You know how some parents keep M and M’s or other candy in the bathroom and their wee one gets a piece when they make a potty? Well I keep the candy in my pussy. I used M and M’s first, but I found that my babies preferred sweet tarts.

With my youngest grandson, I sit on the couch, with my pussy spread. The couch is in direct view of the bathroom. When he sits on the potty like a good boy, he gets to watch grandma use her pretty pink vibrator on her pretty pink pussy. Now, when he actually makes a pee pee or a poopy in the potty, I insert a sweet tart deep into my juicy cunt. He then gets to come lick it out of granny’s honey pot. Like all my offspring, he has a sweet tooth. See, my sons said that the sweet tarts melted in my pussy and mixed with my own hot love juices to create a special sweet sugary concoction that even Brach’s would want to market. My littlest angel boy can’t wait to use the potty with this method. After he uses the big boy potty, he runs right between my legs for his special reward. He takes long licks and buries his face between my milky thighs. I put my hands on the back of his sweet head and tell him what a good boy he is; how proud I am of him. I always end up giving him a little extra sweet tasty treat too. I told all my offspring and I tell their offspring, that getting candy out of my special candy dish is a reward for us both. It’s win win. My wee ones learn to potty train and I get off! I had my stubborn little grand boy potty trained quickly with this method. Sex and candy is the sweetest reward! How were you potty trained? I love to share my stories of potty training over the years; hear your stories or maybe even help you with your potty training!!!!

Incest Fantasies

 

mommy phone sex kenya (5)I love the fantasies you guys come up with. They sure do know how to make my pussy soak. I recently got a call that made me really want to invite him over for a good time. He fantasized about having an older black mommy to fuck. Being that I have brats already it wasn’t hard for me to know how to comfort and seduce another brat. He sucked on my big nigger tits as I moaned. I could almost feel his tongue circling around my deep chocolate nipples. As my cunt pooled with kitty milk he rubbed the clit as a jerked his dick off. Just when his big dick was nice and hard for mama I sat on it letting all this pussy juice rip all over his member. I could tell he loved this mom pussy from how his cock was throbbing and his whimpers in my ear. “Mmm mama I love your juicy nigger twat”. I already knew he did and just as I found the perfect spot to grind deeper his little sister walked in. . she was naked and ready to join the fantasy fun. I can only imagine the freaky thing  he would’ve had her black ass do if he didn’t bust his load before his time ran out.

What’s on the horizon

 

 

Because I know all of you kinky “P” Daddies are wondering, YES! I am still a student teacher for very young boys and girls:) In fact, I’ve been doing more hours lately because of the summer programs. Just last weekend I took the little ones to go see the sunset. They held hands outside by the school yard and watched for a little while. Then they ran away like belligerent brats and made me chase them all around the school. Seriously, it makes me wants to pull down their pants, bend them over the playground equipment, and smack those tiny little asses raw. They need to be taught a lesson about respecting authority. Maybe you should bring your P-cock and teach them with me, daddies! Cum join me at school for the misbehaving little ones and I will lock the door behind you. Spend as much time with them as you’d like. I’ll cover up the screams and explain away the blood from those broken hymens. Such young, innocent little people. Who wants to have the first turn?!:)