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Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?

Family Fun Phone Sex with Samantha: Sweet Rewards

I am a very “hands” on grandma. I potty trained all my offspring with a unique but effective method. A sort or positive rewards system that I am now using to train my youngest grand angel. My son said he needed help training him because he was not responding well to any of the techniques used at home. I asked him if he remembered how I potty trained him many moons ago. Suddenly, he told me his cock was hard. That tells me he remembered! You know how some parents keep M and M’s or other candy in the bathroom and their wee one gets a piece when they make a potty? Well I keep the candy in my pussy. I used M and M’s first, but I found that my babies preferred sweet tarts.

With my youngest grandson, I sit on the couch, with my pussy spread. The couch is in direct view of the bathroom. When he sits on the potty like a good boy, he gets to watch grandma use her pretty pink vibrator on her pretty pink pussy. Now, when he actually makes a pee pee or a poopy in the potty, I insert a sweet tart deep into my juicy cunt. He then gets to come lick it out of granny’s honey pot. Like all my offspring, he has a sweet tooth. See, my sons said that the sweet tarts melted in my pussy and mixed with my own hot love juices to create a special sweet sugary concoction that even Brach’s would want to market. My littlest angel boy can’t wait to use the potty with this method. After he uses the big boy potty, he runs right between my legs for his special reward. He takes long licks and buries his face between my milky thighs. I put my hands on the back of his sweet head and tell him what a good boy he is; how proud I am of him. I always end up giving him a little extra sweet tasty treat too. I told all my offspring and I tell their offspring, that getting candy out of my special candy dish is a reward for us both. It’s win win. My wee ones learn to potty train and I get off! I had my stubborn little grand boy potty trained quickly with this method. Sex and candy is the sweetest reward! How were you potty trained? I love to share my stories of potty training over the years; hear your stories or maybe even help you with your potty training!!!!

Nana Got A New Bed

kinky phonesex camillaWhen I needed to go shopping for a bed I never thought it would turn into one of the kinkiest fuck toys we have. I found this pretty light brown four poster bed. I liked the lathe work on the posts, they weren’t just a log pole, they had a pretty in and out shape. I had it delivered and set up during the week when none of the little ones were there. My first visitor was one of the older ones and when I showed her my bed she cried “Oh Nana what fun” and started to strip. Naturally my pussy responded and I followed suit, thinking she wanted to be the first to break the bed in. Which was fine by me. Indeed she wanted to break in Nana’s new bed, but not like I thought. She grabbed a chair, climbed on top of it in her sneakers and tube socks and started fucking the shit out of the bed post. I have to admit that isn’t what I had in mind, but it was hot as hell and I laid in that bed fucking myself watching her until we came hard together. Her cum dripping down the bed post and mine dripping off my vibrator.

Mommy Phone Sex with Samantha: Four Day Family Fun Fuck Fest

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Who’s a lucky mommy? Me!!!!! My well hung oldest son paid me a surprise visit for the holiday weekend and he brought his little ones, my grand babies. Most of my brats live nearby with easy access to their cocks and pussies and their wee ones, but Zack lives on the West Coast. He sent me a text last Thursday to get the hot tub ready for some family fun, he was on his way to see his mommy. He has two angels, a girl and a boy, I have never met! Well the first couple days were all about Zack and me getting reacquainted with each others bodies. It’s been a couple years since we played, and when he was still at home, we played daily, sometimes all day too. I love all my offspring, but a p momma will always have a special spot for her first born son’s cock.  And that special spot is her juicy pink cunt. Ever since he was an ankle biter, he had a huge cock; the kinda cock that makes a mommy not only proud, but horny. I played with it for years before I actually had it in my pussy. The first time we fucked was in the Jacuzzi tub, so I was very excited we could have an anniversary fuck in the first place we did it. We had more than one anniversary fuck too!  And play with my grand babies in the same tub!!! I really struggled when he moved out. I had empty cunt syndrome so bad. Even though I still had 3 boys and 2 girls at home, I longed for his cock in all my fuck holes.

Zack and I fucked and sucked each other for two days straight. It felt so good to be his cum dump again. Felt so good to have my huge tits in his mouth again. Felt so good to ride his cock. I am such a proud p mommy too because he is teaching his own little ones all about the joys of family fun too. I have now officially played with all my grand babies. Those young ones too, always so eager to please. Swimming in the pool and hanging out in the hot tub with my boy and his angels was just what this horny granny needed to feel rejuvenated. My friends often ask what my secret for looking and feeling so young is; they often think botox or something artificial like that. It’s simple. What keeps me so young and happy is the cum of my offspring and the smooth powder fresh hairless bodies of my grand babies. It’s seriously my fountain of youth.

Mommy phone sex specials

I’m fresh off a four day family fun fuck-a-thon. I look and feel great. Would love to tell you all the nasty non PG-13 details. Incest is best. I fully believe in keeping it in the family. Do you have mommy, granny or family fun fantasies or experiences you want to share? Incest phone sex is my specialty because it’s a way of life for me. Get’s my cunt wet talking about it and doing it!

 

Granny Time!

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From my understanding you can’t teach an old dog new tricks but the way Samantha fucks, I’m sure that’s not a problem! She had trained her brats and their runts how to be prefect fuck toys. I called an equally horny but slightly older GILF (granny I’d like to fuck) who holds the same belief that our offspring are for pure enjoyment. When she walks in the house my “lil ones”, as she called them, couldn’t unglue their eyes from her huge 40 EE tits. Samantha also had this incredibly nice round ass for a granny. I had already told them that a fuckable friend of mine was coming by so my oldest son showed no shame when he grabbed a hold of one of those huge tits. It took two hands to hold just one and I saw that it made his young cock rock hard. He started sucking her huge granny nipples as he fingered Mommy’s hot, wet pussy. He sucked them until milk came out! When it did he drank every last drop of it. She had another one of my chocolate drops licking and sucking on her bald cunt. My daughter loves the taste of cunnie and asshole so it was nothing for her little face to be buried in Samantha’s pussy. She was very impressed at how well trained my mini cum sluts were.  My youngest became enamored by how fast she made his “thing” hard.  All she had to do was rub the spot between his little balls and tight young asshole. After that his little dick would stand up at attention! From that stimulation she made him cum so hard his little legs shook. “Again! Again!” he would exclaim when he was ready for more. Ultimately, Samantha and I wore the little ones out being the nasty horny p-mamas we are! This was the most fun the family and I had with another fuck buddy. As soon as my son woke up from his nap he asked if Ms. Samantha could rub his sweet spot again. Even though she was already gone I called her back and she was more than willing to come back for a round two.

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Fantasy Fun

kinky phonesex poohAll of us love Winnie The Pooh. So Nana decided to make him extra special. First I created a wonderful story about the hundred acre woods and how we all became transported to that magical land. Pooh, Tiger, Eeyore and the gang had never seen any human but Christopher Robin, so they were extra curious about all the little girls. We all decided to go collect lots of honey for our favorite bear, Pooh. When we got back, honey in hand, we decided to show the gang what cute little girls are all about. We got all the sweet young girls undressed and sat them under a tree one at a time. Pouring honey all over them for Pooh to lick off. Each girls got a turn. When we were done with the story everyone was horny and ready to play for real. Nana had plenty of honey on hand and it was a sticky but fun evening while we poured honey on each other and licked each other clean. 

Grandma Camilla goes Kinky

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My grandmother was celebrating her birthday, so all of her friends and family gathered to help her celebrate. We grilled and were having a good time; and, my brother and I decided to slip off and have some fun by ourselves. We snuck into one of the back bedrooms and began fucking; he threw me down on the bed and began licking my wet cunt. I moaned quietly and wrapped my legs around his head; I had missed him while he was on a business trip! His wife and little ones were in the next room, and we were both ‘getting off’ on it. He held his cock, told me to rollover, and…the door creaked open. We both were as still as statues.

Grandma Phone Sex Camilla

Standing there at the door was grandmother’s best friend, Camilla. Instead of closing the door and walking out, she closed the door and put a chair under it. “Well, you dirty little shits,” she said. Then she smiled and told us that she would not tell anyone if my brother sucked her cunt and fucked it. I tried to stifle a giggle as my brother looked at me with surprise. Grandma Camilla slid off her clothes and lay on the bed. “Well, what are you waiting for, sonny? Your sister shouldn’t have all the fun with that delicious cock!” My brother got on his knees and began sucking her clit. I’ve never heard such guttural sounds come out of a woman’s mouth; I watched my brother’s cock stiffen as he crawled on top of her.

“Now ride me like there’s no tomorrow, stud!” She kept spanking his ass, groaning until she squirted all over his pants that he hadn’t bothered to remove. We returned to the party; and, when people asked about the stain on his pants, he would look over at Grandma Camilla who would holler, “That naughty boy just ran right into this little old grandma, and he made me spill my margarita! Can you believe it?” She’d wink, sip her cocktail, and return to her conversation. What a wonderful birthday party, even if I did have to share my brother with Grandma Camilla!

A Kinky New Hobby

kinky phonesex camillaMy car broke down last week so the boys got together and decided that they were going to take up a hobby, mechanic/handyman for Nana. We went shopping and bought all the tools they need and a couple little tool belts. At first all I could think of is how sexy they were going to look all greasy and sweaty, trying to fix things for me. I hadn’t even thought of any other possibilities. The second day that they were working on their new found hobby, I went out to the garae to check on them. I was so turned on by how dirty they were and how hard they were working. I sat back in the corner watching them and I couldn’t help it, my hand gravitated to my crotch and I was lost in the moment. I closed my eyes and that is when I felt it. They were standing on either side of me with full tool belts, smiling. One at a time they began to pull tools out of theiir belts. Taking turns they began to use them to fuck me, licking my juice off each one before carefully tucking it back into their belts. They should have taken this up sooner. I know one thing for sure, I will be spending a lot more time in the garage with them in the future!

Lending A Hand

 

I am all about being helpful. I especially love doing good deeds for the people. In my life, I know that one person who deserves that most is Grandma Joan. She looked really lonely and sad when I ran into her last night at Dominos. I decided to invite her home with me. Since my Daddy is still away on his business trip, I felt like it was the right thing to do.

Grandma Joan needed it BAD. She was so horny since her husband just left her, so I took out all of my cunny hole toys. Then I slid a cock ring onto a slinky dildo and pounded her with it. Every time I went in and out, the cock ring slapped against her clit.

Her old wrinkled Grammy cunt was slapping up against me and it nearly made me cum. Just the feeling of it rubbing against my own tight teen holes drove me crazy. I wanted to get her off so bad, I would’ve done anything. That’s why I STUCK my tongue up her cougar asshole and licked it up and swirled up tongue around it. I kept fingering her mature lady cunt and eventually she exploded all over my hand.  

I hope this will get me points for karma and all that. When I need to get fucked bad, I hope someone will be kind enough to screw my aching little teen cunny back. And of course I’m very grateful that this will count toward my community service project for school. I mean, how great is that?