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Brother / Sister Phone Sex with Samantha: My Brother’s Monster Cock

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All p families have their story as to how they became the family fun bunch. For me, it all began with my brother when we were wee ones. You see my family was not very wealthy. My father was an and struggled to find a niche in this country. Subsequently, I shared a bedroom with my brother well past that appropriate age! My brother was a bit socially awkward. He read comic books and was obsessed with old school horror films like Dracula, Frankenstein and The Werewolf.  We both had vivid imaginations. We had too; we were poor and these were the days before cell phones, DVDs and the Internet.  Little ones actually played with each other, some more than others.

I remember the first time I heard my brother, who was just 1 year older than me, jacking off in his bed. I could see it too: his hand moving so fast under the sheet, his eyes clenched, moaning… It was really hot. He started doing it more and more  and one day I asked to watch. I was surprised that not only did he let me, but it was huge. Bigger than Daddy’s and bigger than our Uncle’s cock. I had always thought of my brother as a geek. Not really the type to have sexual desires. But here he was wanking his meat every night and every morning  while his sister was in the bed next to him.

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The first time he stroked for me, I wanted him to look at me, so I could rub myself too. But, he struggled to cum that way. I thought is he weirded out that I am his sister? Or maybe he doesn’t think I am pretty. I asked what the problem was and at first he got all defensive . But I kept pushing him and he finally said it would help if we could play a little game. A game? Hmmm, I thought whatever helps me play with my brother’s big hard cock, has my vote.  I had a high libido even as an ankle biter. He wanted to play dress up. I was thinking like doctor and patient? I had played that game with my Uncle before and it was hot.

My brother had a different roleplay game in mind. Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein. Turns out he was spanking to photos of the actress who played the monster’s bride. That big white and black Fro like hair got him hard.  What the hell right? My brother did appear to have a monster cock. So, I was pretty crafty at that age. I made a white dress out of old sheets, learned to tease my hair out, donned some white makeup to give me that pale dead look and then dressed him in clothes too small that were ripped and put some green make up on him. He’d play violin music and I would moan and we’d walk around our bedroom like monsters grunting. Seemed odd to me but when his cock would pop out of his pants at the site of me, I came to love our silly little game and wonder if other families played it too.

My brother’s cock would get so hard and I would fall to my knees and  suck it so fast and so deep. He would shoot his wad in my mouth in minutes. After a few games of Frankenstein Needs a Bride, we were fucking. Turns out that he liked the virginal bride notion and the idea that a woman was created just for him; just for his horny needs. So, I became my brother’s bride for years.  Anytime we played that game, he knew I was there just for his needs, just for his cock.  We fucked in every conceivable position; he came everywhere on my body; there wasn’t anything sexual we did not explore in our game outfits. And it was hot for me too because I got serviced by a huge monster cock daily for years and I got to pretend I was a virgin over and over again. Eventually, when my cunt stopped being as tight as it was, we switched to my ass. My ass was always cherry red for my brother’s monster cock. In fact sometimes we would use a ketchup packet to make it look like I was bleeding again just like a virgin on her wedding night.

I am sure you had your own family fun role plays or special little games like spin the bottle or 30 seconds in heaven you played. Maybe Frankenstein Needs a Bride is a bit outside the box, but I still get hot thinking of all the times I came hard in that white bride’s dress I made; all the times I got my brother off pretending t be virginal bride. My brother popped my cherry and started me on a long tradition of incest. My uncle was next, then my daddy, then my offspring and now my offspring’s offspring. I have my own little games I played with them all, but it’s because of my well-hung brother that I truly appreciate the art of roleplay games. Who do you want me to be?

Mommy Phone Sex with Samantha: Missing that Boy Dick

Now that my oldest son has returned back to Washington state, I find myself horny as hell, longing for some family cock. My other two sons are back in college now, and I am by myself a lot more than I care to admit. Not that I won’t get to see them often, I just hate an empty household. A home is meant to be filled with wee ones who will service your every whim; your every desire. I don’t care who you are, if you are being honest with yourself, you have had lustful thoughts about a member of your family at some time in your life. It is natural. I have a prior history with my uncle and my father when I was younger, so I knew early on family fun was a good way of life. A natural way of life.

So, I guess you could say I have empty pussy syndrome. All my offspring are out of the house. Now they do bring their grand angels by to play with granny and I do get to see all of my sons and daughters regularly, just no one to wake up with and fuck. And I tell you, nothing like being woke up by your son’s hard throbbing cock and a load of his hot boy batter. I crave that boy batter like most crave air or food. I can’t survive without it.

I have been using my favorite red dildo one of my daughters gave me at Christmas to imitate my son’s cock all morning, but it’s not the same. A dildo doesn’t fill your pussy with your boy’s seed. I’m a total whore for my family. A total whore for that shared DNA if you know what I mean.

I know you aren’t my son, but maybe we could pretend? You catch mommy playing with her pussy and decide you should be man of the house and help out. Or I catch you masturbating and decide to show you how to do it better. The role play ideas for a mommy and son or a granny and her wee ones are endless. And all hot too. Maybe you can give me your baby boy batter?

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Grandma phone sex Party

kinky phonesex camillaBirthday parties at Nana Camilla’s house are always a load of fun. Little James wanted a Candy Land Party so Nana made it happen. I baked a wonderful chocolate Candy Land cake for him. Of course we payed lots of naughty Nana games. Pin the winkie on Jimmy was the most fun. Everyone was blind folded and spun around. Each guest had a paper winkie that had tape on the back of it and they had to tape it to Jimmy. The one that got the closest to the actual placement won and the prize was Jimmy’s winkie. It was a win win for Jimmy and the guest. We had to play Candy Land and put a naughty twist on it just like we do everything at Nana’s house. We went skinny dipping in Nana’s pool and played chicken and marco polo and had loads of fun touching each other and kissing underwater. By the end of the night we were all tired and happy and fell into Nana’s big fluffy bed naked. We had to end the night loving on each other and showing each other just how happy we were to be together. I love feeling all the young bodies pressed together in my bed, wiggling around and giggling while we have naughty Nana fun!

Cougar on the Prowl for Family Cubs

 I am the epitome of a cougar. I not only love younger cock, I love really young cock; family young cock! All my adult life, I have been on the prowl for young hard dick. When I was younger, I played with older men, my uncle and my daddy primarily; however, I quickly learned that older cock has a lot of issues. But now that I am of a mature age, I realize young cock is where it is at. No such thing as too young either. Young cock gets hard quickly; young cock cums often; young cock is taboo; young cock can be taught how to please old pussy; young cock is hairless; and young cock is eager to fuck. Luckily, I am surrounded by cubs. I have two generations of cubs to play with. I am a good cougar too. I teach those cubs how to play with titties; how to lick pussy; how to relax to have their little bums explored; how to touch themselves for the pleasure of others and themselves; and how to play with other cubs for their cougar’s excitement.

I bet you can’t resist those little cubs either can you? Why don’t we share experiences of our family fun time with those precious little cubs?

I Want My Son’s Baby Batter

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Last month, a girl who works for this company, Tammy, wrote about things I have often thought about but have just been too afraid to admit in a public forum. You see Tammy is pregnant and a p mommy like myself. She admitted in her blog that she fantasized about her son getting her pregnant and having his baby. Reading that made my p pussy so wet. Although Tammy is much younger than me, I share her taboo thoughts. I have a long history of family fun with my offspring and now my grand angels. Heaven knows I could have become pregnant with my son’s offspring, but I never did. Not yet at least. Tammy gave me the courage to admit that I would love some of my son’s baby batter; would love to have him knock me up. She is so lucky she can still get knocked up. But, truth be told, I still menstruate, which means anything is possible! I want more offspring, more angels to play with!

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In fact when he fucked me today, I held my belly and rubbed it, saying a prayer his boy seed would impregnate me. The thought of my own son shooting his sperm in me and actually knocking me up has my pussy drenched. He could even suck my huge ass boobs as they fill with milk. Tammy is a much younger mommy than me, but much braver. I have been a p mommy longer than she has been alive, but not until I read her blog “Musings from a P Mommy,” did I find the courage to vocalize my desire to have my son’s baby. To be a granny and mommy simultaneously is the hottest thing in the world to me. Now, I am gonna keep fucking my sons until one of them gives me the baby batter to give me a nice round belly and big full lactating breast. Thank you Tammy for writing what I was thinking! I can’t wait to do a 2 girl call with her. Just think, you could have two p mommies to play with.

Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?

Family Fun Phone Sex with Samantha: Sweet Rewards

I am a very “hands” on grandma. I potty trained all my offspring with a unique but effective method. A sort or positive rewards system that I am now using to train my youngest grand angel. My son said he needed help training him because he was not responding well to any of the techniques used at home. I asked him if he remembered how I potty trained him many moons ago. Suddenly, he told me his cock was hard. That tells me he remembered! You know how some parents keep M and M’s or other candy in the bathroom and their wee one gets a piece when they make a potty? Well I keep the candy in my pussy. I used M and M’s first, but I found that my babies preferred sweet tarts.

With my youngest grandson, I sit on the couch, with my pussy spread. The couch is in direct view of the bathroom. When he sits on the potty like a good boy, he gets to watch grandma use her pretty pink vibrator on her pretty pink pussy. Now, when he actually makes a pee pee or a poopy in the potty, I insert a sweet tart deep into my juicy cunt. He then gets to come lick it out of granny’s honey pot. Like all my offspring, he has a sweet tooth. See, my sons said that the sweet tarts melted in my pussy and mixed with my own hot love juices to create a special sweet sugary concoction that even Brach’s would want to market. My littlest angel boy can’t wait to use the potty with this method. After he uses the big boy potty, he runs right between my legs for his special reward. He takes long licks and buries his face between my milky thighs. I put my hands on the back of his sweet head and tell him what a good boy he is; how proud I am of him. I always end up giving him a little extra sweet tasty treat too. I told all my offspring and I tell their offspring, that getting candy out of my special candy dish is a reward for us both. It’s win win. My wee ones learn to potty train and I get off! I had my stubborn little grand boy potty trained quickly with this method. Sex and candy is the sweetest reward! How were you potty trained? I love to share my stories of potty training over the years; hear your stories or maybe even help you with your potty training!!!!

Nana Got A New Bed

kinky phonesex camillaWhen I needed to go shopping for a bed I never thought it would turn into one of the kinkiest fuck toys we have. I found this pretty light brown four poster bed. I liked the lathe work on the posts, they weren’t just a log pole, they had a pretty in and out shape. I had it delivered and set up during the week when none of the little ones were there. My first visitor was one of the older ones and when I showed her my bed she cried “Oh Nana what fun” and started to strip. Naturally my pussy responded and I followed suit, thinking she wanted to be the first to break the bed in. Which was fine by me. Indeed she wanted to break in Nana’s new bed, but not like I thought. She grabbed a chair, climbed on top of it in her sneakers and tube socks and started fucking the shit out of the bed post. I have to admit that isn’t what I had in mind, but it was hot as hell and I laid in that bed fucking myself watching her until we came hard together. Her cum dripping down the bed post and mine dripping off my vibrator.

Mommy Phone Sex with Samantha: Four Day Family Fun Fuck Fest

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Who’s a lucky mommy? Me!!!!! My well hung oldest son paid me a surprise visit for the holiday weekend and he brought his little ones, my grand babies. Most of my brats live nearby with easy access to their cocks and pussies and their wee ones, but Zack lives on the West Coast. He sent me a text last Thursday to get the hot tub ready for some family fun, he was on his way to see his mommy. He has two angels, a girl and a boy, I have never met! Well the first couple days were all about Zack and me getting reacquainted with each others bodies. It’s been a couple years since we played, and when he was still at home, we played daily, sometimes all day too. I love all my offspring, but a p momma will always have a special spot for her first born son’s cock.  And that special spot is her juicy pink cunt. Ever since he was an ankle biter, he had a huge cock; the kinda cock that makes a mommy not only proud, but horny. I played with it for years before I actually had it in my pussy. The first time we fucked was in the Jacuzzi tub, so I was very excited we could have an anniversary fuck in the first place we did it. We had more than one anniversary fuck too!  And play with my grand babies in the same tub!!! I really struggled when he moved out. I had empty cunt syndrome so bad. Even though I still had 3 boys and 2 girls at home, I longed for his cock in all my fuck holes.

Zack and I fucked and sucked each other for two days straight. It felt so good to be his cum dump again. Felt so good to have my huge tits in his mouth again. Felt so good to ride his cock. I am such a proud p mommy too because he is teaching his own little ones all about the joys of family fun too. I have now officially played with all my grand babies. Those young ones too, always so eager to please. Swimming in the pool and hanging out in the hot tub with my boy and his angels was just what this horny granny needed to feel rejuvenated. My friends often ask what my secret for looking and feeling so young is; they often think botox or something artificial like that. It’s simple. What keeps me so young and happy is the cum of my offspring and the smooth powder fresh hairless bodies of my grand babies. It’s seriously my fountain of youth.

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I’m fresh off a four day family fun fuck-a-thon. I look and feel great. Would love to tell you all the nasty non PG-13 details. Incest is best. I fully believe in keeping it in the family. Do you have mommy, granny or family fun fantasies or experiences you want to share? Incest phone sex is my specialty because it’s a way of life for me. Get’s my cunt wet talking about it and doing it!