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Sexy Grandmas Will Jack You Off in a Theater

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate, but we love to fuck even more. Last night, I had a date night with my middle grandson. He wanted to see a scary movie. I indulged him because I knew what would occur after the date. Although I enjoy horror films, the Saw movies seem more akin to torture porn. My grandson and I sat in the back with a blanket over us.

Usually, I take care of the boys in the movie theater, but this time my grandson took care of me first. I love to get finger banged. But it does seem to be a lost art form that most men and boys no longer practice. I watched my grandson lick his fingers, then put his hand under the blanket. My legs fell open, as he searched for my pussy. He found it. Took him a few minutes to navigate under the blanket and through my yoga pants. But he found my pussy.

I am the Kind of Granny Who Jacks You Off in a Theater

Mature sexy women love to be fingered. Like I said, few men do it anymore. But the guys in my family, know how to finger bang. Thank goodness the movie sound blasted throughout the theater. Movies seem much louder these days. I appreciated the Dolby sound because the screams on the screen masked the sexy moaning noise I made as I came on my grandson’s fingers.

I watched him lick his fingers clean. He appeared to enjoy the taste of my cunt. Although I wanted to fuck him right then and there, I needed to restrain myself. Public indecency with a tender age boy might send me to the big house. But I did jack the boy as we watched Saw. When we got back home, he fucked my brains out. Teenage boys know how to jack rabbit a sexy granny like me. He left me out of breath and out of cum. I may not have enjoyed the movie, but I sure enjoyed my date.

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Sexy GILF Samantha Believes in Masturbation

sexy gilfThis sexy gilf never needs to masturbate. But I love to masturbate. I think we should all get off as many times a day as we can. I consider masturbation part of my self-care routine. Do you? Although I do prefer a cock in my pussy, if I am horny and no cock in sight, I am not waiting for one to show up.

Now that I live alone for the first time in decades, I can masturbate whenever I want. And I want to masturbate a lot. My libido rivals any man’s. I promise you that. My sons and daughters used to get jealous over my sex toy collection. But when we started fucking, they quickly realized I could out fuck a porn star. No one minds me toying with my pussy now.

In fact, my granddaughters learn how to pleasure their little kitties watching their sexy granny play with her pussy. I’ve been masturbating for 5 decades. When I began my journey in self-care, I did not know what the hell I was doing. The Internet was not invented yet to Google how to masturbate. I had no access to sex toys either. Hell, I did not know what a vibrator or a dildo even was back then.

All Women Should Practice The Art of Self Love

My first orgasm happened on accident. I was taking a bath and I let the faucet water run on my pussy as an attempt to clean it. I had just begun my period and I felt messy. While attempting to clean my pussy, I came. Honestly, I did not even know what an orgasm was at the time. But whatever happened to my body, it felt amazing. And I wanted to feel that again.

It took me a few more attempts to recreate that sensation, and once I did, I never stopped.  As a sexy mommy, I helped my daughters and sons learn how to masturbate. And now, I help their offspring with the same thing. Never too young or too old to enjoy some self-love. And no matter how much cock or pussy you get, masturbation just feels good. Maybe this seasoned old woman can teach you a few things too?

Sexy Grandma Pics, Haunted Houses and Public Sucking, Oh My

sexy grandma picsI love posing for sexy grandma pics. Although my oldest grandson took most of my blog pictures, his baby brother fills the void now. My oldest grandson attends college, but he still visits me often. In fact, he came to visit me this past weekend so we could do a couple haunted houses with his brother and father. Their father loves all the scary stuff too. My first-born son and he is just like me. Horny all the time and loves live music and scary shit.

However, most of the women in the family do not enjoy haunted houses or scary movies. My oldest daughter begged me to take her to see the Sixth Sense when she was still just a schoolgirl. The poor thing experienced nightmares for months. And she never begged to see a scary film again. Since I do not force anything on anyone in this family, I am happy just having the boys to attend scary movies and haunted houses with, especially in the month of Halloween.

This Granny Will Go Down on You in a Theater!

This sexy granny got her scare on this past weekend. And more fun will be coming soon. But this past weekend I jacked off both of my grandsons in the back row of the newest Saw movie. Trust me. I preferred jacking off two cocks than watching what I call torture porn. I love to be scared. But I prefer not to be grossed out, LOL. The theater appeared pretty vacant. Maybe a few other teenage boys but they sat in the front.

sexy grannyI am happy in the back. I’ve done more than Alanis Morrisette in a movie theater! It gets easier and easier as movies get louder, and theaters get darker. After the movie we picked up my son and went to a haunted house. I still had cum breath when I kissed my son hello. The haunted house did not seem crowded either. But then I guess it gets busier the closer to Halloween we get. I blew my son in a small completely dark maze room.

Trust me, I would have fucked my son and my grandsons that night, but that’s harder to pull off in public spaces, even dark ones. But I had a kinky incest sex foursome when we got back home.  All the scary stuff made me super horny. Although, I never need a reason to get horny for my family.

Sexy Grandmas Embrace Their Aging Bodies

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love showing off their bodies. I am proud of my body. I look good for being in my 60s. And I hope you agree. Some loser boy called me up last week and he tried to humiliate me for my saggy breasts and extra pounds. But I blocked him, schooled him and ended the call. Nope. I am not submissive. My body is a mom’s body. My boobs sag because they are 44 EEEs and real. Six boys and girls nursed on them too. The extra weight? Well, I gave birth to 6 offspring naturally.

So, fuck any man or boy who thinks he can shame me. Although, I knew this loser’s words should not upset me, I felt a little down after his nasty remarks. This sexy granny got naked and invited some folks over to reinforce my assertion that I look good for any age. My middle grandson came over and brought a few friends.

And my grandson and his pals love my granny body. They played with my big tits for hours. Some of the boys sucked on my boobs making me feel like a sexy wet nurse. While some boys played with my big tits, a couple others worshiped my hot ass and smooth cunt. Damn. I felt better quickly. And nothing cheers this old broad up quicker than teenage cock. Gang bang granny, boys. I never say no if the boys know how to treat me properly.

I Love My Sexy Grandma Body

Although my middle grandson still attends high school, he appears mature for his age. He knows just how to make me feel great. And he knows which friends of his can make me feel like a queen too. I know I am a sexy gilf. My body represents a body that wants to grow old naturally. So, no Botox. No breast lifts or tummy tucks. And no liposuction. Perhaps, I keep a shave cunt so there are no gray hairs and I still dye my hair my natural blonde, but I am all real.

All the boys in my family love my body. And all my family thinks I am growing old gracefully and beautifully. So, fuck anyone who thinks they can body shame me. I embrace my body and so do my grandsons, sons and all their friends.

Incest Sex Not So Taboo Around Here

incest sexAre you like me where incest sex consumed your thoughts and desires for so much of your life?  Remembering your family gatherings where it was pretty much a swap of who was going to get with who and you never knew which family members cum would shoot up in you that night.  You might have hoped it was your hot cousins but he was reluctant having a girlfriend and bailed early so instead his big fat hairy dad was your draw that night.  He wasn’t one I was looking forward to but I never wanted to be a bad sport.  Who could’ve guessed Uncle Frank could pound that pussy home like he did.  He quickly moved up my list and I realized why he was the ladies man of the fam.

People frown on incest but it’s just sex right? And until you’ve had your blood inside you, you really can’t judge the euphoric feeling of knowing you are bonding on a level like that with your own flesh and blood. There is something sensual and sexy.  No one wants to make you feel better than family.  Your family isn’t going to fuck and bust and never talk to you again. They will not hurt you in the ways non familial genitals seems to.  You will get your world rocked like no other and rock some worlds at the same tmie.

Mommy Sex, Granny Sex and Family Sex, Oh My

mommy sexMommy sex used to be all I did when I started this job. Although my oldest son had made me a grandma before I started phone sex, the grand boys were all young still with cocks not big enough to please me. And I only had one granddaughter and she still wore diapers. Now, however, I am the grandmother of 7 beautiful girls and boys. And they occupy most of my free time.

I still fuck my sons and daughters. But it’s harder to schedule fun time which is why we always do date nights. Even though I am fresh off back-to-back festivals with my sons and daughters, I still plan getaways with them individually. I will always be their sexy mommy, but they need quality time with me too. My youngest daughter and I have a date night Wednesday and then next Sunday my youngest son gets a date with me. At least every other month each of my offspring gets an entire evening with mommy.

However, my grand angels get me most of the time. It’s not that I love them more. More like they need me more. No job sucks up their time and energy. My grand angels go to school, hang with friends and fuck me. Not a bad life for a young person, right? Not a bad life for a grandma either.

It All Started With My Offspring

I signed off early last night because my oldest granddaughter wanted some special time with me. She got asked to the homecoming dance. The boy who asked her happens to be the most popular boy in her class. A boy she’s had a crush on for a while now. I gave her some tips on how to get a boy to like her back and it worked. And no, it did not involve naked selfies, LOL.  Those are for her sexy granny, LOL.

She wanted me to help her pick out a dress. So, we went to the mall and found her a dress and matching shoes. We placed a dinner order to go. Came home, ate and talked about boys. Then we played in the hot tub together.  She does like boys, but no one eats her smooth little bound better than me. She spent the night, and I woke up with her young mouth licking the alphabet on my clit. I love all my family. And luckily for me, they still love me.

Caught Him With Sexy Grandma Pics

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My son has had a thing for older women ever since I can remember but when I caught him with a fuck load of sexy grandma pics recently, I had to have a talk with him. Seeing videos he made jacking off to these older women and cumming all over his computer was not what I expected.  Especially since most of them were his own grandmothers.  My mom had me young and I had him young but he actually had some of my grandmother as well.

I have known my son and my mom were having a fling by texts I read about eating her old wet pussy. Her texts to him were no better talking about creaming all over her grandsons huge cock.  I went into a jealous rage when I first heard about this.  My son and I have a special bond which I’ve written about before. However, the fact that he didn’t even consider what sticking his dick in his grandmother, my mother, would do to hurt his own mothers feelings, I felt like a failure.

I had blindly thought if I gave him my pussy to experiment with, he wouldn’t need anything else.  He let me know pretty clearly that it made him addicted to older womens cunts.  Once he had shot his cum in mine, he was pretty set on shooting it up the line so to speak.  Keeping it in the family I guess.

My mom on the other hand, is a star on the web for granny porn so I shouldn’t be surprised she would go after her own offsprings hard huge cocks. She is a sex addict which she passed down to me and I passed it down to my son.  Now my son can’t get through a day without the principal calling me saying he’s getting caught with the oldest teachers in his school on their knees servicing him. They could at least start waiting until the bell rang!

Grandma phone sex w/ Kinky GILF Dahlia and Sonya

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Grandma phone sex with me and My Kinky cougar relative Dahlia is too fucking hot! She puts me through my paces as a young girl trying to make it an in incest world. I have been breeding for a couple of years, but I have nothing on the brats that GILF Dahlia has produced! And she loves to fuck her grand-sluts all night long! She teaches me that even older sexy ladies still can fuck like a pornstar. She fucks me and my sisters with her talented tongue and big fat strap cock. She uses my brothers and Cousins’s boy cocks as much as she can.

Grandma phone sex w/ Kinky GILF Dahlia and Sonya

The best thing is that Dahila is a sexy Granny who puts me in my place! There are kinky things that she does that even my mommy won’t do. See Granma doesn’t just love family sex, she goes out and brings me hardcore men. Men who have never had incest or a tight bald cunny like mine or my sisters. She forces me to share the cock with each little twat and ass. All I know is I end up sore and walking funny when we get home. My daddy asks what happened and she just smacks him across the face. She knows her son has no business asking what she has got us into. 

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My Grandsons All Call Me Sexy Granny Sammie

sexy grannyMy grandsons and their pals call me Sexy Granny Sammie. I love the nick name too. However, my youngest grandson only recently started fucking me. We had a few fuck fests before Covid hit me and I quarantined.  And he went back to school also during this time. He misses my pussy.

We all know the phrase “absence makes the heart grow fonder,” but for my youngest grandson, it takes on a whole new meaning. He has noticeable separation anxiety, especially when it comes to missing out on our incest fun. He got a taste for my pussy and the universe yanked it away too quickly. So, when he texted me on his lunch break from school, I knew we had to do something special.

I got comfortable on the couch and, with the aid of our smart phones, we used FaceTime  to talk to each other. But I told him to go into a bathroom stall and use his air pods. I asked him if he wanted to show me something special and he eagerly pulled out his little hairless pecker. It looked so hard, and it twitched at the sound of my voice. Sexy grandmas need something visual, and his dick twitching for me was all I needed to get super wet. I stripped down to my birthday suit because he loves my super big tits.

Modern Technology Keeps Me Connected to Young Horny Boys

He gasped in awe as he saw my big boobies, making me smile. I started rubbing and fingering my mature pussy, telling him to masturbate to the rhythm of my voice. He loves to stroke his nub for me, so I encouraged him to do so. We pretended together. The power of suggestion. Since I do phone sex for a living, I could make my grandson pretend his fingers were my tongue. I moaned as I masturbated and I felt my climax arriving. I let out a loud and satisfied shriek, as did my grandson. He came on his phone, LOL.

Making love from a distance has never been so rewarding, and I’m thankful for technology that allows me to still connect to my angels while they attend school or college or I’m on quarantine. I bet all mature sexy women feel the same way.

Sexy Grandmas Only Get Better with Age

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas only get better with age. Now that I am back to feeling healthy again and hornier than ever, I needed some playmates for the weekend. I needed help celebrating my jailbreak from Covid, LOL. My oldest grandson came to visit me for the weekend, and he helped shuffle little ones back and forth to see grandma all weekend. Even though I just got off bed rest, I wanted to spend more time in bed this weekend. Just not alone this time.

My grands seemed excited to see me. Not only did I get hugs and kisses, but I also got licks and nibbles. Just the way it should be too. This sexy granny lapped in the luxury of family fun all weekend long. I might need more bed rest to recuperate. Just joking. I could live in bed if it meant I got too eat bald pussy and suck on tiny dicks all day long okay. Okay, so no tiny dicks anymore in the family. All three of my grandsons’ sport teenage dicks now.

This Hot Granny is Like Fine Wine, Better with Age

Yesterday, all three of my grandsons spent a few hours in bed with their dear old grandma. I may be in my 60s, but I still rebound well from illnesses and fucking family orgies. Perhaps, my age slows me down a bit more these days, it does not keep me down for long or bench me like many of my callers’ wives. I still enjoy fucking. Lots of fucking. And yesterday I proved that I can still run with the big dogs.

At one point, I showed off my three-hole whore skills. I can take a cock in my mouth, my pussy and my ass simultaneously. That sort of thing happened more often when all three of my sons still lived at home. Or perhaps, when one would bring friends over for the weekend. Sure, I used to enjoy more outside cock and pussy than the family fucking kind back in the day. But that had more to do with more privacy than age. The little ones today live in a cancel culture, no privacy world. So, it’s smarter to keep it in the family.

Plus, a family that plays together, stays together. Help this sexy grandma celebrate feeling better!