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Two Tylenol and a Cum Chaser: The Perfect Cure for a Hangover

fucking aunt family funI thought I was going to be alone on New Year’s Eve this year. My son and my daughter both had other plans. I was feeling very sad about this, so I started drinking early in the day. I got so drunk, I sent a very naughty text to my nephew about how much I wanted to fuck his young hard dick. Asked him if he had a friend who would like to fuck a cougar he could bring with him. Promised them booze and pussy if they would just spent New Year’s Eve with me. What school boys would not want booze and pussy to ring in the new year? We had a great time too. They did body shots off my perfectly flat tummy. I sucked their cocks until they shot bucket loads of jizz in my face. I let them double penetrate me so they each got a turn at my equally tight holes. I taught them the art of eating pussy.  I even popped his friend’s cherry too. Before last night his cock had never been in anything other than his hand.

Fucking my nephew and his friend turned out to be a pretty hot way to ring in 2015. But, I woke up with cum matted all over my body and a wicked hangover. I can hold my cum, not my liquor. Especially, when I start drinking at noon. Luckily for me, the boys stayed the night. The best thing to cure a hangover  is a little hair of the dog that bit you. Or a glass of the jizz that fucked you. I had two young sperm banks laying beside me too. At their age, they still get morning wood and pee hardons. Milking their cocks for a cumosa or cumarita or a slow gin jizz would not be difficult.

aunt phone sex incest mommyHell, they were passed out cold. I couldn’t wake them and my head was going to explode. I did what any hung over, naughty aunt would do. I milked their prostates. Boys don’t need to be awake to ejaculate. I slid a finger up each sleeping boy’s ass and milked all the cum out of their young  cocks. You may not know this, but when you milk a prostate, you drain the cock better than with your pussy. That means I got twice as much cum from each schoolboy as I did in my holes last night. I drained their cocks into a wine glass, popped two Tylenol in my mouth, and chased it with a big glass of cum.

My hangover was cured in less than 30 minutes. In fact, I felt better than I had in a long time, so when those boys did awake from their booze coma, I fucked them all over again. Happy New Year to me.

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Family Fucking Christmas

Family Fucking Christmas is a tradition carried on for generations. This is the time of year when traditions involving family are always built upon, and it is not very apparent just when the family fucking festivities started. Regardless, incest is fairly rampant in my family and we would be lost without it. 

This past week has been a real blast with my nephew, and more! Both of my brothers brought friends along for my pleasure especially. It’s common knowledge in my family of how much I crave a lot of cock during these family festivities and there is just not enough cock for my needs during the family festivities.

Getting my Christmas gift from my bros early was such a perfect gift and very appreciated. Within a few hours of the guys arriving we were playing some shooters games which led into a full out fuck fest. 

I loved the friends that were invited along as these four guys each had nice hard cocks and each was shaped different. I am a cock whore, but I like variety in my cocks. I would love to know about some of your Family Fucking Christmas traditions or escapades. 

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Fucking Aunt Lynn

Fucking Aunt Lynn was all my nephew had on his mind as he looked forward to staying with me for the Holidays. I must admit though I was pretty fixated on taking that stud cock as well. After his last visit when we first started the incestuous fucking it was all I could think about. However this time will be different, and is the main reason why it’s on my mind so much is that he’s bringing a friend along. 

So essentially I will have two horny, hung young men staying with me and they both will be fucking me. How can any woman not be side tracked and continuously be thinking of getting fucked by stud cock? It’s very exciting to have my nephew and his best friend staying with me through the New Year. 

The guys are going to become fucking machines and I have made sure that i have plenty of protein rich food in the house to keep the machines running. I don’t think we will be bored and if we feel a need to switch things up I have a few tricks up my sleeve. My neighbor has a couple twin girls that are pretty hot and I will likely have to invite them over to assist in making the adventure memorable. Well, not that I don’t expect the experience with just the three of us isn’t going to be memorable as it is.

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Gingerbread Fun

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When my niece called me wanting to come over and help Harley and I bake Christmas cookies and get ready for the holiday festivities I was more then happy to have her over. I went shopping for all the ingredients we needed to cook and bake all the goodies that we all love including gingerbread cookie for Santa on Christmas Eve. The whole time I was shopping my panties were soaking wet. In fact I took time to go to the rest room several times with Harley in tow so he could help me release the cum that was building with the anticipation of seeing my beautiful niece. We took so many breaks that we barely got home in the nick of time to greet her. Seeing Marci brought another rush of cum into my panties. I decided that panties just weren’t going to work today so I gave Harley my soaked pair and didn’t bother replacing them.fucking aunt marci Marci and I watched him for a minute as he happily took them to the couch and put them to his face, sniffing and licking them like a little one licks batter out of a bowl. Shaking our heads we headed for the kitchen to get started chatting and giggling the whole way. I could see her nipples hard and erect through her shirt and knew she didn’t have a bra on and was as happy to see me as I was her. Marci loves her brother and wanted to make him some special cookies as a present. I had only bought the ingredients for our traditional gingerbread Santa cookies. After talking about it for some time we came up with the idea of making him ass and tits cookies. After all he loves her ass and tits. They came out wonderfully and we got carried away making so many of them that we ran out of cookie dough before we knew it. Of course we had cookie dough all over us and licked and played with a lot of the batter and icing. But they came out great! We filled a tin for her brother and covered a plate for Santa. He was going to love the cookies this year! And then we took Harley, the left over icing and headed for my room and some fun before finishing our baking for the day.fucking aunt cookies

Dirty Stories

I had the most fun today! I got a call from Joel today. He had the nastiest story to tell me! How he fucked his little niece. He feed her his big fat cock and made her suck it! I was even shocked to hear all about how he took her little ass and fucked it! I guess that makes him one of the naughtiest babysitters EVER! It reminded me of all my little nieces and nephews I have played with. Sarah was just as young as Joel’s niece when I started playing with her! I always get so excited hearing dirty stories! Especially if they remind me of all the fun I have had with my family! There is something fantastic about having such a big family! And that is that there is ALWAYS someone wanting to spend good quality family time together! And I am a big fan of quality family time!  

Sexy Aunt Victoria: Mistletoe Fun

fucking aunt blowjob MILFMy nephew paid me a surprise visit today. He is out of school until after the holidays now and since he recently learned to drive, he paid me a visit. I was home alone and feeling horny too, so it was perfect timing. He walked in holding mistletoe over his head, so of course I had to kiss him. A very passionate kiss with tongue and everything. My nephew is quite the kisser. When we came up for air, he held the mistletoe  in front of his cock; he had this sheepish grin on his face.  I knew what he wanted, what he needed. I undressed him, got him naked in front of me and started stroking his young cock. It felt so good in my hands. Made me nostalgic for when my son was that age. I couldn’t just stroke his cock though. Mistletoe is not for handshakes lol.

I began to work his meat stick in to my greedy mouth. My tongue swirling all over the bulbous slick head. He was oozing pre cum that tasted so good. I opened my mouth further, tilted my head backwards, caressed his balls, and deep throated my nephew’s shaft. I had my hand twisting up and down his cock as my mouth devoured the head. I spit on it a few times, making it extra wet, and continued using my best blow job techniques to make my young nephew explode a load of jizz down my throat. I love the taste of cum. And cum from a family member just taste sweeter.

Now that he can drive, he can visit his lusty aunt more frequently. This makes me so very happy.

Time For a Threesome

grandma phone sex camillaI love it when my nephew comes over and wants to watch me fuck his girlfriend. He always says he is just going to watch but he always winds up joining in the fun. When I saw his car pull up I  knew that it was going to be a great afternoon. I was surprised when three of them not two got out of the car. The third one looked young and fresh and I knew I would be getting both cock and pussy today. As soon as they knocked on the door my panties were soaked with pussy juice. I didn’t even ask any questions I just pulled them in the door and dropped to my knees so I could suck both dicks and lick that pussy of hers. Dipping my fingers in my cunt and lifting them for who ever wanted to suck them clean first. They laid me on the couch and stuck a cock in my face and one in my cunt while she  watched fucking herself. This was a little bit different then our usual meetings. I hope we have more encounters just like this in the future!

Fantasizing about Family Fucking

Your such a dirty boy, come let your incestuous driven aunt bathe you. Don’t be shy boy, as I know what you’re trying to hide. After all that time you spent fantasizing about me, and all those cum loads wasted… I know your secret yes, I knew you were watching me in my bath.Family fucking lynn 00

Here, let me make you comfortable as I get my sweet nephew to undress for me. Untying my robe I let it slip from my soft silken shoulders. Naked in front of you as you clumsily remove your clothes. Your young man cock is growing big and hard as you stare at my full naked breasts and my trimmed cunt. Let Aunt Lynn take care of those young and manly urges that overwhelm you.

It’s completely natural to fantasize about the women in your life. You fantasize about your mom, sister, your cousins and aunts and feel so guilty. Don’t feel guilty it’s not so bad, but if you want to talk about it…

Sitting Home? Call Us While Your Wife Shops!

kinky phone sex darlaShe is out there spending up all your money and loving it. You know that when she gets home you are going to have to unload the car, and there won’t be one porn, not one sleazy night gown, not one kinky thing to turn you out!  And when the credit card statement comes in it will be five pages long. Let me help with that frustration that is building up with every passing hour. The longer she is gone the more it builds. Sift through my pictures and let that dick of yours grow. Then pick up the phone and let me help you to relieve every bit of stress your feeling. Close your eyes and imagine me right there with you, taking that big cock of yours in my wet and warm mouth. Twirling my tongue around that sensitive head of yours. Melt in my mouth while your desire builds. You want to cum in my mouth but you want to be inside my tight, pink pussy too. Fighting the urge to explode you pull out and stuff my sweet pussy full of your hard and throbbing cock. Now this is the kind of Black Friday shopping you need to do! Go ahead and blow your load baby. We can do this all day long! Scan this baby!kinky phone sex fuckalicious