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Total Surprise

 

cockringOMFG!!!! We totally got wasted this weekend at a party and you won’t fuckin’ believe what happened ?! ~LOL!~ So Janet got a text message in class last week from this hottie in her biology class. He invited us to a drinking fest at his pad. So of course she took me along for the ride. ~LOL!~ But when we got there, it was only that guy and his really skinny/geeky roommate was there that I got stuck with. He tried to say that people were coming to this party but I could totally see that it was bullshit. So we started playing drinking games to make it more interesting. ~LOL!~ Well that skinny dork said he had a Prince Albert to Janet and I which ended in laughing so hard we spilled our drinks. Feeling annoyed by our reaction he said he wanted to make with us. The bet was if he had his wang pierced that he got to fuck us both while his hot roommate could only watch and if he didn’t, then he got to seat on the side lines while we fucked that hottie. Totally a piece of cake, right?! ~LOL!~ So he dropped his pants and there was Mr. Fat-N-Hard Prince Albert in front of all of us. Oh Damn! That’s Hot! So we got down with that pierced dork and right before he came we were down on our knees begging for it. ~LOL!~ However, right as he was going to drop that hot load in our mouths, the hottie jerked that dork’s cock into mouth and swallow every single drop. Fuck yeah! Surprise!

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Incest Phone Sex…FUCK FEST!

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Incest phone sex is the best thing someone could ever experience. I mean think about how intense it would be to fuck everyone in your family. Me and My family have Family Fuck Weekends, well sometimes they go on for longer than a weekend. We get the whole family together and fuck and party all night with the white stuff if you know what I mean. The stuff that makes you want to fuck all night long and makes it hard for you to cum.

All us women have to fuck the dealer in order to get more candy. We fuck the whole family daddy,mommy,sisters,brother and even grandparents are welcome. Even the young ones get to come in and play. We teach the little ones how to fuck and how to use the white stuff.

Daddy and Grandpa show the little men ho to fuck the women and please them just the way the men do. We say in this family if you have not fuck the whole family then you are not really into incest the way that you should be.

Just remember incest is best!

P.P.P.

 

hot phonesex camilla5What is a PPP? Ahh, you will have to read on to see.
Nana Camilla’s little darlings want to go to the aquarium. So in honor of our trip, my grand young ‘uns have decided we will play aquarium. I love it when they come up with some incest family fun games that include all their friends for a real p party!
It’s our PPP,  P Pool Party! Imagine all our naked bodies,running and laughing and playing. Touching each other freely and sharing our family fun with all our little friends. Little wet cunnies and hard little weenies all enjoying our time together. We played mermaid and made mermaid babies. We played sharks that eat each other up…Gobble Gobble Gobble….We played dolphins and rubbed against each other while jumping in and out of the water. We played octopus. It took two of them together to form the octopus all legs and arms were tentacles and the octopus wrapped his tentacles around his prey.
By the end of the day we were ready for our trip to the aquarium and we had formed our new club, the PPP club. We liked the games so much we are going to play them even if we aren’t going to the aquarium!

Love in an elevator

 

picture2life_50133_originalThis morning I went shopping with Inez, we were in a huge store there were several floors worth of stuff to look through so we were there for several hours. At that point we were hungry and tired and a little grumpy so we got in the elevator to go down to the parking garage where we left our car. Of course with our luck the fucking elevator got stuck! So there we were stranded in the elevator bored as hell and trying real hard not to freak out when Inez crawled over to me and spread my legs. I kinda jumped because I wasn’t expecting her to do that and she just looked up at me and smiled, she said she knew how we could pass the time and get rid of our grumpy moods. Then she buried her face in my juicy pussy… I was moaning and carrying on and I guess the firefighters that were trying to free us from the elevator thought I was freaking out because they started trying to comfort us. It was all I could do not to laugh! We were eating each others pussies still when they finally got the door open, you should have seen their faces! It all worked out for us though because they were hot as fuck and ready to go. We fucked the shit out of every single one of them in that elevator and brought two of them home with us too!

Look at the little bitty dickie!

Kinky phone sexI had a guy come see me this morning, he wanted to fuck me but he had a little bitty three inch dickie and who would want to fuck that? Certainly not me that’s for sure! I couldn’t help but laugh at him, I mean come on, if he fucked me with that teeny tiny little dickie I wouldn’t feel a thing! I told him that the only way I would ever fuck him is if he came back when I was like 120 years old and couldn’t get a real dick any more. No woman would choose a man with a tiny dick if she could fuck a real man am I right fellas? Of course I’m right! I’m sure that all of you “men” out there with dicks measuring less than 8 inches know exactly what I’m talking about. I’m sure that you’ve all experienced a woman laughing at your pathetic cock right? The bottom line for me is if you don’t have at least an 8 inch cock, don’t bother to try and fuck me because you won’t get this pussy, all you will get is me hysterically laughing at you.

Little Girl Time

hot phonesex victoria1Being a cougar is so much fun. Tonight I get to be a witty bitty girl….my pussy is dieing for it! My fuck buddy tonight wants to age play with me and I get to be his little sister. I got the cutest little outfit and my hair is in pony tails. I shaved my cunt and got a big lolly pop to suck on while I trot around the room. I think I will lay back and shove this sucker up my cunt for him getting it full of my hot juices before sucking them off for him. Then he can shove his big hard cock up there so I can suck his dick while it tastes like my sucker. I can’t wait to be bad and get a good spanking before having a hard cock shoved up my shaved twat. I hope he has some good surprises in store for me. Little sisters can be so bad and so mean sometimes, but are the most fun to play with, don’t you think?

Boot Camp Baby

hot phonesex darla2 hot phonesex darla3A horny bitch wanting to get her pussy worked slam to hell, that is me! Ready to fuck and suck my soldier boys to happiness!  I keep track of the boot camp graduations in the town next to me. All those strapping young soldiers that have not had any pussy for two months are calling my pussy’s name. I make it a point to visit on graduation day. I know what hotels they go to when they get out. It is inevitable that I get the shit fucked out of me. One right after the other. Sometimes several of them at once. Oh yes I can take on these horny young things! I go home sore as hell, barely able to walk and full of lots of hot cum. They fill up every fucking hole I have with jizz and I love it! Fucking and sucking and drinking all weekend. When I support our troops I do it right and they know they are appreciated! They cum locked and loaded when they get out of boot camp just like I like it! One day I will get pregnant and then I will play with my little soldier just like I did his daddy!

My New Favorite Color~Green

hot phonesex victoriaThis fucking cougar loves to try new, different and kinky things. So when he suggested we play with candy my twat began to get nice and wet at the idea. I didn’t know what he had in mind and really didn’t care. My first thought was edible underwear which is way cool with me! When he pulled out a big bag of m&m’s I couldn’t for the life of me think of what he wanted to do with them. Then he pulled out another big bag of them and yet another. Three bags what the fuck? We sat at the table and divided them by color. When we got finished I was told that each color would be a different sexual thing we would do. Now my pussy was really fucking wet. That was seven colors: blue, yellow, orange, red, green, brown and black. How fucking hot this was going to be! The blue ones were for his cock and I got to eat them off his dick while a pile waited on his belly for his load. Once he shot that load on the pile I ate them too. Fucking aye! The yellow ones he placed all over my tits and licked and sucked them off one by one while driving me fucking crazy! Then he filled his mouth full of the orange ones and had me eat them out of his mouth licking the melted chocolate off his face. My cunt is so fucking hot by now I just want to cum all over the place. But not yet…he won’t let me. Next the red ones in my mouth and he is eating them out. Then the brown and black ones were for our asses. And I thought he would cum on the spot when I shoved them inside him rubbing his prostate and then eating them out again. He held out for me though, That is why I love the young guys, stamina baby! And finally the green ones, O my fucking God, the green ones….he filled my cunt with them and looked at me and said “Let’s see if these melt in your cunt not in your hands.” Fuck me I wanted to cum then and there. But I held out until he had every one shoved deep in me and then he slowly ate every one and licked me clean as I exploded all over his face. I don’t think I will ever look at an m&m the same again and I will never eat any one other then the green ones. Young studs and their kinky imaginations!

Mommy phone sex with sailor style

Morgan&Madison 3My Mom and I have always been very close to each other since as far as I can remember. Fuck! She even got me started on the right tract of knowing how to fuck myself and any guy I meet too. In fact, when I was younger she use to take me to the bar with her to go pick up on guys so we can bring them home later. So one night we brought home this sexy sailor. We invited for him to come home with us as that we can keep partying together. He was a very sexy, strong, and dominating kind of sailor. plus he looked totally fucking hot in his uniform. So Mom bent me over the bed and grabbed open my pussy lips and ass cheeks at the same time to show off all of my holes that he can stuff his cock into. Well that sailor didn’t waste any time and slammed his already rock hard cock deep in my pussy. Mom was pinching my nipples while telling me what a good little slut I was and to do anything that sailor told me to do. Then he pulled out of me and quickly told Mom to grab my face right up to his dripping wet cock so he can blow his load on me. Well she did as she was instructed to and I had my mouth wide open. OMFG! Man, that sailor brought all of his seaman out to annihilate my face with their force and amount.

***Special thanks to the Sexy Sailor Caller from last night. You and your seaman are our hero’s!***

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Daddy / Daughters movie day

cara&tara 10It has been so cold and rainy this weekend that Daddy changed our plans for something at home. Daddy planned to take us out to the mall to watch a movie but it has been way too cold to go out with him. So Daddy told me and Tara that we can do a movie thing at home.

Daddy told us that my sister and can make a movie together. Tara and I get to be the stars of the movie while Daddy get to be the director and film us play with one another. *giggles* He said that this is our little secret movie from Mommy. I just love having secrets. *giggles*

We were doing a movie on licking each other like ice cream. Yum! Tara taste like sweet vanilla ice cream. I had my face smushed  right into Tara’s sweet spot as she did the same to me. *giggles* I love how the more I sucked on her little wet button, the more of her sweet vanilla cream can out.

We had so much with Daddy and making that fun movie with Tara. I can’t wait to grow up and become a famous movie star. *winks/giggles*

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