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woMAN With A Plan

The boy I’m chillin’ with these days is convinced that if we have sex, things will go “too fast.” I looked at him right in the eyes like UHHHHHHHHHH. He really believes that sexual penetration (AKA: sticking his ding-dong into my bun warmer) is gonna make the two of us “ruin what we have together.” This obviously made me very sad, since I like to fuck a whole lot. I asked my Grandpa for advice because he’s so wise like a great old falcon or something. My Grandpa told me there was only one thing I could do: convince him. SO, I did just that. I put on my black string bikini and called him right up. I said that my shower was broken and I needed him to come on over and help me fix it. LOL! :) He believed me, and drove over to “inspect it.” Hehe :) Little did he know, when my Grandpa let him in and he came upstairs, I would be standing there in my little itty-bitty black bikini waiting for him. It all went perfectly: I pulled down the strings of my top, looked him right in the eye, licked my lips seductively, and told him I needed something else inspected instead. His cock sprang up inside of his pants like a tent, and I just giggled behind my hand. We went at it like two starved animals. I was so happy–Grandpa knows how to fix everything! 

But . . . turns out there was a reason my newest piece of ass didn’t want to BOING me. He has a super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend. By fucking the bejeezus out of him, I had put myself in her line of fire. So who is this chick? Well, she’s a stripper. That’s right. You heard me. The bitch is a bona fide titty marvel. No legitimately! She takes her clothes off for money. I mean, I do it because I love it. I do it because I happen to think sex is the best thing ever. I do it because I was born to be a fuckdoll, and I am damn proud of it. But the super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend? She’s just totally annoying and needy for attention. I have been running away from her and trying to avoid her for weeks now. It’s like she can smell the scent of his cock on me or something. She’s vicious like an animal–she even poured out my entire bottle of shampoo and replaced it with Nair hair remover. Fingers crossed she will get bored harassing me and focus on her dance routines (COUGH slut-fest shows COUGH) :D But I promise I will keep you guys updated!

Play Mommy For Me

Today my Daddy said that he really misses Mommy and so I should pretend to be her. So I crawled into his big marriage bed and we kissed and touched! Hehe :) I love it when my Daddy lets me put my arms around his big grown man shoulders. I can sit right on his lap so my little butt rubs up against his pee pee stick. I know what’s in there, Daddy! You have a prezzie for me. So I unwrapped it with my little girl hand and I bounced on it like a bouncy bouncy. Weeee! My Daddy told me how good I was and that I should kiss it. Then I went mwah mwah mwah with my little lips all over his dickie weenier. It got bigger and bigger and bigger until finally it exploded like a balloon! So much yummy cream spewed out like a lava volcano. I lapped it all up like lick lick lick and my Daddy made lots of cute sounds that told me he loved it lots.

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Needy For Cock

 

OhmyGod, I haven’t gotten fucked in like two weeks. Legit, I am so horny. The issue with me being so turned on and not being able to get any really came to a HEAD because my Daddy went on a business trip and now I am stuck without him. Since I’ve also just gotten enrolled in summer school because my grades were so bad and I was messing around with guys during class, I am really in a bad mood about all of this. Like, what the hell am I supposed to do? So I did the only thing I could do–ordered a zillion sex toys online. No, I’m not kidding you. I got like a fucking billion vibrators, dildos, and even a butt plug that says “do me now” on it. So fucking kinky. I am just in such a bad mood. Literally. I really need some sex to cheer me up. Maybe I’ll go down the street and knock on Matthew Gordon’s door and ask him if he’d like to cum over and stick his dick in my holes. Preferably my ass, because I have a lot of pent up anxiety that could be released with a really nice ass fucking. Two weeks people. TWO WEEKS. I’d say “kill me now” in mock seriousness, but I really just want you to fuck me instead. Now I’ll just have to touch my cute little pussy here in the parking lot of Starbucks while I wait for my girlfriends to get their lattes. Thank Jesus for iPads seriously. But also, if you’re religious, please pray for me to get laid zippedy-quick. K thanks. Lori

He Loved Watching

It didn’t take us long to notice him watching us intently. He was practically drooling. He followed us for over an hour trying to be discreet but not doing a very good job at it. We enjoyed watching him watching us. We teased him endlessly, bending over when we knew he would get a good ass, pussy or tit shot . We leaned in and whispered to each other erotically giving him a show as we let our lips brush against each other. I thought he was going to cum in his pants right there in public. Finally I had Inez go talk to him and offer him to come out to our car. We fucked each other in the back seat while he watched. I have never seen a guy jerk off so fast and hard in all my life. We are still laughing at how over the top he was. What a great afternoon!

Picture Day Surprise

kinky phonesex lillyMikey and Michelle are in rare form today. Of all days the day I have set up for us to go get family pictures done. Mikey is in one of his moods and Michelle is being over sensitive and a little bitchy. But I had this planned for weeks and come hell or high water these damned brats are going to get their pictures taken. We get to the studio and Mikey is getting more out of control, Michelle is on the verge of tears from him tormenting her and I am ready to beat the tar out of both of them. We get in position for the first picture and just as it is about to be snapped Mikey puts up devil horns on Michelle’s head. The photographer is very patient and tries again. This time Mikey pulls the biggest black dildo I had at the house out of his pants pocket and just as the picture is about to be snapped he puts it up to his mouth and opens wide. By now the photographer is appalled and I am livid. But the more I think about it this is just how our little family is. So I stop fighting and let it roll how it will. I must say we have some interesting pictures and I can only imagine what the people in the developing studio said and did as they were developing our pictures!kinky phonesex specials

Family Reunion

mommy-phone sex kenSummer time is a great way to get together with the family. We can cookout, have a few drinks, listen to music, and fuck! Just like a good old fashioned family! Usually every year we all get together at my house to have an orgy fest. Uncles fuck nieces, mommy’s fuck sons, daughters fuck brothers, etc. The possibilities and combinations are countless but as long as no cock goes un-sucked and every pussy gets fucked the event goes as planned. I love to watch my little ones show their cousins the new tricks they learned over the past year. For those family members that are exclusively interested in me get a special treat. Usually about 4 of my uncles and a few curious nephews join me in the back room for a nice fun bukkake. No dick taste sweeter than the ones in my family. By the end of our gathering we all stand around for a family photo! My face is usually dripping with cum and the family is exhausted from fucking all afternoon. However, it’s always a good time when my family is around.

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Brother Fucking #$%!

My friend Katelyn and I have been buddies since kindergarten. She asked to sit on my mat and I said yes. Now, years and years later, we are both teenagers and still very close. That’s why it shocked my socks off to learn that she fucked her brother. Or, more specifically, that she still fucks her brother. Yesterday she was telling me how it started: as a little girl, her bro used to whip out his hard-as-a-rock cock and tell her it was hot. “Blow on it,” he would say, “it feels very warm.” She used to put her mouth down close to that man meat and purse her lips to cool it down with the frosty air from her lungs. Then one day he grabbed the back of her head and shoved it down hard. The tip of his cock slammed against the back of her throat and choked the bejezzus outta her. At first it freaked her out, but with a little tongue action and a whole lot of practice, Katelyn grew up to be a good little cocksucker and she and her brother experimented together more and more. To this day they continually suck, fuck, and rock each other’s worlds like the kinky little incest twins they both are.

Sweet Sounds Of Summer

kinky phonesex camillaSummer is my favorite time of the year. The little ones all come home to Nana, young and old. The house is filled with the sounds of little feet running about accompanied by lots of giggles. It always smells like home made cookies and good food. The older ones take vacation and always stop by, even if it is just for a day or a few hours for some of Nana’s special love. I love it when they bring their new families and share with me. And the younger ones never want to leave. It is a variable rotating door with lots of bald pussies, and bouncing cocks. Hot sweaty bodies playing naked outside in the pool or sprinkler. Nap time being our favorite when we all curl up in my big bed, naked and happy, playing till we all fall asleep exhausted. Knowing when we wake up the fun will start all over again. And Nana doesn’t leave anyone out. Everyone gets all the love and attention I have to give. In return my pussy stays wet and happy and I dread the day they all have to return to school and jobs that tie them down for another long year. Oh how I love the sweet sounds of summer around here!kinky phonesex specials

After School

kinky phonesex camillaI have a few little ones that are full of piss and vinegar. They always seem to be into something. It is generally harmless but still mischievous. This week was no exception. One of my little ones had an assignment in class where they had to stand up in front of the class and tell what they wanted to be when they grew up. What type of training and education the occupation would require and so on. Well my little one stood up and said she wanted to be a porn star. Needless to say this did not bode well with the teacher at all. I got the weekly phone call that she had been given detention and I needed to come pick her up after detention was over. Hanging up the phone I was so amused and horny imagining her standing up in front of the class giving her speech. After a healthy finger fucking I got dressed to go pick her up. I arrived a bit early only to find her with the detention teacher (a hot young thing) explaining in great detail her plans to become a porn star and all the practice she would need to achieve her goal. His cock raging hot and her mouth covering it as she got some practice in. I have a feeling she will be receiving a lot more detention in the future.kinky phonesex specials

Master’s Slave

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I only have one master and his name is Rodger. I could never dream of submitting to another man. Rodger knows that I’m a pathetic darkie slave that deserves the pain he chooses to inflict on me. The last time he paid me a visit he instantly made me strip naked and get on my knees. I worshiped him and told him I am not worthy to stand at his level. Next he made me slap my face until it turned red as I admitted how much of a worthless nigger whore I am. I could feel my teeth digging into my cheek with each slap and I could taste my own blood. Next he made me pinch my clit with my long red nails. The harder I pinched the louder I moaned. I begged Master to let me cum! The pleasure from the pain was overwhelming. He choked me until I almost fainted for being so foolish. Master always comes first. When the moment came he smeared his load all over my face and ordered me to cum. I squirted all over my sheets. As punishment for making such a mess I had to leave the cum on my face until he allowed me to wash it off. When Master left I was left with torn gums as a reminder that I will never be more that a nigger cum whore.