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Call Us While The Wife Shops With Your Money

Kinky phone sexThere you are, you poor poor man.  Having to go into the office today so you can afford all the things your wife buys for Christmas using your credit card.  It’s the same thing every year.  She sits on her ass at home, never ever thinking of getting off her spoiled ass to get a job.  She might chip a nail for Christ sake.  So you haul your tired self to the office every Holiday weekend to make money to offset her spending.  How depressing is that?

I think you deserve a treat!  Not just any treat, but ME!  Wouldn’t you like to spend some time with me in your office today?  You could be one of my family members who love when I come to visit, especially on days like today.  Where you feel like the woman you married only wants you for the money.  I don’t need money, I have my own, but it breaks my heart to see a family member being taken advantage of, and I want to make you feel better.

Since nobody else is at the office we could do what ever we wanted, and if that means that your cock finds your way into one of my holes then so be it.  It won’t hurt anyone because they will never ever find out.  You could have me all to yourself, even if for a little while. I think you can take a break and spend some money on yourself for a bit to be pampered and taken care of.  At least I think you should, because you certainly deserve it. *smiles*

Happy Spanksgiving!

Teen phone sexI don’t know about you all but I am so FULL!  I have a huge family and they all came over here this year to eat.  As a matter of fact, most of them are still here due to Turkey Coma.  It’s just not the food that I enjoy, it’s that my cousins and my Brothers come to our house for this Holiday.  That means that when my Mom goes and takes food to a couple of people in the neighborhood who do not have family with my one Sister-In-Law we can slip away for a little bit while the football game is on to have some awesome family fucking.

Family fun phone sexThis year one of my cousins was talking to me and she said, “I know what you and Uncle Jamie and Grandpa do.”  I was like, “Ummm, what??”  She laughed and said, “It’s okay I play with my Dad also.”  I almost died. She told me that she mentioned it because she always wanted to talk about it with someone but it’s not something you can put up on facebook or bring up while you are at your friend’s house.  I agreed with her. 

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We talked for awhile then; and I don’t know why but, I leaned over and kissed her.  She was surprised, but in a little bit she started to kiss me back.  I told her that we needed to go upstairs to my room before someone came down here and caught us, she said that that made it more fun.  She told me to stand up, so I did.  She played with my ass a lot.  She ran her hands over it and kisses it.  She asked me if I liked it, I said, “Hell yes!”  After a few more times of her lips pressed against my ass cheeks she said she would be right back.  She went upstairs and called my Brothers and my Dad down.   It took a little bit but they came downstairs.

Kinky phone sexShe walked back to me and pulled up my skirt again and started to lick my skin.  It felt amazing, I could hear my one Brother say, “Jesus Christ!”  I could tell they were all opening up their jeans to play with their dicks as my cousin pulled my panties down.  She licked my asshole so well!  Then she spanked me.  It make me yelp because I wasn’t expecting it and we all laughed.  I bent over the sofa and told her to warn me next time, but she didn’t and she really spanked my ass hard.  I had to bite my lip so I wouldn’t yell out again.  

Incest phone sexI could see that the cocks of my Dad and my Brothers were rock hard, then I felt a really sharp pain.  My cousin was biting my red ass cheeks.  It hurt like hell, and she wouldn’t stop!  Luckily my one Brother (her Dad) told her to come over to him otherwise I would of had permanent teeth marks on my ass.  He pulled off her shorts and started to fuck her.  I went over to my other Brother and sat on his cock.  My Dad stood up and went between her and I to face fuck us. 

Kinky phone sexI think that if getting spanked causes my Brother’s and my Dad’s dicks to get this hard.  Then maybe the next time we have a family feast together, I should have my cousin spank me again.  This was the best Incest Thanksgiving Feast Ever!

Incest Family Thanksgiving Tradition

Incest phone sex camillaNana Camilla is wishing all her incest phone sex lovers out there a Happy Thanksgiving. A special shout out to Nana’s Joshie and Jovial Jay! I so wish you were here with us! Nana always does a big Thanksgiving feast. We fill the day with fun activities from watching the Macy Day Parade naked before dinner to watching football after dinner with lots of incest fun rules. Like if your team gets a flag you have to lick someone one time for each yard that the team is penalized. Between all the fun cooking and licking bowls and the food fights that means we have to lick each other clean. By the end of the day the turkey isn’t the only thing that is stuffed and the pies aren’t the only thing that is sweet and for dessert! Everyone spends the night after the feast from the oldest to the youngest and we all sleep in the living room. incest phone sex paradeWe move all the furniture put our favorite incest porn on loop on the DVD player and we spend the entire night having one big incest orgy. No one is ever where they started out the night before in the morning. We make sure to mark the first ten that fell asleep on the forehead with permanent marker because the day after all the fun and festivities, they are the ones that have to get up early and cook breakfast and cater to the rest of us all day.I am not sure how it started and I know it is a bit unconventional tradition, but I know it won’t end any time soon,  it works for us and we love it! Each year we look forward to all the crazy incest fun we will have together knowing that the next holiday, Christmas is going to be more intense. Happy Thanksgiving from Nana’s house to yours! incest phone sex macy santa

Incest Family Thanksgiving with MaryAnne

incest phone sex orgy mommyAs a p mommy, I love the holidays. All my boys together under one roof, with a big sit down dinner.  This year my siblings are attending too. My sister and brother are both flying in from Toronto. I was born in Canada and we have our own Thanksgiving Day, but since I have lived here, raised my offspring here, I celebrate American Thanksgiving too. But this will be my siblings first American Thanksgiving. So I went all out.

I slaved in the kitchen for the past two days, so my boys owed me some attention. Before their Aunt and Uncle arrived, we decided to have fun with gravy. The boy gravy kind. I sucked their young thick shafts like the hungry cum whore I am. I wanted to be covered in boy gravy. I know the way I can make them cum the most is to slide a finger in their pretty tight asses while I am sucking them off. I massage their prostates and milk their dicks all over my face. My oldest son thought they should cum in a glass so I could toast the holiday appropriately. As they squirted their young juice in my glass, I felt myself getting so wet. I’m thankful for horny boys. I’m thankful for their cum. I drank a full glass of boy gravy. Just the protein I needed to finish my Thanksgiving feast.

incest phone sex cum whore mommyMy youngest son insisted on titty fucking me. In fact he wanted to do it right on the dining room table where the family would eat. I can’t deny him. I can’t deny any of my boys. of course my other sons were very turned on watching their brother stuff their mommy’s titties.  They got hard all over again. This time they shot their loads in different glasses that we put in the refrigerator. The plan was to have a family toast of cum when my siblings arrived.

When they arrived we were dressed as pilgrims. Reenacted the first Thanksgiving for them.  I was a little slutty Pocahontas, my sons were pilgrims and they stuffed my turkey. He he he. Of course my brother and my sister joined in on the Thanksgiving orgy. My sons fucked their Aunt, my brother and sons fucked me, I licked my sons’ cum out of my sisters cunt. We worked up an appetite.  My son brought out the cum filled glasses and we gave thanks to family fun and then we had a massive dinner feast.

incest phone sex family fun orgyOf course we plan on fucking again later after we nap. It’s Thanksgiving. The family is all together and we plan on being very thankful for cocks and pussies all weekend. May you too have a fun fuck filled family Thanksgiving.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY NAUGHTY PLAYMATES OUT THERE!

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If you ask me, I would tell you that I absolutely love thanksgiving. Not only do I get to have some yummy food and tell everyone what I am so thankful for. I also get to show my daddy how thankful I really am, especially for him. I love spending time with my daddy but I really love it when we’re together on holidays, like today! A lot of our fun incestuous family comes to visit. It’s like one big family sexual thanksgiving. Who needs to spend all day and night cooking a meal when we will end up tasting each other. I know I love sucking on my daddy’s big fat cock. I tell him that I don’t need turkey, I can gobble on his cock! Oh yes, I really do love my daddy’s big cock. I love feeling him deep in my throat. Pounding my mouth hard and fast. I love when the family is over and instead of turning on the table its me. For everyone to eat me and taste how sweet I am.

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Or they can just watch as my daddy and I have so much dirty fun together. I love being such a dirty girl at thanksgiving. I am showing all my family how thankful I am for them. Don’t be so shy you can cum join my thanksgiving with my family. We would welcome you with open arms. Maybe even let you join in on our fun. I just wanted to tell you why I loved thanksgiving. I get to have a family fuck fest today. I can not wait to be the center of our family’s attention. I plan on fucking and suck and licking each and everyone of them. I have to have all of their juices. It just wouldn’t be a family thanksgiving with out it!

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Thanksgiving Stuffing with Boy Gravy and Tender Pink Breasts and Thighs

mommy sex big tits incestAre you ready for Thanksgiving? I sure am. I love the holidays because my entire brood is under the same roof. All six offspring and all six grand angels. And that means lots of stuffing; tons of gravy and plenty of breasts and thighs. Oh yeah, and pies, pretty tasty cream pies. Yum. Bet you would love to join my p family for a Thanksgiving feast of flesh.

I am thankful that I have raised a bunch of smart, hard working, well adjusted offspring that love to fuck; love family fun. The holidays are all about family anyway and this year we celebrate how close we are and introduce some of the younger family members to the special celebration festivities.  I love to let the little ones watch as granny gets her holes stuffed by their daddies and mommies.  I think it is important for them to see  fucking, learn about it visually. Porn warps young folks. The real thing is far more sensual, far more sexy and definitely mutually pleasurable. So having my grand angels watch as their parents fuck my ass and cunt, or eat my holes, enables them to grow up with a healthier attitude about sex.

Once I have been stuffed and filled with boy gravy, the little ones get to have pie, cream pie! The young ones in my family all love cum too. Some are too young to even know what it really is, but they fill their little bellies with it nonetheless. I’m training my grand girls to be good little cum dump whores. Start them early, like I did my daughters, and they grow up to love jizz. Guys like girls who swallow, and if you train them early, they grow up to be greedy boy gravy whores like me.

But the best part of Thanksgiving for me is all the tender breasts and thighs. My little grand girls have those little cute bee sting boobies still. So soft, so tender, so sweet. I love to suck on them and have their brothers and cousins play with them too. And the boys! Their tender thighs that cradle those young hairless cocks and balls. I love kissing them, tugging on them, making them give me some gravy, even if just a little bit. As they get bigger, they will produce more boy batter. I’m getting all wet just thinking about the Thanksgiving family fun I will have.

What are your Thanksgiving plans? I hope it includes boy gravy, stuffing, cream pies and nice pink tender breasts and thighs. I will be taking calls in the morning before everyone arrives, so feel free to call and I can give you some Holiday family festivity ideas. Check out our specials too-get more bang for your buck. I can be your holiday present to yourself, and you still have money left over for the others in your life.

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Milf Phone Sex; Belle’s Dirty Mommy.

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Everyone that knows me, pretty much knows my mommy. They either meet her from me, with me or when they are looking for fun with a tiny teen like me. But if you know my mommy or have even looked at her or in her direction, you know she is one hot ass MILF, luckily she’s my mom and I get to fuck her. I was doing that just the other day…. Eating her tight cunny.. I love tasting her sweet spot, making her cum all over my pretty little mouth, the only way that her teen daughter could. But when makes me suck on those milfalicous tits, I get so creamy in my panties….I love knowing that I am still mommy’s girl and I am still play with her. You could come join us too. I love sharing and playing. I would love to tell you the stories about all the times we have played together. Rubbing and grinding out tight cunts together. Feeling our juices going all over each other…Cum taste my juices too!

 

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MILF Phone Sex with Mary Anne: Cum Get Your MILF and Cookies

milf phone sex big boobs incestMy oldest son came to me with a dilemma. He needed a sizable amount of money for a boy his age. He apparently has mixed himself up with some unsavory boys at school and owes them money for gambling and drugs. I told him as his mommy, I would help him but just this once because he is old enough to know better. I was a bit cash poor that week, but I am a clever whore who knows how to use what I got to make money. I told him to call up all his friends and their daddies. My plan was to hold a charity MILF Kissing Booth. Anyone asks what charity, I could just say a local troubled youth organization. That’s not really a lie.

milf phone sex taboo family funI put on a sexy dress, found a place to hold it and waited for the MILF hunters to stroll in. And boy did they. Word of mouth got out that Keith’s hot mom was kissing for charity. $10 for a basic kiss; $20 for tongue. I think all the boys from my son’s school came to kiss the hot MILF, even their dads, uncles and brothers came too. Apparently lots of men want to kiss a MILF, even a few ladies too. I had several approach me about other things besides kissing. Since the money was for my son, I entertained all offers. I added blowjobs for $50; the chance to lick my pussy for $75 and for $150 could fuck my cunt for 15 minutes. $200 got you my ass for 10 minutes.  Suddenly, no one wanted to kiss me anymore. They all wanted to fuck a MILF.

I collected a couple grand off those jailbait boys, a few who even wanted to lose their virginity to a MILF. I popped 12 cherries that day. My son’s best friends now all call me Stacy’s Mom because I got it going on. I was amazed at how many of their dads paid good money to drop a load of cum in my ass. Guess boring housewives don’t give up the booty. My son has been fucking my ass for about a decade now. I love anal sex. But now I can put my ass to work for us both!

milf phone sex big tits mommyI was one busy beaver that day; well I had a busy beaver too. Every hole I have, was fucked and filled with cum. Made more money in one day than I have in some years with a traditional job. Every boy wants to fuck a mother. I am happy to capitalize on that. I think I should be a MILF escort. When I gave my son the $ to settle his debt he was so grateful he went right down and licked my holes clean. He was mommy’s little clean up bitch. His loving, grateful tongue felt like heaven on my swollen cum filled MILF parts.

Do you got MILF? If not, call me for some MILF phone sex. I have the experience you  young boys need and a libido to match yours. Cum get your MILF and cookies stud.

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Incest Sex with Mommy Victoria: Glory Hole Fun

incest sex mommy sonI’m known as a kinky momma. Most of the folks in my neighborhood know I have an incestuous relationship with my offspring. They may judge me, but I don’t give a fuck if they do. I will fuck who I want when I want. I live in a small community, it’s pretty much an incestuous city anyway. For a small town we do have an adult bookstore with a glory hole. I love glory holes. I have likely sucked every cock in town in that booth. But no cock in this town is better than my son’s.

Last night I was feeling horny. So I went down to the bookstore and got in a booth. A beautiful cock came through the hole. A very familiar cock. I knew it was  my son’s. He was suppose to be out of town. He must have been staying with friends. I wondered if he would recognize his mother’s mouth on his throbbing meat. I sucked that cock like I have a million times. Swallowed his juicy hot load. So yummy. I masturbated of course while swallowing that sword.

He shot a big load in my mouth. I ran out of the room real quick to catch him. Still had cum on my face. He was embarrassed. Turns out he was in town because he had a date with his best friend’s mom. She is a hot cougar like me. But apparently not as skilled in the art of fellatio as his dear old mom and he had blue balls. Hence his trip to the dirty book store.

I brought him home with me; fucked his brains out like always. He promised I would be the only cougar cunt he fucked from now on. I’m not a jealous sort. I love that my daughter and son get laid, but I hate to hear about unfulfilling sex. A good mommy always wants her offspring satisfied. If you were my son, you better believe I would do ANYTHING to ensure your sexual satisfaction. Not only do I know how to fuck and suck, I love doing it. Let mommy take care of you.

Baby Brother Bjorn

 

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Baby Brother Bjorn

I have this sexy younger brother.  He’s barely legal, but looks oh so much younger, that when him and I are sitting at the dinner table and I find myself staring at him and thinking of doing dirty things with him. I swear I can hear Chris Hansen’s voice in my head “Jolene, why don’t you have a seat over there?” He’s this tall, limber boy with golden tiger eyes, a sweet sad smile, and dreamy blonde hair.  He has my father’s jawline and my mother’s long lashes.  When he was a toddler we use to play a game where he would tickle under my chin by fluttering those lashes.  Earlier this morning I watched him from my window working on his car in the driveway.  He had his shirt off and cargo shorts on.  I rubbed one out staring at his strong, lean body.  He wasn’t a muscle head, but he was toned and it was all natural.  He still had his golden sun kissed skin from summer, but it was starting to fade into his light pale tone from our Nordic stock.  Bjorn (Did I tell you we were Norwegian?) was the quintessence of “teen dream” boy.  Our youngest sister was just two grades from him and regaled us with the desperate crushes and antics of the entire female (and a few male) student body of their high school. 

Once I watched him getting head from one cute little twin while her sister straddled his face and he made her stifle a scream while she shuddered with a delightful orgasm.  How I wished I joined them.  I would kiss my brother, while the twins administered to us orally.  If only him and I lived at the time of Egyptian Kings and Queens.  We would be married and encouraged to fuck by our parents, who were also brother and sister.  I would be the oldest woman he ever had been with, so I imagine him shy and awkward as we make love on our wedding night.  Our parents would be sitting on the bed, watching us intently to make sure we consummate our union.  My mother and father would part my legs as he slid bulging cock into my wet, aroused little pussy. 

One time we all got high together while my parents were out of town.  His girlfriend went home and we both sat on the couch and watched Game of Thrones together.  It was an episode that had the brother and sister royal twins fucking each other.  I could tell he was getting turned on and embarrassed at the same time.  We both were remarkably buzzed and I started giggling. “Wow, not cool when it’s just you and me watching, huh?”  He laughed and turned red, he mumbled a “yeah” but I noticed he crossed his leg a bit away from me.  He was hiding an erection from his sister.  God!  More than anything I wanted to get up and sink down in front of him between his legs.  I would pull that beautiful cock of his out of his jeans and start licking him like a lollipop while locking eyes with him.  I wanted to see those amazing eyes of his to close in ecstasy because of what I was doing to him with my mouth.  I would hold his wrist tight in my hands when he blows his load in my mouth and all over my lips and chin.  He would moan my name while during the last throws of his orgasm. Then as I sat up I would rub his jizz off of my mouth and face and tell him “Now baby brother, you know you can’t tell anyone what I did to you here?  Otherwise we can’t keep doing this.”  He smiles and nods quickly.  I cuddle with him on the couch and we continue watching the fantasy incest on the tv. 

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