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It’s A Good Old Fashioned Picnic

cougar phonesex maryanneOK well maybe not old fashioned, but definitely good. I love summer time and picnics. I love hamburgers and hot dogs and I always have things my way!
I know you love my buns and would love to bite into my two all beef patties with it’s special sauce. And you know I love your HOT dog. I love adding chilli and putting it on it’s special bun!
Now the fun part begins your dick will be hard and my pussy wet when we get all the little ones involved. From the smallest to the biggest we line them up and create our picnic feast!
After showing them how it is done, we watch them as they build up a huge appetite for all the good things we have to offer.
Of course there are hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill, and we have another table set up with all the fixings to feed them when we are done.
But for now we play off the foreplay table as they indulge Aunt Mary Anne’s fantasy feast and they create fantasies of  their own.
Now, would you like your burger all the way? And let me dress my dog with all the extras! When we are done all your appetites will be satiated! cougar phonesex maryanne1

Nana Camilla At It Again

cougar phonesex camilla1I love pretty pink pussy. I love getting fresh pussy ready for big boys and what they have to offer. My pussy drips and gushes juice when I have a girl in training and the one I am working with now is such a great student!
I have only had her for a week and we started out as a virgin with only my fingers and mouth to work her in. As we have progressed, I was able to get two then three and four fingers in her honey hole. We worked and worked that hole and got a small dildo in comfortably, then my strap on. And even a beer bottle.
Today I went out and bought a nice fat purple dildo to stuff in her pink pussy. She took it like a champ!
Tomorrow we start working on that tight ass of hers and at this rate she will be ready for the man that is waiting for her by the end of the week!
Training fresh cunt is so much fun!

Sissy Boy

sissy phonesex darlaI love spanking my sissy and making her ass all red and hot to the touch. It makes my pussy nice and wet to see her ass in the air and hear her squeal each time I smack that tight little ass. The sound of the crack of my hand on flesh combined with the sequel of pain just makes me dripping wet.
I painted “sissy boy” across that hot, red ass and took this picture to hang in the living room for all to see. And then began to spank her ass some more, smearing the lipstick so that it looked like blood.
I made her kneel for me and worship my pussy, kissing and licking it and sucking all the cum out of me. I made her tell me how she wishes she had a pussy just like mine. How she loves me for letting her wear my panties and how much she appreciates all the silky, pretty underwear and dresses that I buy for her.
Of course she got no relief, not yet any way. later tonight I will sneak in her room and make her satisfy me again, and then, if she is good, I will allow her relief.
I love my sissy!

Caught Me A College Co-ed

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I knew he was eying me, undressing me with his eyes. I could see the lust building up and the bulge building in his jeans. I purposely got close enough to rub my hand up his thigh in an inconspicuous way. My inner cougar laughed at the catch in his breath when I did it and my nipples got hard instantly. I knew I would have him, young and fresh and so fucking hot.
My son introduced us and we kept it casual, he wasn’t sure what the boy would think. We had a pleasant afternoon and I went back to the hotel to freshen up.
When I heard the knock on the door I thought it was the cleaning lady or something. But when I opened the door and it was him, the juice started flowing from my pussy. I invited him in as if it was nothing and offered him a drink from the mini bar. When I turned back around he had his hard cock out and in his hand.
I handed him his drink and dropped to my knees, sucking him like only an experienced cougar can. The only thing that could have made this better is if the boy showed up with him and we added some good old fashioned incest into the mix.
I love visiting the campus!

My What Big Balls You Have

cougar phonesex camillaA friend of mine invited me to a basketball game tonight. Now Nana Camilla knows all about the little ones and how to play for fun. But I know nothing, and I mean nothing about basketball.
But I had nothing else to do and thought what the hell, why not! I am so glad I went!
Even though I had no idea what was going on, what it meant when the buzzard went off, what the penalties and fouls were all about, what the different baskets meant or why they all lined up sometimes while one guy tried to make a basket with the others watching.
What I do know is that they were all young, running and panting for breath, breathing heavy and making my nipples hard. I had to go in the bathroom several times to pinch and pull them while rubbing my twat, trying to satisfy the building frustration the game was creating.
One of them fell right in front of me on the floor and when his leg flew up I could see his jock strap in all it’s glory, balls hanging and covered in sweat. I couldn’t help the rush of hot cum that spewed out of my pussy!
Nana Camilla thinks she will be going to another basketball game if given the chance.

WTF???

hot phonesex darlaI left for the afternoon to enjoy some time with a friend. As soon as I walked back in the house there she was crying like a little girl.
WTF did she do this time? I mean I know my sissy is accident prone. She breaks things regularly, is always tripping over her self. But never is she sobbing and in hysterics like this.
It took me a good 45 min to find out what the hell the problem was, and I should have known.
I know not to leave her alone for long. I know she needs constant supervision and guidance. But fuck me I never thought she would get into such a pickle.
Pickles. Yes they are the root of this hysteria. I took all her dildos away from her last night because I caught her playing by her self and she knows that is expressly against the rules.
So what does she do? While I am gone she gets the jar of pickles and decides they will have to do. She shoved that fucking pickle so far up her vagina that she can’t get it out.
I will be damned if I am going fishing up her for a fucking pickle.
She is going to have to get her ass in the car and explain to the emergency room doctor why and how she has a pickle stuck inside her.
And I am not taking her anywhere looking like this, she best get dressed proper and fix her make up before we head to the local hospital.

A Sweet Summer

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Now that everyone is home from school, I have a full house – all day, every day!  To keep me from sweating the Summer away in the kitchen, trying to feed all of these mouths, I’ve already gone to the warehouse store to stock up on popsicles, cereal, fruit, chips and snacks.  I know that the boys are going to eat up the chips and cereal from their younger sisters.  But, the girls will go through the fruit and those popsicles quicker than those boys can blink!  My oldest daughter likes to play “Pussy Pop” with her brother.  She shoves a popsicle up her tiny hole, and he has to guess the flavor, by sucking and licking the juice as it drips from her slit.  Sometimes my youngest daughter joins in, so she can get practice licking her “tuster’s sweet poon-poon.”

I must admit, I love playing “Pussy Pop,” too.  Only, I use my pussy muscles to suck the popsicle right off of the stick!  Then, my oldest son, or any one of his young, horny friends gets to suck me dry!  But, this Summer I’ll enjoy the game in another way.  I’ve been working on preparing my youngest daughter for deflowering, but her itty-bitty, little whole is giving me hell!  So, I figure the cold from the popsicle should numb her up, so I can start to stretch her.  In addition, I’ll get to enjoy a sweet, wet treat from those pretty, little bald lips that Mommy loves to kiss so much!

Story Time With Aunt Mary Anne

hot phonesex maryanne1Well it is a full house again tonight. Packed to he gills with rug rats and curtain climbers. and Aunt Mary Anne has a hot wet and dripping pussy! Tonight I am going to gather them all around and tell them a story before bed to get us all in the mood for more fun!
My favorite character of all time is the Road Runner. I love watching him chase down and fuck up the damned coyote. Tonight I will implement him in my story and the brats will love it!
The big blue bird with the yellow beak is chasing the old brown coyote as usual. Everyone thinks he wants to eat the coyote but they would be wrong. The old Road Runner is in love with the coyote. He doesn’t care that it’s wrong or that he is a bird and the coyote is not. He doesn’t care that he is blue and the coyote is brown. He doesn’t care that he has feathers and the coyote has fur. He doesn’t even care that he is a boy and so is the coyote. All he knows is he has wanted the coyote for a long, long time and the day has come roadrunnerthat he is going to catch the coyote and he isn’t going to eat him, at least not for dinner…wink wink…he is going to rub his beautiful blue feathers all over that coyote. He is going to kiss him with his big yellow beak and then he is going to make that coyote sorry that he ran all this time because he is going to show that coyote how much fun it can be to play with some one so different yet so the same.
After the story we are all going to get down on the floor in my huge living room, some of us are going to be road runners, some coyotes but we are all going to enjoy our differences and our likenesses tonight!

Lovin’ My Cousin….

hot phonesex victoria8To my pussy’s delight, my cousin recently split with her old man. OK that might sound mean but she and I used to be very close and he didn’t approve.
But now that he is out of the picture we have been spending lots and lots of time together. We fuck each others brains out almost every night just like we used to when we were in college.
In college we were room mates. The boys were always after the girls and so fucking horny. All the girls gave in because they had no other way to scratch that itch that plagued their pussies.
But we had each other and if we didn’t REALLY want to fuck a guy we didn’t. We would just go to the dorm and fuck each other.
We had every size, shape and color dildo, vibrator and strap on imaginable and when all else failed we licked and sucked each others pussy dry.
No guy could eat my pussy like she could and she said the same about me.
It drove the boys crazy that we didn’t give in like the other girls. We made them work for it and pamper us and spoil us rotten to get in our panties.
The girls hated it to and couldn’t figure out what we had that they didn’t. We used to wink and say “will power” but in truth we just had a good fuck in each other.
They say incest is best and in this case it sure fucking is!

Sissy Phone Sex~She Is Such A Good Girl!

darlaMy sissy loves to drink his beer. I told him I would buy him his beer but he had to do something with the cans. He couldn’t throw the cans away. I wanted something out of the money I spent on the beer he was drinking. My pussy was twitching with anticipation to see if he would meet this challenge and earn his beer.
Last week I asked him about the cans. It has been six months and I haven’t seen one beer can in the trash, not one. He just smiled and said he was being obedient and doing as he was told and I would see soon enough what he was doing. Again my twat was all worked up at the thought of him pleasing me. He assured me I would be proud of him.
Last night after dinner he sat me down on the couch, He gave me a foot rub like none he has given me to date, making me all hot and bothered and wanting to order him around.
He asked if I would sit and wait on the couch that he had a surprise for me. He wanted to model for me and make me happy. So I obliged him and sat sipping the drink he had made just for me.
He went about lighting candles and setting the atmosphere and then he disappeared in his room.
When he came out my jaw dropped, I couldn’t believe it! This must have taken some time and he must have worked late into the night while I slept to complete this. It was astounding.
He had taken his beer cans and cut them, punched holes in them and crocheted sissya beautiful dress. My pussy was dripping with joy!
He looked so proud and very stunning in his long gown made of Budweiser cans and yarn. I have to say I was very proud of him, he served me well and did just as he was told!