Every man loves titties. It is one of their favorite things of all time. In fact it is living poof that a man can do two things at one time, stare at your tits and talk.
So when a breast cancer awareness commercial cam on and Mikey and Michelle asked me about it, I thought we would have a little fun with it and teach them something at the same time.
I asked Mikey if he liked going to second base.
Of course his eyes lite up and he said yes. Michelle jumping up and down agreed that she to only liked going to second base with me but when Mikey and I both went to second base with her.
Laughing I started rising my hands in the air dancing and singing “Save the tata, save the tatas”
Mikey and Michelle followed me around the living room dancing and repeating the same phrase.
Suddenly I stopped and the twins followed suit.
So I explained that in order to prevent breast cancer it is a good idea to do breast exams. Showing them how you feel for lumps.
The next thing I knew four little hands were on my breasts, kneading and playing and feeling for any bump or lump they might find while we all giggled.
We were having fun but it is a very serious issue.
Suddenly Mikey hoped up and down and said that he had the best idea ever!
Every night he should put his face in between as many titties as he could, squeezing and feeling them from the out side while he pushed them together with his face buried between them and just played motor boat on them. This way he would surely be doing his part.
We fell into a heaping pile of tickling laughter that soon turned into our kinky brand of p incest fun.
Remember to do your part, not just this month but always, to save the tatas!
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Aunt Phone Sex with MaryAnne: Christening My Niece’s New Car
My niece just bought her first car. She was proud of herself. I was proud of her. She has a good job, and was able to get financing. At her age, I was a hot mess. I decided we needed to celebrate properly; break in her new car. I went and got a bottle of Cristal champagne to christen her car with. I shook it up so when we uncorked it, the champagne exploded all over us. More of it escaped the bottle than I had intended, so I started to lick it off her hot young, tight body. She has always had a rocking body. Soon I had her on the hood of her car like she was in a Whitesnake video. I ripped her jean shorts off and started finger banging her sweet cunt. She was dripping all over my fingers. Her cunt juice tasted better than expensive champagne. I spread her pussy and ass so wide and buried my face in her. Right there on the hood of her brand new car, I ate my niece’s cunt and ass until she creamed all over my face.
She was so wet. I grabbed the Cristal bottle and started to fuck her cunt with it. Told her this was our special way of christening her first car. Her juices were squirting all over my face as I fucked her that long neck bottle. She exploded almost as hard as that champagne bottle did earlier. My niece has such a tight cunt still. She told me she was naming her car Aunt Cristal so she would always be reminded of how I helped her celebrate her first car.
Mommy’s Special Girl
Not all offspring are created equal. I have one well hung stud son, and one sissy with a small dick. They each have their place in my world. But despite shared DNA and maternal instincts, I cannot forgive or forget a small dicky. So, I have one son, and a pretty little girl. It works out really well actually. I get to dress her up in pretty little pink frilly dresses. She entertains me all the time singing little ditties and twirling around in her pretty little outfits. We play with hair and makeup, do each other’s nails, go shopping together, even put on pantyhose and heels and strut around the house together.
Sometimes, however, I need more than just a little girl. I have these urges. Carnal urges for black cock. Big black cock. And my special little girl helps me out so much with those big black cocks. She puts them in her mouth and fluffs them for me. Gets them good and hard and guides them into mommy’s pussy. And once mommy’s pussy is all messy with all that cum, she licks it out. She just loves the taste of that black sperm. Can’t blame her. She actually loves to clean out mommy’s pussy and ass, no matter what is in it.
My girlfriends get jealous that I have such a special girl in my world, so some times I lend her out. What mommy or cougar doesn’t need a special girl in her life for such things as fluffing, cream pie eating, and entertainment? In fact, I need more sissy boys. More special girls in my life. What are you willing to do for mommy to prove you would make a good sissy girl?
I feel like getting freaky..
My girls love Halloween.
It gives us all a chance to dress up as slutty whores, which really isn’t any different from our everyday life.
But this Halloween, I am dressing in my red latex outfit.
I want to be your master.
I am the master of my little ones.
They do everything I tell them too.
Their little hands and arms are so amazing when they are fisting my pussy.
I want you to fist me.
I want you to fist my lil ones.
You would be treated like a slave.
Made to lick my pussy.
You will be hit.
You will be tied up…
You will be made to fuck me until I am completely satisfied.
You may not cum.
You will do as you are told.
You will be mommies slave forever and ever.
Kinky Phone Sex with MaryAnne: Office Whore
I have a temp part-time job at my daughter’s office. Just a few times a week doing boring computer work to cover someone out on maternity leave. Since it is Hump Day and I was feeling naughty, I decided to see if anyone wanted to play. Offices are so incestuous anyway, right? I grabbed the boss (risky I know) and shoved him in the supply closet. Like a wild animal in heat, I ripped off his clothes and went down on him. Swallowed his cock like a starving cougar. I needed cum in the worst way. As I was bobbing up and down on that shaft, I heard the door open, but I could not tear myself away from his cock. I felt a tongue licking my pussy and a finger enter my ass. I just kept giving head to the boss. Maybe I could give him a raise!!
After several minutes of some of the best cock sucking I have ever given, I felt something cold enter my snatch from behind. I turned my cum covered face to see my own daughter fucking me with the boss’s desk name plate. Pretty kinky, but so hot. I backed my pussy up and down that thing until it was dripping with my cunt juices. When I squirted on the boss’s name, she pulled it out and sucked mommy’s juices right off it so the boss’s name would be clean.
The boss instructed us back to his office. Guess he was just as horny as we were. He also invited his personal secretary in. She gives great DICKtation. I watched her and my daughter give the boss more head. I helped feed his cock to them while I rubbed my cunt. I never really had a job before, but if all offices were like this I needed to temp more often. The boss had one of those huge oak desks and he just with one swoop, cleared off all the clutter and ordered me on all fours. I got up on the desk, as did my daughter, and the boss fucked my ass hard while I ate my baby’s pussy. She was so creamy and juicy. His secretary got under us and started licking my clit and his balls until we all just collapsed.
Sadly, we all had to get back to work. But a little afternoon delight at the office is always a good thing to boost productivity and morale. I am in the best mood now. Perhaps you need a little lunch time fun to increase your productivity! There is no office or incest scenario too kinky for me. I love kinky phone sex.
Mommy Daughter Threesome
My daughter came home from college this weekend to spend some quality time with her mother. We are very close. I am the same way with my son, but she is my baby, always will be. We share everything, clothes, coke, cock… This weekend was no different. We started the weekend off with a big shopping spree at some of our favorite stores. We got a lot of cute Fall outfits we can share. I picked up some nose candy to play with earlier, and we picked up a nice big cock at the mall to bring home and share. It’s amazing how many men of all ages want to fuck a mommy daughter duo. Most people think we are sisters. This college boy we snagged in the food court actually wanted to see my ID. He didn’t believe that I was in my 40s.
We brought him home and he was ready to go. We had to pace him so he could last and be able to fuck us both. So, we handcuffed his hands behind his back while we gave him a pre-show. We gave him a little striptease, which ended in our double headed dildo play. Guys always love seeing us slide our pretty pussies down on that dildo until our clits bump. We can come so hard rubbing our clits together like that. So close, clit to clit, lips to lips, tits to tits…. As we were cumming we heard our guest moaning. he couldn’t touch himself yet, but he was rock hard.
We crawled to him, snorted some white candy off his throbbing member, and then sucked him dry. We were like vampires only for cum not blood. We had him down our throats so deep. We love to share a big cock. I can swallow the shaft while she takes on the balls and vice versa. We also enjoy double penetrating a hot asshole with our tongues. He blew his spunk all over our faces and of course we licked each other clean. This college age stud was hard all over again, so we un-cuffed him. I guided his dick into my daughter’s sweet pussy. Of course I licked it first, so her cunnie was wet and glistening. He went in her balls deep. I went around so she could eat her momma’s pussy while he drilled her pussy from behind. The sound of big balls slapping my daughter’s ass is so hot.
We fucked him all weekend. Not sure if it was his age or a testament to how hot my daughter and I are together, or both. But that boy had Oscar worthy staying power. He came 15 times over 4 hours. Pretty impressive. He came a lot more too. I am so proud that my daughter has a libido to match her momma’s. Would you like to watch a mommy daughter duo get it on, or would you want to participate? It’s hard to sit on the side lines watch us!
Kinky Phone Sex with Victoria: Tequila Tuesday
This one time at band camp… No seriously. This one time a few years I go I got really wasted with my daughter. It was a Tequila Tuesday. Tequila makes my clothes fall off. Not that it takes much, but get me drunk on Tequila and who knows what will happen. At that time, my baby girl was dating this young black basketball player from a nearby college. I had set her down the path of loving black dick when I let one of my black studs share my daughter with me. So after about 30 shots, she called her boy toy over. My daughter wanted to share a black cock with me this time. I was so drunk I would have fucked man’s best friend. Anyway, Jamal comes over. I watch him and my daughter fuck. It was really hot. I swear he had a freak of nature cock. The biggest blackest thing I had ever seen. How my itty bitty daughter took that anaconda is still a mystery to me. I was so proud of her.
Jamal decided that he wanted some momma bear pussy. But he wanted me dressed up like cupid. Really cupid? He even had an outfit with him. I put the stupid costume on against my better judgment. I wanted that huge ass cock and I was drunk enough to do anything to have a monster cock up my pussy hole. After I put the outfit on, the night became a blur. I woke up with a swollen cunt and cum dried all over my face and my hair. Apparently I got my magnum cock. My daughter called me up the next afternoon and asked me how it felt to be in my first porno? WTF had I done?
According to her, I not only fucked Jamal, but Jamal’s 6 friends for a Freaks of Cock video. This cougar fucked 7 monster black dicks without protection while I was still fertile with my daughter while being filmed. Thank you Tequila Tuesday. Now I love fucking. Been fucking my son and daughter for decades, but making a porno with huge black dicks and my daughter may tarnish my soccer mom persona if anyone were to see the video. Not to mention the risk of pregnancy and possible jail time for being a p mommy. At the time this video was made, my daughter was still jailbait. Now, our relationship was and still is purely consensual, but the law doesn’t quite see it that way. I agree the law is stupid. But there was now a video circulating the Internet of a mother daughter duo getting gangbanged by monster black cock. Not my best decision ever.
That video was seen by lots of folks. It brought me some notoriety, and some acclaim. I was the only cougar in town who could handle monster cocks. Too bad I don’t remember most of it. But, I do have a hot video recording of the last time I did Tequila shots.
Brother / Sister Phone Sex with MaryAnne: The 35 Year Old Virgin No More
Last month I discovered that my baby brother was a virgin still. Now, I popped my older brother’s cherry because we lived together; but my youngest brother is ten years my junior and I was out of the house by the time he hit his sexual peak. Now my younger brother, Jack, is the black sheep of the family. He is very religious; my family except for him are pretty much atheists or agnostic. But Jack wants to be priest. A priest? They take a vow of celibacy. I could never give up sex. When I learned from my older brother that Jack was still a virgin, I decided that it was my responsibility as his big sister to pop his cherry so he would know what he was missing if he joined the priesthood.
I put on a very daring short skirt and a see through mess top with fuck me pumps. I went to his place and forced myself on him. I did not give him a chance to keep his precious virginity. I found him reading the Bible by the pool sipping on bottled water. How fucking boring. How were we related? I marched right up to him straddled him and pushed my tits in his face while grabbing his crotch. I smothered him with my tits while I pulled out his virgin cock and began stroking it. I wondered if he had ever even jacked his own cock? He tried to struggle away from me, but my strong thighs, clenched him in between me. I was not wearing any panties and in the position with my tits prohibiting his ability to speak, I was able to force his semi hard cock in my cunt. Once he was inside me I gripped his shaft tight with my cunt muscles. He was not getting away from me until he dumped his seed in me.
Regardless if he wanted me or not, he was hard after a few minutes in my tight snatch, really hard. Took only a few minutes to explode his load up his sister’s twat. I sat there on his lap, with his hot spunk running out of me. I pulled him out of my huge boobs and kissed him square on the lips, tongue and everything. I looked at him and said, “You are welcome.” He was bright red with embarrassment. But he had a little sheepish grin that told me he enjoyed being force fucked. My brother was no longer a 35 year old virgin. Now, he could understand what he was really sacrificing by going to seminary school.
I was pretty turned on myself, popping my brother’s cherry in such a raw fashion. I figured why not take it another step further. I pushed him down on the lounge chair and sat on his face. Making him taste his first ass and pussy. Can a man who has licked his own cum out of his sister’s twat become a priest? I’m not sure if he is still entertaining the silly notion of priesthood anyway, but at least no one in my family is still a virgin.
Want me to pop your cherry?
Poo Poo Pansy Humiliation
It has been a while since I have blogged about our Piggy Pet. But I had the most wonderful dream about her last night and just had to share. Perhaps she is in my thoughts because we are so close to our vacation and she has once again done as Mistress Levi expected and been generous to a fault.
My dream began at our beautiful beach condo with our Sissy greeting us at the door in her pink bunny outfit with her tray of drinks ready to serve us after our long and weary journey. She smiles and gives us an adorable curtsy while lowering her eyes and offering us a drink. Mistress is in the back ground instructing her not to make eye contact with any of the Superior Females or punishment will follow.
After greeting the last arrival Sissy is instructed to go upstairs and unpack everyone’s belongings before she starts our dinner. Making sure all of our drinks are full first, our Sissy Maid scurries up the stairs, eager to please her Mistress and all the Superior Females. We are all so engrossed in conversation and fellowship that no one noticed Sissy had returned and was in the kitchen until we smell the food cooking.
Mistress barks for our Tinkerbell Transvestite and demands to know why she did not come check our drinks when she came back down from unpacking. Two of us had to make our own refills and this is an indiscretion that will not be tolerated and would be met with punishment that had yet to be determined.
After dismissing our Sissy Maid back to the kitchen she asks us what we think the punishment should be. Of course I know that Sissy loves being a Poo Poo Pansy which gives me a wonderful idea. Why don’t we give Sissy an enema after dinner and make her hold it while she cleans the kitchen and does the dishes? She will not be allowed to release it no matter what we do. Of course we will slap her Sissy bottom, and make her serve us extra vigilantly while she is holding the enema in.
Only after hours of humiliation will Mistress allow Sissy to Poo Poo in her panties and make a big stinky mess.
Mistress loved the idea and after dinner Mistress instructed Sissy to bend over in front of us all while she administered the punishment. Sissy turned a hundred shades of red but knew better then complain.
Sadly I woke up before Mistress told Sissy she could Poo Poo in her panties, but not before cumming in my sleep while enjoying Sissy’s humiliation and shame.