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You’ve heard those cougar phone sex stories about older women who are so horny, that they will fuck anything to get a cock fix. What I’m about to tell you is so outrageous, so unreal, that you will swear I must’ve been high when it happened. But I wasn’t and this is my story.

I was driving back from my date with a much younger man. I could still smell his sweat on my skin and the ooze of his cum onto my panties. I was singing along with the radio when I saw a bright light approaching. “Dim those things.” I muttered.  Then there was a flash and my car was enveloped in brilliant beams of light. I pulled over and jumped out but felt a great magnetic pull. I screamed as I was sucked into the black night.

I opened my eyes to find myself surrounded by alien life forms. They were ugly fuckers with big eyes. It didn’t take a genius to see what they were looking at. Just like human men, they were fascinated by my huge mammaries. They rubbed them and flicked the nipples, chattering excitedly. Another one was mesmerized by my large thatch of pubic hair.  He was poking his finger in and out of my snatch, then tasting it.  Others approached, pulling out their alien cocks and poking them at my mouth. I was being violated by a bunch of ETs wanting some pussy. I think they mind-fucked me first because I never protested as they shoved their fat intergalactic penises into me. I arched and begged for more as they squealed with their own orgasms.

And then it was over and I was sitting on the ground by my car. My clothes were gone. I was bruised and my pussy ached. Had I just been violated by a space ship full of aliens? Who would ever believe me?

Sometimes I look up at the sky and flash my tits, hoping that my alien lovers will come back for more.

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MILF Phone Sex

milf phone sexMilf phone sex morning? It was for me today. I was on my way to Starbucks for my morning fix of caffeine. I only need two things to start my day as a phone sex mommy: boy cum and Starbucks coffee. I got a flat tire. I pulled over. I decided I could walk a couple blocks, get my fix then call AAA. One of the baristas who sees me daily was driving by as I was hoofing it for a fix. He gave me a lift. When I told him what had happened, he offered to put on my spare. I never turn down free help. We went to Starbucks for my fix, then back to my car. He is a college boy, but that didn’t matter to me. I like them young. I had to show my gratitude somehow. Nothing says thank you like a good blow job, right? I see this boy every morning and I had no clue he had a porn star cock. I guess he was hiding his trouser snake under that green barista apron. I was on my knees giving him the head of his life. I looked him directly in the eyes as I swirled my tongue around his mushroom head. He snapped a few pics with his cell phone because he said he wanted to memorialize the best head of his life. I enjoyed his thick shaft in my mouth as much as he enjoyed his rod in my mouth. His cum was chunky and salty. Yummy. Been awhile since I swallowed such a huge load. We worked out a deal: head in exchange for Starbucks for life. Well, as long as he works there. Deal. I would do it for free, but don’t tell him that. Its cocks like his that make me such a whore.

Sexy Grandmas

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are everywhere these days. I am the best of both worlds as a hot mom and a hot granny. I get more calls to fuck grandma, than I do mommy, but I am cool with that. I love little ones. I enjoy role playing with age play. I get grandma action daily now that so many of my grand angels hang out at grandma’s house. After school, three of my babies hang with me until their parents get home from work daily. Others on an as needed basis. Summer is approaching soon, and my house will be full with little ones and teens all day long. I am a free naughty babysitter. What did you do at your grandma’s house? Did you eat her pussy? Did you tongue her asshole? Did she motor boat you with her over sized 44 EE natural tits? Did you titty fuck her? Did she give you head? Did you get to fuck her? If you answered no to any of my questions, you had a bad granny. She didn’t know what she was missing if you ask me. I am a different breed of grandma. I am horny and I like to fuck. Young boys are horny and want to fuck. It’s a perfect match. Toss in some young hormonal pussy too and I am a porn star sexy granny. I’m the grandma. I can have my fun with the little ones and give them back to their parents! Do you want to come over to grandma’s house too?

Teaching real sex education

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My son is in health class, you know the one where they don’t really teach you anything and force you to sit through a ridiculous medical account of sex. Which of course is all about the mechanics, but that isn’t the information they need. He and his friends were complaining about it so I got involved. I’m a teacher from way back so I am going to volunteer to teach them about what sex really means….Pleasure!
The boys and girls had been separated for some reason, but I thought at least I could talk openly with the boys. I walked into the classroom and they all went quiet.
So, guys, I hear you guys need some real sex education not the how to make a baby stuff.” Got them laughing and smiling and broke the ice. With that in one motion, I take my dress off over my head and I’m fairly certain I heard at least 5 or 6 cocks hit the underside of their wooden desktops. No panties, no bra, and my little-shaved pussy. “So boys we are going to start with how to make a pussy wet.” I went to the chalkboard and drew a stick figure with boobs of course and circled the erogenous zones, then I walked to the front of the class sat down on a chair, put my legs over each arm so my pussy was spread nice and wide for all the boys to get a look. I had their attention, that’s for sure. “Each of you is going to come up, pick 3 erogenous zones, kiss, lick or touch them and see if you can get me wet.” They all hesitated in disbelief at first, but the first one finally stepped up. He clamped his fingers around my nipples and started twisting like he wanted to pull them off. “Hey Hey Hey, these are sensitive parts boys, light touches, soft feathery touches at first, if she wants it rougher she’ll tell you or give you verbal clues.” As each boy took a turn almost all of them put their fingers in my pussy…and came in their pants, but I loved it. A few just wanted to lick my clit, you know those are the boys that will be great lovers. Finally, it was my son’s turn. He came up to the front of the class, gave me a smile, turned around took his cock out, showed them all then turned and put it up to my mouth. I sucked my little boys cock while he reached down and fingered my clit. The boys were glued to the scene. He was hard and ready to cum, so I grabbed his cock and started deep throating and licking his balls. He came all over my face and tits. I don’t think there was a dry seat in the house.
Coming back tomorrow with the next lesson, squirting orgasms…do they exist? They will soon find out.

Happy Mothers Day, Boys

 

incest phone sexHappy Mothers Day to all of my special boys. I’m just letting you know that your favorite incest phone sex mommy will be here on Mother’s Day for all of your needs. Some boys bring their mommy flowers and silly gifts on her special day. All this mom really wants is a hot load of cum in my still-fine pussy. A boy tongue between my legs makes me moan like nothing else.

Think back to when you were young, sweetheart. You were already checking out my stripper tits. You and your friends knew the best house to hang out at. I gave my boys some parties to remember!!! What about your birthday when you got your license and I took you out driving, then fucked you in the car? Or the time we got your shy friend drunk and I gave him his first blow job. Oh, the memories of a mommy.
Let’s make some new ones this year. We have so much to explore and there’s so much you need to learn. Hurry over on Mother’s Day and show your favorite mom some appreciation. Let me show you just how grateful I am to have a son like you.

Love,
Mommy Constance

He was too sexy to resist

cougar phone sexYesterday I had a lovely new television delivered to my house and the young man that delivered it was the sexiest thing I had ever seen! He was so firm and muscular and just so sweet that I couldn’t resist flirting with him. I wasn’t sure if he was into older women at first but once he was done setting up my television, he grabbed me and kissed me deeply. I was instantly wet and ready, I had to have that cock! I pushed him down on the couch and pulled his stiffening cock out of his pants so I could suck it, I could barely fit it in my mouth but I sure tried like hell to swallow that monster cock! I had to sit on it, so I jumped up in his lap and rode that dick till I came… then he pulled out so he could shoot his load on my face! Needless to say, he ended up getting a big fat tip from me because that was the best delivery I’ve ever had!

Sexy Mommy Cougar on the Prowl

sexy mommySexy mommy Victoria is my name in certain circles. I am known among adult men and daddies as the bitch in charge of young lesbian slaves; however, among young men I am known as a horny cougar. I go both ways thanks to having a son and a daughter. My mood and tastes wax and wane like the moon. All my little lesbian house slaves were being whored out last night for good money, so I spoiled myself with a young cub. I knew who I had my sights on too. A friend of my son’s named Tyler. Tyler is athletic, likely will be drafted to the pros next football season.

kinky phone sexI sent him a Face Book message so he knew I was on the prowl. I overheard him tell my son how hot I was a few weeks ago. I needed a young hard cock. No one better suited to fuck a sexy mature woman than a boy half her age. It is not all about size either. It is about stamina, however. Young boys can keep up with a woman in her sexual prime. Trevor showed up at my place with a nice bottle of wine he likely stole from his parent’s liquor cabinet and a box of condoms. I tossed the condoms. One of the many advantages of being my age, is no more risk of pregnancy. I want to feel cum inside of me.

cheap phone sexHe was as excited to fuck me bare back as he was to fuck me. I gave him a sexy striptease first. I wanted to see what I was working with, if you know what I mean. When I bent over and twerked my round ass in his face, he got sprung as Sir Mix a Lot sings. Nice cock too. I unzipped his pants, sucked his eagerly awaiting cock and boom. He came on my face. So much for stamina on Tyler. I drank some wine, had him eat my pussy for an hour until I knew he would last like I needed.

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Incest Phone Sex with Mother and Daughter

incest phone sexMy daughter and I love incest phone calls together. I take solo calls too, but I won’t say I don’t enjoy a two girl call, especially when it is with my daughter. The moment she turned 18, she begged to become a phone sex operator. She is a teen girl, with college, friends and fucking on her mind, so she is not always around as much as I am. She has not learned the art of making men come to her yet. At my age, I don’t chase men or boys. I go out, just not as much as Morgan. When I do, I make it count. Morgan still has a lot to learn from me. On Tuesday, I took her to this dive bar for a happy hour. It is close to campus, so lots of frat boys hang out there for $4 pitchers. Morgan is a hot barely legal girl. She thinks every man wants her. Some boys prefer a sexy mommy. She got a lesson in humility Tuesday when guys her age, didn’t notice her. They were all about me. Boys were putting their numbers in my phone, buying us drinks, but only being polite to her. The more attention I got, the harder she tried to get noticed, which never works. The harder we work for attention, the less we get. You should let the boys come to you. I brought a few boys home with us. I made her watch as I got tagged teamed. They didn’t want to fuck her anyway. Boys her age want a mature woman. One who can teach them knew tricks. Morgan sulked like a spoiled brat. One of these days she will understand that the word doesn’t revolve around her! I let her clean up my mommy fuck holes. That seemed to help lessen the sting of not getting fucked by boys her age. If she stops being so self-entitled, she may learn a few things from her hot mom.

Sexy Mommy or Sexy Madam? Both!

sexy mommy I went from sexy mommy to sexy Madam overnight. Not sure how it was done so quickly, but a local father arranged for me to run a legal house of prostitution. There are a few catches, however. I can only operate a lesbian brothel with teen girls on the wrong side of barely legal. Not sure what this father’s end game is, but he gave me his daughter. I call her Baby Dyke. Her along with Sweet Melissa, whom I call Gold Star, will be my legal lesbian whores for an entire year. I get to keep all profits I earn off their jailbait pussy. No men can touch them, however. Jealous? They are fresh lesbian meat to some rather high powered women about town. Once women heard I started a Lesbian Love Ranch, inquiries were pouring in. I took some photo shoots with the girls. Think Brooke Shields in “Pretty Baby.” I posed them in all sorts of alluring, provocative poses. I turned those photos into calling cards with their ages and specialties. I even took up close photos of their baby girl pussies to show proof that they have been untouched by men. I have been making good money off my lesbian Lolitas already, but I won’t lie. I’m still seething from the audacity of Baby Dyke’s daddy barging into my place and attempting to call the shots. I never forget. I made sure her first outing was a lesbian gang bang. She was the entertainment at a lesbian bachelorette party. I filmed the hot destruction of Baby Dyke’s fuck holes. She was not exactly willing when her father bequeathed her to me, so let’s just say, the cunt needed slave training. Lesbian slave training by a group of brutal bull dykes who know how to fuck jailbait girl holes. I may have texted some footage of the lesbian gang bang to the girl’s father. He may have gotten the upper hand legally, but his precious little girl will pay the price. Talk about kinky phone sex stories. I am in abundance of them now.

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Sexy Grandmas Love Young Boys

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are all the rage these days. I was walking our new puppy at the dog park yesterday when I caught the eye of some young boys. A puppy works wonders on attracting the young ones. So is a nice rack with no bra. I know the puppy was just an excuse to come over and initiate a conversation. I was born at night, just not last night. We got to talking and as it turns out one of the boys goes to school with my middle grandson. When he realized I was Samantha, as in Zach’s sexy granny Sammy, his eyes got as big as the sky. Apparently, he has seen some pictures of me. My grandsons love to brag. You would too if your grandma looked like me. I invited the boys back to the house for some MILF and cookies. And a game I love called “Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine.” The boys were all excited to play that game too. The moment I mentioned it, little cocks came out of their shorts. A woman of my word, out came my boobs. Next I showed them my pussy. Clearly, they had never seen one not on a computer screen. I gave them an anatomy lesson. Boys are never too young to learn how to please a woman, right? It is an important life skill. Boys and men who can eat pussy can get out of trouble; just like girls and women who can give great head can have anything they want. I taught them how to eat pussy. After they completed their first lesson, I showed them how a cougar gives head. Boys never forget their first blowjob. I bet you still remember your first head experience? If it was an older woman, like myself, I bet she ruined you for girls your own age!