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Mature Sexy Women Make Bad Babysitters

sexy mommyI was babysitting some neighbor boys over the weekend and we had a cartoon marathon. Been awhile since I watched cartoons. Cartoons are not like they used to be either. After the boys fell asleep, I played around on the Internet. I came across tons of cartoon porn. Every carton imaginable had some porn parody. The Flintstones, Scooby Doo, The Simpsons, Family Guy and every Disney princess imaginable had naughty cartoon porn versions. It was hot to watch. I started masturbating watching Marge Simpson blow Bart Simpson. I am sure that boy thought about his mommy. The Flintstones porn was hot too. All sorts of family fun. I would have blown Fred or Barney. Sometimes stocky guys have surprisingly huge cocks. I got lost in toon town, finger fucking my pussy, and failed to notice that the boys I was watching had woken up. I was busted.  They caught me playing with myself. My legs were draped over the desk chair. My pussy was spread wide and cartoon porn was on the computer. I thought I was in trouble. The boys pulled out their hairless dicks and said they were not cartoons. How true. I had real life horny boys in front of me. I walked away from the computer, stripped naked and pretended to be one of the sexy milfs in the cartoon porn. Turns out the boys did not know who Marge Simpson, Wilma Flintstones or Lois from Family Guy was, so I was just me. They pumped their young cocks deep inside my pussy and filled me up with their boy batter. Likely, the first orgasms they every had. I am no stranger to family fun or younger guys, but these were the youngest boys I have fucked yet. And guess what? I loved it.  I get older and the boys get younger. Mature sexy women have the best lives.

What a little brat

incest phone sexMy grandson came over to visit me and he is just the sweetest little boy ever but he brought a friend with him and this little bitch was demon spawn for sure. She was running around my house like a tornado just destroying everything in her path. Coloring on walls and sassing back, I was so pissed off! I called my son and told him that he needed to pick this little bitch up right away because I was losing my mind but he said he couldn’t do that he was way too busy at work and that I needed to figure out a way to punish her and make her listen. So I did what any woman in my position would do, I pulled her across my knee and paddled that ass until she was screaming. Well looking at her like that had my grandson’s cock so hard so I asked him if he would like to fuck her. He said yes and even tho that little girl cried and said no I let my sweet grandson fuck that pussy and her ass before he came all over her face. Well let me tell you, her attitude was definitely better after that!

He fixed everything

incest phone sexI needed my shower fixed, it was leaking everywhere so I called a repair shop and they sent a guy out. Well this guy was sexy as hell! Young and cute with a sexy hard body that this granny wanted bad. Luckily I was dressed all sexy when he came to the door and it was pretty clear that he was just as into me as I was into him.We were flirting the whole time he was fixing my shower and when he was done, he suggested that we try it out and make sure it was all fixed. So I stripped down to my birthday suit and hopped in the shower. He was watching at first but it didn’t take long for him to get naked and join me. He had a great dick, nice and big and when he fucked me I came so hard. I made sure to tip him well and told him I’d be calling him for any other repairs I might need.

Cougar Phone Sex Means Mom’s Gone Wild

cougar phone sexI get a lot of cougar phone sex calls. I get a lot of younger guys who want to fuck me too. I do not always feel sexy, but the attention from young fellows always makes me feel better. My daughter and I were both feeling blah the Thursday night. Although we have nowhere to go, we gave each other a make-over. She did my hair and make-up. She did my nails too. She is better at that stuff than me. Even though I did her up too, I looked classy and she looked like a trailer park tramp, LOL. We took pictures of each other in case we wanted to use them for dating sites. I was horny. She was too. I thought this was going to be mommy daughter fun. She had something else in mind. She texted some guys she went to high school with and invited them over. Once they saw our pics, they wanted to party with a sexy mommy and her daughter. Been forever since my girl and I shared some cock besides her brother’s dick together. My sister has my granddaughter for the weekend. My son is hanging out with his father. That leaves my daughter and I home alone with zero responsibilities. Last night, we entertained about 6 of her former classmates. A couple I fucked when they were still in high school. They have grown in all the right places now. We did body shots, smoked some weed and fucked our brains out. That was just day one of our three-day weekend. She thinks we need to crash a party somewhere tonight. Just so hard to spot a party nowadays because they happen behind closed doors. I want to violate social distancing because this weekend my daughter and I are mommies gone wild.

New neighbor came to visit

incest phone sexMy new neighbor came to visit me today and he brought his granddaughter too. It was great cus the littles were playing and it gave me a chance to kind of get to know him a little. I could tell by the way he was looking at the girls that he was into them. He kept shifting in his seat trying to hide the fact that his dick was getting hard but I noticed. I decided to be bold and just put my hand on his crotch and started rubbing that hard dick. He was surprised but excited and when I called the girls over to suck it, well, he was the happiest grandpa on the planet. I had both of them sucking and licking and stroking that cock and they had him cumming in mere moments it was so fun! It was even better when I laid them down and stripped off their clothes so that he could fuck those sweet little bald pink cunts too. I definitely made a new friend, I can’t wait for the next visit.

Feeling Like a Sexy Mommy Again

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Sometimes, I do not feel like a sexy mommy. I am getting older every day and between working and helping my son and daughter raise my grand girl, I do not have much me time. I cannot remember the last time I felt sexy. Been forever since I had my hair done or got a manicure or pedicure. I decided I needed a mommy makeover. I needed a mommy retreat. I rented a nice apartment in the city for the night. It was one of those Air B and B’s. The place came with a Jacuzzi bathtub and a beautiful view of the city. I earned a night to myself. I checked in, poured a glass of wine and took a bubble bath. I had some Marvin Gaye playing through the surround sound speakers. This was luxury to me. No phones ringing. No little one crying. No dirty diaper to change. I started masturbating. I was cumming hard when I heard a door. I jumped out of the tub, grabbed a towel and yelled, “I’m calling the cops.” I heard a male voice say something about he was not there to harm me. I grabbed a statute on a table and confronted the intruder who was dumbfounded with his hands up to show me he meant me no harm. He was the college son of the folks who owned the place. There was some miscommunication and he thought he could crash the night at his folks’ place. He was cute and clearly upset. He broke up with his girlfriend. Maybe, I did not need a night alone after all. Mature sexy women need young studs. I let the towel drop accidentally on purpose to gauge his reaction. You know they say the best way to get over some one is to get under someone new. I unzipped his pants and made him forget his girl. He made me forget everything too. So, I was not alone like I planned. I never felt sexier than when I was fucking that guy half my age. I’m back in the game.

MILF Phone Sex Sluts Need Dick Daily

milf phone sexI love being a milf phone sex slut. In the past, I have fucked my son and daughter’s friends. I have fucked neighborhood boys. I have fucked delivery boys. I have fucked my nephew and my son. Hell, a few times, I fucked Uber drivers. I am a horny old broad. I like younger men. They are not complicated. They do not want to marry me. They do not put the baggage of an ex on me either. And most importantly, they do not have dick issues. Fucking a lot of younger men has been challenging lately. Contactless delivery is no fun for this sexy mommy. Tinder has been dry. My son and nephew cannot even bang me as much as they were before my sex life was put on hold because of a virus. I am resourceful though. Sometimes, I luck out and find dick in unexpected places like the bookstore. I thought if I could not feed my pussy, I could feed my mind. Turns out, I could feed both. I bought some books and brought home a young bookseller working a part time job while trying to finish school. He was about the age my son was when I started fucking him. This boy was no virgin, but I was his first cougar. I did not care about his skill level. Skills in the sack can be taught. I just needed a hard and working cock. His cock worked just fine. He did cum quickly every time, but I milked his young cock dry. I took every last ounce of his young cum. I was horny. If I had my druthers, I would have been gang banged in Barnes and Noble by him and every male patron and bookseller in the place. Mature sexy women need dick daily.

A Milf Phone Sex Story

milf phone sexI have a hot milf phone sex story to share with you. My car broke down on Friday and with the holiday, no one can see it until Tuesday to fix it. I needed to run to the store yesterday for some formula and milk. My son and daughter were still sleeping. I did not want to wake them to find out where my son’s car keys were, so that I could use his car. I called an Uber. Modern technology, right? The Uber driver was hot. A 20 something college boy looking for extra money. My pussy got wet while we were talking. I paid him extra to wait for me while I ran into the store. I came back out and he was in the back seat waiting for me with his cock out. Holy shit. He had a huge rod. He told me he always had a thing for mature sexy women. I was flabbergasted. I mean he was masturbating in a Kroger parking lot on a busy Sunday in the back of his car. He had semi tinted windows, but not complete privacy. When I got into the back seat with him, I was nervous. I did not want to be arrested for public exposure or anything like that. He told me no one pays attention any more. I sat with him for a while watching people hustle and bustle about and no one even lifted their head. Everyone buried in their phones, so I sucked his cock in the back seat of his car in a busy parking lot in broad day light. Once I knew it was safe, I took my panties off and rode his cock. My phone was blowing up because my son and daughter had no clue where I was, but I kept fucking the young Uber driver until he busted a nut deep inside my pussy. Maybe I need to Uber more often.

Sundays are for Fucking Aunt Victoria

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You know what Sunday mornings are good for? Fucking Aunt Victoria. My horny teen nephew paid his sexy Aunt a visit Sunday and he brought me a present. Along for the ride was his high school best friend. Two young cocks were all I needed. I had not even had breakfast or coffee yet when they arrived. Cock and cum is the breakfast of champions, well at least the breakfast of cougars. My nephew’s friend spent the night and he did not want to miss the chance to fuck me, so he brought his friend along for the ride.

When they arrived, I knew what they wanted. Any boy who shows up at my doorstep at 7 am wants only one thing! Booty. And that is what they got. I unzipped their pants, took their cocks in my hand, and led them into my bedroom.  I sat on the edge of my bed and guided both cocks in my mouth. I love my mouth full of cock. Only thing better than a mouth full of cock, is a mouth full of cum. I made them both fill my mouth with spunk. I like to make the young boys cum quickly because that way they last longer when they are fucking me.

I crawled up on my bed and let the teen boys double stuff me. Having a cock in my hot ass, while one is in my cunt, is how I like to spend my Sundays. Hell, it is how I like to spend every morning. Two cocks are always better than one. I can satisfy my need to have my pussy stuffed while taking care of my oral fixation at the same time. I made them cum multiple times. I was stuffed full of cum before 9am, and that is just how I like it! My nephew’s friend told him they should not waste time with high school girls because there was no way any girl at school could drain their cocks like I did. Cougar phone sex sluts take great care of young cocks.

 

Cougar Phone Sex Fun

cougar phone sexI love cougar phone sex. I got dolled up and decided to troll the college bar in town. When I was 40, my girlfriends and I would get all dolled up in our best slutty outfits and go to this bar known as a college hangout for Happy Hour. We were the oldest things in that bar, but that never hurt our popularity. All the young studs would buy us drinks, much to the chagrin of the pretty coeds. Things have changed. The bars are no longer packed, and my girlfriends no longer want to go troll any bar. I was on my own. I was the only sexy mommy in the place. I got drunk, which I rarely do. I mean plastered. I was dancing on the bar. I was giving out hand jobs and blowjobs like some folks pass out business cards. I needed to let off some steam. I even let the handful of frat boys in the place gang bang me on the bar. The bartender did not care. He encouraged it. He said folks would drink more booze watching me get fucked. My cunt and ass took a good pounding, but I needed to be a dirty whore. I did X with this one frat boy.  What the fuck, I thought. You only live once. I never tried it before, but it makes you horny. I started fucking my pussy with a beer bottle while guys watched me. I felt like a porn star. I got covered in cum like one too. It was a wild and fun night. The bars not being so crowded let my nasty freak side come out. I needed to have a mindless night of debauchery. Sure, I am hungover today. I am walking a bit funny too, but dam it was just the kinky escape I needed.