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Lending A Helping Hand

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I love giving back to the community and helping those in need. There’s a horny old man who lives up the block and  can no longer do some outside chores anymore. Being the generous neighbor that I am I decided to offer to mow his lawn and take out his trash along with a few other household chores. This is my version of community service and boy do I love it! Sometimes I catch my lusty old perv eyeing my thick thighs and full tits so I did something special for gramps. I arrived in short daisy dukes and a tight tank top that shows off this rack of plenty. I started by softly sitting on his lap and getting that old stick to stand straight up. I stroked his engorged manhood and told him  that I was going to give him something to beat his meat to until the next week I came to visit. With his cock in hand I pushed his wheelchair out to his back porc. With the sun beaming down on my luscious body I ripped open my tank and exposed my bare breast to him. His old wrinkled dick started to ooze all over his hands as I shoved his face in them. I let him lick and suck all over them until it was time to start up the lawn mower. The whole time my tits glistened in the sun as I did this yard work. He jerked away at his cock and by the time I was done I found him passed out with cum all over his hand, pants, shirt, and even suspenders! I must of given him quite a show out there. Next week he’s in for an even tastier treat…  That’s only if his old ass can take it of course!! Haha

woMAN With A Plan

The boy I’m chillin’ with these days is convinced that if we have sex, things will go “too fast.” I looked at him right in the eyes like UHHHHHHHHHH. He really believes that sexual penetration (AKA: sticking his ding-dong into my bun warmer) is gonna make the two of us “ruin what we have together.” This obviously made me very sad, since I like to fuck a whole lot. I asked my Grandpa for advice because he’s so wise like a great old falcon or something. My Grandpa told me there was only one thing I could do: convince him. SO, I did just that. I put on my black string bikini and called him right up. I said that my shower was broken and I needed him to come on over and help me fix it. LOL! :) He believed me, and drove over to “inspect it.” Hehe :) Little did he know, when my Grandpa let him in and he came upstairs, I would be standing there in my little itty-bitty black bikini waiting for him. It all went perfectly: I pulled down the strings of my top, looked him right in the eye, licked my lips seductively, and told him I needed something else inspected instead. His cock sprang up inside of his pants like a tent, and I just giggled behind my hand. We went at it like two starved animals. I was so happy–Grandpa knows how to fix everything! 

But . . . turns out there was a reason my newest piece of ass didn’t want to BOING me. He has a super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend. By fucking the bejeezus out of him, I had put myself in her line of fire. So who is this chick? Well, she’s a stripper. That’s right. You heard me. The bitch is a bona fide titty marvel. No legitimately! She takes her clothes off for money. I mean, I do it because I love it. I do it because I happen to think sex is the best thing ever. I do it because I was born to be a fuckdoll, and I am damn proud of it. But the super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend? She’s just totally annoying and needy for attention. I have been running away from her and trying to avoid her for weeks now. It’s like she can smell the scent of his cock on me or something. She’s vicious like an animal–she even poured out my entire bottle of shampoo and replaced it with Nair hair remover. Fingers crossed she will get bored harassing me and focus on her dance routines (COUGH slut-fest shows COUGH) :D But I promise I will keep you guys updated!

What is on your mind?

I know you are sitting there contemplating if you should call me or not. You have so many dirty thoughts running through that head of yours and you are not sure where to start. Maybe there are thoughts going through your head about fucking your Mom’s talented pussy. Maybe there are thoughts going through your head about fucking a young, tight, little, bald pussy. Whatever thoughts are running through that head of yours, I want to hear about it. It really turns me on to hear you talk about those dirty thoughts of yours and share them with me. I have no limits. The kinkier and dirtier it is, the better it is. I will never judge you and never put you down for what you are feeling and thinking. Come on baby. I am here to listen to all of your wildest fantasies so I can play them out with you. Give me a call so we can experience them together. I am your sex therapist.

Hope to hear from you soon!
 

Fun With My Best Friend’s Son

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I was so surprised when my closest girlfriend stopped by to see me, but the visit isn’t what surprised me. Her request while she was there completely threw me off the couch, but I knew she was dead serious. Her son is 19, muscle bound, and I’ve seen him get out of the pool without a towel to wrap up in. Let me just say – PHEW – this boy is fine, delicious, a perfect specimen for fucking. I couldn’t help but get wet and sloppy thinking about him. She went on to tell me he has a girl who is really working on him and she wants him to lose his virginity to someone who isn’t absolutely evil because his crazy bitch is.

After careful consideration and many hours of masturbation, I decided I had to fuck him. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t do my part in looking out for each other? I headed over to her place that Friday night to see if I could catch him home. His mother wasn’t sure if he made plans or not, so I snuck into his bedroom and hid in the closet until he went to bed. I watched him masturbate for over 2 hours. I wanted – oh no – I NEEDED THAT COCK!!!

I walked over to his bed and sat on the edge as I played with hair and stroked his cock. He wasn’t surprised that I was there at all. In fact, he asked me what took so long; I couldn’t really give a good answer so I moved closer to him taking his cock in my mouth. I gave an incredibly intense yet fast blow job, and he came so hard it made me squeal just a little bit.  I fuck him almost every Thursday and Friday night now.  I am in total heaven! Thank god for friends with hot young fuck-able sons.

Got Milk?

Tonight, baby the pleasure will be all yours and this sensual, young, stripper, MILF will be in control taking your body to heights you’ve never experienced before. I want you to see and soak in everything this nasty, erotic cum slut is going to put you through, and trust me you’ll be begging for it never to end.

I have you lying on your back on my bed, your arms at your sides and you will just listen and obey what your Mistress instructs you to do…you understand, don’t you? The room is darken, a couple of candles illuminating the room but enough light where you can see me in my black latex corset.

You see my big, juicy tits spilling out of it, my black lace thong and black latex thigh high boots. I also have on a black eye mask that makes me look like a very sexy pussy cat and it brings out my full, pouty red glossy lips. I notice immediately that your cock is rock hard already, and I ask you if you are pleased with what you see baby?

You can hardly speak, you just have the most hungry, lust filled look on your face. I tell you tonight your pleasure is all I care about, and I won’t stop until I know you’ve reached ultimate pleasure under my hand…literally. I plan on draining your big, cum filled balls tonight,  I want every last drop of your creamy, warm cum expelled from your thick, pulsating dick because your naughty pussy cat is going to lick it all up.

I plan on milking your aching cock of all it’s delicious cream, and you watch my red lips wrap around your wide mushroom head and feel my hand begin to stroke and slightly twist around your thick shaft. As I’m stroking you, I make sure to squeeze and massage your balls too.

I slowly take my mouth off your cock oozing with pre cum and bring my tongue down to your ass hole and slowly start rimming it. Feel me stroking your cock firmly and a bit faster as I plunge my tongue deep up your ass rubbing the walls inside your hole making your gasp and moan in total pleasure. Mmmm, watching me in my pussy cat mask and blood red lips is so erotic, my full lips wrapped around your dick that I’m taking deeper into my throat and you now feel my two fingers sliding up all the way inside your ass hole.

Pumping my fingers faster and deeper, sucking your cock harder and squeezing your swollen, heavy balls I know it won’t be long now until I take my mouth off your dick and watch as all your sticky, warm milk is shooting out load after load for your naughty, fetish pussy cat. And I plan on lapping up every last creamy drop.

Family fun phone sex with your Sexy Therapist Lynn

Family fun phone sexFamily fun phone sex is an interesting topic because every family has their own way of doing things. I have a neighbor who’s family loves to play together like mine does, but they do things very differently. My family has always played together at any random unscheduled time, but her family is very detailed and structured. I believe they are structured down to the last orgasm of the night. She was telling me that her Mother would serve dessert after dinner in the family room, and everyone had to gather around her Father.The dessert is usually some kind of whipped cream fruit something or another because her Father liked to eat the dessert from each one of them. All the girls would strip down and put the dessert on their pussy, and all the boys would dig in.

When it’s time for the girls to service the guys, well they would dip their cock in some honey and the girls would go to town. I sat there listening to her tell me all this and for some reason I got very hungry, so I went to my fridge and got some strawberries and whipped cream. It was almost instinctual, she grabbed them from me and pulled down my pants. She placed the strawberries and whipped cream between my legs and made me cum harder than I have in a long time. I think I will introduce this wonderful family fun to my family the next time we are together.

My Big Happy Familia!

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My family is feliz all of the time! They grind so close and cup the mujeres’ breasts so nicely. We have full, round, succulent bodies because in the Hispanic culture we believe in submission to men and fulfillment of their sexual needs. Our cheeks are rosy and our eyes are bright . . . we have long dark hair, mostly curly and thick, and we stay young forever! That is because our women have such beautiful dark features and smooth, tanned skin. When I get together with my big happy family, I cannot keep my hands away from my Aunts, cousins, grandmothers, sisters, nieces, and godparents. There are so many of us to choose from, I am just pinching butts and slapping shoulders, twisting nipples affectionately. It is part of our culture to believe in free love and sharing in the family. We are so close and happy together, it makes us want to pleasure each other’s bodies. I find myself constantly orgasming when I have my Grandfather’s cock in my pussy and the soft, warm flesh of my cousin’s pussy lips in my mouth. I cannot tell you how much fun we have at family celebrations! There is so much drinking and brightly colored fabric swaying. The music of our Latin heritage playing, and my hands running all over the skin of the personas in mi familia!

I Luv Cumming Outdoors!

Kinky phone sexI love sex anytime of the year but Spring and Summer times are the best! I love being fucked in a hot tub, pool, outside under the stars at night or in an isolated place on the grass looking up at the trees while my little pussy is being pounded by your rock hard cock! Recently I went to a friends house and he has a huge fountain in his back yard. While sitting on the edge of the fountain I got on my knees in front of him and sucked his cock dry and swallowed every last drop of his hot sweet cum and then we got into the fountain and he sat down in the water, it was only about 2 feet deep. I climbed in and hiked up my shirt and sat facing him as I eased my pussy down on his huge cum filled cock.

Then I gently moved my pussy up and down his cock very slowly as we were giving each other deep kisses and he was pinching my nipples. I got so excited I pumped my pussy faster and faster on his huge rock hard cock. I could feel his cock getting larger as it was filling with cum. My pussy was throbbing and aching. My knees were quivering, he could tell how I was about to explode with cum and he held my hips down on his cock and wouldn’t let me move, he was teasing me and I thought I was going to lose my mind! I wanted to cum so badly. I felt the sweat beading up on my face.

I could see he was getting great pleasure watching me trying to struggle against his strong arms so I could pump my wet throbbing pussy on his cock. He grinned and said, slow down, I am going to make us both have the ultimate orgasm and you will be in heaven, just hang on sweetie. I still struggled against his strength and then all of a sudden he took my hips and pounded my throbbing pussy hard up and down on his cum filled cock until we both exploded with cum. Feeling his hot load shoot deep into my pussy intensified my orgasm and I didn’t think my body would ever stop quivering. I love all the different places you can fuck when the weather is warm! Are you as excited as I am that the weather is just starting to warm up? We have months of hot sex ahead of us!

Aunt phone sex with Toys and your Sex Therapist

Aunt phone sexAunt phone sex can be very interesting when you have nieces and nephews of varying ages. I had all of mine over a few weeks ago for a slumber party, and let me tell you – it got very very interesting when they all branched off into pairs and started exploring my new house. I was in the kitchen when I heard this loud buzzing noise, so I follow the noise and I find them in the hallway huddled up in a little circle laughing and whispering. When I started to talk they all freaked out and ran away, but they dropped the source of the buzzing sound as they scattered. I saw my brand new vibrator on the floor, but I couldn’t help but laugh hysterically.

How could I get mad at them for exploring and being inquisitive? Well, I guess I should have been mad that they rummaged through my drawers, but I just couldn’t seem to get angry. I yelled for everyone to gather in the living room, and when they did I brought out my entire collection of toys and lube. As I explained to them what each item was and how to use it they started to take off their clothes and find out how the toys worked. We spent all day long exploring the treasure chest that was my toy box and each other. It was quite an experience for all of us. I’m sure we will have sleep overs more often.

Surprise Delivery for You!

Kinky phone sexWhen you called last night to let me know your your flight was delayed and you wouldn’t be home until very late and you knew you would be exhausted so you told me you would go straight home to your place and would see me tomorrow. Then you told me you would be taking the next day off and we could get together in the afternoon. I suggested I come to your place for a change and you said that would be great. Then you said you have the key just come on over anytime you want and wake me up around noon. So I arrived at you place right at noon with a nice special delivery for you, me totally naked just like I have seen in so many romantic movies.

Instead of using my key I rang the door bell and when you answered I had already pulled my coat half way off and the second you saw me your eyes got very wide and you grabbed my arm and pulled inside and asked me if I was crazy. I said I have a special delivery for you! The special delivery is me and I am here to pamper you and your huge cock! You took me by the hand and lead the way to your bedroom where we spent the rest of the day in bed. I was in heaven, teasing, sucking and making your huge hard cock and burst with cum and I swallowed every hot little drop.

Then we spent hours just laying there and when one of us had the urge we would fuck again, and again. I had a wonderful day and evening of one orgasm after another until we were both starving. I got up and make us a wonderful dinner and we tried to watch a movie together, but neither of us could get into the movie so we went back to bed with renewed strength and did the same all over again for the rest of the night. I hope you enjoyed your special delivery as much as i did!