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Candy Strippers or Stripers?

kinky phonesex camillaI decided it would be a great idea to teach the little ones a bit about community service. I sat down with them and told them about several things we could do and they all agreed that helping other Nana’s would be fun and something they would like to do. So we all have become Candy Stripers in training. We all agreed the local Nursing Home, where Nana’s and Papa’s are sick and have little to no friends coming to see them would be a great place for us to go. I got us all t-shirts that say “Candy Stripers Do It Better” and we headed out. Of course all my little ones are very loving and affectionate in ways other little ones aren’t because of our family fun and incest ways. When we arrived the staff of the Nursing Home was very pleased to see us and grateful for the help. At first they stayed close to us, monitoring every move we made. But as they got more comfortable with us, they backed off a little and that is when the fun really kicked in. The very first thing that happened was a sweet older man who took a liking to one of my pretty little blonde grand daughters. She spent a lot of time in his room and when I went in to check on her, she was stroking his cock. He had a huge smile on his face and said she was “scratching an itch for him” All I could do was laugh and tell him that she scratches the same kinds of itches for me too. All the sexy senior citizens were enamored with my little ones and I. We will be visiting them often and we will have lots of little secrets from the Nurses with all our new friends. kinky phonesex candy

woMAN With A Plan

The boy I’m chillin’ with these days is convinced that if we have sex, things will go “too fast.” I looked at him right in the eyes like UHHHHHHHHHH. He really believes that sexual penetration (AKA: sticking his ding-dong into my bun warmer) is gonna make the two of us “ruin what we have together.” This obviously made me very sad, since I like to fuck a whole lot. I asked my Grandpa for advice because he’s so wise like a great old falcon or something. My Grandpa told me there was only one thing I could do: convince him. SO, I did just that. I put on my black string bikini and called him right up. I said that my shower was broken and I needed him to come on over and help me fix it. LOL! :) He believed me, and drove over to “inspect it.” Hehe :) Little did he know, when my Grandpa let him in and he came upstairs, I would be standing there in my little itty-bitty black bikini waiting for him. It all went perfectly: I pulled down the strings of my top, looked him right in the eye, licked my lips seductively, and told him I needed something else inspected instead. His cock sprang up inside of his pants like a tent, and I just giggled behind my hand. We went at it like two starved animals. I was so happy–Grandpa knows how to fix everything! 

But . . . turns out there was a reason my newest piece of ass didn’t want to BOING me. He has a super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend. By fucking the bejeezus out of him, I had put myself in her line of fire. So who is this chick? Well, she’s a stripper. That’s right. You heard me. The bitch is a bona fide titty marvel. No legitimately! She takes her clothes off for money. I mean, I do it because I love it. I do it because I happen to think sex is the best thing ever. I do it because I was born to be a fuckdoll, and I am damn proud of it. But the super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend? She’s just totally annoying and needy for attention. I have been running away from her and trying to avoid her for weeks now. It’s like she can smell the scent of his cock on me or something. She’s vicious like an animal–she even poured out my entire bottle of shampoo and replaced it with Nair hair remover. Fingers crossed she will get bored harassing me and focus on her dance routines (COUGH slut-fest shows COUGH) :D But I promise I will keep you guys updated!

Play Mommy For Me

Today my Daddy said that he really misses Mommy and so I should pretend to be her. So I crawled into his big marriage bed and we kissed and touched! Hehe :) I love it when my Daddy lets me put my arms around his big grown man shoulders. I can sit right on his lap so my little butt rubs up against his pee pee stick. I know what’s in there, Daddy! You have a prezzie for me. So I unwrapped it with my little girl hand and I bounced on it like a bouncy bouncy. Weeee! My Daddy told me how good I was and that I should kiss it. Then I went mwah mwah mwah with my little lips all over his dickie weenier. It got bigger and bigger and bigger until finally it exploded like a balloon! So much yummy cream spewed out like a lava volcano. I lapped it all up like lick lick lick and my Daddy made lots of cute sounds that told me he loved it lots.

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Needy For Cock

 

OhmyGod, I haven’t gotten fucked in like two weeks. Legit, I am so horny. The issue with me being so turned on and not being able to get any really came to a HEAD because my Daddy went on a business trip and now I am stuck without him. Since I’ve also just gotten enrolled in summer school because my grades were so bad and I was messing around with guys during class, I am really in a bad mood about all of this. Like, what the hell am I supposed to do? So I did the only thing I could do–ordered a zillion sex toys online. No, I’m not kidding you. I got like a fucking billion vibrators, dildos, and even a butt plug that says “do me now” on it. So fucking kinky. I am just in such a bad mood. Literally. I really need some sex to cheer me up. Maybe I’ll go down the street and knock on Matthew Gordon’s door and ask him if he’d like to cum over and stick his dick in my holes. Preferably my ass, because I have a lot of pent up anxiety that could be released with a really nice ass fucking. Two weeks people. TWO WEEKS. I’d say “kill me now” in mock seriousness, but I really just want you to fuck me instead. Now I’ll just have to touch my cute little pussy here in the parking lot of Starbucks while I wait for my girlfriends to get their lattes. Thank Jesus for iPads seriously. But also, if you’re religious, please pray for me to get laid zippedy-quick. K thanks. Lori

Kinky phone sex Poker Game

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Every Sunday night my Uncle has a poker party.  Normally us women are not allowed downstairs because that’s where the men are.  How old fashioned is that? This morning after church he asked me if I could come over and help my Aunt make food as the person who usually does it won’t be there.  I said sure.  Then he added, “Don’t wear those clothes that you usually wear, wear something decent.” WHAT?!?!  I’ll wear what I want, I’m not some little girl for fuck sake.  Yeah I’m young, but I’m not like in diapers or anything.

Kinky phone sexAs soon as I walked in their door my Aunt made the sign of the cross and looked up to Heaven.  She told me, “If your Uncle sees you in that, he will hit the roof!”  Too bad.  I don’t care.  I am giving up my Sunday to help make food to feed old fat men, don’t tell me that I can’t dress how I want.  The door opened up and his three buddies walked in.  I smiled super sweetly and welcomed them.  My Aunt kept trying to push me behind her.  The guys were all smiles and trying to say hello to me, but Auntie rushed them downstairs.

We were making the food when we heard heavy footsteps on the basement steps, and they were going fast.  My Uncle flew open the door, and started to yell at me.  I just kept making potato salad and nodding my head.  I promised him that I would change before I bought the food down.  I crossed my heart.  He calmed down and said thank you.  Then he gave me a hug and told me I was too pretty to dress like this.  I gave him a kiss on the cheek and he went back down stairs.

My Aunt told me that I could take the food down anytime that she had to go back to church because she had to play piano for the evening service.  I pulled out some jeans and a regular sized shirt from my bag and told her as soon as I changed I would take the food down to them and then clean up and go home.  She gave me a hug, and called me a good girl.  After she left, I stuffed that crap back into my bag and took off my shorts and panties.  I pulled up my shirt and tucked it around my bra so that you could see my sweet little tits clear as day.

I took the food down and all hell broke loose.  My Uncle was so fucking mad, the guys just looked at me.  One of them even grabbed my ass, I wiggled it for him.  That’s when my Uncle went off.  I dropped the tray of food and he chased me upstairs.  I stopped to stoop down to blow them a kiss when I felt my Uncle’s hand slap my bare ass really hard.  I’m pretty sure it was the best poker night those old dudes ever had, I knew it was my best one ever.

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Play Ball!

kinky-phonesex passion2Even though I am a chubby fuck whore I am also pretty athletic. I played softball in high school as well as tennis. My love for sports increased even more as I got older since the little ones look so cute in their uniforms. I signed up to be a coach for the little league softball team. My girls are awesome! The only issue is usually they aren’t motivated unless there is some type of fucking prize. When we first started, hated that they didn’t have a genuine love for the sport. The only way I could bribe these little brats was with something they haven’t had before…. Sex. I promised the girls if they won we could have a secret sex party at Coach Passion’s house. Their eyes widened and one of the most defiant girls on the team tried to threaten me with, “I’m gonna tell my dad!” I quickly replied ,” I’m fucking your dad you little bitch now go win my fucking trophy” and shut that little bitch up. In the end my girlies won the game and it was time for play time. They got to my house and were very nervous. I disrobed and showed them my full breast and shaved pussy. Their eyes widened for they’ve never seen something like this before. Soon there was a room full of naked under aged girls with bald cunnies and tight asses. I invited my best outfielder to come touch one. She slowly approached me and grabbed a hold of one as I began to rub her smooth twat. She began to shiver and let out little moans that made my pussy soak. She began running her tongue on my big chocolate nipples and fingering me as well. She was such a good little virgin and I wanted to really make her body shake. I told all the girls to pair up and experiment! They wasted no time grouping up and trying what they just saw. As for me and my little outfielder, I ate her untouched twat until she melted all over me. One by one the team came to me to experiment with bodies in ways they never felt before. Even the little bitch that tried to threaten me ended up licking my pussy as an apology for being so stubborn. Needless to say my girls won the rest of the games for the season and we had a blast after each one!

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Sweet Sounds Of Summer

kinky phonesex camillaSummer is my favorite time of the year. The little ones all come home to Nana, young and old. The house is filled with the sounds of little feet running about accompanied by lots of giggles. It always smells like home made cookies and good food. The older ones take vacation and always stop by, even if it is just for a day or a few hours for some of Nana’s special love. I love it when they bring their new families and share with me. And the younger ones never want to leave. It is a variable rotating door with lots of bald pussies, and bouncing cocks. Hot sweaty bodies playing naked outside in the pool or sprinkler. Nap time being our favorite when we all curl up in my big bed, naked and happy, playing till we all fall asleep exhausted. Knowing when we wake up the fun will start all over again. And Nana doesn’t leave anyone out. Everyone gets all the love and attention I have to give. In return my pussy stays wet and happy and I dread the day they all have to return to school and jobs that tie them down for another long year. Oh how I love the sweet sounds of summer around here!kinky phonesex specials

After School

kinky phonesex camillaI have a few little ones that are full of piss and vinegar. They always seem to be into something. It is generally harmless but still mischievous. This week was no exception. One of my little ones had an assignment in class where they had to stand up in front of the class and tell what they wanted to be when they grew up. What type of training and education the occupation would require and so on. Well my little one stood up and said she wanted to be a porn star. Needless to say this did not bode well with the teacher at all. I got the weekly phone call that she had been given detention and I needed to come pick her up after detention was over. Hanging up the phone I was so amused and horny imagining her standing up in front of the class giving her speech. After a healthy finger fucking I got dressed to go pick her up. I arrived a bit early only to find her with the detention teacher (a hot young thing) explaining in great detail her plans to become a porn star and all the practice she would need to achieve her goal. His cock raging hot and her mouth covering it as she got some practice in. I have a feeling she will be receiving a lot more detention in the future.kinky phonesex specials

Pussy Licking Good Time

Kinky Phone SexMy best friend Cindy came over last night and we made some drinks and took a late night dip in the pool. Cindy and I talk about everything. She always wants to talk about how her boyfriend just doesn’t hit the right spot she needs to cum. We started talking about the way guys just want to get off and be done not even caring if we cum. I told her I bet I could make her cum harder than any guy she had ever been with! I knew she didn’t think I was being serious, so I went up to her in the pool and pulled the strings on her top so her titties would be out in the cold water.

I started rubbing them, kissing them and sucking them. With each tug of her nipples she moaned louder and louder. I knew I had her. I let my fingers go down to her pussy and started playing with her clit. She really liked that. I pushed her up against the steps of the pool and had her sit on the top step and lay back. I tugged on her hips to pull them toward me. I knew what would make her cum. I pushed her bikini bottoms to the side and slid my middle finger into her shaved tight wet pussy and started to finger fuck her. I kissed her inner thighs as I worked my way to her clit and licked around it. I started to flick and suck her clit while fingering her.

I wanted to taste her pussy so I pulled my finger out and stuck my face in-between her legs and fucked her with my tongue. I went from her ass to her slit and back to her plunging my tongue into her pussy. I told her to cum all over my face as I sucked and sucked her tight pink pussy. She couldn’t hold back any more and screamed as she came hard all over my face. She grabbed me and started kissing and sucking off her cum. That made me want more of her. I pushed her back down and started to eat her wet pussy all over again.

The Hairbrush Jam

 

Sometimes I get so turned on, I can’t resist finger fucking myself. Usually I do it on all fours like a doggy. I spank my own ass with one hand and then pause to start slapping those firm cheeks until they turn bright red. So hot and kinky!  I even use the handle of my hairbrush like a dildo when I need a harder, deeper pounding. Last night I got so carried away with my masturbation session, I totally forgot I was supposed to meet my friend Trish for a late night workout. She’s Miss Bay Area California 2014, and OHMYGOD, it was so embarrassing when she rang the doorbell. I immediately pulled down my tight, short little jean skirt to cover my g-string thong. Then I wiped my cum-covered fingers on the back of my skirt and panicked. She kept knocking harder and harder, so eventually I had to get up to let her inside. Here’s the thing: she was wearing her pageant sash and crown! Apparently she thought it’d be a good idea to go get some Lululemon yoga pants before we hit the gym.

That store released a bunch of black see-through exercise pants last year (when chicks bent over for the triangle pose, you could totally see their entire ass through the material). Trish thought she could get an even better discount from the local Lululemon if she wore her pageant outfit. That’s because they’re always giving deals to royalty so they’ll shop there more often and be seen with the bags from the store. HOLY FUCK, Trish walked right past me, picked up the hairbrush I was using to fuck myself with, and raised an eyebrow at me knowingly. It was so humiliating. Thick white gobs of cum dripped off the handle, and I just wanted to crawl under a rock and hide in shame. But then Trish did something unexpected . . . she raised the hairbrush to her mouth, opened wide, and deep throated the entire handle, sucking all of my cum off, and licking her lips in satisfaction. It made me so fucking turned on all over again. Now THAT’S why we’re best friends.