Don’t Put Your Eggs In One Basket

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Don’t put your eggs in one basket. That’s the lesson here. Know what it means? Have multiple boyfriends :) I figured since it was Spring and finally warming up, I’d be a nice person and share that wise little sentiment with the world. I’m really a very generous person for educating the masses on proper relationship habits. The biggest and most important detail here is to remember NOT to tell each boyfriend about each other. I mean, that’s the last thing you want! If they’re running around thinking that you’re not being monogamous to them, they’re a lot less likely to do stuff for you. That’s why I’ve got such a good attitude. :) The more the merrier, in my book! I have my Daddy on one shoulder, my teacher on another, and a whole slew of fine-looking school boys in between. Now that’s what I call an assortment of flavors. Just in time for Easter Monday, too. Because I’ve risen above the foolishness of monogamy just like Jesus did! I mean, people fooled around openly in his day, right? Amen! :)

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