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Grandma’s Hypothermia Cure

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Asking a nice neighbor boy to shovel my walk seemed like a good thing. He was a big strong teen and I was a widow needing some help. I knew his parents well so I expected that they wouldn’t mind if I invited him in for cocoa afterward. You should never assume that a kindly widow isn’t a perv though when it comes to your teen.
The poor boy was red faced and soaking wet. I guess the blizzard had dumped way more snow than I realized. He looked hypothermic and it scared me. I pulled off his wet shirt, socks, and boots, running for towels to dry him, and putting the kettle on to boil. He was mumbling incoherently and I knew he needed to be heated up fast. Pulling off his damp jeans, I dropped my own clothes and crawled up on the couch with him. I pressed my large tits to his chest and began to rub his thighs. He was soo cold and I surely didn’t want to call his parents. I took his icy hands and placed them to my tits and wrapped my thighs around him. Slowly, he came around, looking confused. “You almost froze to death, sweetie. I’m trying to get you warm.” I knew it was working because I felt something poke at me under the covers. His teen penis had certainly unthawed and was heading somewhere much warmer. Hey, who was I to refuse as he slid into my furry bush? I used my popsicle boy for a human dildo as I humped his erect cock. He was nicely endowed and filled my pussy up just right. I felt his fingers slide to my nipples and grip them as his boy cock shuddered out a load inside of me. By now, my old pussy was pouring out the honey. I got up to make him some cocoa and found him awake on the couch when I got back.
“Hey, did something happen between us?” he asked, looking more confused. “What do you mean, babe?” I asked innocently. Maybe you were hallucinating. Hypothermia can make you do that. Here’s your cocoa.” I smiled to myself wondering what he would think when he smelled my pussy on his cock later. I bet he jerks off ten times when he does figure out the truth.
I handed him $100 before he left. “Ma’am, that’s way too much.” he said with big blue eyes. “No sweetheart, that’s yours. You helped me more than you know. If we get more snow tonight, I’ll be needing you again tomorrow. Oh yes, sweet boy, and you’ll be needing me, too.

Oopsies, I did it again!

cougar phone sexOopsies, I did it again! I didn’t even make it a whole fucking month before I broke my new years resolution. I resolved to not fuck that sexy ass teen next door, because his parents totally saw me checking him out and they know that I am a whore for young dick, and they even specifically asked me NOT to fuck him but… damn, he was just too damn fine, too damn young, and too damn sexy! I needed that young, smooth and untouched dick. And you know what? This sexy teen had no objections either! He was more than happy to take a ride on the Mommy train! If you know what I mean. This boy was more than turned on, looks like he thought I was pretty fine too! I thought he really needed to learn what it felt like to have these mommy lips wrapped around his cock, he about came right then! But I wasn’t done with him just yet…I say fuck new years resolutions and just fuck the teen next door instead!

You’ll love grandma phone sex with me

grandma phone sexI’m not just that hot older lady that you know can take care of your cock as you deserve. I know that what I can do revolves around literally all you ever wanted and desired. I know that I can show you things that will blow your mind and your load…but it’s all because you wanted a woman with experience, a hot woman like myself. I know how to please anyone who cums my way, I’ll see right into you and know what turns you on most and give it to you and that much more. There is no resisting me, and you know you’ll be back for more once I work your cock real good. Age, and experience sure do go hand in hand… I know you will soon see that is as true as it gets when I am working your cock like no one else ever has! Nothing quite like being a mother, except of course being a grandmother! I don’t have to do any disciplining with the wee ones, nope that is their mommy and daddy’s job! I just get to have lots and lots of fun with them! They love my house, do you know why? Well you’ll have to call to found out exactly why I give the best grandma sex out there…

We made cookies for Santa

gilf phone sexOh what fun I had with my little grandbrats the other day. We were making cookies for Santa! As we all very well know he will be coming around soon so the little ones wanted to make sure there was plenty of cookies of him. We were in the kitchen all day, making a huge mess! I didn’t mind, I knew a nice bubble bath with the little ones would follow afterwards. We are a very dirty family to say the least. Once the cookies were done baking and on the cooling racks it was time to get this little grandbrats of mine all cleaned up. Grammy likes her babies clean and happy, and they always love a good bubble bath. I watched them play in it, their little bodies shiny with soap and water. I just wanted to touch them so bad, but that would have to wait till after supper. A night time routine at grandma’s house… I just wish I had a man to share this with.

It is almost Christmas!

grandma phone sexOh yay! Do you know that there is only 11 days till Christmas? Only 11 days I have to wait, but I lucky for me Christmas break won’t be over till next year so the little ones are staying put with me the whole time. They love grandma’s house and they know good and well I am going to make sure they have the best Christmas yet! There will be more than enough treats and toys from Grandma, maybe not the same kind of things the other little ones are getting, but these lil sweeties need to make sure they have the kind of toys grandma likes to play with too! Even the really really young one…it’s best to start of early and nice and fresh if you know what I mean. I am talking candy lube and pretty color dildos to activate those little brains and keep grammy happy with all the playing I will be doing for these munchkins. When they wake up first thing Christmas morning I will have their toys ready to be opened to get the playing started I am so excited to see their little faces as I shove something deep into that lil cunny. Mmm, yes Christmas is almost here!

Text and Edgeplay with Mommy

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I felt you spasm inside of me and I knew that I had won. Being able to hold back an orgasm is a great thing when it comes to sex. Every girl needs a good hard pussy pounding and a mind blowing orgasm. Not one wants a poke n squirt. I’ve been working on your cock control for the past few weeks. You were a minute man whose cock lasted a few strokes before you were panting and blowing that load. Totally useless to me, I must admit, but you were young and willing to try. I decided to start you on a regime of cock control, erotic hypnosis, and edging. I start with a long slow blowjob, taking you into my mouth and teasing you, swirling my tongue around that fat head, licking your nuts as I stroked you with my hand. Every time I felt those balls draw up tight, I stopped. We started with 10 minutes of edgeplay and had worked up to 30. I was so proud of my son.
Yes, my son, my very own fucktoy since he was a boy. Mommy thought it was cute when he was young, the way he couldn’t control himself when he touched my pussy. He’d poke his young cock into my pussy or between my tits and almost immediately blow his load. If you are experiencing this same problem and you need a kind mommy to help you become a man, then give me a call.

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We’re ready for Santa!

gilf phone sexI am loving this time of year, the little ones are expecting the good old Saint Nicholas to come out and give them presents, so I am most certainly having a fun time as Grammy playing along and getting ready for Santa! I am sure Santa will be coming to tell me that this year I made it onto the naughty list, without a doubt. I know I sure have been a ho ho ho, but most of all I’ve been oh so naughty, and extra fucking dirty with my girls, my little ones. Teaching them that Santa still does cum over and give all  types of presents for the year, the best one of all is Santa’s big pole he has in his pants. I love when he comes over and shows them that making the naughty list is good! Grammy loves to help them be oh so naughty, bad little babes they sure are! They love all the white stuff that comes from Santa’s pole, I tell them if they want to be extra good, they gotta lick it all up! Normally at this point all Grammy can hear is the slurping of some very excited little ones!
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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Happy Native American Heritage Month

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Let’s play Granny and the Indian Chief. Being of Cherokee blood myself, I can joke about Indians without disrespect. I have this fantasy about you as an Indian warrior. Young, strong, virile. Able to capture the heart and ravage the pussy of any maiden you choose. Indian braves didn’t have to date a woman. They were beasts who took their lust out on the nearest outlet, be it a young girl or an elderly woman. You enjoyed the right to sow your seed deep in an unwilling vagina, impregnating her with your sperm.
When I was captured as a young woman, no Indian man had ever seen tits like mine. They were seen as mystical objects of Indian folklore. This gave me special priviledges of my own. Even as a grandmother, no man would turn me away if I beckoned. He believed that I had the ability to steal his essence.
You were one of my braves. I crawled into your teepee that night, as you clenched your eyes shut. I reached under your loincloth, feeling your tomahawk hardening. You gasped as my mouth came down on your warstick, engulfing it, pulling it into my hot mouth. I bobbed on it, licking your balls, as you moaned in pleasure and in fear. It only took minutes until you were pouring your man juice deep in my throat, making my own pussy gush. I leaned over you and whispered in your ear. “Later. I shall ride you like a stallion.” I took your finger and pushed it deep in my sloppy old pussy, and then to your mouth, making you taste me. I felt you shudder beneath me as your cock began to rise again. I howled at the moon with the power I knew I had. It was time to move on to another teepee.

Grandma phone sex is on twitter too!

grandma phone sexAt my age writing these blogs is hard enough, but I do it because it brings me tons of grandma phone sex. These young studs read my blogs and have no choice but to call me and get their dick wet! Ha, well when one of these sweet young ones told I could find even more smooth cock and full balls on twitter. That being said, I’ve been working hard on being the Grandma on twitter. It’s not easy but I sure do find tons of young willing cock there! It’s worth the work of figuring out the ways of social media… for a chance to drain yet another pair of sweet tight balls into my mouth or cunt. Oh yeah, this grandma would do anything! That fresh skin, just at drinking age for me is how I like it! They still don’t exactly know how to handle their cock so I get to give them the best lesson in town. They can practice on me as much as they want, and I am sure to practice on them. No one sucks that young fresh cock like I do!!!

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