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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Happy Native American Heritage Month

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Let’s play Granny and the Indian Chief. Being of Cherokee blood myself, I can joke about Indians without disrespect. I have this fantasy about you as an Indian warrior. Young, strong, virile. Able to capture the heart and ravage the pussy of any maiden you choose. Indian braves didn’t have to date a woman. They were beasts who took their lust out on the nearest outlet, be it a young girl or an elderly woman. You enjoyed the right to sow your seed deep in an unwilling vagina, impregnating her with your sperm.
When I was captured as a young woman, no Indian man had ever seen tits like mine. They were seen as mystical objects of Indian folklore. This gave me special priviledges of my own. Even as a grandmother, no man would turn me away if I beckoned. He believed that I had the ability to steal his essence.
You were one of my braves. I crawled into your teepee that night, as you clenched your eyes shut. I reached under your loincloth, feeling your tomahawk hardening. You gasped as my mouth came down on your warstick, engulfing it, pulling it into my hot mouth. I bobbed on it, licking your balls, as you moaned in pleasure and in fear. It only took minutes until you were pouring your man juice deep in my throat, making my own pussy gush. I leaned over you and whispered in your ear. “Later. I shall ride you like a stallion.” I took your finger and pushed it deep in my sloppy old pussy, and then to your mouth, making you taste me. I felt you shudder beneath me as your cock began to rise again. I howled at the moon with the power I knew I had. It was time to move on to another teepee.

Grandma phone sex is on twitter too!

grandma phone sexAt my age writing these blogs is hard enough, but I do it because it brings me tons of grandma phone sex. These young studs read my blogs and have no choice but to call me and get their dick wet! Ha, well when one of these sweet young ones told I could find even more smooth cock and full balls on twitter. That being said, I’ve been working hard on being the Grandma on twitter. It’s not easy but I sure do find tons of young willing cock there! It’s worth the work of figuring out the ways of social media… for a chance to drain yet another pair of sweet tight balls into my mouth or cunt. Oh yeah, this grandma would do anything! That fresh skin, just at drinking age for me is how I like it! They still don’t exactly know how to handle their cock so I get to give them the best lesson in town. They can practice on me as much as they want, and I am sure to practice on them. No one sucks that young fresh cock like I do!!!

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Dirty Daddy in Uniform for Canadian Remembrance Day

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Don’t worry Canadian soldiers. You aren’t forgotten. This hot granny just loves her Canadian men. My late husband was a Canadian military man who fought in WWII. I’m hoping to hear from some hot boys in uniform today.
Let me share my story with you. My husband was a much older man who married me when I was just a brat. He liked that young pussy and big tits. He was intent on breeding me the first time he got into my virgin panties. He had this really huge horsecock. I mean, I thought he’d split me in half when he first shoved it inside of my girlie cunny. I screamed out, “Daddy, you’re hurting me.” but that just made him fill me with a gushing, impregnating load of sperm. As a teen bride with young ones, I got bored. I would never cheat on him but I was so horny. I started teaching my own spawn to please Mommy. As I got older, Daddy found out and together we shared them. Young cock for me. Cunny for him. They were some horny young ones, born and bred to fuck. It was a family affair. After his death, I continued the tradition, raising a whole crew of little fuckers. Wouldn’t you love to come share with me? My experienced little whores will please you in every way. You can share your own Mommy fantasies and desires with me. I never judge. Come make Mommy rub her pussy as we explore your secret cravings for the perverted and forbidden.
I invite you sexy Canadians to come play the American phone sex way..where mommies are whores with big tits and her brats are willing to serve in every way.

Sexy Granny Samantha Loves Fall Play Dates

Sexy grannyAs a sexy granny, I enjoy the Fall season. Sure, it’s cooler out and the grand angels cannot swim naked in the pool giving this dirty granny some flick her bean material. However, the cooler weather combined with less daylight, means hot tub time. I had a special “date” with my young teen grandson yesterday. He is learning how to drive, so we began our time with a drive in the country. It was a lovely Indian Summer day. We practiced distraction driving. I jacked his young cock while he drove to test his ability to stay focused on the road. I was so proud of him. He kept an erection while keeping his eyes on the road. A few more years, he will be able to steer with his hard on. Lucky me!

Then, we enjoyed the new Bond film. We were like a horny teen couple groping each other in the back of the theater. He fingered my pussy while I stroked his dick for almost three hours. I lost count of how many times he made me cum with his strong fingers. In a dark crowded theater, no one paid us a bit of attention. We ended the night in the hot tub, fucking and watching “The Walking Dead.” His young throbbing hairless cock pounded my pussy as we watched Rick Grimes and his crew fight off an army of the undead. It is my grandson’s favorite television show, so of course I am happy to share him with zombies.

Fall just means I have dates with my grand angels and my own offspring indoors. I can find lots of creative sexy fun for us inside. Soon it will be cool enough to fuck by the fire. I can’t wait! How do you want to spend your time at grandma’s house?

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Grandma phone sex is the best!

grandma phone sexNothing is better than playing with my grandbrats. Grandma phone sex is the best! Especially when the little ones like to dress up and try on all types of different clothes. I always take advantage of this time, using it for photo shoots and using it to put on all the clothes I’ve been waiting to see on these lil brats. Clothes that make those little bodies that much sexier, it even turns these naughty lil brats on wearing these clothes – I can tell they want granny to play with them, to bring some friends over to play with them…something even more fun than dress up. I call a few friends, they love to get their cocks wet by young bald pussy, they love nothing more than having their cock sucked by my budding cocksuckers. And my lil grandbrats… well they eat this shit up too. They love to please, good subby whores that want to do nothing but make me happy and if that’s the case then we are going to have a good time cuz I’ll have them do anything and everything. This is a no limits night!

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best Incest Sex!

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is for you men who appreciate women over 40. And for us women who like boys under a certain age! I have 7 grand angels. Varying ages from baby to teens, both genders, who all love to put a smile on granny’s face. This past week was fall break, so I didn’t have to share them with the public school system. We have a new grand baby in the family that the boys are starting to ask about. They wanna know when they can play with her. In the past, I have let my brats and grand brats tell me when they were ready for incest sex. Signs are peaking in on me peeing or in the shower. Stealing my soiled panties. Masturbating in front of me. Leaving jizz bombs on my sheets or clothes.

incest sex grannyEveryone seems to want to play with the newest addition, so I think I need to rethink my policy of when to start the family fucking. I let the boys jack off in her bottle this morning and fed her several ounces of liquid boy protein. She even burped a cum bubble. The boys giggled that she had sperm breath. I went to the bathroom for a second, came back and found the boys jacking off directly in her mouth this time. She wasn’t crying though. She was cooing like it was her favorite beverage in the world. Yeah, I think she is telling me she is ready to play. What do you think?

I’m young at heart

gilf phone sexI know what you’re thinking, you think I look too young to be a grandma, and in most cases you are probably right, but my family is full of little sluts getting knocked up all the time, (even me when I was a bit younger, apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree) and those little sluts made my hot ass a grandma already! But it is okay, because grandma still has more game than anyone I know, and I can still please any man, woman, hell even a tranny, like there is no tomorrow!  All of my brats know that, because I taught them well, and they know that there is no teacher like me. That is why just like any family all the little ones get dumped off at my house, my brats want their brats to learn how to do things right. I cannot blame them either. Now what I teach in my house is different from any other. The little ones all get very close with each other and learn a lot, there are many ways to learn things, so I do my best to use them all. For the brats that have to watch before they do, I use porn role play, no boring tv shows around here! They sit there and watch the porn and then have to do it exactly how they saw, or they have to start over. For the brats that have to be told what to do I have to spend more time with. I have to coach them on how the right way and wrong way to lick, flick, and suck on a clit is. They should really be teaching this stuff in school. My favorites of the brats are the ones that just get in there and do it. But we all know practice makes perfect.

Wanna play?

grandma phone sex“Grammy Grammy won’t you help me get into my bathing suit?!” all the little ones swarm around me. I smile at the familiar warm feeling I always get down below when it’s time to undress the little angels. Wow, I thought Mommy was fun – being a grandma is even better. I get to spoil them rotten with lots of kisses and teach them everything they need to know. And they love coming to my house! We have a beautiful pool so we all undress together and I help them put on their tiny swim suits. Other times though, we like to let the little angels skinny dip! They really love that… me too. Easy access is the best. They love to please me, make grandma proud. They know that when granny is happiest she goes out and buys all sorts of toys and makes the yummiest cookies! I think that’s why they’ve been trying so hard lately; those little brats must be up to something . I’m going to have to make them work extra hard for it. Make those little shits please my cunt like never before. I try to be nice and gentle with them, but I am impatient and don’t always care for when they want to act shy and reluctant. I know their young bald pussies and tiny lil cocks love it. Their excitement is literally impossible to hide from me. They both take cock like they’ve been doing this for years so it’s clear they’re ready to be grammy’s lil whores and of course be shared amongst my friends. Are you one of my friends? Here and ready to go to the pool? We’ve got to put their tiny little bathing suits on…I’m going to need some help with that…I’m sure it will be no problem.

Grandma Phone Sex Whore Still has Big Lactating Tits

grandma phone sexThis grandma phone sex whore has a new mouth to feed!. Confession I may be passed my prime in the brat bearing department, but I know a thing or two about being a wet nurse. I have managed to keep these big natural titties filled with milk for decades. Just because I can’t birth no baby, doesn’t mean I can’t feed one. My sons have helped me keep big lactating tits by feeding on them. They love sucking mommy’s milk filled breasts. And I love squirting my mother’s milk right into their greedy mouths too. Bet you would like a taste now, wouldn’t you! With me playing nurse maid for my granddaughter, my daughter can get some sleep at night, while I feed the new mouth in the family. This is win win. She can rest up or get fucked by one of her brothers and I have some special bonding time with my newest grand angel. Have you ever tasted baby girl pussy? It is like cotton candy. So sweet. I’m grooming this one to be grandma’s special angel. She is already a natural at sucking! Want to help me groom her?