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Make It Grow

grandma phone sex camillaWhen they were younger we had an inflatable blue elephant whose trunk was a ruler. It was Nana’s favorite game to bring out the elephant every tie they visited and measure that wienie soft and hard. Most people measure height on the wall, We had our own measurement and had them marked on the counter.

It was the first thing they would do when they came over was to ask for me to bring out the elephant. Needless to say after time the plastic inflatable elephant acquired so many holes that he couldn’t measure any thing. grandma phonesex ruler

It was a sad day when he was retried and a tradition was lost on the way side.

Imagine my surprise when I was shopping at a thrift store and found a stuffed elephant whose trunk was a measuring tape. Images from the past flooded through my head and my pussy got so wet that I had to go to the ladies room and masturbate on a public toilet.

I went right back and purchased him, so excited that this was the rebirth of a tradition with a new generation of little wienies.

I just knew that the little ones were going to be happy to be able to re start the markings on the counter. They asked about it often and were disjointed that we didn’t do it any more.

I think that when we start again we will use the other side of that counter and we will start new. I wonder who the first mark will be on the counter, We may have to draw straws. grandma phone sex facebookgrandma phonesex twitter

Grandma Phone Sex with Samantha

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I have several grand angels of various ages. Some I am playing with already, others I am grooming and a few I am just observing and enjoying the show. Nature will take its course. I got all worked up at that nudist beach and had to come home and play with myself for while. My pussy just gets so wet thinking of the wee ones.  My oldest grand angel is such a stud already. And my youngest I think is a porn star in the making. She loves to strut around naked, shaking her little bubble butt all around.  When she does wear clothes, usually  little tight shorts that hug her cute little hiney and show  off her pudgy little belly. When we are at the mall together, I know what some men are thinking when they look at her. Same thing I am when I see those cute little tight bodies.

grandma phone sex incest family funI often wonder if there are other like minded folks out there like me. Then my phone rings, and I know there are lots of men and women who share my desire for innocence; for sweet little cunnies and dickies. If you are reading this and are aroused, you are not alone. I would love to talk with you, share stories and experiences, validate each other’s naughty desires… Maybe you would enjoy instructing me how to raise my grand angels? You know, live vicariously through my p mommy and granny lifestyle.

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Grandma Phone Sex with Samantha: Brats for Rent

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My oldest grandson is already his grandma’s little sex slave. He eats candy out of my pussy. He licks granny’s ass. He jacks his hard hairless cock until it explodes  boy batter all over my huge boobs. He even puts his legs in the air and lets me enjoy his backdoor with my strap-on. Sometimes we play together with my son or his mommy or other p friends of mine. He has such a beautiful cock and balls, and a tight little ass. It would be selfish of me not to share. Trust me, you would enjoy him or any of my grand angels. See they love to please their grandma, which means, they want to please you too!

So whether you crave tight, innocent holes for yourself, or just like to watch innocence be violated, or whether you have real experiences you need to share or just sexy musings in your head you want to fantasize about, I can assist. I am part of a big family fun outfit and my little ones are here for both yours and mines pleasure.

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Grandma Phone Sex with Samantha: The Ultimate Compliment

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My daughter called me this morning to talk about what she discovered in my grandson’s room. She heard some moaning and assumed he was masturbating. He is at that wonderful age where  his cock is his best friend. My daughter, like me, enjoys watching him stroke his young pecker. But, what she saw, was a proud grandma moment. He was fucking. Not a girl mind you; not even himself; but a blow up granny doll. He had gone out bought himself a GILF blow up doll with his allowance money and he was fucking that doll fast and furiously according to my daughter. That is the ultimate compliment. She said it was wicked hot to watch her son, fucking  a doll designed to make him feel like he was fucking his grandma, her mother. She said he was even moaning my name. She went into offer him her pussy, but get this, he wanted his granny’s pussy. He wanted to dump his young load in that doll that reminded him of me. She said the doll even had three holes and he fucked all of them, How hot is that? My grandson wants to pound his grandma’s ass and pussy. and get his dick sucked by me

My grandson apparently misses his granny. I know a few years ago, every young boy wanted a MILF. Not anymore. GILFS are the new MILFS. My grandson didn’t have his hard young dick in a MILF doll, but one that reminded him of his sexy mature grandma. I have started grooming him for granny fucking too. He has been eating candy outta my cunt for months and playing with my big old boobs. But knowing he is fucking a granny doll, means he is ready for the real thing!!! I fucked all my sons, and I play with my grand angels, but I have not yet fucked my middle grandson. That is about all to change. He is clearly begging to be in granny’s cunt. Grandma sex is hot. We have experience and no inhibitions, and we are great, patient teachers. I have already taught my grandson to eat pussy, lick ass, jack his young dick and play with big bouncing boobs. Now, it is time to teach him how to slide his young throbbing cock inside granny’s pink tight cunt and bust his nuts in the real thing.

I bet you wish you could fuck your grandma, don’t you?

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Family Fun Phone Sex with Granny Samantha

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It is a long holiday weekend, and that makes me uber excited. Why? Because my youngest son is here for the weekend to get his rocks off with his mother. Last night we had our hot tub fun. It has been a family tradition since he was knee high. When he arrived, I had the hot tub ready and the wine out to share. At first we just soaked in the hot tub, letting the jet sprays hit our special spots. I came so hard letting that stream pulsate on my pussy like that. It made me even hornier. So, I positioned myself to suck his cock on all fours with my legs spread so the stream hit my pussy some more. He grabbed the back of my head and pushed me down on his shaft. As he shot his first load in his mommy’s mouth, I came harder than I did the first time with that jet stream.

We relaxed for a bit, sipped on wine, and he finger fucked me under the water. A good hard finger bang like he use to do when younger and on the couch naked with me watching a movie. I love to be finger fucked. Hell I love to be fisted. After my third cum, he was hard again and wanting badly to be in his mommy’s wet cunt again. I bent over edge of the tub and he slammed his young hard dick up my pink cunt. He fucked me long and hard, slapping my ass and reaching around to play with my big titties that were swinging back and forth. He loves holding on to my boobs as he thrusts in and out of me. My son shot a huge load inside my cunt. He was spent for the moment, but not me. I turned around, sat on the edge of the tub and summoned one of the grand angels over to lick out granny’s  cream pie. Those young sweet tongues up my snatch always feel good. And they just love granny’s special sauce.

It’s gonna be a long hot family fun fuck fest. If you are lucky, I will share the wicked hot details with you.

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Training Time

grandma phonesex camillaI love it when my son comes for a visit but when he brings his daughter it is even better. My son has been working with her lately on the art of sucking cock. He doesn’t have a woman around to teach her the little nuances of  a good blow job so he brought her over for Nana to help out. As soon as he told me what he wanted the tingling between my legs turned into sweet, musky wetness. Rubbing my hard nipples I set to work getting everything ready that we would need for our lesson. There is more to sucking dick then just sticking it in your mouth after all and I know just how my son likes his blow jobs. I will show her first, going slow and explaining everything step by step. Then I will have her join me and we will suck and lick his cock, balls and ass together, our tongues touching while we work his dick into a frenzy. We will make him cum together and lick all his thick jizz off his dick together. Once he has rested a little I will watch her and see how well she has learned her lesson. When his dick is nice and hard with pre-cum oozing out of the tip we will take turns ridding it, I am going to teach her how to ride him reverse cowgirl, while fucking his tight ass with her finger. Just before he cums I will use my tongue on her clit, moving down to his taint and then to his ass, finally sticking it deep inside him so he explodes deep inside her and I can lick it all up as it drips down his balls to my waiting mouth. Incest family fun is our specialty. grandma phonesex fuck

Brother / Sister Phone Sex with Samantha: Wanna Play Doctor?

brother / sister phone sex incest big titsWhen I was growing up, my brother and I shared a bedroom as we were poor. My brother was socially awkward, but horny with a nice cock. Once he started jacking off in front of me, we started playing all sorts of role play games.  Doctor and patient or nurse and patient were very common. My brother could fuck me hard and long, and fill me up with cum, but he needed a fantasy context to do it in. We even had a stethoscope, blood pressure cuff, rectal thermometers, tongue depressors and I had a little naughty nurse outfit I got at a Spencer’s in the mall. So for awhile our playing doctor was pretty basic. I’d listen to his cock throb with the stethoscope, he’d listen to my clit pulsate. We would put the blood pressure cuff on one of my tits and watch it squeeze it into a torpedo; put it on his cock and watch it act like a cock ring. We’d explore each others holes with tongues, fingers and depressors and take each others temperature rectally.

One day, I was over at a girlfriend’s house and her mom was a midwife. I found her medical bag and it had a speculum inside it. Many actually  all in individual plastic wrapping. I smuggled a few  out for my brother and I to play with during our private games. I was and always will be obsessed with human anatomy. I found some Vaseline in our medicine cabinet at home and swiped it. That night our doctor games got hotter. I told him I wanted him to open up my pussy so he could see inside my cunt.

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We waited till everyone was asleep, then he dipped several fingers in the Vaseline and put them up my cunt. Got it all slippery and then worked the speculum in. I didn’t really know how it worked, but at that age there wasn’t anything I wouldn’t put in my pussy to get off. I spread my legs as far as I could and he cranked it open until it seemed to lock into place. He shined a flashlight in and said it was all pink and moist looking. He put a few fingers in and touched what he could reach.  Then he stood up and started jacking his cock frantically aiming right for my gaping open cunt. I never saw him this hard this quick. He loved being my gyno! He shot a huge load of cum in me. Felt like a jet blast of warm water in my pussy. It was so hot. He then enjoyed looking up my cunt and seeing his jizz decorate my cervix.

We played doctor like that for years. I even let him use it on my ass which he said was even hotter. My brother popped my anal cherry and turned me into the anal queen I am today with that speculum. Feeling him slide it in my ass and gently crank it open so he could get a finger or more in there was so hot. But not as hot as feeling him insert his dick and cum in my ass. He loved those speculums. Loved seeing and cumming deep in my holes. I just kept stealing them from my friend’s mom. They never seemed to miss them. My brother and I are all grown up now and he may not be the most handsome man around, but I still love fucking him. I think it’s my turn to put a speculum up his ass. Who want’s to play doctor with me next? I give a hot prostate exam!

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Mommy Phone Sex with Samantha: Conjugal Visits with My Son

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When my oldest son was still in school, I got into a little trouble. I was partying hard one night over Labor Day weekend and when I got rowdy at this bar, the cops were called. Some patrons didn’t like me stripping on the bar to Elvis’s Burning Love. Well I got belligerent with the cops and they weren’t up for some oral gratification to forget the whole incident.  When it came out that I had cocaine on me, well the judge threw the book at me. So, I spent some time in prison. My only worry was my boy. How was I to go without my fucking my son?  Yes, I can always masturbate, but fingers just don’t compare to your son’s young hard throbbing cock.

I was the hottest thing in that prison. Even though it sucked, I held my chin up and stuck my boobs out to get the attention of a sympathetic guard. All I had to do was suck on my pretty big tits for a little while, and blow him through the bars, and I could name my price. I explained I needed to see my teen son. He needed his mommy. I asked for a private visit, away from the general population. The guard said, “As in a conjugal visit?” I sucked him off again, letting him cum on my face, and I got my conjugal visit with my son. In fact, the guard seemed intrigued and turned on by our incestuous relationship.

I got to see my son my second day in lock up and boy did my pussy miss him. I had never gone a day since we starting playing together without seeing and feeling his beautiful cock. I was like a junkie, going through withdrawal without his boy batter. They put us in a small, cold, very drab room, but it didn’t matter.  All that mattered was I was going to fuck my son. He was happy to see his momma too; he had a huge bulge in his pants when he walked in the prison. But once in that room, I unzipped his pants and took him in my mouth, where he belonged. My horny guard was watching from a window, I am sure stroking his cock. I love sucking cock, especially boy cock.

I ravaged my son and vice versa. We managed to get in a 69 position on that little cot. But his tongue felt so good in my twat and his cock so good in my mouth.  I was so wet for him. I got on his lap, straddled him so I could kiss him long and hard while his cock entered me. We fucked like rabbits for the whole 30 min visit. I got my baby boy batter and I let it stay in my cunt all night. I was not incarcerated long, but as long as I sucked off a few guards regularly and let them watch me fuck my son, I got conjugal visits with my horny boy weekly. I would have done a prison gangbang if that’s what it took to fuck my son in lock up. But, I can’t go that long in between seeing my son, so this mommy will never get locked up again.

Brother / Sister Phone Sex with Samantha: My Brother’s Monster Cock

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All p families have their story as to how they became the family fun bunch. For me, it all began with my brother when we were wee ones. You see my family was not very wealthy. My father was an and struggled to find a niche in this country. Subsequently, I shared a bedroom with my brother well past that appropriate age! My brother was a bit socially awkward. He read comic books and was obsessed with old school horror films like Dracula, Frankenstein and The Werewolf.  We both had vivid imaginations. We had too; we were poor and these were the days before cell phones, DVDs and the Internet.  Little ones actually played with each other, some more than others.

I remember the first time I heard my brother, who was just 1 year older than me, jacking off in his bed. I could see it too: his hand moving so fast under the sheet, his eyes clenched, moaning… It was really hot. He started doing it more and more  and one day I asked to watch. I was surprised that not only did he let me, but it was huge. Bigger than Daddy’s and bigger than our Uncle’s cock. I had always thought of my brother as a geek. Not really the type to have sexual desires. But here he was wanking his meat every night and every morning  while his sister was in the bed next to him.

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The first time he stroked for me, I wanted him to look at me, so I could rub myself too. But, he struggled to cum that way. I thought is he weirded out that I am his sister? Or maybe he doesn’t think I am pretty. I asked what the problem was and at first he got all defensive . But I kept pushing him and he finally said it would help if we could play a little game. A game? Hmmm, I thought whatever helps me play with my brother’s big hard cock, has my vote.  I had a high libido even as an ankle biter. He wanted to play dress up. I was thinking like doctor and patient? I had played that game with my Uncle before and it was hot.

My brother had a different roleplay game in mind. Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein. Turns out he was spanking to photos of the actress who played the monster’s bride. That big white and black Fro like hair got him hard.  What the hell right? My brother did appear to have a monster cock. So, I was pretty crafty at that age. I made a white dress out of old sheets, learned to tease my hair out, donned some white makeup to give me that pale dead look and then dressed him in clothes too small that were ripped and put some green make up on him. He’d play violin music and I would moan and we’d walk around our bedroom like monsters grunting. Seemed odd to me but when his cock would pop out of his pants at the site of me, I came to love our silly little game and wonder if other families played it too.

My brother’s cock would get so hard and I would fall to my knees and  suck it so fast and so deep. He would shoot his wad in my mouth in minutes. After a few games of Frankenstein Needs a Bride, we were fucking. Turns out that he liked the virginal bride notion and the idea that a woman was created just for him; just for his horny needs. So, I became my brother’s bride for years.  Anytime we played that game, he knew I was there just for his needs, just for his cock.  We fucked in every conceivable position; he came everywhere on my body; there wasn’t anything sexual we did not explore in our game outfits. And it was hot for me too because I got serviced by a huge monster cock daily for years and I got to pretend I was a virgin over and over again. Eventually, when my cunt stopped being as tight as it was, we switched to my ass. My ass was always cherry red for my brother’s monster cock. In fact sometimes we would use a ketchup packet to make it look like I was bleeding again just like a virgin on her wedding night.

I am sure you had your own family fun role plays or special little games like spin the bottle or 30 seconds in heaven you played. Maybe Frankenstein Needs a Bride is a bit outside the box, but I still get hot thinking of all the times I came hard in that white bride’s dress I made; all the times I got my brother off pretending t be virginal bride. My brother popped my cherry and started me on a long tradition of incest. My uncle was next, then my daddy, then my offspring and now my offspring’s offspring. I have my own little games I played with them all, but it’s because of my well-hung brother that I truly appreciate the art of roleplay games. Who do you want me to be?

Mommy Phone Sex with Samantha: Missing that Boy Dick

Now that my oldest son has returned back to Washington state, I find myself horny as hell, longing for some family cock. My other two sons are back in college now, and I am by myself a lot more than I care to admit. Not that I won’t get to see them often, I just hate an empty household. A home is meant to be filled with wee ones who will service your every whim; your every desire. I don’t care who you are, if you are being honest with yourself, you have had lustful thoughts about a member of your family at some time in your life. It is natural. I have a prior history with my uncle and my father when I was younger, so I knew early on family fun was a good way of life. A natural way of life.

So, I guess you could say I have empty pussy syndrome. All my offspring are out of the house. Now they do bring their grand angels by to play with granny and I do get to see all of my sons and daughters regularly, just no one to wake up with and fuck. And I tell you, nothing like being woke up by your son’s hard throbbing cock and a load of his hot boy batter. I crave that boy batter like most crave air or food. I can’t survive without it.

I have been using my favorite red dildo one of my daughters gave me at Christmas to imitate my son’s cock all morning, but it’s not the same. A dildo doesn’t fill your pussy with your boy’s seed. I’m a total whore for my family. A total whore for that shared DNA if you know what I mean.

I know you aren’t my son, but maybe we could pretend? You catch mommy playing with her pussy and decide you should be man of the house and help out. Or I catch you masturbating and decide to show you how to do it better. The role play ideas for a mommy and son or a granny and her wee ones are endless. And all hot too. Maybe you can give me your baby boy batter?

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