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Sexy Grandmas Love Pool Parties

sexy grandmasIf you invite sexy grandmas to a cookout, you are going to get an orgy. Well, at least if you invite this sexy grandma. My middle son had a cookout. He is the father to my middle grandson and granddaughter. In attendance were friends of my son and his wife, and friends of my two grand angels. It was a cookout and a pool party. I was trying to be good because this was a mixed crowd. Not everyone knows what a dirty granny whore I am. My son has the best weed too. I enjoyed getting high and flirting with boys who could be my son. But when the adults went inside to play Cards Against Humanity, I hung out at the pool with the little ones. I wanted to have fun with the rugrats. I told my son they needed adult supervision because some one could drown in the pool. I took off my swimsuit and told them at night we swim in our birthday suits. My grandson and granddaughter knew I was seducing their friends. I just wanted to look at those hairless cocks and baby bald pussies. I had some angels sitting along the edge of the pool. I swam by and sucked cocks and nibbled on pussies. Yummy. Forbidden fruit. I was fingering bald pussies and a few assholes too while at same time jacking off hairless cocks. This sexy granny loves to multitask. I was enjoying those little ones and their little parts. My son and his wife and their friends were drunk playing adult party games inside. And I was having P adult fun with all their little ones under a full moon by the pool. I think I was the clear winner of  the night. I got all those young ones while the adults played some silly game.

A Sexy GILF is the Best Lover

sexy gilfFucking a sexy gilf is the best. At least that is what I hear almost daily from some young stud. Cougars are better lovers than schoolgirls, coeds or even MILFs. There will always be a few men who will think I am too old for them, even if they are younger than me. But men will pick a GILF over a schoolgirl almost every time. GILFs have the experience young men need. GILFs are a sure thing too. You do not have to impress a mature woman by spending money on her. We do not want to marry a young man. I am not complicated. I do not expect you to call me or text me after we fuck. Hell, you do not even have to cuddle with me. I just want to fuck. GILFs just wanna have fun. I am the perfect woman for boys. I am in my sexual prime and so are most boys half my age. I do the things young schoolgirls do not know about yet. I swallow; I take cum to the face; I do anal. I even take on a few young studs at the same time. I know you wish your grandma was hot and horny like me.

I was out with my teen grandson yesterday. I took him on a back-to-school shopping spree as he starts college in the fall. I am going to miss him, but he is fucking his sexy granny every chance he can. We ran into a couple of his friends. They were checking me out and I was checking them out too. My grandson invited them over to use the pool. He is my wingman. He knew I wanted a granny gangbang. I always get what I want too. Those teen boys each took a hole and as they fucked me, they complimented me. I heard things that I often hear from young studs. They talked about how the high school girls will not get wild or freaky. I let the boys play musical holes with my mouth, ass and cunt. When they were ready to nut, they all three blew their loads on my face and tits. Why fuck schoolgirls when sexy grandmas let you do anything you want?

Sexy Grandmas Naked

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are all over the Internet. Naked too. And thanks to my industrious teen grandson, even my pictures are on the Internet. He put my pics up on some site for amateur mature women. He lied about his age to get the account. He did not tell folks I was his grandma. He put my pictures up as his exhibitionist cougar girlfriend. I had no clue about this. He forged some documents, even scanned my driver’s license. I was not mad. How could I be? He is proud of my sexy body.  I got an email this week from a mature online nudie magazine. They want to pay me to pose naked for them. To think the amateur sexy grandma pics that my grandson takes of me might open porn doors for me. We joked that maybe I could be the oldest porn ingenue, LOL. I am certain that in some countries like Germany, there are plenty of gray haired GILFs making porn. My grandson and I talked about the doors that might open for me and got horny. I doubt I will do porn. I never wanted to be paid for fucking. I never want fucking to be a job. Do you get what I am saying? Now, nude modeling, that is a no brainer. I would do that! I do that now, just not professionally. My grandson started calling me his porno queen. I do love being watched, but the kind of fucking I do would end me up in an orange jumpsuit if I ever filmed it. My grandson and I fucked on the dining room table like out of a scene from The Postman Always Rings Twice. It was a hot, passion fueled fuck too. This sexy granny can never get enough of her teen grandson.

Selling Sexy Granny Dirty Panties

sexy grannyThis sexy granny had to go the laundromat this week. I have not been to one in ions. My washer broke. With the holiday, I was not getting a new one delivered before Tuesday. So, I went to do laundry like I did in the 80s. I noticed a bunch of my panties were missing. Not like a couple, but almost all my dirty panties were missing from the hamper. I have had a household full of grandsons with the holidays. When I got home, I confronted my grand angels about my missing panties. I expected to find them in my oldest grandson’s room. All my boys are panty thieves when they are young. Every young boy steals a pair of panties at some point. I think it is healthy normal behavior. But most boys do not take them all because they do not want to be discovered. My oldest grandson takes sexy grandma pics of me to sell to his friends, so why not sell my panties too, was my thought. I was wrong! I found a couple of the panties in my oldest granddaughter’s room.  She had them under the mattress in Ziploc bags. That is how I sell my panties. When callers want to buy a pair of my granny panties, I wear them a couple days, masturbate in them, put them on after I fuck, then seal the scent in a Ziploc bag for freshness. I got a little excited thinking of her smelling my dirty crotch and playing with her pretty pink kitty. When I approached her about it, I was prepared for her to act embarrassed or ashamed. I was cautious with my wording. I was not mad about it. I did not want to shame her for liking the smell of granny’s panties. She has been selling sniffs and licks of granny’s pussy to teen boys using my dirty panties. Both of my oldest grand angels are quite industrious. I do not know what turned me on more. Knowing that she can profit off my sexy gilf dirty panties or that teen boys will pay to smell my old pussy. I think both thoughts arouse me.

I am a Sexy GILF

sexy gilfI am a sexy GILF. It is still hard for me to say that I am a grandma. I am barely 50. I thought grandmas were much older and not nearly as hot. My son and daughter keep telling me I do not need to be hung up on labels like grandma because I am hot for any age. My daughter pointed out that I have more lovers than she dose. I have a boyfriend and a son I am fucking. I have my nephew and my son too. Plus, there are other boys. She called me Mrs. Robinson then told me to chill because I am getting more dick than most of the women in America. I laughed so hard because I was being insecure for no reason. She was right. I get older and I fuck more. Part of it is that I am hornier with age. The other part of it is that men will always be attracted to mature women. I went from sexy mommy to sexy grandma, and I panicked. There is nothing wrong with being a grandma. My boyfriend’s son is keeping me busy. He loves calling me mommy when we fuck, but last night he started calling me grandma. At first, I felt old. I mean I am robbing the cradle. But he told me all his friends want to fuck me. He also shared that they all talk about how fucking hot I am. That was what I needed to hear. I think I was just having a pity party. My son moved out. My nephew is going to college soon. My world is changing, and I feel left behind. My daughter and my boyfriend’s young son made me feel sexy and desired. There is nothing wrong with being a sexy granny. You want to fuck this hot grandma too, don’t you?

Sexy Grandmas and Teen Boys

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are all the rage. Have you not heard that? My eldest grandson tells me that all his school friends talk about banging me and they all want to hang at my place. This is the last summer before college for him and his friends, so I told him he can have his pals over as much as he wants. It is beneficial to me too. I love having horny teen boys around. Plus, not all his buddies are going to college, which means a few may be around for me when my grandson hits the road to Duke. Yesterday, was a hot summer day. It was a perfect pool day, so my grandson invited a bunch of his friends. I was expecting all teen boys, but a few hot teen sluts were in tow. My grandson is a hot boy. I knew I was going to have to share him with other girls eventually. It was hot for me to watch these young girls fawn over my grandson. It was also hot to be fawned over by the other teen boys in my home. I got so worked up, I went to my bedroom to masturbate. I did not think anyone would miss me, but I was wrong. Two boys came looking for me and found me impaling my cunt with a big dildo. They wanted to help a sexy GILF out. I replaced my pink silicone dildo with two teen cocks. They tag teamed me. They double penetrated me. They even ate my pussy and ass in tandem. These boys had skill. And they had big cocks for their age. I guess I was monopolizing their time, and my grandson came looking for his friends. That was the moment I became a three-hole grandma. I know. I have no shame. If young boys do not mind sharing me with friends, why should I mind being shared?

Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI enjoy posing for sexy grandma pics. My grandsons love snapping pictures of me in my birthday suit. My oldest grandson leaves for college in August, so he has been taking as many naked pictures of me as possible. He wants to have plenty of pictures for his spank bank when we can not fuck whenever we want. I think it is sweet. Personally, I love that he finds my body hot. I let him have a graduation party this weekend at my place. The family already threw him one, but he is a teen boy. He wanted to hang with his friends and have a pool party. You know this sexy granny was happy to have some hot teen boys around. At the least, I told myself it would be eye candy for me. It was that and more. I wear a bikini still. I have 44 EEE breasts, so I was falling out of that, and the boys’ tongues were wagging. I milked the attention.  It did not take much convincing, but soon I was naked and teen boys were grabbing on to my big boobs like they were life preservers. I grabbed on to their cocks and joked that I was drowning. My big boobs make me drowning proof.  I showed off my lungs by blowing cocks under water. Suddenly, this party was more about me than my grandson. I was the center of attention. Teen boys were groping me and jacking off on my big flotation devices. I was blowing cocks and doing my best to get fucked by teen boys in the pool. I grabbed a blow-up raft and kicked my legs out so the boys could get between my legs and fuck me. They enjoyed fucking a sexy gilf. I may owe my grandson a graduation party though because I completely high jacked his party.

Sexy GILF Night Out

sexy gilfThis sexy gilf went out last night. First time in a bar in over a year. I am not really a bar fly, but I wanted to get out. My daughter stayed home resting and watching movies with her daughter. The bar I went to was a hole in the wall kind of place. Just beer, shots and hard liquor. Pool and a jukebox.  And lots of men. I did not see a single woman in the place. That is when I knew this was the bar for me. I ordered a Jack on the rocks with a shot of tequila. I put some Lynard Skynyrd, Styx, Led Zeppelin and Journey on the jukebox. And I laid my money on the pool table to play the winner. Guys were checking me out. I was in a little blue dress with no bra or panties. All eyes were on me when I started playing pool. I was seducing them all with my body. Sexy grandmas like attention too. I acted like I did not know how to play pool. I cleaned them out of their beer money. I am a pool shark. Many of the guys in the bar where younger than me buy a few decades. My guess was they had no clue I was in my sixties. One of the guy’s invited me to his place around the corner. He was having an after hours party. Why not? It was me and about 20 men between the ages of 21-30. I drank beer from a keg and got gang banged. Granny went wild for the first time in far too long. It felt good to be back in the game. I stumbled in around 6am covered in cum and smelling like beer like a sorority girl. My daughter woke up because I tripped in my inebriated state. She laughed because she knew her sexy mommy had been a dirty whore. She licked the cum out of my holes and off my tits. I fell asleep in her bed and woke up with a hell of a hangover. It was a fun night though.

Mature Sexy Women Masturbating

mature sexy womenMature sexy women love to masturbate for an audience. Maybe some of my grand boys are too young for me to fuck, but they are never too young to show off for. My youngest grandson is getting chubbies. He is showing interest is the family fun, but his cock is just a little nub so it will not stay in my pussy. I have pushed out three sons and three daughters from this cunt. I am in my 60s too. This pussy has seen a lot of cock, many big cocks too. That means the littlest cocks must grow a few inches before they can penetrate me. I can suck his nub. He can rub it on my sexy granny body too. And of course, he is never too young to help me masturbate. He spent the night with me last night because my son and daughter-in-law are out of town for a couple days. I am making the most of his time with grandma. I woke up horny like I do every morning. I put him between my legs so he could watch me play with my cunt. I knew he was sad that his little chubby would not fit inside my pussy. I came up with a different plan. I was checking out his arm. One of my callers had asked recently if I had ever been fisted, which I had not. So, I told my grandson to put his arm inside granny. His little fist balled up went in first. Then he slowly put most of his forearm inside my pussy. I had him stay still and I moved my old cunt up and down his little arm. I squirted all over him. It felt better than a big cock penetrating my pussy. Until his dick grows a few more inches, he will be fisting grandma’s high mileage pussy. Was your grandma as kinky as me?

Bacon Makes Everything Better

Kinky Phone SexMy favorite part of summer is skinny dipping in the pool but it has done nothing but rain all week!

But that has not stopped us from getting naked and fucked up!

We just moved the party inside :)

Things got really hot when my brother brought his friends home from college this week!

I was surrounded by dripping hard cocks just waiting to violate any one of my fuckable holes!

They taught me all these drinking games and I spent the entire week, naked, drunk, and full of cum!

I guess I was having a little too much fun because this morning I woke up with a cock fucking my face and another drilling my dripping cunt and my brother was just collecting money from a line of hard throbbing fuck sticks!

I told him that he could have at least let me have breakfast first and he laughed and wrapped his meat in bacon before stuffing it down my throat!

Bacon makes everything better!