Kiss me, I’m Irish. Aren’t you excited it’s nearly St Patrick’s Day? I love those parties and drinking green beer. Corned beef and cabbage and leprechauns. I’m gonna dress up in my favorite skirt, the one that shows off my big round ass. Going to go find me some cock and let him fuck my puckered hole. I have to laugh. Can you imagine ass fucking after a night of drinking beer and eating cabbage? Kinda gross but erotic at the same time. My older son really used to get off on fucking me in the ass and making me fart on him. He said it felt amazing…that warm blast of air and the way my asshole tightened up. An ass like mine is made to be used that way. It’s like a huge cushion,a real lucky charm, made to be grabbed, squeezed, slapped, and rode hard. Grab double handfulls of cheek as you slide your throbbing cock inside, pushing as I gasp. Don’t stop now. I want my ass fucked full of cum. Can you handle a dirty older woman like me? It’ll be your LUCKY day when this hot momma gets through with you.
Category: Fucking aunt
Stripper Surprise Party
The cool thing about being a retired stripper is that I have lots of friends. I was turning 56 this year and I wasn’t really thrilled about it. One of my former co-workers called me and asked me to join her for a drink at the club where I used to work. I figured “Why not” and got dressed up a bit, wearing a top that showed my massive 48FF knockers. I walked into the club and it was deserted, just a young dancer swinging on a pole for 2 old farts. I saw my friend at the bar and she whistled. When she did, all hell broke loose. People came out of every corner, screaming “Surprise.” I was blown away.
The girls all yelled as a male stripper came out. A black man with a monster cock. He gyrated and poked his cock between my titties as men hooted. I was getting a little turned on watching him grind that black snake into the girls faces and hump their asses. I wanted more. I hopped up on a table, kicked off my panties, beckoning Mr. Meatstick. He flashed a gold tooth and headed my way. Holding his 12 inches, he walked right into my spread, waiting pussy and starting fucking me shamelessly in front of my friends. They were all cheering and calling my name as my pussy pulsated. “Take my cock, big Momma.” he shouts. A moment later Beefcake pulls out his massive schlong and jacks a load of lava all over my tits. Several people rush over to lick the cream off my knockers. Dollar bills are raining down all over us. It was the best surprise party I’ve ever had. Mmmmm, I may have to get my son to come over and help Mommy celebrate. Tonight, as I fall asleep, you can bet I’ll be rubbing this puffy clitty reliving every moment.
The Spring Pussy Pageant
Spring is my favorite season. The long cold winter is over and it’s time for our Annual Spring Pussy Pageant. The girls and I go out and buy some really cute outfits, new panties, and pretty pastel lingerie to model for Daddy and the uncles. On Easter Sunday after the egg hunt, we get all dressed up and put on a show. I dressed up in some sexy pink lingerie and got a few cheers. Little Paisley came out in the cutest little yellow dress and matching panties with ruffles that almost made Uncle Bill have a heart attack. She had her hair up in pigtails and looked like a P-Daddy’s wet dream. That little one can shake that booty for the boys.
But it was Alicia that stole the show. She was wearing fuck-me heels, a ruffled skirt, a tight shirt that showed off her little poker tits, and a hot pink lace thong. She bent right over like a stripper and showed off that tiny ass. She went over to Uncle Frank and fondled his cock through his jeans and then tongue kissed her daddy. I was so proud of her. She was chosen the winner and got to wear her tiara as she sucked off all the men. She even let her sister have a taste.
I’m the proud mommy of these tiny sluts and I’m aching to share more stories with you.
Just as Mommy Taught Me
Did you know that Mommy isn’t just a Mommy? And I am not just a daughter, but a cute little cousin… and Mommy is an Aunt. We always keep fucking in the family, even if that means one of the family members in the fantasy is just starting to develop as a teen…and that’s me! A cute little tiny chested teen, with a nice small bald cunt…and I am a tease. Mommy knows I am so she brings me to my older cousin he will be so happy. She’s be riding his long hard cock for a really long time now, she really can’t help herself when it comes to incest sex. I understand how Mommy feels though, it’s what I think about always and it’s all I want to do! And even though I am just a young little slut my older cousin wants to fuck my throat nice and hard, he wants to see just how nasty I can get. I don’t think I disappoint as Mommy coaches me and her Nephew as he skull fucks my pretty little mouth. Before long he can’t wait to be all up inside of my little pussy and my Mommy is telling me it’s time to become a woman…and it HURT! But I took his big fat cock anyway and moaned and screamed and begged for more, just as Mommy taught me.
Dr. Lynn is the Kinky Phone Sex Therapist You Need
I believe in being hands on in my therapy sessions. There is something about putting my whole self in my therapy sessions and I do mean that in every aspect. You see I believe that most men benefit from my hands on techniques in sex therapy.
So when Mr. Doe came by to see me about what he felt to be impure thoughts about young ones I had a bit of a challenge on my hands. However, I embrace a good challenge and try making my clients comfortable and fulfilled. This session required me to employ the use of my nieces in order to follow through appropriately. These girls are as sweet and innocent as can be expected and made for a wonderful therapy session.
If you wish to get details and hear all about how I assisted Mr. Doe with his taboo and incestuous fantasies please take time to ring me up for a session. I think you may have some similiar desires and am here to assist.
The Substitute Teacher
I just got a new part-time job as a substitute teacher. I had visions of cute little ones with pigtails and crayons. Instead, I got an assignment my first day at a school for male delinquents. All eyes were on me as I walked to my desk. I just knew they were up to something. “You got some nice tits, Teach.” one hooted. “Gimme some of that ass.” another yelled. I was not going to be intimidated by these jerks and outcasts. Time to let bitchy Mama out to play. I pulled out a wooden ruler. Good old fashioned discipline was what they get from me.
By the end of the week, they were submissive lambs. I begin to know and like them. One in particular caught my eye. He was a shy boy at the back of the class. I could tell from his bulge that he was packing the meat and that made Mama very horny. I began to flirt with him, brushing my tits against him when I leaned close to help him with his schoolwork and always touching his back and neck when I walked past him.
I asked him to stay after class to help me with some books that needed moved. I could tell from the bulge in his jeans that he was already turned on. Amused, I had to make a comment. “Brandon.” I asked “Do I turn you on?” He almost fell at my feet. “Oh, yes ma’am.” he moaned. “I want you so bad.”
I couldn’t help myself. We fell on each other, pulling off our clothes. He fucked me right there in the classroom on my desk, ramming his rock hard dick into my sloppy slit. I sucked his big balls and milked the cum from him. Being a teen, he came multiple times before slowing down. I have never been so well fucked since my own son moved out.
We meet daily now after class or at my house. My teen lover keeps my cougar pussy purring and I keep his teen cock milked dry. I call it “tutoring” him. Only he and I know the truth and we’ll never tell.
Cruising on V-Day
The hubs and I are going on a Valentine cruise. We are so excited. It’ll be a total cock fest for both of us. Over 3,000 people trapped with us for a week means we are going to be total cum sluts. First, I’ll pick up men at the bar, bring them back to my room, and empty them of every drop of cum. Hubby will get to watch and play clean up boy, just the way he likes. But this time he gets a reward. I’m allowing him to pick up faggots at the bar, go to their room, and get used like the small dick sissy that he is. By the end of the cruise, we’ll be a couple of cum-filled sluts, for sure.
Meanwhile, the girls are staying with their Uncle Robert. He is a total P-freak, which suits our young ones just fine. They love the games he plays with them. He is such a good trainer, teaching them fun new ways to please a man, like sucking Uncle’s Big balls. My little cum sluts make me so proud. They will have such stories to tell me when I get home.
Maybe we are a fucked up family or maybe other families just hide it well. We love sex and sharing it with our loved ones just feels so natural. Care to join us for some family fun?
Grandma’s P-brat Birthday Party
It’s time for a party. It’s a birthday party for all of the grandbrats and the whole family is invited. We have this kinky family tradition where we bring all of the grands together every year, along with the parents, aunts, uncles, and cousins. It’s a real gangbang of a time. You see, this is where we make the little ones compete for prizes on their skill levels. They love it. There’s no typical party games, no silly clown, no bouncy house, and no pin the tail on the donkey. They are hardcore little pleasers who aim to prove that they are the best. We line the little ladies up and have them go down the line of relatives, sucking that cock and balls. Just a little sample of their wares to whet the men’s appetites for tight young cunny. Next, the boys get to finger the girls for the Tight Pussy contest. Even an old girl like me enjoys this game. I bend over for Papa and the uncles too. They are blindfolded and are only allowed to fondle and poke. Squeals fill the air because someone always gets too carried away. The third party game is for the boys. They dress up in panties and do a fashion show followed by a cock size contest. My nephew already has 8 inches and he is just a little fellow. Mmmmm, I will be having some of that for dessert. After all of the prizes have been given out, the winners get to pick their partner for the main party…the family fun orgy. Big Daddy and the uncles get the prime pussy and the cousins get the losers. Of course, even the losers are still tight young slit. Moans of pleasure fill the air as the whole family gets down to some serious fucking. Girlie pussy gets fucked just as sissy butt does. Cum is flying and everyone shares. We finish the party with ice cream and popsicles, perfect to soothe cock ravaged throats and raw cunnies and ass.
Maybe you’d enjoy being part of my sharing, caring family where nothing is too taboo. There’s always room for one more cousin.
My Nephew Loves His Horny Aunt
I had been so busy this morning, I had completely forgotten my nephew was coming over. As I bent over to get the cookies out of the oven, I was startled by a hand on my ass and a quick snap of my thong. i turn to find my young nephew with a rather large erection tenting his shorts. I had run into the kitchen quickly to save the cookies from burning, not having bothered to redress after masturbating myself to an orgasm.
Even after that orgasm, I was still incredibly horny and this hard prick in front of me would certainly do the trick. Not saying a word, I simply dropped to my knees, taking this young cock into my mouth. My nephew loves my huge tits and his hands automatically strayed to them. I suck on his cock for but a few minutes when he tells me he wants to fuck my pussy. Right there on the kitchen floor he gets behind me and fucks me hard and deep, just the way I had taught him.