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Chocolate Sale

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My favorite part about having youngins in school is being a part of the candy sales. The brats love when it comes time to sell gummy worms, jelly beans, and other sweet treats. However, I had to inform them that they were the best candy already…. CHOCOLATE.  My youngest princess is quite the treat!  These punks are the world’s finest chocolate. This isn’t just some shit you can just pick up at the store! I’m talking grade A special milk chocolate that will melt in your mouth and make you bust a load like never before.  Forget about those other snacks and slide your goodbar into one of their sweet chocolate pies the shop can offer. Let one suck on your sugary cock as another licks your balls like a lollipop. The girls have the cutest gumdrop nipples that you can just pop in your mouth as she slides her soft wet taffy up and down on your chico stick. I also insist they advertise product to get more sales. One trick I taught my Son is to go into class and let the teacher see how juicy and sweet his pixie stick is. Give them a sample of how long, sweet, and full of sugar it is. This is bound to build income! Usually after the candy sales, my lolitas are being requested to make special can gram deliveries to their school. I bet you’d like a taste of one of these sweet chocolate runts wouldn’t you?

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School Days

kinky phonesex darlaHarley had his first little school function last week. A cute little dance with chips and soda and cd’s of songs the little ones know and like playing on a radio. Harley hates getting all dressed up like a boy in Sunday Go To Meeting clothes. So of course to make him feel better I let him borrow a pair of my silkiest, sexiest panties with lots of lace and the matching bra. Watching Harley mingle with the other little ones was very interesting. The other boys his age wanted nothing to do with the yucky girls. They have cooties you know. But not Harley he fit right in with them and was right at home talking about barbies and dolls and watching mommy put on make up then trying it out themselves. The girls don’t seem to think it is odd. I guess at this age they don’t know how different it really is. My pussy is so wet watching him and I can’t wait till we get home. From the way he is looking at me I know he is having a good time but can’t wait to get home either!kinky phonesex specials

Long Day

Mommy Phone SexMy little ones made me so mad today! I worked all day sucking up cum and I walk up into our living area above my Cat House and what do i see? All three of them naked and passed out from their fun time juice and Mommy’s brand new toys! I spanked each and every one of them until my hands hurt. Then I made them clean up their mess while they cried that their little bottoms hurt and their heads were still fuzzy. Damn brats. Cant leave them alone for eight hours before they are fucking each other and the house up. I sat down with my bottle of Jack and watched them cleaning naked. My littlest one walked up to me and started kissing my hand. I smacked her because I didn’t want kisses. She fell to her knees and instead of crying she opened my legs and started kissing my thighs. I couldn’t help but smile. That is when the other two came to love on Mommy also. My night off went from hell to heaven with three little slutty angels licking and sucking on their Mommy so she would have a smile. I love my angels and I love to feel their little hands in my pussy. I have taught them well.

Road Trip

 

kinky phonesex roadtripInez and I love to go on road trips. We have a special way of riding the highway and keeping our road trips fun for not only us but other drivers and new friends we make along the way. We love to wear low cut shirt and drive by truckers flashing them our tits. We also love to take turns finger fucking each other as we drive down the road giving them a show. Or leaning over and munching on each others pussy while we drive side by side The goal is to see if we can get them to follow us into the next rest area or exit so we can get some strange dick. We always take down where we are and dick size along with a snap shot of the cock for our road trip scrapbook. We never ask their names nor do we put them down in our scrapbook. Our road trips are always a hot mommy- daughter adventure with wet pussy and hard, hot stranger dick!kinky phonesex doris

Fuck Mommy Good!

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I wake up early many mornings, pussy dripping from wet dreams. But it’s ok. I have my boy down the hall who is already awake for school and he knows just how to take care of Mommy. I creep down the hall and push his half cracked door wide open and notice him jerking off his huge dick. I click my lips.

“Son, you know you don’t ever have to worry about this. You have me. We need each other.” I walk over to his bed and slip his fingers over my pussy. His eyes gleamed when he felt my cunt juices oozing through my silky thongs. And suddenly he stood up and sat at his desk. I asked if he was ok. He said he had last minute Studying  to do before school started. Today was some special Testing day. I knew all her really needed to do good was to take his mind OFF the test!  I stood and crossed my arms. “If you don’t fuck me like a good little boy, then I’ll have no choice but to put you in a no-sex time out.” That did the trick. Before I could say anymore he lunged at me and started kissing vigorously all over my body. I grabbed his pulsating dick then ripped his clothes off as he tore my thong off of my dripping pussy. He told me he only had a few minutes and I replied, “You better make the most of your hard dick then, or no after school sex for you.” And as always, he pleases. He whipped me around and pounded my pussy from behind. He always gets so deep inside me, hitting every essential spot. He fucks me so fast and hard and smashes my face in the pillow while I scream as he cums inside me and pulls out to finished dripping between my ass cheeks. He grabs a towel to clean his dick and gets dressed for school as I lay there in awe. He winks and says, “See you after school Mommy dearest,” and blows me a kiss then he rushes out the door. Like I said, he always pleases.

 

What is on your mind?

I know you are sitting there contemplating if you should call me or not. You have so many dirty thoughts running through that head of yours and you are not sure where to start. Maybe there are thoughts going through your head about fucking your Mom’s talented pussy. Maybe there are thoughts going through your head about fucking a young, tight, little, bald pussy. Whatever thoughts are running through that head of yours, I want to hear about it. It really turns me on to hear you talk about those dirty thoughts of yours and share them with me. I have no limits. The kinkier and dirtier it is, the better it is. I will never judge you and never put you down for what you are feeling and thinking. Come on baby. I am here to listen to all of your wildest fantasies so I can play them out with you. Give me a call so we can experience them together. I am your sex therapist.

Hope to hear from you soon!
 

Sexy Stripper Mommy Lauren

You know all those things about strippers, how we’re all little whores who will do anything to make money off our smoking hot bodies and can’t get fucked enough? Well, okay it’s true but it’s all that and a whole lot more at least in my case.

I am the ultimate stripper MILF who will do anything for my little girl and when I say anything, that’s exactly what I mean. My job as a good Mommy is to teach her everything I know how to use the beautiful looks she has been blessed with and how to lure men into giving in and giving up all to her.

And you know, my sweet girl is a natural, of course Mommy teaches her the little tricks that are my specialty, but she has that thing you’re either born with or you’re not. And she definitely knows how to turn on the sexy and work a guy old enough to be her Paw Paw and get whatever her little heart desires.

I love my sweet angel so much, and I never forget to show her just how much every single day, in our very own special way of course……. 

The Hairbrush Jam

 

Sometimes I get so turned on, I can’t resist finger fucking myself. Usually I do it on all fours like a doggy. I spank my own ass with one hand and then pause to start slapping those firm cheeks until they turn bright red. So hot and kinky!  I even use the handle of my hairbrush like a dildo when I need a harder, deeper pounding. Last night I got so carried away with my masturbation session, I totally forgot I was supposed to meet my friend Trish for a late night workout. She’s Miss Bay Area California 2014, and OHMYGOD, it was so embarrassing when she rang the doorbell. I immediately pulled down my tight, short little jean skirt to cover my g-string thong. Then I wiped my cum-covered fingers on the back of my skirt and panicked. She kept knocking harder and harder, so eventually I had to get up to let her inside. Here’s the thing: she was wearing her pageant sash and crown! Apparently she thought it’d be a good idea to go get some Lululemon yoga pants before we hit the gym.

That store released a bunch of black see-through exercise pants last year (when chicks bent over for the triangle pose, you could totally see their entire ass through the material). Trish thought she could get an even better discount from the local Lululemon if she wore her pageant outfit. That’s because they’re always giving deals to royalty so they’ll shop there more often and be seen with the bags from the store. HOLY FUCK, Trish walked right past me, picked up the hairbrush I was using to fuck myself with, and raised an eyebrow at me knowingly. It was so humiliating. Thick white gobs of cum dripped off the handle, and I just wanted to crawl under a rock and hide in shame. But then Trish did something unexpected . . . she raised the hairbrush to her mouth, opened wide, and deep throated the entire handle, sucking all of my cum off, and licking her lips in satisfaction. It made me so fucking turned on all over again. Now THAT’S why we’re best friends.

Hear Me Roar

I am a cougar and proud of it. When I go on the hunt, I pick myself out some very good-looking and muscled young men to enjoy. Their toned, taut bodies are always supple and ready, their cocks are erect and throbbing. Those meat sticks are like thick, yummy bratwurst logs that I can’t wait to stick inside of my mouth. Inez is such a good little slut for her Mommy, too. She is always ready to please those younger men so that I can enjoy them as well. There’s something so naughty about getting the underside of your sweaty, nasty balls licked by an experienced housewife whore like myself. Then you can spank my good little girl Inez and she will take it like the super slut she has been bred to become. If you are a younger guy who loves the idea of being fucked by your loving Mommy and her special little girl, you have cum to the right place. Let Mommy Doris and my beautiful Daughter Inez ride that dick so you can impregnate the both of us. Then you can have even more fuck toys that will be raised to be cocksucking cougars like I am, and like Inez will also grow up to emulate with both sets of lips!

 

Dorothy and Aunt Em

I am such a big fan of The Wizard of Oz! My Daddy got me the DVD when I was little for letting him stick his hand in my little girl panties. It was the first time he felt up my no-no holes. The mature bone structure and the roughness of his skin stroking the soft, wet, tiny little cum sockets really stimulated us both. When I bend over, my ass cheeks spread apart to reveal a nice tight butt hole and soft pink pussy lips to play with. Daddy loves to finger my little holes. He wants me to be a good whore and take off all my clothes for him. His sister is also a perverted incest slut. She loves to cum over to our house and watch me take a bath. Then Daddy strokes his nasty cock while she rubs my titties with her hands and splashes soap on my dirty ass and washes me off afterward with her tongue. Playing with my Aunt and Daddy is so fun! We even found a Dorothy porno to watch the last time we all enjoyed each other’s bodies together like a big, happy family.