Category: Cougar phone sex

Caught Me A College Co-ed

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I knew he was eying me, undressing me with his eyes. I could see the lust building up and the bulge building in his jeans. I purposely got close enough to rub my hand up his thigh in an inconspicuous way. My inner cougar laughed at the catch in his breath when I did it and my nipples got hard instantly. I knew I would have him, young and fresh and so fucking hot.
My son introduced us and we kept it casual, he wasn’t sure what the boy would think. We had a pleasant afternoon and I went back to the hotel to freshen up.
When I heard the knock on the door I thought it was the cleaning lady or something. But when I opened the door and it was him, the juice started flowing from my pussy. I invited him in as if it was nothing and offered him a drink from the mini bar. When I turned back around he had his hard cock out and in his hand.
I handed him his drink and dropped to my knees, sucking him like only an experienced cougar can. The only thing that could have made this better is if the boy showed up with him and we added some good old fashioned incest into the mix.
I love visiting the campus!

It’s A New Playground!!!!

grandma phonesex camillaNana Camilla loves summer time. The little ones flood my house and we have a wonderful time playing the best incest family fun games. My pussy stays wet and happy all summer long.

One of our favorite things to do is go to the playground and get all sweaty as we run around and play hard. Then we go home strip off all our clothes and play in the hose, laughing and giggling and having a good old time!

Nana found a new playground for us that combines our water fun and our playground fun. the little ones are so excited to go on this new adventure! We sit and have a pow wow to decide what we will pack for our picnic. We have also decided on a secret code for the water playground. We have decided on Marco Polo. When one of wants some special fun in the water where no one can see or in a hidden spot he or she will yell Marco, then someone will yell Polo and go take care of them.

We have so many games that we have turned into our special fun games, like strip go fish and naked tag to name a few. This one is going to be just as much fun!

We are ready! Towels, lunch, lotion and lots of laughter as we load up and head out. Maybe we will see you there!

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My British Adventure

kinky phonesex victoriaA few of my friends and I decided to pitch in on a vacation to Britain. Our vacation package included a stay at an old British castle with maids and butlers and the whole nine yards. It included lavish meals and several tours of historical places in the city.
We couldn’t wait to leave and we made bets on who would get laid by a Britt first!
We had been there two nights and things were rather interesting. The castle was very old and a wee bit creepy at night. None of the male staff were as young as I like, all though a few of the female staff were tasty morals. The culture was definitely different and it was taking some getting used to.
It was late and I wanted a drink so I scurried down to the kitchen to get it for myself.
As I waled into the kitchen I could hear giggling, but only the over the sink light was on and the kitchen was empty. Looking around I saw a light coming from under the pantry door and as I tip toed closer I could hear voices inside. a male and a female.
I couldn’t resist….

Male: let’s start with a cop off, shall we tart?
Female…giggles…only if you have a durex.
Male: Of course I do! You know I am randy and can’t wait to bonk!

What the fuck are they talking about? I bend down and peek threw the key hole and see the old butler with the young maid bent over his lap in her t-back panties and half a maid out fit.
As I continue to listen and watch I finger fuck myself and cum right along with them. As they are getting dressed I grab my water and scuttle out of the kitchen back to my room.
I have the conversation memorized and I plan on finding out tomorrow when we are in town what the hell they were talking about!
Until then I will sleep well, all of my thirsts quenched!

Mommys’ boy knows best!

 

Milf phone sexI love when the weather gets warm. Hot really. I get to wear the tiniest little outfits! No bra… no panties. I know it drives my son crazy.And that is exactly why I do it!  I love to  see his cock jump to attention all the time. Every time I walk by and bend over. I hear him groan! And I love every bit of it!!! I try to tease him till he cant take it any longer… I wait for him to just break and throw me down and shove that fat yummy cock deep inside me!! I thought it would take half the night! But he was just in the nastiest mood. When I bent over to …ummmm …. Check my fuck me pumps. :0) He just couldn’t stand it. He jumped up and he was able to shove that cock inside before I even realized it was out!!! I mean that boy of mine sure knows how to surprise Mommy!!!

My What Big Balls You Have

cougar phonesex camillaA friend of mine invited me to a basketball game tonight. Now Nana Camilla knows all about the little ones and how to play for fun. But I know nothing, and I mean nothing about basketball.
But I had nothing else to do and thought what the hell, why not! I am so glad I went!
Even though I had no idea what was going on, what it meant when the buzzard went off, what the penalties and fouls were all about, what the different baskets meant or why they all lined up sometimes while one guy tried to make a basket with the others watching.
What I do know is that they were all young, running and panting for breath, breathing heavy and making my nipples hard. I had to go in the bathroom several times to pinch and pull them while rubbing my twat, trying to satisfy the building frustration the game was creating.
One of them fell right in front of me on the floor and when his leg flew up I could see his jock strap in all it’s glory, balls hanging and covered in sweat. I couldn’t help the rush of hot cum that spewed out of my pussy!
Nana Camilla thinks she will be going to another basketball game if given the chance.

WTF???

hot phonesex darlaI left for the afternoon to enjoy some time with a friend. As soon as I walked back in the house there she was crying like a little girl.
WTF did she do this time? I mean I know my sissy is accident prone. She breaks things regularly, is always tripping over her self. But never is she sobbing and in hysterics like this.
It took me a good 45 min to find out what the hell the problem was, and I should have known.
I know not to leave her alone for long. I know she needs constant supervision and guidance. But fuck me I never thought she would get into such a pickle.
Pickles. Yes they are the root of this hysteria. I took all her dildos away from her last night because I caught her playing by her self and she knows that is expressly against the rules.
So what does she do? While I am gone she gets the jar of pickles and decides they will have to do. She shoved that fucking pickle so far up her vagina that she can’t get it out.
I will be damned if I am going fishing up her for a fucking pickle.
She is going to have to get her ass in the car and explain to the emergency room doctor why and how she has a pickle stuck inside her.
And I am not taking her anywhere looking like this, she best get dressed proper and fix her make up before we head to the local hospital.

Missing you!

I have been missing my man Lately. OOOOh I havepatricia lots of men. Men to share with my little ones. But not like David. He is special. He always knows exactly what this momma needs. And he is always there to share what mommy has! If it’s a nice big fat black cock dripping with cum or one of my sweet little treats ready to tease and please any cock mommy tells them to!!! So David while you are away…. Deployed with all those lushes thick cocks. mmmm Surrounded by all those hot tight men in uniform. I want you to be thinking of me and mine!  I know how hard that will be.  But we are here… waiting longingly for you. Thinking of you. Dreaming nightly of you. And you stay safe out there in the big bad world till you can come home and fuck us like we need! Till you can finally bury that hard cock right where it should be! As many times as I tell you!  My pussy and my toys cant wait to have you again.

A Sweet Summer

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Now that everyone is home from school, I have a full house – all day, every day!  To keep me from sweating the Summer away in the kitchen, trying to feed all of these mouths, I’ve already gone to the warehouse store to stock up on popsicles, cereal, fruit, chips and snacks.  I know that the boys are going to eat up the chips and cereal from their younger sisters.  But, the girls will go through the fruit and those popsicles quicker than those boys can blink!  My oldest daughter likes to play “Pussy Pop” with her brother.  She shoves a popsicle up her tiny hole, and he has to guess the flavor, by sucking and licking the juice as it drips from her slit.  Sometimes my youngest daughter joins in, so she can get practice licking her “tuster’s sweet poon-poon.”

I must admit, I love playing “Pussy Pop,” too.  Only, I use my pussy muscles to suck the popsicle right off of the stick!  Then, my oldest son, or any one of his young, horny friends gets to suck me dry!  But, this Summer I’ll enjoy the game in another way.  I’ve been working on preparing my youngest daughter for deflowering, but her itty-bitty, little whole is giving me hell!  So, I figure the cold from the popsicle should numb her up, so I can start to stretch her.  In addition, I’ll get to enjoy a sweet, wet treat from those pretty, little bald lips that Mommy loves to kiss so much!

Story Time With Aunt Mary Anne

hot phonesex maryanne1Well it is a full house again tonight. Packed to he gills with rug rats and curtain climbers. and Aunt Mary Anne has a hot wet and dripping pussy! Tonight I am going to gather them all around and tell them a story before bed to get us all in the mood for more fun!
My favorite character of all time is the Road Runner. I love watching him chase down and fuck up the damned coyote. Tonight I will implement him in my story and the brats will love it!
The big blue bird with the yellow beak is chasing the old brown coyote as usual. Everyone thinks he wants to eat the coyote but they would be wrong. The old Road Runner is in love with the coyote. He doesn’t care that it’s wrong or that he is a bird and the coyote is not. He doesn’t care that he is blue and the coyote is brown. He doesn’t care that he has feathers and the coyote has fur. He doesn’t even care that he is a boy and so is the coyote. All he knows is he has wanted the coyote for a long, long time and the day has come roadrunnerthat he is going to catch the coyote and he isn’t going to eat him, at least not for dinner…wink wink…he is going to rub his beautiful blue feathers all over that coyote. He is going to kiss him with his big yellow beak and then he is going to make that coyote sorry that he ran all this time because he is going to show that coyote how much fun it can be to play with some one so different yet so the same.
After the story we are all going to get down on the floor in my huge living room, some of us are going to be road runners, some coyotes but we are all going to enjoy our differences and our likenesses tonight!

Lovin’ My Cousin….

hot phonesex victoria8To my pussy’s delight, my cousin recently split with her old man. OK that might sound mean but she and I used to be very close and he didn’t approve.
But now that he is out of the picture we have been spending lots and lots of time together. We fuck each others brains out almost every night just like we used to when we were in college.
In college we were room mates. The boys were always after the girls and so fucking horny. All the girls gave in because they had no other way to scratch that itch that plagued their pussies.
But we had each other and if we didn’t REALLY want to fuck a guy we didn’t. We would just go to the dorm and fuck each other.
We had every size, shape and color dildo, vibrator and strap on imaginable and when all else failed we licked and sucked each others pussy dry.
No guy could eat my pussy like she could and she said the same about me.
It drove the boys crazy that we didn’t give in like the other girls. We made them work for it and pamper us and spoil us rotten to get in our panties.
The girls hated it to and couldn’t figure out what we had that they didn’t. We used to wink and say “will power” but in truth we just had a good fuck in each other.
They say incest is best and in this case it sure fucking is!