I got the twins hooked on Peewee’s Playhouse. Mikey is running around acting like Pee Wee and it is so fucking cute. He wants to go buy a grey suit with a red tie. Michelle is doing the Pee Wee dance acting all goofy. We have pretty much decided that Saturdays are now officially Pee Wee Herman days around here and we are going to have Naughty Pee Wee’s Playhouse every Saturday from here on out. After all he did get in trouble for “exposing himself” in public. I was thinking that I could go to an adult theater and sneak the twins in dressed as Pee Wee while we all masturbate during the movie.Just like our friend Pee Wee did. I think we all would love it. Especially Mikey and Michelle! How cool would that be for all of us and for any one who might be at the movie as well? Maybe next Saturday that will be our field trip! Pee Wee Herman days are going to be so much fun! (in my best Pee Wee Herman voice)
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Saturday Night Fun
Piggy Pet Sissy
It has been a hot minute since I have paid homage to out beautiful Tinkerbell Transvestite, Piggy Pet mascot. She did so wonderful on her last sissy day in her beautiful pink bunny outfit. It was so revealing and humiliating for her to be in public like that.
Her next sissy day she is going to get all dolled up in that same revealing little outfit and do some community service work. How proud of her I will be when she does something good for the community and is humiliated and shamed at the same time!
On top of that she is working extra hard to be a good little piggy pet and help us with our vacation coming up. All of the Fuckalicious Girls are going to get together and have one big fuckalicious party on a beach somewhere in the coming months. Our piggy pet has to help us with that.
Of course this will also benefit all you real men out there that are lucky enough to catch us all in one place for some hot phone sex fun that is only available once a year!
A Kinky New Hobby
My car broke down last week so the boys got together and decided that they were going to take up a hobby, mechanic/handyman for Nana. We went shopping and bought all the tools they need and a couple little tool belts. At first all I could think of is how sexy they were going to look all greasy and sweaty, trying to fix things for me. I hadn’t even thought of any other possibilities. The second day that they were working on their new found hobby, I went out to the garae to check on them. I was so turned on by how dirty they were and how hard they were working. I sat back in the corner watching them and I couldn’t help it, my hand gravitated to my crotch and I was lost in the moment. I closed my eyes and that is when I felt it. They were standing on either side of me with full tool belts, smiling. One at a time they began to pull tools out of theiir belts. Taking turns they began to use them to fuck me, licking my juice off each one before carefully tucking it back into their belts. They should have taken this up sooner. I know one thing for sure, I will be spending a lot more time in the garage with them in the future!
Lending A Helping Hand
I love giving back to the community and helping those in need. There’s a horny old man who lives up the block and can no longer do some outside chores anymore. Being the generous neighbor that I am I decided to offer to mow his lawn and take out his trash along with a few other household chores. This is my version of community service and boy do I love it! Sometimes I catch my lusty old perv eyeing my thick thighs and full tits so I did something special for gramps. I arrived in short daisy dukes and a tight tank top that shows off this rack of plenty. I started by softly sitting on his lap and getting that old stick to stand straight up. I stroked his engorged manhood and told him that I was going to give him something to beat his meat to until the next week I came to visit. With his cock in hand I pushed his wheelchair out to his back porc. With the sun beaming down on my luscious body I ripped open my tank and exposed my bare breast to him. His old wrinkled dick started to ooze all over his hands as I shoved his face in them. I let him lick and suck all over them until it was time to start up the lawn mower. The whole time my tits glistened in the sun as I did this yard work. He jerked away at his cock and by the time I was done I found him passed out with cum all over his hand, pants, shirt, and even suspenders! I must of given him quite a show out there. Next week he’s in for an even tastier treat… That’s only if his old ass can take it of course!! Haha
Ms. Kenya’s Kinky Hood
The young toys that live on my block love to call me Ms. Kenya. Similar to Mr.Rodgers’ Neighborhood, I have a kinky one. Instead of playing with puppets and planes, I’m playing with cocks and cunnies. Many of my mini fuck toys loves the remake of the Mr. Rodgers’ theme song I made:
It’s a beautiful day in my kinky hood,
Im horny today for a fuckable neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
wonderful day for good fuck!
Would you like that?
Could you take that?
I have always wanted to touch a neighbor just like you,
id love to satisfy my every need in the hood with you.
So let’s make the most of this kinky day,
Since we’re together, we might as well play,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my fuck toy?
Don’t you want to please?
Won’t you please?
Ms. Kenya your kinky neighbor?
I sing it to them as they watch me stroke their hard little dicks or as they lap at my old pussy. I sit my my fence everyday waiting for them to get out of school and peek over so that I can try to imagine all the fun we will have. I always start off with my youngins. We sit and watch Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood on PBS and try to think of different ways to entertain our kinky hood today. I send mines over to pick out mommy’s favorite toys for a “play date” today I think we are going to play Choo-Choo Train. Mr. Rodgers always has this train that visits all his “friends”. Well, instead of a real train I’m going to run a train on my yummy little friends and eat them up! First I’m going to get finger deep in a tight little cunnie. I want to massage her small g-spot until she leaks all over my hands. I’ll have another fuck toy of mine suck it off my middle finger as I have one of my offspring ram it deep in his ass. I’ll hold his ass cheeks as far apart as possible so that I my son can get his swollen cock deep in that tight asshole. Mmmmm… by the time they all go home my living room smells like virgin pussy and cum. Ms. Kenya always has the best interest of the neighborhood little ones in mind so when it comes time for a good fuck and suck they always know where to come!
School Daze
The end of the year always makes me reminisce about all the past experiences I had when I was a school. The most memorable part about this year was my grades. Most semesters I had straight A’s because all of the ass I gave away. I was a hot little slut in my teeny years too! I got one B though. Only because I never let one of my Professors fuck me. He was an older handsome guy that knew girls would throw themselves at him for a decent mark.. Haha! He was too arrogant for me and I wanted him to realize that he wasn’t that great to where he could get this wet cunt. I wanted him to work for it. Of course he was hot but I’m hotter! Now that I’m older, men LOVE my body even more and I use it to my advantage. When I was younger I had the same curvacious shape and it made the boys and girls go wild. I never felt too bad for teasing my Professor though. He loved getting teased with my slutty outfits and flirty comments in class. Not a class went by that I wasn’t toying with my pussy thinking about how bad he wanted me. I knew this because he would always ask me to see him after class for “talks”. The most I gave him was a blowjob under his desk for a good midterm grade. I even let him blow his huge mess all over my pretty face. He said I only got a B for blowjobs and when I’m ready for an A I know what I have to do. What a prick! That made my pussy ache for him though because, to me, there’s nothing like a man that stays with the upper hand. He surely showed my young ass who the boss was. Hmmm. I wonder what he’s up to now. Do you think he’s still interested in giving me a good grade?