Category: Cougar phone sex

Incest Phone Sex with Granny Samantha

Incest phone sex is what I enjoy talking about the most, on the phone and in real life. Perhaps I should not be proud of that, but I can’t help it. Talking about the wee ones gets my granny cunt wet. Something about hairless bodies this old broad enjoys. Maybe because that is just how I was raised. When I was a little one, I was taught all about the birds and the bees by my uncle and my parents; I showed my offspring about the joys of sex; and now I have my grand angels to teach. Who am I kidding though? Even if it wasn’t how I was raised, I do not think I could resist playing with those little bodies with their tight little butts, cute little boobies and smooth, pink little willies. Could you? The little lads and lasses in my charge are so curious about granny’s body too!  Yesterday we were in the pool in our birthday suits splashing around, and the youngest lad latched right on to my big boobies. I think he thought they were floatation devices! I scooped him right up in my arms, and nuzzled him against my heaving big breasts to see what he would do. Instinct I tell you. He started playing with my nipples and when I lifted a tit up to his mouth, he didn’t skip a beat. So sweet and innocent, yet he knew to start sucking on a titty. He knows how to please his grandma! The other munchkins were splashing about with their sweet smelling fresh nubile bodies glistening in the water, making me so aroused. The youngest girl was even rubbing her little cunny on grandma’s thigh as she sucked on a boobie. Everyone was wet and hard, especially me! Let’s just say we had a lot of fun in the pool and in granny’s big old bed afterwards. Sadly, I cannot share all the juicy details here, but I can share all my family fun on the phone!

Glory Hole Mommy

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On the outside, I look like a normal housewife. I go to soccer games, PTA meetings, church fundraisers and the like. But, I harbor a naughty secret.  I love to suck stranger’s cocks. I see a hot guy at the grocery store, the gym, my coffee shop, even my son’s school, I am finding a place to get on my knees and pull out his dick and mouth fuck the hell out of him. Ever since I can remember, I have been a very oral girl. Today, I woke up in bad need of a protein shake. I was actually having a difficult time finding some dick to suck. My sons were at school; my hubby was out of town; and no one caught my fancy at the coffee shop. So, I decided to do something I have never done before—visit a glory hole. I got online and researched where the best place for this was and discovered that a local adult bookstore not far from me had a special backroom for such encounters. The thought of being so naughty made me put my hands in my panties and rub my clit to an intense orgasm.

I got in my soccer mom SUV and drove to Cirellos. I was nervous and excited at the same time. What if someone saw me? I walked in trying not to make eye contact with anyone, and made a straight line for the back room as I read that is where most glory hole rooms are located. I found a door, but before I could turn the handle, I had to calm myself. I did some of my deep yoga breathing. I don’t know why I was so nervous; I mean I have sucked thousands of cocks in my life, just guess I have always seen their faces first. Well I opened that door. And I saw the hole and before I could even get close to it, I saw a big beautiful, thick meat stick poke through. And, it was BLACK!!!! Well, when I saw that throbbing juicy cock any nervousness I had quickly disappeared. I pretty much ran over to the hole and fell to my knees to get skull fucked. I immediately devoured that hot flesh. I got a firm grip on the shaft to make sure it wouldn’t retreat on me before I could milk all the yummy jizz out of it. I could hear moaning through the wall and it just made me suck harder and faster, greedy for my morning protein. I love everything about cum. The look, the feel, the taste, the smell…. I’m a cougar cum dump. I managed to take my blouse off while still sucking that dick because it was so huge I wanted my nice tits to be an accomplice to making it blow its load. You should have seen me; like a little brat outside a candy store with her face pressed up against the glass, salivating for something sweet. My tits, my body, my face were all pressed hard against that wall as I swallowed that cock. My cunt was dripping. But before I could get my hand down my tight jeans to rub my swollen clit, that big beautiful black dick blew a huge load of spunk down my throat. Finally, the protein shake I had been craving all morning. I savored every last drop of cum, and cleaned that nameless, faceless cock with my tongue. I was sad when that beautiful black dick disappeared back through the hole.

That was one of the hottest cock sucking experiences of my life; and trust me when it comes to draining dicks, I got a fucking Ph.D. I got back in my SUV with the smell of cum fresh on my breath. But, as I was rubbing my clit in my car, I noticed my college age son walk into the store. Well, of course this hot and horny mommy ran back in. It’s not like I have not seen my sons’ cocks, but never in a glory hole; never without them knowing I was the one devouring their dicks. I went into a few rooms, before I saw the dick I knew was mine. The dick I had sucked so many times before. Well, with dried cum still on my face, I sucked my son’s cock like a vacuum cleaner. Didn’t take long before I had my second load of cum in my belly. I wondered to myself if he would recognize my mouth? My cock sucking style?  As I got back to my car, I sent him a text that said simply “did mommy’s mouth feel good?”

So now, here I am, home alone, smelling and tasting like jizz; wanting more cock, more cum. You got a load for me to tie me over until my youngest son gets home from summer school to feed me more? This cougar can never get too much cum!!!!

I am a House Slut

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You know who I am.  I am that neighborhood slut that you come to when you need to get your balls emptied.  When my husband leaves me home all day, I play.  And when I play anything goes. You want to fuck my cunt or my ass hole? Come over and I’ll get on my back or hands and knees for you.  Want to spank my ass red, pull my hair, slap my titties around? You’re just going to make me wet as fuck. Come slam you thick cock in my pussy and then fuck my mouth and shoot your big load down it.  Ill swallow it down good and get that cock clean.  Then slap my face with your cock and position over my face. Then just let it flow and piss all over my face.  You piss is still dripping down my face and tits.  You tell me, “Until next slut.” Then you leave…

 

 

Grandma Camilla goes Kinky

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My grandmother was celebrating her birthday, so all of her friends and family gathered to help her celebrate. We grilled and were having a good time; and, my brother and I decided to slip off and have some fun by ourselves. We snuck into one of the back bedrooms and began fucking; he threw me down on the bed and began licking my wet cunt. I moaned quietly and wrapped my legs around his head; I had missed him while he was on a business trip! His wife and little ones were in the next room, and we were both ‘getting off’ on it. He held his cock, told me to rollover, and…the door creaked open. We both were as still as statues.

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Standing there at the door was grandmother’s best friend, Camilla. Instead of closing the door and walking out, she closed the door and put a chair under it. “Well, you dirty little shits,” she said. Then she smiled and told us that she would not tell anyone if my brother sucked her cunt and fucked it. I tried to stifle a giggle as my brother looked at me with surprise. Grandma Camilla slid off her clothes and lay on the bed. “Well, what are you waiting for, sonny? Your sister shouldn’t have all the fun with that delicious cock!” My brother got on his knees and began sucking her clit. I’ve never heard such guttural sounds come out of a woman’s mouth; I watched my brother’s cock stiffen as he crawled on top of her.

“Now ride me like there’s no tomorrow, stud!” She kept spanking his ass, groaning until she squirted all over his pants that he hadn’t bothered to remove. We returned to the party; and, when people asked about the stain on his pants, he would look over at Grandma Camilla who would holler, “That naughty boy just ran right into this little old grandma, and he made me spill my margarita! Can you believe it?” She’d wink, sip her cocktail, and return to her conversation. What a wonderful birthday party, even if I did have to share my brother with Grandma Camilla!

Saturday Night Fun

kinky phonesex peewee1I got the twins hooked on Peewee’s Playhouse. Mikey is running around acting like Pee Wee and it is so fucking cute. He wants to go buy a grey suit with a red tie. Michelle is doing the Pee Wee dance acting all goofy. We have pretty much decided that Saturdays are now officially Pee Wee Herman days around here and we are going to have Naughty Pee Wee’s Playhouse every Saturday from here on out. After all he did get in trouble for “exposing himself” in public. I was thinking that I could go to an adult theater and sneak the twins in dressed as Pee Wee while we all masturbate during the movie.Just like our friend Pee Wee did. I think we all would love it. Especially Mikey and Michelle! How cool would that be for all of us and for any one who might be at the movie as well? Maybe next Saturday that will be our field trip! Pee Wee Herman days are going to be so much fun! (in my best Pee Wee Herman voice)kinky phonesex peewee2

Piggy Pet Sissy

kinky phonesex sissy4It has been a hot minute since I have paid homage to out beautiful Tinkerbell Transvestite, Piggy Pet mascot. She did so wonderful on her last sissy day in her beautiful pink bunny outfit. It was so revealing and humiliating for her to be in public like that.

Her next sissy day she is going to get all dolled up in that same revealing little outfit and do some community service work. How proud of her I will be when she does something good for the community and is humiliated and shamed at the same time!

On top of that she is working extra hard to be a good little piggy pet and help us with our vacation coming up. All of the Fuckalicious Girls are going to get together and have one big fuckalicious party on a beach somewhere in the coming months. Our piggy pet has to help us with that.

Of course this will also benefit all you real men out there that are lucky enough to catch us all in one place for some hot phone sex fun that is only available once a year!sissy special

A Kinky New Hobby

kinky phonesex camillaMy car broke down last week so the boys got together and decided that they were going to take up a hobby, mechanic/handyman for Nana. We went shopping and bought all the tools they need and a couple little tool belts. At first all I could think of is how sexy they were going to look all greasy and sweaty, trying to fix things for me. I hadn’t even thought of any other possibilities. The second day that they were working on their new found hobby, I went out to the garae to check on them. I was so turned on by how dirty they were and how hard they were working. I sat back in the corner watching them and I couldn’t help it, my hand gravitated to my crotch and I was lost in the moment. I closed my eyes and that is when I felt it. They were standing on either side of me with full tool belts, smiling. One at a time they began to pull tools out of theiir belts. Taking turns they began to use them to fuck me, licking my juice off each one before carefully tucking it back into their belts. They should have taken this up sooner. I know one thing for sure, I will be spending a lot more time in the garage with them in the future!

Naughty fun with a co-ed

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My youngest cousin visited me and brought his girlfriend, Tiffany, who was such a sweet little piece of ass. He had to go make some errands, which left the cute co-ed and I alone. I asked her if she wanted something to drink; I was hoping that I could get her drunk and we could have some naughty fun before her boyfriend returned. But, while I was reaching for a glass, the vixen slut began running her nails across my firm ass. She whispered in my ear, “I’ve never done it with an older woman before.” I understood that as a challenge, and I was going to make sure that she never forgot her first time!

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I pulled her into my bedroom and opened up my toy chest; I could tell that the slut was already getting wet. I grabbed her long brown hair and began to furiously lick and nibble on her neck. We undressed each other and she chose a vibrating toy. I picked up two dildos before she pushed me on the bed and began licking my pussy. I didn’t expect for her to be so good at sucking my clit, but she was… Then, she put a cock in my pussy and a vibrator in my ass; I came so hard hat I shook and squirted.

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Tiffany sat up, put on a strap-on and reclined on her back. I backed up and rode her hard until she came, screaming like the little whore she was. I pushed the cock’s base even harder on her sweet young pussy and pushed the vibrator in her ass, knowing the cunt-whore would cum again for me. She rocked her hips like a wild animal and we both came, screaming and panting. The front door was opening; we rushed to put on our clothes. The rest of the day, when I got close to her, I relished in smelling our cum mixed on her skin.

Lending A Hand

 

I am all about being helpful. I especially love doing good deeds for the people. In my life, I know that one person who deserves that most is Grandma Joan. She looked really lonely and sad when I ran into her last night at Dominos. I decided to invite her home with me. Since my Daddy is still away on his business trip, I felt like it was the right thing to do.

Grandma Joan needed it BAD. She was so horny since her husband just left her, so I took out all of my cunny hole toys. Then I slid a cock ring onto a slinky dildo and pounded her with it. Every time I went in and out, the cock ring slapped against her clit.

Her old wrinkled Grammy cunt was slapping up against me and it nearly made me cum. Just the feeling of it rubbing against my own tight teen holes drove me crazy. I wanted to get her off so bad, I would’ve done anything. That’s why I STUCK my tongue up her cougar asshole and licked it up and swirled up tongue around it. I kept fingering her mature lady cunt and eventually she exploded all over my hand.  

I hope this will get me points for karma and all that. When I need to get fucked bad, I hope someone will be kind enough to screw my aching little teen cunny back. And of course I’m very grateful that this will count toward my community service project for school. I mean, how great is that?

 

Candy Strippers or Stripers?

kinky phonesex camillaI decided it would be a great idea to teach the little ones a bit about community service. I sat down with them and told them about several things we could do and they all agreed that helping other Nana’s would be fun and something they would like to do. So we all have become Candy Stripers in training. We all agreed the local Nursing Home, where Nana’s and Papa’s are sick and have little to no friends coming to see them would be a great place for us to go. I got us all t-shirts that say “Candy Stripers Do It Better” and we headed out. Of course all my little ones are very loving and affectionate in ways other little ones aren’t because of our family fun and incest ways. When we arrived the staff of the Nursing Home was very pleased to see us and grateful for the help. At first they stayed close to us, monitoring every move we made. But as they got more comfortable with us, they backed off a little and that is when the fun really kicked in. The very first thing that happened was a sweet older man who took a liking to one of my pretty little blonde grand daughters. She spent a lot of time in his room and when I went in to check on her, she was stroking his cock. He had a huge smile on his face and said she was “scratching an itch for him” All I could do was laugh and tell him that she scratches the same kinds of itches for me too. All the sexy senior citizens were enamored with my little ones and I. We will be visiting them often and we will have lots of little secrets from the Nurses with all our new friends. kinky phonesex candy